What will the big reveal/twist be?

Finns a jedi

>>87569367
Rey will turn evil

>>87569367
>I am your mother

The Mary Sue heroine is actually the last Jedi.

Kylo will be Reys brother and it was Luke who sent her away so she would never become evil.

feminism is awesome

They escape Snoke's doomship in an escape pod that lands in Central Park.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM!

Luke is Rey's father.

>>87569367
Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin Skywalker.

rey is gay

Luke's been molesting Porgs.

Luke has amnesia or alzheimer, he doesn't remember who he is or why he's there.

>>87569591
So THATS what the cardboard tube is for!

>>87569367
Rey is a Kenobi

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that rey a cute

Rey has her memories returned and it's revealed she's actually Snoke's former apprentice, who Luke amnesia'd to stop her

Luke is the last Jedi, the final movie is the Rise of the Sith

>>87569723
that revealed before

Finn is Luke's wife's son

Rey is a actually a twink.

Ren has Sheev's jizz-box

rey is a female luke clone

>>87569559
something something Salt'n'Pepa magazine

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>>87569759
delet this

Luke killed Rey's parents

Rey is lukes father

Who cares

Luke is totally unrelated to the rest of the cast.

>>87569835
that would be dope

>>87569367
Luke destroyed the force tree, thus ending the Jedi and Sith forever, bringing balance to the force.

George Lucas directed the movie

>>87570010
oh shit

film gonna be good

chewbacca is a rapist

Luke is actually gay and turns out the entirety of the force awakens was one of those gay fever dreams gay people have.

>>87569367
The reason why Rey has mary sue-like force abilities is because she is a reincarnation of the first force user. Luke is actually the titular last jedi because Rey is the first born again in order to fight the dark side and build up the jedi once more and return balance to the force

>>87570165
dude what

>>87569367
The Luke we've been watching for two hours is an evil clone.

Leia gonna die

>>87569571
It's more or less confirmed to be this

>>87570165
>one of those gay fever dreams gay people have.
you speaking from experience son?

>>87569367
Kylo Ren is Rey's father

>>87569367
Based on a true story.

Rose turns on Finn (Nu Lando turns on Nu Han)

>>87570234
I would like that

>>87570165
umm

Rey is a Palpatine

>>87569367
rey is actually luuke

>>87569367
Snoke is just a big scary cgi hologram, and not even a real dude. Luuke controls it.

>>87570270
Finn is not nu Han, Poe is. Finn is nu Leia

Luke will reveal be a trans woman to Rey

>Rey im your fathemonx

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UH OH HOT DOG

>>87569367
Vader, Sidous, and Maul are ancient evil spirits that possessed the bodies of dark-side using people. Yellow eyes.

Vader is literally a separate being from Anakin.

>>87569367
Snoke was formerly Chuck

>>87570452
I would like to watch jet li the one now.

>>87569367
Benicio del Toro is called DJ because his hat says "Don't Join" on it. We don't learn that his name is Ezra Bridger until he meets up with Luke.

damn dog bastard eats shit and gets fucked

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Having become disillusioned with the various teachings of the Force (the Jedi being impotent, and the Sith being self-defeating), Luke has become literally Kreia, and is actually the film's antagonist.

>>87569367
Force ghosts are everywhere, talking to Luke, driving him nuts. He figures everyone is immortal after physical death, so let's destroy everyone to end all conflict, and everyone can float around the galaxy forever with no worries.

>>87570955
This is mostly likely the case

fuck

>>87569367
One of the main characters will be revealed as gay in a nonchalant manner. (Probably Poe)

Another callback to the original trilogy, of course.

Snoke is the Emperor, or Rey is the Emperor. Some shit like that.