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1. He wore a wig one time

>>87590509
go on...

he's not funny

>>87590509
I can't believe it, i won't believe you.How dare you.

>>87590509

AND! AND!

>>87590471
He dated younger women the MONSTER

>>87590471
I don't know what's worse, the ads that go "you won;t be able to see [celebrity] after seeing this list!" or the ones that are "[politician/politician's relative]'s IQ revealed! what you see will be shock you!"

He enjoys the company of that banshee Carrie Brownstein.

He's a white male?

>>87590471
#4 will shock you

>he was in a libertarian punk band

His ex-wife is a Scientologist. He's crazy!

>>87590471
>In October 2001, Fred Armisen met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Armisen became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
How the fuck hasn't he been run out of the industry?

>>87591885
Kek

>>87591885
Please psot the one about throwing a child fo the river and refusing to save him or somwthing like that.

>>87592020
I don't feel like editing it all to make it about Fred so just have the original Keanu one.
>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>87592058
Gotchu senpai.

>In 2013 during the filming for 'Portlandia -Season 3' Fred Armisen (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Armisem held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Carrie Brownstein (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.

>>87590471
Didn't he anally rape that guy?