>Comedian walks on stage carrying an instrument

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>Comedian walks on stage and the instrument is already there

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>comedian walks on stage
>it's a woman

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>Fat comedian walks on stage
>15 minutes of "I'm so fucking fat you guys" material

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>Comedian walks on stage and immediately begins singing a song

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>>87563232
>Comedian walks on stage carrying an instrument
>They never use it

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>Comedian walks on stage

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>Heckler is funnier than the comedian

>>87563748
https://youtu.be/pIg3swuVagc

>>87563868
I didn't know who the fuck Emmitt Smith was either

>comedian has a brother
>comedian uses a whiteboard to jewsplain stuff

>>87563868
Jamie Foxx isn't even remotely funny either. Do niggers actually like this shit? It's been a long time since Bigger & Blacker.

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>>87563232
>comedian walks on stage carrying a handgun
>"who paid you to grab dr. pavel"

>>87564169
>Comedian points his gun at the audience
>"You don't get to bring friends."

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>>87563232

>comedian isn't white
>every bit he does centers around his ethnicity or country of origin

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>>87564410
>American comedian in the UK
>"Things in Britain are different than in America."

No shit?

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>british comedian walks onstage
>his entire bit is about how he's british

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>heckler is a nigger

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>>87563232
>musician walks on stage and tells jokes to a crowd that wants to hear songs not stage banter

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>this heres a songs about how i was in noo yawk city n ther wuz a cabbie bein all detroitish n stuff
And even worse ted nugent
> (at the top of his loungs) wabba laba dib dab doo!!!!!!!

>>87564691
I feel like you're missing the point of the thread, bud.

>comedian

>>87564674
kek. Its not funny! stop laughing!!