What's your excuse for not being a worldwide star?

Stopped reading this bullshit at Tom Hardy having a gun and being a crackhead. Everyone knows bongs can't have guns.

>>87597618
>what is cherrypicking
>>87597666
>what are farmers and their mothers

Where's my prize?

sly picture, going from white to black

vietnam fucking shit

>>87597618
I'm lazy. I'd just want the money though. Fuck fame.

Wasn't a lot of that stuff about Oprah proven to be lies?
Also they couldn't have picked a goofier looking picture of Cowell

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>>87597618
wow, you're telling me around 0.01% of people go on to have their big break this! i guess (((they))) gotta keep us hoping and dreamin'!

Arnold was a world class body builder and a real estate millionaire before he made it as an actor.

>>87597618
Because for every one who succeeds thousands don't. So I prefer to do my thing and not risk my life.

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>>87597618
fixed

>>87597726
>Just because you can't prove any of that or it didn't happen it's a lie
White privilege much?

I don't believe half of this shit. Just unprovable shit to garner sympathy.

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>>87597618
I don't know why but Tom Hardy smoking crack is hilarious.

>>87597618
They are outliers.

>>87597618
>So poor as a child, she wore a dress made out of potato sacks.

Why is this so funny to me?

>>87597618
>Oprah
>weight gain and cocaine
>and
Jesus, how much was she eating?

>>87597861
Your mom

>>87597618
All this tells me is our world has fucked up values.

>7 people made it from nothing out of 10+ million over the years

wow crazy

Arnold doesn't fucking count as he was rich as fuck before he even moved to the US

Someone add Aidan Gillen

>>87597963
this

>>87597618
SEE THIS GUY?

HE ASSAULTED A VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT AT AGE 16

>>87597618
>>87597791

Somebody fix to where Arnold had to endure Jamie Lee Curtis

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>>87597734
Hugh Neutron will never not be funny.

>>87597618

That's nothing. Matt le Blanc used to only eat cold food.

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>>87597963
>>87598039
ha HA big GUYS never STOP FIGHTING, right?!?! BIG GUY 4 U!!!

>>87598147
Dumb frogfucker

>>87597834
>You're a high guy

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>>87597618
Reads like those Law and Order drugs memes
>See this guy?
>Born so poor he had to eat nothing but broken glass from the local anthrax bottling plant until he was 15
>Had to sell his kneecaps just to afford sewer water to drink
>Accidentally atomically fused with a hardwood flat-pack Ikea table at age 23
Fuck off

>>87598147
kektastically asserted fellow greensenior

>>87597618
So the lesson is to eat shit for years and hope to get lucky one day. Great plan

bros the real question is why didn't somebody help tyler perry kill himself

>>87597618
Hollywood is corrupt and I wouldn't want to deal with that.

>>87598276
upvoted!

>>87597618

>Arnold
>abuse
>anxiety

Literally not true.

>>87598393
Look at his Wikipedia page.

Harrison Ford. Shy?
That explains a lot.

Over half the men on that list are known steroid takers and the rest probably dabble

Is that why?

>>87598575
Can I substitute steroids with semen suppositories?

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>marky mark
>came back for vengeance at age 35

>>87598489

Look at his autobiography. His father was very old fashioned and stern but he loved him. Arnold was always very outgoing.

Whose the bottom left?

>>87598646
Me

>>87598646
some nigger

>>87598646
Oh it say his name :D silly me ;)

>>87598646
Elvis

>>87598646
It's Bunk from The Wire

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>>87597618
>"So poor as a child, she wore a dress made of potato sacks".

what i would give to see oprah wallowing in potato sacks