ITT: Jokes you couldn't make today
>>87559569
That scene in Men In Black where one guy says "We used to have a black driver but he kept on getting pulled over"
>>87559569
>>87559601
that's exactly the kind of jokes today's stuff would be full of.
>>87559601
You could definitely still make that joke today, it's premised on the pro-liberal worldview that cops are evil racists who persecute innocent blacks who dindu nuffin.
>>87559601
I'm surprised this joke hasn't been recycled to fuel the BLM audience
all the gay/tranny jokes in dude where's my car
>>87559717
gay jokes are fine again since nobody cares about gays anymore. you're right that tranny jokes would get the director lynched. it's hilarious how defensive people are of that one specific mental illness.
https://youtu.be/UDSfJaVC0KY?t=111
A BUNCH OF SLACK JAWED FAGGOTS AROUND HERE
>>87559765
me in the background
>>87560058
You in the middle
>>87560198
>this lost little boy thinks i'm his mommy
how cute
>>87560198
>malcom in the middle
>>87559569
black could be anywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDtgyzVZYk
>>87560399
The fake Raimi quote meme has got to stop.
>>87559607
https://youtu.be/SD-psZSFIVw
>>87559607
Look, I wrote this joke so let me explain it to you.
Chuck is another word for Throw, chucks (throws) feed and seed
Sneed sounds like needs with s switches around, sneeds (needs) feed and seed.
One of them throws it away and the other knows it. It would going to be a pn ongoing joke that the farmyard animals took over, eventually it was goinf to have a sheep in a rocking chair with a shotgun.
But I was told it wasn't funny enough, do thats that.
>>87559710
The joke has been recycled. In the new Men in Black movie, Will Smith gets pulled over for being a black guy in a really nice car. The irony there is that he actually did steal the car.
>>87559794
Blazing Saddles is full of those
>"Good morning ma'am, isn't it a lovely day?"
>"Fuck off nigger"
>>87560511
>No Classical Gas
Almost perfect video there.
>>87560473
I doubt many people here know who Al Bundy is
>>87560511
Would be funnier if it wasn't a middle-aged man inhaling helium
>>87560473
fuck me man this brings me back
>>87559670
Actually this "worldview" you speak of is fascist.
>>87559897
This is much better than that new Disney garbage.
>>87559897
Where did the ref come from?
>>87560595
don't look up /v/ the musical then
>>87560476
He actually said that though
>>87559858
>it's hilarious how defensive people are of that one specific mental illness.
Outside of facebook twitter and liberal colleges, they really aren't.
If you dweebs would get off the fucking computer and out into the real world you would see that the majority of people are still disgusted by trannies, and that the ultra liberals that actually support them are a vocal minority.
>>87560670
>that the majority of people are still disgusted by trannies
What's the consensus on traps nowadays? I remember my normie coworkers talking about how some trannies can really throw you for a loop given how good they pass. Makes me wonder how long it'll be until we're joking about boipussy. Ironically at first and then a little less.
>>87560476
he said that anon
>tfw bonesaw is my hero
>>87560842
ah some trannies can be attractive, but the more you look at them, the more you see them for what they really are, dudes with tits
entire mrs doubtfire movie
>>87561456
You should've said "junior" instead.
Damn you OP
>>87560570
the line is "up yours nigger"
but yea great movie
>Sir, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
>I recommed you stop being such a faggot.
>>87560593
hes the serial killer that tried to blame porn for his crimes
>>87563560
Way to prove his point I guess. Or decent bait, I'm indifferent to it.
There's a lot of jokes from Married with Children that probably wouldn't fly today, from Al making fun of fat chicks to the overt sexualization of women in the show. People are too easily offended and thin skinned nowadays, if its not something topical most people won't get the joke anyways.
Which reminds me, Roseanne is supposed to be getting rebooted with most/all of the cast returning, not sure how I feel about that.
>>87560473
Classic. That entire show wouldn't work today. It's doomed to late night syndication on dying stations lol
>>87560241
>yes
>no
>maybe?
>>87559607
Look, for the fucking last time. There's no fucking joke. Here's the deal, again, so pay attention, alright?
1. The feed and seed shop used to belong to Chuck.
2. Sneed took over.
There's nothing more to it. There's no fucking conspiracy. Will you please just fucking get over it already?
>>87560670
But people get fired and turned into social pariahs for speaking out against trannies or whatever pet minority is in vogue.
>>87559670
actually this "worldview" is called reality
>>87560473
Al was the original /ourguy/
>>87560842
>>87561400
both of you faggots need to fuck each other and kys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCgpb53JI18
>>87560570
>>87561657
>"sorry about the nigger comment, sheriff."
>"no problem, ma'am."
>"have a good day...
>...but you'll be kind enough not to tell anyone I spoke to you, right?"
>"of course, ma'am."
The kiss at the end of Blank Check
>>87564194
It's called "delusion", and you should probably abandon it, cunt.
>>87559569
I alwats thought Conan was pretty safe and stale but I recently watched a highlight from 2006 and it was 2 fat jokes, 2-3 slut shaming jokes and a gay joke. It was such innocent fun at the time but definitely not TV approved anymore.
>>87559569
>ctrl-f ace ventura
>0 results
Can you imagine the earth-shattering kvetching and calls of "transphobia" we'd be getting if that movie came out today?
>>87564161
I guess that makes sense, but there has to be more to it than that
This entire fucking movie
>>87564336
>We'll work up a Number 6 on them
>Number 6? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one
>That's where we go riding into town a-whacking and a-whomping every living thing that moves within an inch of its life. 'Cept the womenfolk of course
>You spare the women?
>Naw! We rape the shit out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on
>>87564441
>>87564505
Sorry anon I missed your post
>>87559794
'Mongo not queer'
'The sheriff is a nig'
Hitler dancing in the background whent hey fight in the studio
'hez a schawrtzin'
all the jew jokes
the secratary jokes
'its twue, its twue, its all twue'
>>87564553
Understandable. Ace Ventura is definitely right up there in the list of movies that would be slaughtered by political correctness today. I'm just surprised no one said it before us.
>>87564621
>whent hey fight in the studio
Not to mention the director going 'Watch! Me! Faggots!' or just the fact there's a character called Mongo.
>>87559794
>Horses? We can't afford to lose any horses! Send in a couple of niggers!
The first 30 seconds of this clip would put today's teenies into a rage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Ljj8W1hE8
>>87564468
>>87559607
> Chuck's Feed and Seed
I don't get it. Me too dum for joke?
>>87564910
Chuck's Fuck & Suck.
>>87564330
I fucking love this scene.
>>87564621
>Reddit spacing
>>87560593
Yeah, Married with Children is pretty obscure
>>87564992
Holy shit even spacing out sentences is reddit now?
Calm your autism for like 5 minutes fuck
>>87560638
Did you not see the cage rising?
>>87565179
yes it is reddit
>now
stop exposing yourself this used to be called out a lot more than it is now and it's happened for years
>>87565179
Its because the way reddit formatting works. People who post there hit return twice because thats how you do a line break on that site.
It makes no sense.
this
>>87565889
Why did you Photoshop his "I hate everybdy" sign?
What was the last film you saw where a character said faggot?
>>87559601
The part that will smith stealing the car and jokes on that was pretty good, I am not expecting them today
>>87566149
The "I hate everbody sign was the studio's edit bro." The reshot it to be less offensive on television.
>>87566149
>never saw the original movie
Pleb
>>87565889
This was my first exposure to the word nigger. I was only like 8. Walked into the living room and saw it. I asked my dad who was watching the movie what it meant.
>>87560473
Why were there so many fat women in this show?
>>87564371
LOL
>>87569673
It's set in America.
>>87559569
>England is a fag country!
>>87569673
they're funny in the same way that midgets are
>>87561768
Fuck this movie was so good
>>87570608
I only realised much later that the shyster lawyer from Entourage playing the principle was in part a throwback to his earlier role as rebellious student in PCU
Cool stuff
>>87570772
oh wait, not lawyer, manager or whatever. Or maybe it was lawyer, haven't really watched that much Entourage I guess
>>87561400
Thats no way to speak about your girlfriend anon
>>87566149
>only watched it on tv
check out this dumb melon farmer