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>>87573655
He was an excellent cast, very punchable face

Joffrey was fun to watch, this ugly bitch was boring.

I hated him so much

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>>87573655
He looks like a hispanic OB from Hollyoaks

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>>87575877
Mixed with a bit of Tyger Drew-Honey

so all you guys just want to fuck him right?

It was a good season but not better than 2 or 1.
Wonder if Xavi will go on to defeat the real enemy next season (Mexicans?).

>>87576084
>not better than 2
2 was hard to watch.

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Sr Salazar, soy maricon

>>87576275
So was this one to me, most of it felt like padding, the entire security guy storyline was meh, it was obvious that he wasnt going to die like that, not even when Don Jorge fucking tried to kill him.
2 at least kept me waiting for Pablo to get killed.

every fucking narcos thread dies reeeee i just finished the s3 i want to talk about this show

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I unironically think this was the second best season after s1. Who else /Pacho y Chepe/ here?

I hated him but he's actually the personification of a villain who did nothing wrong, he was only protecting his father, you'd do the same in that sitation ... right anon?

>>87576342
N A R C I N O

OFFICIAL CHARACTER LIST
>1.Pacho
>2.Chepe
>3.Jorge
>4.DEA guys
>5.AGENT PENA I'M CIA
>6.Cali's autistic intel guy
>7.Cali's accountant
>8.Don Berna

Why did they turn Pena to an emotionless robot?I know they played with his character in season 2 but he didn't even fuck one girl this season.I wanted him to fuck that reporter and that blonde.

>>87573655
lol thats the gay roommate from broad city

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>>87577934
>Tfw I thought he was gonna honeydick the finance guy's blonde American wife to destroy the cartel

>>87577934
Yeah they should've expanded on Pena's character more, though I liked the scenes with his dad

Still a 10/10 season and series

>>87577627
>he is pacho-faggotfanboi
kys my men

Glad that our guy Castaño kill fucking Chepe.

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>>87578473
>Not enjoying the season finale intro where Pacho is a cocaine fueled angel of death with a lit cigarette hanging from his mouth and an all chrome pistola.

>Not loving the no bullshit TRES DOS UNO of Chepe in the barbershop.

It's like you hate fun.

>>87578646
I did enjoy the TRES DOS UNO scene, fucking badass.

But I'm a good person and like all good person we enjoy the death of Narcos in the end and the Castaños brothers were based killing commies.

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>*checks gate*
>teleports behind you

>>87578752

I suppose you we're glad when Don Corleone got killed too, you commie brainchild.

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What's this hair cut called?

>>87573655
in case we all die, there is somethign i must confess to you.
last summer, i switched our laptop chargers.
that is why yours doesn't work.

>>87578873
I'm South American and in my town narcos actually exist... Yeah, I enjoy when all of them die in movies.

the pacing in this season was all fucked up

>>87578473
>ywn hunt commies in the jungles of Colombia
why live

>>87579058
>in the jungle of Colombia
>Christmas
>CIA arrive with new free weapons as a gift
>"Enjoy the hunt, lads"

mfw I was born in the wrong year. I wish I could be a Pepe

who was the OLD king joffrey?

>>87579058
>>87579180
t.overweight neckbeard /pol/ users

>>87579289
t. millenial commie

>>87573655
why is the gay spic from broad city in narcos (never seen the show)

>>87579058
>>87579180
you'd die in about 20 minutes

>>87577663
>doesn't know shit about security
>pushes the actual guys out of the way to front
>kills the head of security and his wife instead of pallomari for getting gilberto caught
>makes it clear to jorge that other people fucking up that he has no control over will get himself and those he loves murdered
>constantly threatens Jorge's life like it's a joke
>focuses on getting Jorge killed instead of doing his job
>dies like a little bitch to retards doing a driveby

David was a fucking chump. Killing Pallomari instead of Cordova would have saved the Cartel

>>87578873
Don Corleone was a reasonable businessman unafraid to do violence if absolutely necessary. He preferred to use financial or political pressure instead.

Narcos don't give a fuck about the rules.

>>87578895
Phil Collins Mullet

Navegante is my waifu

>>87573655
Why did he have to be such a dick?

>>87580345
Most entertaining character.

Binged all 3 seasons in under 4 days.

S4 when? Need now.

Season 4 will be what? Chappy?

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>>87573655

>>87577934
>he didn't even fuck one girl this season
Character development, he stopped pulling girls in after they almost killed the girl he sent to spy on Escobar.

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this girl wants to see your boss

wat do?

>>87580769
They said they wanted to make at least 2 more seasons so Chapo will probably be the main villain in both of them.

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>>87573701

This. His pettiness and shithead impulsiveness grew on me, right up until he got whacked.

9/10 nemesis for based Jorge.

>>87580859
What was even the point of her? Eye candy?

>>87580860

Good he needs 2 seasons.

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>>87578895
>apparently the old lady that played Mama Salazar was his actual mom
>mfw the scene where he throws her out of a speeding car

>>87580914

A portrait of your average puta. Will quite literally employ herself as a prostitue to the man that had her husband and father of her child killed so she can continue to get nice things,

>>87578895

Louie Psy-Ko

>>87577985
It's hard to take him seriously on Narcos cause of that kek

>>87576342

no puede ser, yo estoy a cargo de esta chimba!

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>>87581011

>tfw Narcos is the last TV show that's allowed (because of the huge hispanic representation) to accurately portray women...

"Honey, I got to go shopping with the kids!"

"THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US."

"I know. Can I have the checkbook?"

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>>87576342

>it's a PACHO OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE episode

PAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tfw you run Juarez and Pacha still wont suck your cock

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>>87580699

I'm loving Palomari. He gives me uncle junior vibes.

Pacho rolling up to the church was fantastic.

>>87581287
That cunt was fucking crazy.

>"they're going to kill you, me and the children if we don't bail right here right now.
>"who cares I need to stay in Cali for like 10 more days because my job and stuff"

Fuck the cunt was ready to leave her husband AND her children to die if it meant she could get together with that faggot coworker. Then she kept on complaining about muh luxuries in the witness protection.

I just wanted someone to put a bullet in her head.

>>87581666
He wasn't much better.

>They're coming here to kill you, we need to get you out
>I see. So, what kind of house will you be getting me?
>What? I don't know, we need to get you out of here-
>Because I have a certain minimum square footage requirement

Pacho and El señor de los cielos were my favorite characters this season.

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>>87581574
>get me Peter Stormare
>he's unavailable
>then get me his non-union Colombian equivalent

>>87578895
the best character

>>87581574
Why did they make him look so old?