Tom Cruise learnt to kiss from his 3 big sisters

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Tom Cruise learnt to kiss from his 3 big sisters 2017-09-10 03:16:17 Post No. 87561954
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Tom Cruise learnt to kiss from his 3 big sisters Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:16:17 Post No. 87561954 [Report]

Why the fuck was he so lucky?

>tfw no 3 onee-sans to teach you how to kiss and cuddle and have sekkusu

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/78203596/former-girlfriend-opens-up-about-tom-cruise-as-a-teenager

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:18:41 Post No.87562034
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:18:41 Post No.87562034 [Report]

>>87561954
I wonder what else they taught him

>tfw daughter taught you how to kiss

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:21:13 Post No.87562111
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:21:13 Post No.87562111 [Report]

>>87561954
Is Tom cruise's life literally a harem anime?

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:22:10 Post No.87562154
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:22:10 Post No.87562154 [Report]

>ywn have three older sisters who show you the ways of love making

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:23:19 Post No.87562188
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:23:19 Post No.87562188 [Report]

>cheated on tom cruise
lmao whooore

Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:30:32 Post No.87562423
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 03:30:32 Post No.87562423 [Report]

>>87561954
Lucky bastard.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:04:23 Post No.87563527
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:04:23 Post No.87563527 [Report]

>>87561954
The luckiest manlet alive, a paragon of the underprivileged

Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:33:55 Post No.87564443
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:33:55 Post No.87564443 [Report]

>>87561954
Lucky manlet, I bet they also carried him around like a baby

Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:37:42 Post No.87564579
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:37:42 Post No.87564579 [Report]

>>87562111
even more. He is living his dream. Does whatever wants whenever wants. Hated by half of world, yet remains top tier celeb for years.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:38:09 Post No.87564593
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:38:09 Post No.87564593 [Report]

No wonder he's so messed up, got molested by his sisters man.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:01:38 Post No.87565316
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:01:38 Post No.87565316 [Report]

>>87564443
That would be awful.
I would be so mad if they did that to me ha ha

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:30:22 Post No.87566325
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:30:22 Post No.87566325 [Report]

>fat hause frau with three kids throws some shade at a man who used her for sex in her prime

Not surprising at all.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:35:43 Post No.87566505
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>>87561954
she could've been his first wife instead of Mimi

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:42:13 Post No.87566752
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:42:13 Post No.87566752 [Report]

>>87561954
Based

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:48:58 Post No.87567006
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:48:58 Post No.87567006 [Report]

>>87566505
why did people used to wear such stupid fucking underwear

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:50:10 Post No.87567064
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:50:10 Post No.87567064 [Report]

Is he /ourguy/

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:54:14 Post No.87567212
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:54:14 Post No.87567212 [Report]

>>87561954
Tom Cruise is the last true hollywood star, i'm gonna be gutted when he retires
Seems like a really nice guy aswell

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:56:27 Post No.87567287
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>how come you're so good at kissing
>I grew up with 3 sisters

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:56:45 Post No.87567301
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:56:45 Post No.87567301 [Report]

>>87561954
I heard he was a weird little twerp in high school that got beaten up a lot. At least that's what my friend's dad in Louisville who went to school with him said

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:57:57 Post No.87567348
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:57:57 Post No.87567348 [Report]

>>87567287
kek

cruise truly is the chosen one

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:58:28 Post No.87567379
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:58:28 Post No.87567379 [Report]

>>87567287
this needs to become an actual trope

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:59:19 Post No.87567413
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:59:19 Post No.87567413 [Report]

>>87561954
>born with never aging good looks
>trained by his sisters to be a good bf
>has a solid career
>millionaire
is there something he can't do?

Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:59:38 Post No.87567429
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 05:59:38 Post No.87567429 [Report]

>>87567413
grow up

Anonymous 2017-09-10 06:00:22 Post No.87567456
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 06:00:22 Post No.87567456 [Report]

>>87567413
grow

Anonymous 2017-09-10 06:00:35 Post No.87567466
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 06:00:35 Post No.87567466 [Report]

>>87566505
Oh my

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