Well?

Its not our fault you /v/ drones spam the last three all the time

nobody takes these 3 reviewers seriously here

>>87564562
Redlettermedia, Anthony Fantano is gonna have a biracial kid with fucked genes anyway

>>87564562
Armond white is the definitive movie reviewer of the /tv/ generation

Everything I like he says is shit and the stuff I don't like he praises.

>>87564562
>Fanta
>Avant garde experimental music
lmao
He only reviews lit bumpin woke trap drops bruh

never heard of these people

Scaruffi is the most based reviewer in all categories

>>87564562
Fantano is a faggot nu-male.

>>87565624
source?

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>>87565496
Why is he afraid to review Inland Empire?

>>87565778
he isn't patrician enough for it. no one is

>>87565675
>glasses
>balding
>music reviewer
>married an ape

>>87565778

Better question: What about Straight Story? It's unironically one of Lynch's best movies.

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>being this new

>>87565941
>>balding
source?

channell criswell is pretty good shit.

"reviewers" in general are people that werent determined and talented enough to actually create art so they just talk about it and spew uninteresting bullshit about uninteresting work for monetary gain

>anthony fantano

why was this numale faggot ever shilled so hard in the first place

>>87566108
this, that's why I only trust RLM, they're actual filmmakers.

>>87566236
>pepeface.jpg

>>87565496
>>87565778
His highest rated movie is a 9/10, meaning that there are several rock albums better than the entire medium of film.

>>87566200
his videos have more views than ebert

>>87564562
>Plebtano
>Not Scaruffi
If the shit Fantano listens to is "avant garde" for you, then you should kill yourself.

>>87564562
>YMS
is it true he said he doesnt like old movies because they aren't as technically impressive as modern ones?

The amount of movies that come out compared to music is like a joke.

You don't need a reviewer to catch out underground movies, maybe if it is kinda niche like foreign stuff or B- stuff.

Every week a new band comes up from out of nowhere, so you have to branch out to catch new stuff.

This is why you will have the same manchild reviewing Superhero stuff as the average movie reviewer

>>87566384
none of the albums in piero's top 25 are avant garde

>>87566431
>Twin Infinitives
>The Modern Dance
>Parable of Arable Land

>>87566285
are you really comparing imdb scores with one guy's personal ratings?

>>87566488
>im 16 and i just discovered experimental music

>>87566518
Do you know definition of avant garde? Or are you one of those snobs who listen exclusively to pretentious jazz?

>>87564562
/mu/ and /lit/ are infested with antifa and left wing redditors, fuck off

>this album was made by someone who has been accused of doing something bad so it sucks
Fantano is great

>>87566550
dont get mad cuz you dont know what real avant garde music is

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>>87564562
kys

>>87566518
>yeah you should listen to atonal clusterfucks like a true patrician

>>87566616
Obscure =/= avant garde

>>87566650
see >>87566616
>>87566656
where did i make this implication? now you're just projecting

>>87566683
You expect me to ask you for examples so you can flaunt your "patrician" taste, or what?

avant garde music is trash and only interesting in the same way a train wreck is. Anyone who pretends to like this shit is just a faggot who wants to seem special

>>87566392
Yeah, he's that stupid.

>>87566616
not an argument

>>87564562
Is that Anthony fantano

>>87566740
no. even if you wanted me i wouldn't because i don't want proles like you tainting them with your plebeianism

>>87564562
what about that black dude who has the same views as /tv/?

red letter media is a better representation of /tv/ than any of those guys

rlm is dry detached irony with no actual wit or insight behind it.

stuckman and YMS are just infantilized morons. dont even know the middle guy

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Scruffy is the only critic you need

Official /mu/ hierarchy
Scaruffi>Christgau>>>>>>>Fantano>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Pitchfork

>>87567437
>>87567582
>>87566384
>>87565496
http://www.scaruffi.com/vol7/banaroo.html

>>87567437
what a retard

Armond White and RLM are /tv/

>>87565941
le edgy 4chan racism xddd

>>87564562
You've clearly never been to /mu/

>>87565496
>le beatles a shit man is a good reviewer
fuck off

all are equally shit