The Silmarillion

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I'll start by casting Brad Pitt as Fingolfin. I can see this dude going to to toe with Morgoth

>>87592086
Fingolfin has to RESIST Morgoth. Guaranteed (((they))) will even give him Orange hair.

>>87591973
jennifer lawrence as a female elf, leading role

DiCaprio as Fëanor.

Who do you think ((they)) will cast as based Feänor

>>87591973
Fuck you.

>>87594055
DiCaprio because he's good at playing angry autists.

Idris Elba as Beren

>>87594231
you mean as Eöl

>>87592086
Tom Hardy as morgoth
he's a big guy

>>87591973
that boat is fucking gay and so is middle earth

>>87594501
How can high eleves even compete?

>>87594577
joke's on you
that isn't middle earth

>>87594667
shutup nerd

>>87594577
>Middle earth

It's Varda you dumb kek

>>87591973
HBO just makes pulp fiction, doesn't it? I don't think they have what it takes to do The Silmarillion right.

>>87591973
What if just The Hobbit but good

>>87591973
Emilia Clarke as Galadriel.
Also her character gets 100x screentime compared to the book.
You know that's inevitable.

Morgan Freeman as Eru Iluvatar

>>87591973
jason momoa as morgoth

>Making a movie about the encyclopedia

>>87591973
Rihanna as Ungoliant

>>87591973
can a movie without a female lead shoehorned in even happen any more

in the hobbits they shoved in a made up female gelfling bitch just to fill the quota

>>87597135
It's not nice to fat shame.

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>>87591973
Silmarillion will never happen because tolkien's son is salty about the movies butchering the book

>>87597216
pretty good actually

>>87597232
About the LOTR movies or the Hobbit movies?

>>87597366
Not sure about the hobbit but apparently they butchered the books by making LOTR an action Hollywood movie, and I think WB withheld money from the tolkien estate and that started a lawsuit.
Silmarillion probably won't happen any time soon

>>87597366
>>87597398
yeah, they butchered the hell out of the books for LotR. i still love the films though. the hobbit trilogy on the other hand is of course complete trash. this video shows why the hobbit films were as bad as they were

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk

Boyega as everyone
We wuz Noldor

>>87594577
is midle earth flat?

Buscemi as Annatar
Walken as Morgoth
Kimbo Slice as Tulkas
Tilda Swinton as all male elves
Eddie Murphy as comedy relief dwarves

>>87597727
It was before Numenor got sank and Aman removed from the physical plane, so for quite a while

>>87597731
>Kimbo Slice as Tulkas

got some bad news anon

>>87591973

Extre M. Bordom as main lead role should do just fine and give justice to the source material

>>87597527
Can't watch right now but is is the video about everything being done just in time and with a million rewrites? I've seen that before.

>>87597527
>Peter Jackson is a hack
Is what I got out of that entire clip. I already knew that, it's nice to see hackson admit it himself.

>>87591973
Quentin Tarantino should direct it

Cate Blanchett as the riverdancing Galadriel

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>>87592086
>american actors

>>87597731
>Eddie Murphy as comedy relief dwarves
i would love to see thousands of small bearded eddie murphs slaughter elves in Nargothrond

smells like an oscar nomination

>>87597336
>>87597216
pretty classic

>>87594028
>>87594110
No, Feanor is a pretty, pretty boi, dicaprio is too much of an old man now

>>87598297
huh..
RIP sweet prince
you're getting knocked out by the angels now

>>87591973
No one will play in this shit.

all niggers and stronk jewess ladies

desu i hope they dont make any more middle earth shit so it doesnt get pozzed up

>>87598886
>He's too old now
Then we're quite limited on choices.

>>87601439
Henry Cavill could do it, maybe