TREK KINO BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

anyone got a stream or anything to watch it?

missed it eastern time damnit!!!!!

>>87582958
yeah it great i like it

i liked it and if it gets even more serious that's even better

>Show opens to immediate and literal cucking
>Ends with him asking her to stay

>>87583779
I like it because it doesn't take itself too seriously. This is a perfect show to watch on a Sunday night.

BLUED

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>>87583833
>enjoying something so awful
buy some taste

>>87583779
this show has a WHITE male lead...

only nazis would watch this trash in 2017

>>87584175
>I don't like what they like
>They are wrong and I am right
t. retard

>>87584223
show was objectively awful. Anyone with two eyes and half a brain could see that.

>>87582958
I enjoyed , and want more.
As a fan of Star Trek TOS, and TNG The Orville is a next companion to it.

I kind of wish they'd tone down the pop cultural referenced comedy, but I can look passed that because I know today's audience needs it. It works well as a legitimate futuristic science fiction much in line with Star Trek TNG.

>>87582958
So how much do you get per thread? Can you give me a contact? I'm interested in starting.

>>87584275
Yet there are currently a number of threads on /TV/ with people praising the show.

Not bad. I hope this is the last telegraphed convenient plot device though.That's the kind of shit that killed Eureka for me.

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>>87582958
>but it's funny

4chan is a 18+ only website.

>>87582958
hello seth

>>87584204
>brown hair brown eyes
>white

lolno

Why does fox keep giving this hack work? He just got lucky with family guy and it's terrible now anyway.

>>87584327
I enjoyed it, don't care.
Why must you shit on everything that doesn't kiss your crybaby ass?

>>87584340
Only people saying it's good are underages and faggots trying to be contrarian since it got bad reviews.

>>87584340
I just don't get how comedy is objective. Comedy is comedy.

>>87584407
I wasn't joking, I'm genuinely interested.

nah, mcfarlane is a douche. ima watch the new actual star trek

It was terribly unfunny but it actually was interesting and felt kind of nice.

>>87584460
You're assuming, and attempting to derail any legitimate praise for the show. I'm interested in people like you fucking off.

>>87584537
thanks anyway you piece of shit.

>>87584442
>thread with OP being positive
>anons join in saying positive things
>they are the contrarians
The levels of mental gymnatics are astounding.

anyone got a MEGA lads?

>>87584537
>praise
>legitimate
It was so bad. I can only imagine shills are praising it.

>>87584487
Anon it was a very very worse version of galaxy quest.

>>87584649
lurking for a mega or dropbox as well

>>87584340
Two other threads, plus this one makes a total or three out of 1400 threads.

Three out of 1,400 is a lot?

>>87584624
>implying /tv/ doesn't have a large % of contrarian faggots.
You must be new.

Man this was so epic! Really REALLY good!
I recommend you guys check it out!

>>87584710
On such a specific topic, yeah

>>87584735
>moving the goalposts
Oh (you)

Shame no one will watch it and it'll get cancelled. The media is sabotaging it, calling it a rip off instead of fans doing what the real thing refuses to. It's getting ridiculously low reviews.

I'm curious how they take this

>>87584819
>moving the goalposts
I guess you don't know what that means

>>87584820
Fuck yeah, I also enjoyed Iron Fist! Fucking MEDIA, man!

Wow anons please give it a chance!
To hell with those reviews, what do they know?
Watch it and judge it yourself!
I enjoyed it very very much!

Guys this show is AMAZING

>>87584653
I'm not a shill, and I wish there were more shows like it. I'm a real fucking person not making a fucking dime arguing with your dumbass over your stupid fucking generalizations in your delusional mind about shit I don't give a fuck about when it's something I actually like.

So, this is how fucked up the internet is.

I never comment anymore because I know it's customary to hate every fucking thing, but in the rare chance such as it is now that I like something I feel stupidly compelled to prove I'm a real person to a fucking moron who won't believe a fucking word I've typed, because that's how fucked up this all is...can't like anything with fucks ready to hate everything...fuck you...fuck you , and fuck you...

>>87582958
/pol/bot hasn't even gone 1488 yet. He's barely said anything, but yea, he does have massive potential.

>>87584924
So did I. Defenders was much worse but got way more positive reviews. Either they're all idiots or pushing an agenda.

>>87584442
No, they're star trek fans.

>>87584980
>reddit spacing
>getting this mad
You need to go back

>Muh dark and gritty plot
>Muh super advanced scientific technical jargon
> Muh emotional scenes

>>87585206
I'm laughing now. What is this reddit you mention?
I never go there, and I'm accused of it all the time. If you love reddit so much, you should go there.

I invented .....spacing. How do you know so much about reddit. Seriously, go there if you love it so much.

man I really can't tell whos shilling, being ironic, or just straight up retarded anymore

/tv/ you outdo yourself everytime

Nice try Viral Marketing
Do you guys here ever learn?

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>>87584340
>/TV/

I'm only saying this because I want you to be out of a job, but there's literally no point shilling Macfarlane on 4chan. Try reddit.

>>87583845
heh

>>87582958
I just watched it. Not bad. Its a real show and not just fart jokes with a sci-fi background.

Its got potential.

>>87583792
>Newfag doesn't know what cuck means.
I bet you also think cuck and NTR are the same thing krill brain.

>>87585657
Agreed.

It was his typical bullshit, filled with self-aware attempts at humor and parody. He tries to subvert the genre cliches but simply copies them and throws in some 4th wall breaks. He's becoming another Adam Sandler. They hand him money and he turns it into progressively bigger piles of shit.

As someone who loves TNG I found the atmosphere very comfortable. I like that the characters are human but not in that shitty grim and edgy way that post-TNG treks do. I really want to like this shit but I doubt they'll be able to polish it up to the point that it no longer feels like a sad fan film. Still guaranteed to be better than STD.

>>87585660
He was using the literal definition of "cuckold" from which "cuck" originates.

>>87585660
lol wat? he is using cuck correctly, Seth is cucked in the first scene, and it was well done he just nopes the fuck out

>>87582958
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>>87584980

ITT contrarian drumpf. Go back to /pol/

Norm was great in it

>>87585000
An SJW agenda!

>>87584346
*crickets*

jesus christ the shills are real

>>87585657
Yeah not bad but not great... does have potential though. I will watch a few more

>>87584340
>/TV/
Greetings fellow authentic 4channarian! I too enjoyed The Orville, airing Sundays at 8/7c, only on FOX!

i liked it. but cant stand Seth.

>>87586424
Not a burger and I will be dl it, but thanks anyway

>>87584204
Name a show with a non-white lead. Let's see how long that list is.

>Obvious fucking shills
How do they always manage to stick out like a sore thumb?

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>Seth has fucked the mother of dragons

Definitely feels more trek-like than what I'm getting from the Discovery trailers, liking it so far. Definitely can see the potential for it to turn to shit, but I guess I'm pulling for it. probably gonna get canceled after this or next season

>>87586291
Really? apart from the one scene w/ Danny and Luke, I didn't really see any examples. And the Danny and Luke thing is somewhat understandable because the comics have played with their different socio-economic backgrounds.

>>87584819
Why is this site so full of high school debate team alternates? Ad hominem this and moving goalposts that. You're so full of shit that It's coming out your eyes.

>>87586260
/pol/?

Haven't been there in years. Perhaps you should go. You're the contrarian.
People here like the show, and you don't so that means you're the one contrary to the thread.

>>87587121

There are 5 threads about this show. It's maybe ok but 5 threads on his glory ?

It's just Star Trek discovery haters because black, because Asian, because woman.

>Haven't been there in years.

That's why you don't understand why all these threads are /pol/-related.

>>87584980
That's exactly what a shill would say.

i enjoyed it. the cuts for commercials seemed oddly timed though

>>87587410
>because black, because Asian, because woman.
Because JJtrek.

>>87587410

Because prequel, because paywall, because shitty JJverse look

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Was expecting it to be utter shit, instead 8/10 would watch again. Top comfy.

Only thing that made me cringe was the shuttle docking bit

>>87588164
I would have liked some kinda tractor beam at least in the hanger, they should've been mushed

>>87587753
How exactly?

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>>87588333

Defending yourself against baseless accusations of shilling is the surest proof that you're a shill

Enjoy your $0.05

Also stop taking the internet so seriously and relax

>>87588451
I just asked :"how exactly?", just to see if you'd react.
Normally I'd insult about how I won, but since you actually answered I'll just be polite, and say:"thanks.".

>>87584399
>brown hair
HAnoteven brown but black

white lolno

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>>87588692

Unfortunately, I wasn't the guy who called you a shill, just a well-meaning passerby

But you're welcome bro

>it's cool man, no problem
HaHa we NEED more blob norm

>>87582958
Being familiar with Seth McFarlane’s body of work, the question I was asking myself going into The Orville was not if, but how long before the show took advantage of its sci-fi trappings to make an alien dick joke. Like a phallus of Damocles hanging over the pilot, McFarlane’s long and dedicated history of easy genital humor made me wary that he created a show in space just to broaden the cosmic scale of his boner joke ambitions. Sure enough the very first joke entails MacFarlane’s Ed Mercer coming home to find his wife, Kelly Grayson (Adrienne Palicki), cheating on him. The tense silence following the discovery is broken when Grayson’s alien partner suddenly ejaculates a cloud of blue liquid from his eyebrows. Surprisingly, the gag ends up providing another kind of release. Having gotten that obligation out of its system, The Orville continues on, mostly dick-free, as the most positive and generally good-natured of McFarlane’s shows. Unfortunately, that mild amicability doesn’t include much of an identity, or even much humor.

The story picks up again a year later, Mercer has taken his divorce badly, and it’s been adversely affecting his job in the Planetary Union. He meets with Admiral Halsey (Victor Garber) who reluctantly offers him a captaincy on the USS Orville, a mid-range exploratory vessel. The only caveat is that the only available first officer for his command is Grayson, his ex-wife. The relationship between the two is meant to be the central tension of the show. Again, as indicative of the general amicable mildness of The Orville, the two aren’t cruel to each other, or outlandish. Both come across as completely reasonable people who are forced to evaluate their failed relationship due to being in unexpectedly close proximity.

>>87589035
With the characters and setting established, The Orville doesn’t come across as sci-fi pastiche, it is straight-up Star Trek. Specifically the Next Generation. Every element of the show is rooted firmly in the late ’80s to early ’90s incarnation of the series. From the show’s depiction of a clean, brightly-lit future, to its yearning, inspiring orchestration, color-coded uniforms and the minutest details of the set design. Living spaces are full of sensual abstract sculptures and hanging moss wall art. Even within the confines of the starship, potted plants poke out of every corner of a room. While invoking nostalgia for the soft taupe curves of the Next Generation is potent enough to offer a sufficiently pleasant viewing experience, it’s a question of what The Orville hopes to do by hewing so close to one particular show.

The story is very much a standard enemy species plot line. The ship is sent to a research outpost known as the “Scientist’s Playground” under the false pretense of delivering supplies. The crew flies to the planet’s surface where Dr. Aranov reveals his research team has perfected a ray that accelerates time within a contained field. An alien species known as The Krill found out about the device and want to use it as a weapon. They arrive and storm the science center in order to seize it. Above the planet, the Orville engages with a Krill destroyer as the crew fights their way back to the ship. Back onboard, Mercer and Grayson agree to relinquish the ray, but not before secretly hot gluing a genetically modified redwood seed to the end of the time gun’s barrel. The ray activates on arrival and a massive tree immediately bursts into existence, severing the Krill ship in half. Later, as the Orville secures repairs, Mercer admits that while it’s personally difficult for him to be around Grayson, she’s too much of an asset to let go. Grudgingly, he asks her to stay aboard.

He's such a stiff unfunny actor.

concept 10/10
Casting 2/10
Script 7/10

>>87589101
Ultimately, the most damning thing you can say about The Orville is that there isn’t that much to say about The Orville. While first episodes are burdened with the ungrateful work of exposition and world building often at the expense of hilarity, it all still feels very slight. It’s not bad, but people in space speaking in a slightly more casual demeanor is not a sufficiently robust conceit to sustain a show. The final reveal shows that it was Grayson who worked behind the scenes to convince Admiral Halsey to give Mercer command of a starship. This reveal isn’t presented as nefarious; it reads like she’s truly trying to help. But is it atonement or an elaborate scheme to try and get the two back together? There’s enough goodwill built up with the general likeability of the characters that turning Grayson into a crazy manipulator isn’t an appealing angle to pursue. Because right now, The Orville’s greatest strength is its general positivity. The chance to see relationships deepen--reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep--between the characters so far stands as the show’s most engaging aspect. Continuing to borrow from Star Trek not just the pleasant, semi-futuristic wall hangings and uplifting score, but the show’s intrinsic faith in humanity offers The Orville its best chance of developing into something worth sticking around for.

>>87582958
It's the worst thing I have seen in years.

>>87589199
Pretty much spot on but the network TV show market is already rock bottom. This will do good simply because it's surrounded by utter trash.

What other show would a normie with TV only watch besides this?

Every fucking show is muh feminine power or a crime drama.

>>87589199
Whatever fucking review your posting the 'reviewer' seems to want this to be a comedy, they are really missing the point

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>>87582958

>3 seconds in
>cuck scene

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>>87582958
I'm current watching it now… So far it seems decent, my only complaint is that the sets and the 'world' seem too artificial and clean. Has that very spotless CGI look to everything. That being said, from what I see so far, this is going to be pretty interesting. There seems to be a very good blend of humor, but still drama underneath the humor. So I think it's going to be relatable. That was my main concern for The Orville, that it would be trying to be *too* silly… but from what I see, it seems to be walking that line, very well. The opening…"money shot" was priceless…

So what's your take guys. This Fall/Spring we have Star Trek: Discovery, The Orville and The Expanse...Who's going to take 1st?

>>87589255
>What other show would a normie with TV only watch besides this?

>Every fucking show is muh feminine power or a crime drama.

You answered your own question.

>It's a contrarians on /tv/ decide to like a show just because the critics hate it episode

Is it just a prank bros?

>>87589828
Have you seen it? """""""""""bro"""""""""""""

>>87589925
Not yet bro just about to
Don't spoil the plot for me

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>>87584399
>>brown hair brown eyes
>>white
>lolno

>>87590005
sure thing fgt

noodz of either the blonde or alien chick?

>>87590057
wow this old hag reminds me of a girl I once loved

I liked it

>>87582958
The design is fantastic. I hate Seth but after this I COULD believe him as a Captain.

but the humor was fucking awful.

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>>87590383
Literally...he's convinced me that he's a better captain than Capt. Archer in Enterprise by Scott Bakkula

Star Trek Discovery isn't even out yet.

This score tries so hard to be Jerry Goldsmith it's annoying

>>87590464
You mean Scott Barkula?

I just watched walking dead on netflix because I'm an aspiring masochist

just get me anything without that shit, literally anything

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>>87590880
You seem to have mis-spelled his la- Oh I see what you did there

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All I can say is... "HAPPY ARBOR DAY"

It was funny..definitely not going to be hard sci fi, or probably no to little actual lore or history and canon building to the world/setting but should be a fun romp.

I enjoyed it.

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>looking up the cast to see what else I might know them from
>Bortus is Minion from Twisted Metal 2

A FUCKING TREE

>>87582958
It's going to turn into anti-white feminist gender fluid cancer in 3 episodes. Then maybe you'll finally consider giving up the televised jew.

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>>87582958
>love letter to Trek fans

Fuck off you hack

>>87591629
cringey shit right here

The scene at the end with the guy cleaning the window, stopping, and then starting again, could have been right out of Family Guy.

>>87591792
yeah its going to be cringy. then i'll say i told you so.

>>87591970
>spending every day with tards on /pol/ made him think he's an authority on anything
haha, no.

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>>87582958
I prefer to remember /tv/ as it used to be; not the abomination it has become with all the /pol/ related shit.

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>>87592523
>4chan was better in the past.
Here we go again.

Almost every aspect of 4chan has improved over time.

Reminder of memes of the past
>Rage face
>unironic le
>xD
>desu spam
Thigns we attribute to reddit are actually 4chan memes that were adopted late by normies.

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>>87592523
>Virgin hunched over computer, wasting time photoshopping his betters into manlets
Is there anything more beta than this?

read 'em and weep

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>>87592523

Hated family guy

Don't care for the Seth guy

As expected, the humor in Orville was beneath me but i'm sold on the trek soul and spirit. Absolutely loved the show and i'm thankful to this Seth guy for the first time in my life for making this show happen. TV is so much better without the political agenda horseshit, thank you Sethguy.

>>87584735
>>87584653
>>87584327
>>87584175

Can only think at this point that all the original and genuinely individual 4chan users have left /tv/ at this point and there's only the astroturfing shills and counter-shills left arguing with each other.

>>87583833
>>87583792
>>87583779
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>>87583684
Same IP

>>87593458
this thread is entirely by me
all me

Imagine being so invested in a contrarian point of view that you'd shill a Seth MacFarlane turd.

Orville is comfy as fuck

>>87589199
damn (you)

Happy Arbor Day, CBS!

I bet it sucks but I'll still watch the first episode

those Skrill shoot at least more accurately than stormtroopers

>>87593585
>new Star Trek cast is overly diverse
>delicate /pol/shits are offended
>similar competing show comes out
>/pol/shits support the competing show as a political statement

It's tortured logic but that's what's happening here.

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>>87595180
pic related, its you guys, watch the 1st episode to find out what happens

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>>87595347
Don't worry, I'll watch this show with you and help you stick it to the haters if you let me suck you off during. And yes, I'm a really hot girl. ;3

>>87590634

Not surprising. Most of the music is done by John Debney, who has done a variety of things, but won an Emmy for the Seaquest DSV main theme. So he knows his sci-fi musics.

>>87595501
No one cares.

>>87595631
Is that a yes?

>>87595711
Depends, are you free the night Discovery airs?

>>87595783
Why do you ask?

>McFarlane makes a new movie or series
>it's like the copy paste of the last one
>jokes all the same
>style all the same
>still can't act

Why? He should sing Sinatra songs that is the only thing he's good at.

>>87596094
There was a Sinatra singing hologram on DS9 so we might actually see that in The Orville.

It was ok. Could've used a little more comedy and been a little tighter but it did what a pilot should do. I'll keep watching til it's canceled because the Internet has already deemed it ded and it won't go over 1 season.

>>87596236

But even McFarlane singing is always a fucking returning thing in every shit he makes.

>>87596236
I actually thought the ogre in the holodeck thing on The Orville was hilarious. Just strikes you as, well, yeah, I could see a total neckbeard just done up in tons of makeup actually sounding and acting the way said ogre does at a convention.

Also, talk about odds reviews for it. 25% on Rotten Tomatoes but 7.3/10 on IMDB