how, how does this happen he looks completely different. booze

JUST

His face hasn't actually changed that much, he just put on a lot of weight. That, and the beard

>>87596114
>His face hasn't actually changed that much,

dude, WHAT, his FUCKING face is FUCKING BULGING APART

HIS fucking EYES are POPPING OUT OF HIS fucking HEAD

if you watch the episode youll learn he was only ever that skinny because he was bulimic.

some people are naturally meant to be bigger. he looks like one of those people

>>87596198

The difference between those two pictures is like 85lbs... thats a lot. If he lost it all and was the same weight as before, he'd look better (except for the 17 years of aging)

He has major coke bloat, has injured himself interally.

Drugs alter the way your face looks.

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Imagine looking worse than the guy who was expelled from your high school for smearing shit on a locker.

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>>87596078
SMASHED and SLAMMED

>>87596078
Have you seen his dad and uncle? He is beginning to look exactly like them. Vito has those crazy bug eyes too.

>>87596078
i knew a guy who made the exact same transformation in half a year just because he stopped using drugs (i don't know what he took, but certainly a huge amount of stimulants)
no joke

HE'S BAM MARGERA
HE LOVES TO SKATE
HE ALSO LIKES TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT

>>87596929
IM GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED

Aging after 30 encreases body fat and reduces muscle tissue

It is inevitable

>>87596929
>>87596963
vito was literally the best part of viva la bam

>>87596078
how old is he in the pic on the left?

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>>87597093

neck and face tattoos are just fucking awful

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>>87597093
>>87596963
>>87596929
>>87597117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7N3Vt6A1eI

>>87596078
He didn't gain a ton of weight, but most of it went to his face. That's basically it.

He also talked funny in that episode...does he have fake teeth?

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>>87597144
YO
THIS IS A VITO THREAD NOW

>>87597218
[unintelligible]

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>>87597332

>>87596078
People get old. It will happen to you.

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>>87597352
not if i kill myself when i get ugly

>>87596078
A lot of alcohol and drugs

anyone have the conspiracy chart that shows what level bam margera afterlife is at

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>>87596078
He's just turning into his father.

It might happen to you one day.

He's clearly on fin and Minox, got the distinctive bloat wrinkle

>>87597489
My father is a responsible and caring person with a family

>>87596359
That's Jess...

>>87597516
I googled fin and minox and i dont think either of them are actual words

>>87596198
its part of getting older anon. You will get there some day too

>>87596078
>how, how does this happen
>early 20s before pic
>late 30s after
It's almost as if grew 2 decades older, Op.

bam's dad seems awesome. encouraged kids having fun, got his son interested in making videos, and took him all over the place to those skate spots/competitions. should've maybe tried to teach him about drugs and alcohol, but there was no way for a parent to prepare their kid for becoming as rich and famous as bam was that early in life.

>>87600874
WOW. You delusional faggot. Age has nothing to do with him being fat.

>>87597167
How does that go away? Training your jaw doesn't always help

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>>87597344

>>87597093
ABACUS

>>87598452
It's Chris Raab, who was expelled from high school for smearing shit on a locker.

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>>87597218
Time to re watch all the Viva la bam episodes just for the Vito and Dico shenanigans

>>87601447
do you think that when you to sit ups, you lose fat only from your stomach? it doesn't work like that, you can't choose which places you lose fat from specifically. the body chooses where it places the fat, depending on genetics and hormones. you lose weight from all over your body, including your face, if you lose weight.

>>87601528
you lie and deceive.

>>87601416
>realizes it's the weight making him look shit
>creates pointless thread anyway
Go to bed, twat.

>>87598776
Anti balding drugs.

>>87601956
>thinking that age has anything to do with getting old

hope you don't breed

>>87602098
>>thinking that age has anything to do with getting old
You're breaking curfew, Jaden.

>>87602151
I'm 28, you dip

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>cgi canonballs

W A S T E D
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D
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earthrockers unite

>>87596078
he used to be a bulimic. What he looks like now is probably what he should have looked like

>>87596078
White people genetics

>>87596223
>the episode
Episode of what?

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>>87602098
>>87602151

I'm super happy I have never watched reality TV. I'd rather sit through any anime marathon than an hour of sk8r bois the series.

He looks like Pepe now.

>>87603177
AAAA SUSHI FISH

>>87603279
>I don't want to have a good laugh

Okay, thank you for your valuable input

>>87603490
None of this is good and you'd get a better laugh sharing beers with good ol boys at your local speedway

>it's another retarded underage anon trying to comprehend what aging can do episode

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>>87596078
how, how does this happen

he looks completely different.

>>87596703
had*

>>87597071
>he didn't start blasting and crusing at 30

>>87597218

What was Vitos problem. I know he was an alcoholic, but there had to be some kind of Autism going on with him.

>>87596078
>20 years pass
>OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HE LOOKS SO BAD WHAT WENT WRONG??? JUST!!!
kys

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>>87604504
Damn I didnt know Vito died. Looking at his wiki page I also didnt know he fondled little kids and was a registered sex offender.

Fucker died of obesity and organ failure from alcoholism at age 59.

Bam better get his shit together.

>>87596078

woman here. He's literally hotter in the older picture. The first one looks too boyish and girly looking. The second one looks like a hot older dad

>>87606014
Fuck off roastie.

Dude
Its always drugs

Always booze or fucking meth makes you age 10x faster and make you 10x fatter (if booze) or 10x skinnier (if meth).

Im only a weedfaggot so I look 5 years younger according to others
and yes Im near the shit age where your get your parent genes hitting full maximum

>>87602784
the episode where he admits to be bulimic

>>87602784
Epicly Later'd

Never underestimate time McNigga

>>87606065
Smoking anything ages you my dude, also enjoy your lung cancer lmao weed

>>87605821
>he fondled little kids and was a registered sex offender

He honked some JB boobies, it wasn't anything serious

He's just turning into Phil.

It's normal for you to slowly turn into your dad.

>>87604759
Putting that shit into your body will make your balls stop working. Forcing your body into a constant state of high test means you are going to crash really fucking hard when you can't do gear anymore because your liver and heart are fucked. You'll turn into a woman

>>87606488
Thats fucked up then, ruined a mans life over something so minor.

he's definitely mentally ill. you can see it in his eyes, his chemically fucked in the brain.

>tfw vito was wrongly labelled a pedophile sex-offender and drank himself to death out of shame

>>87600987
I didn't realize how great of a dad Phil was until I watched Bam's Epicly Later'd

Testosterone my dude

Hard drugs friendo

>>87596078
I am almost 30 and have been drinking like a fish for about 2/3 as long as him, and people still tell me I look pretty young for my age

He was just destined to turn out looking like Phil, which was his worst nightmare come true

>>87597144
Can't believe he's been dead for 2 years

>>87598776
Finasteride, Minoxidyl

>>87596078
it's called getting older and living hard and gaining like 50 pounds.

>>87596198
He looks like his dad now you fucking retarded. Go look at April and Phil he looks just like them

>>87596223
Take your retarded fat acceptance somewhere else he's just becoming a lazy fat alcoholic

>>87603279
Literally LMAOing at your life you fucking dweeb

I was expecting something a lot more surprising, but looking at the image he really is just the spitting image of his dad.

Age just caught up with him, i guess, but it's not like he looks overly damaged. it's just age + fat + beard makes him look like his father instead of a gaunt babyfaced person.

>>87596732
Coke does that to you and most the time you're doing blow you drink way to much so you have both fucking up your shit

>>87603509
>not cracking open a cold Pepsi blue with your buddies after roaming around town either skating, playing a game of "wall ball", playing some runescape, watching some malcom in the middle, listening to some blink 182 and offspring, and watching jackass 2 while eating elios pizza
You literally lived the early-mid 00s wrong you nerd

>>87606065
But I'm 27 and drank 2 liters of vodka a week for 6 years and still look 17

>>87610169
Literally me.

>>87596078
He would look as good if he stayed in shape. His facial features haven't changed at all if you ignore the 50 pounds of fat

>>87596078
i would make a joke but seeing how much time has passed so fast depresses me

>>87610570
Same. Also why don't kids skate anymore? The park in my old town that used to be so full of kids we had to wait on the bleachers and "take turns" was desolate the entire week I was visiting my parents. Made me genuinely sad

>>87610631
Because skateboarding is fucking retarded.

"Lets hurl our vulnerable bodies around at high speeds on planks of woods, smashing our balls on steel railings and breaking our legs try to ride up concrete walls."

Just play football, by which i mean football and not handegg.

>>87596078
MAnnnn I had such a crush on him in the jackass/viva la bam days... he looks like life has fucked him up good..


Wait Vito's dead???? Damn :((

>>87610832
Well that was mean

>>87596359
Raab seems to have distanced himself from the group a good ten years ago at least and it obviously did wonders for him. He seemed like the kind of kid who could have easily got sucked into all of that shit

>>87596078
His dad literally says it. All Margeras either stay skinny or get fat with the latter being more common.

>>87598776
how is fin not an actual word?

>>87610169
>But I'm 27 and drank 2 liters of vodka a week for 6 years and still look 17
I've known a few guys like that. Give me a call when you're 37 and look 60.

>>87596198
Dude, calm down, he looks fine. That's what happens when you get older, get used to it.

>>87606488
>it wasn't anything serious
id stab the fuck out of you

>>87596078
>only desirable in the younger years long enough to attract a mate and reproduce

Basically this, April was a cheerleader this means Phil was in good shape when he was young. Their genes are like italian girls, but males.

>>87611128
I stopped a year ago for that reason. Hopefully I didn't fuck myself up too bad

>>87611128
I'm 30 and married and I still drink and look like a college student. I try to eat right and work out when i am not drinking myself into oblivion. Though with a kid on the way, and the fact that I shit blood at work today, I think I'm going to cut back big time.

>>87602226
Who cares you're still a brainlet

>>87604879
A lot of it was an act. He was Bam's accountant.

Still an alcoholic pedo though

>>87606425
[citation needed]

>>87598452
i fucking died at your implication that anyone was implying the guy on the left was fucking bam margera, ofcourse its fucking jess.

>>87601491
he wasnt talkign about the guy in the middle, the guy on the left is jess but the guy youre replying to thought it was bam for a second. the guy in the middle is chris rabb

>>87596078
He looks way better on the right, left looks like some acne ridden teen not quite attractive enough to be popular

>>87596198
WHAT THE FWWWWWWAAAACK?!?!

>>87608427
Bam is almost 40.

>>87602784
>he hasnt seen it

look up epicly later'd bam margera

>>87611674
>Vito was the only one with any balls to tell Bam to stop blowing his money like a fucking idiot
Bams parents seem nice but
>hurrr durrrr it's HIS money
Isn't a way to let your 21 year old song live. No wonder he's a bloated alcoholic drugged out mess

the american "white" genes

>>87596929
>>87596963
WIGGLE-A-BILLY WIGGLE-A-BILLY WIGGLE-A-BILLY SHUT UP

>>87610832
Jealousy detected

>>87611203
dont have kids dummy the world sucks - it'd be your fault if something happened to her.

>>87610169
>2 litres a week
That's baby amounts though kek

>>87611963
It still sure as hell wasnt healthy

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>>87596078
At least he had the damn decency to allow his son Hudson to grow up with his mom, Lynsi, and the ample bosomed lesbian in pic related
>sniff

I'm glad that he's fucked up. He was the most whiny guy in Jackass.

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>>87596078
it really depends on when you peak, there are people of both sexes out there who are in their prime at 18 or young 20s, then it's downhill from there.

for men it might be less common, but i have male friends who are literally starting to look like shit in their late 20s

>>87612243
fuck off ehren , bam was one of the funniest he was a pillar of the show

>>87612021
You'll be fine

>>87611947
never give out any advice again you loser ass faggot

>>87612330
Thanks fAm

>>87611585
no

>>87611484
>shit blood at work
Ruh roh raggy

bam's the only person preventing the next jackass movie from being made. would love to see these old fucks do some more stupid shit.

>>87612834
Why haven't they intervened on Bam like they did Steve-O

>>87612921
Bam and Knoxville were the only cash cows

>>87612961
So wouldn't they want Bam to get sober? So they can make another jackass?

>>87597093
F

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>>87597530
Shame he left your mother and you to fend for yourselves

>>87602784
Vice piece on jewtube. Worth the watch.

>>87612430
So edgy

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>>87596929
>you will never relive you skater days and go for all those shots you missed

>>87596078
how about cocaine?

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>>87596078
also glad he got himself a George Lucas beard to hide that he's chinless

>>87606375
wow didn't know they made an episode on him

>>87610950
He said it himself that all his real friends are gone, that includes Raab, Dico, Rake and the rest.

did anyone else always think he was a pretty weird looking dude? shallow gene pool or something.

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>>87604457

>>87596114
No.
His neck is also thick s fuck.
This isn't normal. It must be all those drugs he has pumped into himself.

>>87611150
Maybe in mart sharter land.
This shit isn't normal.

>epicly later'd life story
>based dico not even mentioned

fuckin o'dell