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WHAT DOTH LIFE?

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WHAT DOTH LIFE?
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>>87597267
Easy on the frittatas bugs.
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>>87597267
lay of the bugs you silly bunny
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>mfw season 2 episode 9
It was like a ytp what the fuck
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stop posting this kike psyop
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>>87596865
for that is MY...dark notion
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>>87596865
I saw one episode of this yesterday. Funny but absurdist humor gets old quickly. I will watch the rest sometime.
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>>87598000
>absurdist

Not absurdism idiot
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>>87596865
I swear to jack off, I'll cock your clock off
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>>87598104
it's Chekhov, you chomsky honk.
what episode has the best ending? for me, its either weapons grade life or el tornador
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>>87598104
I swear to Chekhov, I'll cock your glock off*

It's referring to Chekhov's Gun
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>>87598155
subtitles read what the other guy said?
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>>87598165
>no feel the pain reference

one fucking job
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>>87598155
MUTA MUTA
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>>87598313
it's "taste the pain". why don't you guys autistically committ every xavier line to memory like I do? although that one's so commonly used tat I wonder if you've ever seen more than one episode
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*starts dancing*

UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

UP, UP, UP, UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

HEEEEEEY RICK AND MORTY

UP, UP, UP, UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE
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why do xavier threads only come on at 4 in the morning? i'd like them to come much faster.
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>>87596865
>What doth life
>not What doth (((life)))
The parentheses are supposed to tell you that the word life is supposed to be said with echos.
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fuck you for making me watch even just 10 minutes of this shit

worst 10 minutes of my life.
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>>87598398
we don't cotton to freaks around these parts
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>>87596865
this shit is worse than Rickddit and Memerty
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>>87598533
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>>87598170
that moment gave me a chuckle
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frittata
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Any other shows like this? It's like animated Eric Andre show is the next closest thing I could think of but Xavier is more story based
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>>87602817
>Eric Andre
gross, nothing at all like Xavier. Watch Wonder Showzen
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rwPPrxjqKY

So who was in the wrong here?
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The episode with the guy that had the cyclones as slaves was by far the funniest
>What do you call these wind monkeys, wiggaboos?
>wiggers, I caught this wigger staring saucy at my mistress
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>>87598474
>muh hydrocarbons
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>>87602895
Fuck now I have to rewatch it.

I watched the first couple of eps many times before I got it then rewatching them ever since

The Saudi oil robot dinosaw one in season 2 killed me
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>>87602895
>>87602895
what the fuck is funny about that
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>>87602850
Already have.

I like Xavier more.

Wish the creators made more it was pure unfiltered shitposting that was too good for this dimensions
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>>87603069
>It's a neo tv can't into deep ironic humor episode

Even basic shit like Reddit and memey and Bojack horsecock are lost on u I bet
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>>87603119
nice ad hominem
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FRUITELLA!
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The orgasm tool box

While you are building up, and as you are getting closer to the P.N.R, do the following:

Finger tracing – [tweet_dis]Move your finger from your clitoris, down and into your vagina, curling up your finger upwards, towards your pubic bone, and pressing there.[/tweet_dis] This moves the pleasure and sexual energy away from your clitoris and into your vagina, bringing awareness, sensation, and later, pleasure. It’s also a great way to awaken and activate your G-spot.

Visualization – Visualize a stream of light, or heat, or energy, following the path that your finger laid, into your vagina. Later, you can also visualize this energy going up your spine, and emanating from the top of your head.

Affirmation – Say to yourself, out loud or internally, something like “My sexual energy is flowing into my vagina”, or “My whole body is orgasmic”. Consider writing it down and sticking it on your laptop, mirror, or fridge.

Hip action – Allow your hips to undulate back and forth, side to side, and in circles. Let this movement expand to your spine, shoulders, head, and your entire body.

Whole body movement – It’s important to allow your whole body to move, twist, and undulate. It allows the sexual energy to spread into your entire body, and also builds sexual energy and pleasure.

The Pause – Every few minutes, pause completely, relax your breath and your body, and stop any movement. Allow the arousal to decrease before continuing.

Internal awareness – Focus your awareness inside your vagina, being aware of warmth, tingling, vibrating, pulsating, throbbing, or any other sensation, even if it’s numbness. Do this continuously, and specifically when you do “The Pause”.
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you some kinda ooga booga chinaman?
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Is the heart she holler good? Looks like live action Xavier
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>>87603513
our guy doth?
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>>87596865
What kind of creature is he?
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>>87603941
the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons
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>>87596865
what.life
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>>87602817

Aqua teen hunger force is not as good as Xavier but a solid 2nd.
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So what's up with there being multiple clone Xaviers. What's the underlying backstory?
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>>87598165
Snake says youre just making me horny
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why do people hate s2? s2e1 was pretty hilarious
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>>87605288
just a meme. there's virtually no difference between the two seasons
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>>87598398
TASTE THE PAIN! TASTE THE PAIN! TASTE THE PAIN! TASTE THE PAIN!
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>>87605362
Taste the 222 pain
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>>87605333

There is some difference desu S2 moves much faster and is even more nonsensical.

Still nonstop gold though.
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>licks off disgusting stuff from face
>again
>again
>again
HAHAHA I LOVE IT NOT LIKE RICK AND MORTY THIS IS FOR SMART PEOPLE LIKE ME
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>mfw
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>>87605429
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>>87605429
t. only watched first episode and cherrypicked one gag out of 100
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