now that summer has settled, can we all agree it was pretty litty?

I enjoy the rock stuff but this was abit of a kick in the teeth desu.
Also for a film with a high parental rating, it had zero female nudity. I was very much expecting the blond to show something with the constant teasing

>>87597965
No Dwayne, It was not "litty"

>>87597965
DUDE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT DRUGS BRO HOLY FUCK DUDE IM GONNA TOTALLY FUCK THIS CHICK MAN WHOA SHIT BROFOSKI THAT KID ACTED OLDER THAN HIS AGE COWABUNGA SHAKA BRA

could have been pain & gain tier kino

>>87598901
t. critic

more like get floppy.
Flopwatch.
flop all over the seats, brah.
Failure

>>87597965
It was entertaining.

I wonder why the Rock doesn't take his shoes off for any of the swimming scenes, is he embarrassed by them?

>>87598901
I can sense the DISCONNECTION

>>87597965
Literally pissed all over the kid sitting in front of me

>lets make a comedy without comedians
>we'll use """(((comedic actors)))"""

Is Hollywood run by that junkie I saw one time shit himself?

>>87599446
>you need fucking professional comedians to make a comedy movie
>not just a comedic script and actors capable of pulling it off
>this is literally how the average american brain functions

>>87599504
you do actually need comedians to make a comedy, yes

you need musicians to make a musical, etc.

>>87599637
>this is your brain trying as hard as it can

>>87599376
Lit...

>>87599376
>Fans love the movie
Well... yeah. That's what fan means, isn't it?

>>87599702
Being funny/"comedy" is a skill, the same as any other skill.

You don't hire actors to play instruments in musicals, you don't give an actor a script that's funny and tell them to be funny.

List off the most popular comedies of all time and, surprise surprise, there's stand up comedians either writing or acting in it.

>>87597965

>no tits

>>87599778
>Untold [ ]
>Told [x]

>rated R
>no tits
>in a baywatch movie
>starring Alex DDaDDario
>no tits
What the honest and actual fuck

say what you want but zac effron was made to play these type of roles. the stupid buff attactive dude.

bad neighbors 1 & 2, mike and dave need wedding dates, this movie

flawlessly plays a typical dumb jock. i thoroughly enjoy him my dudes

pissed way to much and couldn't ejaculate/10

>>87601013
I've always liked him even in his pretty boy days. 17 again is a legitimate entertaining movie

There are no webms from that flick.
I thought it would have at least produced a few saucy ones.
I guess that's a massive failure.

>genitalia jokes
>swearing
>bad acting
>bad "plot"
>caricature characters

It's like this was already made 100 times. It's exactly the same shit like Neighbours and so.

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>>87601277
There are though, thing is if you're expect lots of saucy lady bits tough luck, the movie is mostly about Rock and Zac bro'ing out and tugging on dead people's dicks

>>87601277
That's because there's more male nudity than female and people still question whether or not the rock is gay

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>>87599376
#litty

>>87597965
it was shitty. Not even extraordinarily shitty, so basically nobody will remember it. A lot of movies use the same type of humor better

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>>87601494
>Rock
>6'5
Ilfenesh Hadera
>5'11
I thought they stopped bullshitting about height when they left the WWE

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>>87601592
The part that really gets me pissed is she probably would've got her tits out of he just asked

>>87600627
She was the only one to get into the Baywatch team fairly (Effron is a plant and fat guy has "heart") and she never got to save anyone.
Not even a slow-mo emergence out of the water and hardly any screen time of her in the purple dress at the party.
She looked hot as fuck in the surgeon getup but we didn't get more than three seconds before it cut back to one of the males or the dead guy's cock.

>>87599144
I wonder what his feet smell like haha

>>87601973
Do you smell what the rocks feet are cookin'? Hahaha

>>87602217
I wish haha

>>87602499
>>87602217
LOL

>>87601410
He looks like a fat Sprouse twin

My piss got litty if you know what I mean

>>87598901
lol, this

>>87599376
This was genuinely The Rock's most embarrassing moment, just passive aggressively sperging out about his movie on Twitter while talking like a teenage girl

>>87603551
He was just having a naughty lil' raunchy summer meltdown.
It was pretty litty desu

>>87603507
Raunchy

Who wants to bet why the rock was so invested emotionally?

I'll bet he bought the rights to baywatch as a movie and planned to have sequels and already paid screenwriters to write the 2nd

>>87603635
Probably also bought the rights to TV and planned to film a pilot with himself in the lead and whichever sluts he could muster for the rest

MILLIONS GONE

LITTY

>>87603635
wow it's like you read actual interviews with him about why he made this movie or something!

>>87603710
i didnt though

>>87603724
well good guess, this was a "passion project" of his, he loved Baywatch as a kid so as a producer he put his money into this and lo and behold it flopped. Maybe next time don't spend the first 10 minutes of the movie sucking your own dick about how great you are.

>>87603778
Ouch I didn't know that. I guess that explains the butthurt. He's really a dumbshit though. All he had to do was either
>go full hard R rating, tits and all
>cut back on some of the swearing to score a pg-13 rating
And he would've made bank. He ended up with some in between, vanilla, bullshit that appealed to nobody

>>87603843
im sure a small number of gay guys enjoyed the campness and dicks