>character coughs >he's dying

>>87606708
>cut to Amy Adams shocked by the book she's reading

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>Character is infected
>Coughs up blood
>Hides it
>"Hey, man. Are you okay?"
>"It's nothing. I'm fine."

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>>87608892
>Hides the blood
>"IM JUST TIRED"

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>you're a big guy
>for you

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>character is dying
>"its so c-cold"

>main character shot 3 times in chest
>he'll be fine
>minor character gets hit once
>dies instantly

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>character coughs into hand
>slowly opens palm to reveal blood

>>87608892
No seriously, why do they do this?
Especially in zombie flicks.
You're putting everyone at risk by pretending to be better off than they are.
Also, why the fuck are people against full body inspections in zombie flicks?
>muh dignity
You lost your dignity when you haven't taken a shower in weeks you disgusting bleeding cunt.

>>87606708

>killer in mask
>will he stares at someone then slowly tilts his head slight

anyone else notice this?

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>>87609104
>character is dying with his childhood friend by his side
>"do you remember how happy we were as little kids?"

>>87609214
I loved 28 days later for the scene early on where some guy gets infected scratchor bite or or whatever on arm and the black woman immediately hacks him to death as soon as she realises

>>87609237
anon, we can barely decipher your poor attempt at english

>>87609347
hey don't be mean to them

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Just a bit hungover lads

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>character is dying and in great pain
>MOMMY, I WANT MY MOMMY

>>87610077
>I-I'm fine pa, just fell off the tractor is all, I'll be fine, promise

>object relevant to plot is produced
>Is that what I think it is

>>87609104
YEAH WHY WOULD SOMEONE BLEEDING TO DEATH GOING HYPOTHERMIC SAY ITS COLD LMAO

>multiple characters in masks
>flail their head around so you know which is taking

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>... I didn't think-
>that's right, you didn't

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>Character raises gun to point it
>gun makes rattling sound

>>87606850
Kek

>>87609158
>character coughs into hand
>slowly opens palm to reveal cum
>"rough night?"
>" don't worry,I grew up with four brothers"

>character is a Jew
>sleeve slides up their arm to reveal serial number tattoo

>>87610698
Holy shit

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>>87610698

>>87608892
>im fine, keep going
>discretely lifts hand off stomach to see a gun shot wound with hand covered in blood

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>character is dying
>requests other character to talk about their future plans together

>>87610632
CHA-CHIK

>>87609012
Name 123454321 movies where this happens

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>>87606708
>upbeat 60s or 70s song starts playing
>character is brutally murdered

>>87610209
Name 1 (uno) flick where this happens.

>>87611119
>"we're gonna build that old log cabin near the river we always talked about :))))"

>>87610528
Puttering at this

>inspector arrives at a crime scene
>sees chalk marks
>police officer comes to him and says:
>"the victim was shot dead approximately 30 minutes ago"

>character chugs down vodka straight

>>87611911
This is one of my favorites

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>filename

>>87606708
>Star Wars movie
>'I've got a bad feeling about this'

>>87606708
I'm a (male) nurse and I can tell you that people in fact cough a lot before they die

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>>87614570
>I'm a (male) nurse

>>87614570
>(male)

:)

>>87610773
>character is less than 90 years old

>>87610464
never noticed this but tru

>>87609104

It does get cold before you die. And your brain starts releasing a ton of dopamine. You have to fight it to stay alive.

>Two detectives enter the interrogation room
>ask the suspect
>I want my lawyer

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>character is dying
>"YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE MAN!! WE'RE GONNA GET YOU HELP"
>"no...don't worry..."

Why the hell are you so intent on dying mate

>*Wilhelm scream*

Dead meme is dead Hollywood

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>>87606708
>character farts
>shits himself accidentally

>>87614661
Her vagina looks lumpy.

>>87613028
It's from Rising Storm, tactical WW2 Shooter game, it's quite fun, the death sounds are brutal, overall really good sound effect in the whole game.

Red Orchestra focuses on Easter Front, Soviets vs Nazis, Rising Storm was a add on/stand alone and it focuses on Pacific War USA vs Japan.

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>character starts having a heart attack
>camera goes blurry
>audio goes muffled

>>87616311
>explosion
>sound is muted and tinnitus ringing noise

>>87610528
I've honestly heard this irl; People don't like shitty excuses.

>>87611911
fuck tarantino

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>fancy rich person party
>Spring by Vivaldi starts playing

>>87611911
This one is a sign of kino

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>>87617785
>movie trailer
>sabotage by the beastie boys starts playing

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>character gets shot or something
>screen goes white, camera goes wild like he got hit with a flashbang

>>87617785
>mc enters the party
>the host makes a small speech about mc and brings everyone's attention to him, music is stopped
>mc nervously laughs and the host plays it off
>everything returns to normal

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>Villain listens to classical music and sings along in latin

>>87606708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vNJ5Krj7SQ

>>87618495
>Laugh track when the joke hasn't even been set up

>character is dying of natural causes
>does not make an "EIIIIIEEH" sound

>>87609237
what did he mean by this?

>>87616996
People don't like good excuses either. Generally people are insufferably irrational and won't accept a completely rational explanation if it doesn't fit the narrative they want.

>character farts
>he's got terrible gas

>Character pukes
>It's a mouthful of oatmeal or milk

How can you call yourself an actor if you're not willing to actually puke on camera?

>shhh, you hear that?
>no?
>exactly...

>>87609104
>"I'm cold... I can't feel my legs"
>"No no, they're in the puddle mate"

>>87609468
yeah he's trying his best

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>Are you the one they call Shadowkiller?
>It's been a long time since I heard that name...
>It's me, John.
>John? Jesus, you look like shit.
>Ha! Just like old times.

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>>87619688
>it's quiet
>too quiet

>>87609347
>killer in mask
>he stares at someone and slowly cocks his head

>Gruff veteran character mentions how people shit themselves when they die

>>87620023
that one happens a lot actually. I think the other guys owe you an apology.

>>87620104
I'm not the OP I just translated his post for him

>>87619577
Puking is really bad for you. Imagine if thr shot didnt work.

I used to wonder this myself until i realized how movies are done and how stupid the idea is.

>u can say that again

>extremely capable women in her field
>she's a beautiful model

really blows the immersion

>>87620067
>Gruff veteran character mentions how people shit themselves during battles and the best soldiers are the ones who shit themselves dry before the battle.

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>>87606708
Hero kills villain.
Makes highly specific pun relating to how he killed him

>>87620067
>what is every single season of GoT

>>87606708
>character sneezes
>character is actually dying
Any examples?

>>87610528
>Ya know, I was thinking...
>really? Careful you don't hurt yourself

>>87619688
>you hear that
>no
>neither did i

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>vietnam war movie >montage of soldiers >it ain't me starts playing

>>87620472
>shot of character in distance
>blurred creature whizzes past in foreground
>whooooosh!
>"did you hear something?"

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>>87620472
>you hear that
>yeah
>neither did i

>vietnam movie
>I See A Red Door starts playing

>person reloads gun
>"CHKCH-CHCKCH"

>person aims gun
>"CHKCH!"

>gun is dropped to the ground
>"CHCHCKH"

>gun is slightly scooted across the floor
>CHHCKKKHCH CHKCHHCHKCK"

>>87620554
>it ain't me

Are you retarded

>Okay, turn left up ahead.
>Left?
>Right.
>Right?
>No, left.
>You said go left?
>No, I said no left.
>There's no left?
>No! Just go right! I mean, left!

>>87620644
>dude has a shotgun
>pumps it
>a shell doesn't get ejected
>imb4 the chamber was empty
Why not load the mag and then stick on in the chamber

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>>87620644
>walk over gun
>"CHKCH-CHKCH!"

>>87610698
lol

>>87615696
Isn't that just you though?

>>87614191
You can't?

>>87615657
It was pretty cool in Tron Legacy

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>>87620215
>men shit themselves when they die

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>movie is about the end of the 60s
>there's a bathroom on the right starts playing

>>87618310
My entire life is built on living this meme.

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>Blonde Chad plays the anti-hero

>>87620644
>it's that sound effect from 007 Goldeneye on the N64

>>87615657
It still has some comedic potential.

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>female looking character undresses for man
>man smirks and gets excited
>female character spreads her legs wider and huge cock flops out
>man licks his lips "That's bigger than mine" he says with a grin

>>87606708
Breaking Bad was the worst with this.

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>>87621014

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>>87621014
>transsexual character
>her name is Brian
>thick cockney accent
>"well ya see the problem is yer carburettor is fried. Here lemme ave a look a' it"

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>wehll that didnt work... time for plan b
>plan b? whats plan b??
>RUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

>>87610698
Damn

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>Character ill in the hospital
>"Is she going to be okay, doctor?"
>>"Is she a fighter?"

>>87609104
Barbossa's first death in PotC handled that well, though.

>gets shot
>gets un-cursed
>I feel...! ...cold...

>>87615657
It's funny when they do it on mlp

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>>87621243
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>87620415
>audience laughs

>>87621322
The memes have consumed you.

>movie is about a giant ape
>it aint me starts playing

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>episode ends with a shocking reveal
>next episode details all the events that led up to that shocking reveal
>ends in the same place, if not, moments later

>>87621589
This is a real pain in the ass since everyone uses streaming services now.

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>character coughs
>"are you okay?"
>"yeah, I'm fine"
>"you don't sound fine"

>>87621589
Lost, beginning of season 2.

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>>87621589
>great episode ends on cliffhanger
>next episode is about a different group of characters where nothing happens

Yes, I'm looking at you, TWD.

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>>87610077