What are some films or shows with this plot?

>>87579608
I also want to know. I need something new to watch with my little sister.

>>87579608
What's going on here?

>it's another "normalfags pretend sexually mature human beings will respond to sex like it witnessed an eldritch horror" episode
If kids have sex with kids, why can't they have sex with adults?

>>87580286
lol

men used to marry girls that age all the time, it's literally their prime

>>87579608
Taxi Driver actually.

>>87580598
men also used to die before they hit 40

>>87581002
And they don't now?
I plan on killing myself before 40.

>>87581002
That's a myth
Average life expectancy was brought down by the shitton of infant mortality.
If you lived past your teens you could expect live about as long as people do nowadays barring disease.

>>87581002
your point? men still die before 40 all the time

>>87581002
prime pussy is prime pussy, i WILL have a jb before i die

Sauce?

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>>87579608
He's living the dream.

Is /tv/ controlled by the viper Eli was talking about?

>>87581059
Beautiful. Tired of people repeating that false fact.

>>87579608

There was an episode of Nathan Barley with this plot ("youpak" proxies youtube videos to evade region blocks)

https://www.youpak.com/watch?v=hCBJpAR9k3I

>>87579608

>complaining

What a fag. He'll kill himself for this later.

>>87581850

Outside of your henty fantasies, men in such a situation would be concerned with going to prison for years and being marked for life as a sex-offender.

>>87582198

Average age of losing virginity is 15. That includes outliers like 4chan wizards.

Someone's doing the fucking. You eyeball the math on how the average can be so low if there's no underage sex yourself.

>>87582198
>Wanting to live a boring, monotone life fucking warbeasts and old, haggard cunts
>Not wanting to have one lasting memory of transcendental pleasure

You have to evaluate your priorities.

>>87582568
>Average age of losing virginity is 15
>Someone's doing the fucking.

Generally their partners are underage you knob, whereas the guy in the image is clearly over 16 (the age of consent in the UK where it is set)

>>87581529

>Bad, to have a bad uncle

>>87582698

Again you're a sheltered fuck if you think a 16 year old shagging a 13 year old is noteworthy. This shit happens all the fucking time. Part of the joke is that they're barely 2 years apart and he thinks she's "a child".

>>87582568
>Average age of losing virginity is 15.
For women, and it has been for thousand of years.
For men that stat shifted into early twenties in the last 60 years.

>>87580286
lmao

>>87583042
>For men that stat shifted into early twenties in the last 60 years.

You're just wrong. Just because you're a loser and you don't know a normal person doesn't mean the world changed.

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can we get some recs lads

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>>87582568

>>87583115

Daisy's Destruction

>>87580286
LOL SO TRUE!

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>grown men fuck and marry 13-17 year old girls for thousands of years
>Because of the last 50 years you're now seen as a pedophile for finding women at that age attractive

>>87581059
This, plus wars, and far more frequent famines and droughts, but the principle is the same.

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>>87583115

you guys are fucking retards
marrying young was not true for all societies throughout history. average age to marry in the victorian era was 18-23 for example.
and even then, sex=marriage
you guys are scumbags that don't give a shit about marriage

>>87583664
i'm not a pedo

>>87583865
>and even then, sex=marriage

Yes, because people often fucked little girls before marriage. Take off those rose tinted glasses cunt.

>>87582840
>Again you're a sheltered fuck if you think a 16 year old shagging a 13 year old is noteworthy. This shit happens all the fucking time.

Yes it does...and if the police know of it the 16yo goes to prison. Which is the point I made in the 2 posts you are presumably responding to.

>>87580598

Myth spread because the marriages one heard about and read a lot of were the important political arranged ones, those of monarchs etc. They were very young, normal people were rather in there early 20s as well. And the royal teen didn't fuck right away, it was years of engagement often.

>>87584078
There were 13 year olds working in brothels back then you dumb cunt.

>>87584132

So?
Entirely different thing, still an exeption.
Dumb cunt.

>>87582840
He's suppose to be 16? Looked in his mid 20s.

What a little faggot then. He wouldn't even go to jail for that cause they're both minors. Fuck it'd been nice to experience some teenage fucking, now I'm fucking 26 and still a goddamn virgin.

>>87581059
>barring disease
Not quite

You could reasonably expect to live to 65-70 but past that was nowhere near as common as it is today, mostly due to nutrition and really basic problems - these days starvation and malnutrition (in the first world at least) are basically impossible whereas even 100 years ago a bad harvest before winter could really fuck you over. People often bitch about how much bad shit we shovel into our mouths today (which isn't exactly false) but always neglect to mention that even an all-mcdonalds diet would give you more vitamins and protein than even many nobles 200 years ago.

It's why if you go to an old house in Europe or even parts of America, you'll notice how fucking small the doorways and ceilings are - people were shorter back then. People say "Napoleon complex" and cite "Napoleon was 5'7" lol what a shortass" but fail to realise that 5'7" at the time was actually quite tall, someone at even 6' (lmao king of manlets) would've been considered to be a fucking giant

And yes, noblewomen would often marry as young as 12, but the peasantry would usually be at least 16 - the noblewomen would marry earlier because
1) It would secure political or business alliances
2) Nobles had better diets and higher calorie intakes which meant they would start developing (i.e. menstruating) earlier, making them more capable of childbirth than peasants

>>87583865
Yes its the virgins who are scumbags ruining sex and not the sluts and Chads having 50+ sex partners before "settling down"

>>87583984
>and if the police know if it the 16yo goes to prison

This is the UK we're talking about so we should adjust this.

>if the police know of it the person over 16 goes to prison unless they're a Muslim, in which case they harass the underage girl and beat her father

>>87584078
>And the royal teen didn't fuck right away
This isn't true

>>87584381
>>87583865
Friendly reminder that Tinder found that 80%+ of women on it had used it for a one night stand while less than 20% of men had - it's not just an /r9k/ myth

>>87580598
Maybe since white women age like shit. All other groups look best between 20 and 25

>>87584078
>the royal teen didn't fuck right away

It was a major tradition to show the bloodied bedsheets the next morning, and it wasn't considered a marriage until it was consummated

>>87583984
>and if the police know of it the 16yo goes to prison

This is the same country that couldn't find more than a dozen people to jail in a decade long series of sex gangs exploiting 10s of thousands of girls. One sex exploitation gang for every fucking city with Pakis.

Muh poh lees.

>>87580598
>it's literally their prime
How does this meme keep getting perpetuated?
Fertility is highest, infant mortality and birth defects are lowest during a woman's mid twenties

>>87584625
It wasn't that the police didn't know about it, it's that they were actively covering it up because they didn't want to be racist

I fucking WISH I was making that up

>>87584543
>>87584618

Yeah, mixed up there. The royal 13 yo and younger didn't fuck right away. Also, you're only allowed to fuck after marriage, not after engagement, traditionally.

>>87583183
This sounds really familiar but I know it's something awful and I'm afraid to google it.

>>87586316
Don't

>>87586364
What is it?

>>87586393
gay porn

>>87581002
Anything past 50 is misery anyways

>>87579608
What show is this? I feel like I've seen that guy in something.

>>87586937
This.

Having experienced the life of parents and grandparents can tell you old life sucks.

>>87587355
Skins. Was a decent show, but the last season focusing on three characters was shite.

>>87579608
Is that a transpotting remake?

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>>87579608
Damn I wouldn't care if she was 13 for her piece of ass.

>>87583042
lmao get a load of this pathetic virgin cope

>>87584078
My great grandma married at 14

>>87579608
Who is this cum chum?

>>87587703
its not fair

>>87586393
Torture CP

name is Holly Earl

>>87587703
>they pointed out this was filmed on a thursday
>dirty girl
oh lawdy

>>87579608
Californication