if you do this in a theater then fuck you.

CIUWC

>>87559414
what if i do this in a cinema?

File: IMG_3140.jpg (45KB, 530x492px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 530x492px

I do this everytime I go to the movies.

I also spit in the empty cup and then pour it into the seat which is full of popcorn.

I also even took a shit once in a cinema while watching force awakens.

It's part of the experience. I'm paying them money so I can leave trash wherever I want

>>87559414
If nobody does this, the cleaning staff is unnessesary. Slobs create jobs.

I eat eggs in the cinema and leave the shells all over the floor

clean it up wagie!

>>87560889
Nobody cares, tripfaggot.

Another tripfag for the filter

>>87560506
In my cinema they have free refills. I usually buy the gallon cup and then refill it near the end of the movie and then splash is all over the seats before I walk out. Shit always makes me smirk

File: IMG_1769.png (445KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

445KB, 600x600px

There's a girl I like who works at the local cinema. I really like it when she's complains to me about the mess people make when secretly it was just me haha

I don't go to theaters where you're allowed to eat/drink

File: ridleylaughing.jpg (55KB, 795x483px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 795x483px

I always stop showering about 2 weeks before going to see a movie. I then harvest my smegma and smear it all over the seats while watching the movie. I also rub my armpits into the seat fabric and fart into the cushions.

What kind of absolute human garbage can enjoy a film while stewing in this filth?

>>87559414
What's wrong with doing that? The popcorn mine slaves will clean it up for free anyways

I usually bring a bong with me and smoke cones throughout the movie.

>>87561479
I dip my clothes in Pepsi then hang them in the sun to dry. Then I roll around on my bedbug infested mattress, making sure I have a good million or so stuck to me. Then I grind my fat ass into the theater seat the entirety of the movie.

File: 1489371627648.jpg (36KB, 409x409px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 409x409px

>>87561649
I carefully rub my ball funk over the armpits of my clothing so the bacteria mixes with my normal colonies. Next I empty my pissbottles into the bathtub along with my cigarette butts and dried, crusted bloody vomit from 6 months ago and give myself a good wash. After freshening up, I coat myself in an entire can of axe body spray, grab my two liter of Coke and head to the theater. Most people leave the theater at the very sight of me, but those who stay are treated to a cacophony of thunderous crusty vomit farts and devilish little toots.

I only do that if the movie was bad

You are doing a service to your country by throwing shit on the ground like that, they need to hire more workers to clean if its too much

I shit on the toilet seats too and spray my piss all over the stalls so they can hire more people to clean that and pay them premium wages.

Do your job for the economy, every time you leave a piece of trash they have to hire people to clean it up. That way young people and the unemployable will always have work availab.e

File: 1451475717139.png (14KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 500x500px

>>87561526
he is a popcorn mine slave, that's why he is mad.

Also every since this kind of threads popped up here, I started stuffing popcorn in the worst possible places for someone to clean up, just for the keks.

>>87560536
Cleaners are going to clean regardless, you piece of shit. Humans create mess and track dirt into the auditorium even when nothing is spilt on the floor. You're literally just making their lives worse for no reason

>>87559414
Americans

>>87559414
do americans really act this way in theaters?

>>87563403
t. wagey

just pick it up and be grateful we are giving you a job

>>87563416
>>87563436
No other country takes that amount of food into a cinema because, unlike swine, we eat at dinner tables and not out of troughs on our laps. I'm suprised America even has an obesity crisis seeing as they leave half of the food all over the fucking floor

>>87563403
I give your life a meaning tho. If everyone cleaned their shit up you would be out of job.

>>87560506
I unironically did this
Like not even shitposting
I pissed in a water bottle during zootopia and it spilt all over the seat

>>87560534
manchild attitude

File: mike laughing.jpg (37KB, 562x518px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 562x518px

>>87559414
>2017
>Going to the cinema instead of torrenting everything

>>87563593
manchildren are people who complain about minimum wage jobs they work at

just clean it gratefully or get a better job, someone else will do it for you

Anyone have the WEBM of the bathroom?

You know which one I'm talking about

>>87563623
I torrent and still do this. Gives my mom something to do

File: william sherman.png (400KB, 1603x1189px) Image search: [Google]

400KB, 1603x1189px

>>87563652
what a sweetheart

>>87563506
>>87563438
Cinemas are contractually obliged to hire in cleaners regardless of the mess, it's part of health and safety regulations (as you'll know if you've been employed in any customer service position, but I guess Daddy's money goes further for some people, doesn't it?). Shitting on the floor is not some noble cause. if I actually did work in a cinema I'd rub your noses in it so you'd learn to behave like a human being.

>>87563403
thats what you get for being a wageslave

>>87563750
rough day at the kinoplex eh cletus, tampons clogging that toilet or vomit all over the sink?

no need to take it out on the internet

>>87563790
t. American

File: 1492380479012.jpg (40KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 640x480px

>>87563750
>customer service position
Never had the need to work in one of this shitty jobs, smart enough to make my own money from 16.

Also the point still stands, if everyone cleaned their shit up, eventually there would be no need for cleaners. If there is no need for a rule then the rule would eventually be written of.

So, since you are obviously mad that someone dropped their popcorn, either suck it up and do your fucking job or find a better one.

>if I actually did work in a cinema
>if
you are still pretending aren't you?

>>87563506
>filthy neets talking about jobs
It's like a homeless guy trying to pass himself off as a psychologist

>>87559414
>americans have literal troughs installed at their cinema chairs

File: ginge.jpg (48KB, 500x346px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 500x346px

>>87564101
>smart enough to make my own money from 16
Being a gigolo is not a real profession, faggot

>the point still stands
Nope. Humans create mess and spread dirt around regardless of how careful they are. That's why companies employ cleaners even if food is banned on the premises, because its literally a matter of law. It's not gonna get written off simply because you fat fucks finally learn to eat smaller portions and your food won't end up all over the floor. For someone who's allegedly made a lot of money, you don't seem to know much about how the world works.

>either suck it up and do your fucking job or find a better one
I did, but I have nothing to prove to you. I just live in a country where we don't allow swine in public places.

File: 1504947473919.png (59KB, 250x243px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 250x243px

Don't tell me what I can or can't do

I paid for the theater so what's the problem?
they have people employed to clean shit up

>>87564823
Cleaners are employed to deal with dirt trekked in by patrons and the general hygiene of the auditorium. Throwing your shit around is disrespectful, undesirable and likely contributes to cinemas going out of business. No one wants to sit in the midst of all that garbage

File: 1503173900793.png (70KB, 645x729px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 645x729px

>>87565005
>contributes to cinemas going out of business
>people working for a company bankrupts them

File: 1489032696769.jpg (348KB, 824x896px) Image search: [Google]

348KB, 824x896px

i dont do this because i get free refills before im about to leave

>>87560889
most unfunny shit I've read in all my life.

>>87559414
lol wagecuck. You should be thanking me for giving you job security

>>87559414
If you posted the not-thumbnail version, you would be able to clearly tell that this is after a child's birthday party.

Not that that's and excuse though. Toddlers at a movie theater are the worst. There needs to be special family showing hours by law, and anyone who violates it needs to be incarcerated.

>>87565005
>Throwing your shit around is disrespectful,
I can do whatever I want if I pay for it. GTFO moralfag

File: joker.jpg (191KB, 2000x1333px) Image search: [Google]

191KB, 2000x1333px

I forgot my napkin in the cup holder once.
LOCK ME UP

File: 1490738103198.jpg (144KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 500x500px

sometimes i drop a log in the theater showers if the movie doesn't have a good footie scene

>>87563403
Quit your easy-ass zero-skill-required job, then. If cleaning up snack garbage is all it takes to make you hate life, I've got bad news for you.

I find myself picking the hard skin off my toes and pinging it across the cinema when my attention wanders. I don't do it out of malice it's just a nasty habit.

File: 1469230154775.jpg (12KB, 258x245px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 258x245px

>buy huge bag of candy
>bite in all the nasty liquorice and then throw it in front of you hitting people
>some even stick to their hair

Wow look at all the privileged white boys that always had their mommies cleaning up after them. You're all truly disgusting

>>87565380
At least you get get paid for it.
Be happy you have a job.

>le smug poopoo peepee frog
kill yourselves.

What are those weird crusty paper towels that are always on the floor under the seats? Every cinema I go to they are there.

>>87565362
As if, you don't even have the balls to say hi to people.

File: 1502007460798.jpg (51KB, 680x680px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 680x680px

>>87565380
>trying to pretend that it was the white people in the theater that did this

>>87565035
>treating people employed by said company like subhumans
I'm not sure which is worse, the cinema that underpays them or the invalids who think they're making some kind of radical statement against hollywood by being incapable of clearing up their own mess.

File: 1469230701663.jpg (135KB, 396x482px) Image search: [Google]

135KB, 396x482px

>bring my baby
>pinch him during the movie to make him cry
>people to afraid to say anything

File: 1496148467188.png (71KB, 740x982px) Image search: [Google]

71KB, 740x982px

>piss in your cup and throw it across the theatre like a quarterback throwing a football

>>87565390
Unlike your mother, who I imagine has to do worse shit for free. Don't worry though, soon you'll be able to live in your own filth like you've always dreamed when she dies of an aneurism

>>87565499
It's our duty as upstanding citizens to treat these low-class losers like the shit they are. This motivates them to work harder and become valued members of society. You should be grateful.

File: 1468497019862.jpg (93KB, 653x590px) Image search: [Google]

93KB, 653x590px

>>87565592
literally this

>always complain about niggers and subhumans
>act like one when outside

>>87565592
>what is cognitive dissonance
all that inbreeding at the top has gone to your head, friend.

Did you get where you are today by being treated like scum?

File: 1481544903413.png (206KB, 306x306px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 306x306px

>>87565619
>making a little mess that is going to be cleaned up by somebodies whose job it is to clean it is just as bad as committing 50% of the crime in the nation despite being 13% of the population

>>87565662
>Did you get where you are today by being treated like scum?

Never having to work retail ever again is a pretty great motivator

>>87565662
Yes my great great grandfather was a peasant working in a jute factory. With hard work and determination he became the head of the company and now we own a multi-million dollar empire exporting woven goods to the globe. If it wasn't for the abhorrent conditions in the factory he would never have been motivated to such greatness.

File: popcornbuttermain.jpg (26KB, 600x480px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 600x480px

>get the extra large popcorn
>use the butter machine (see pic related) until the bag itself starts to get soggy
>as soon as I get to my seat I dump it onto the floor
>buttery mess spreads down the row with little bits of popcorn floating on top
>leave the theater, don't even watch the movie

>bring in outside food and drink
>leave it behind

D A M A G E D

>>87565801
Literally never happened

My favorite part of the movie going experience is purposefully knock other peoples popcorn and soda over as I'm getting to my seat. As soon as I get on the podium I waste no time, I march right through the seats, intentionally doing high kicks to reach further. Nothing feels better than that subtle vibration you get on the tip of your foot and then the sound of the cascading popcorn, or flowing soda. I don't even turn around to say sorry, at most some people will sigh, but they know there is nothing they can do.

>>87561404
So you dont visit theaters?

>>87565742
retail is bad enough without smug little shits thinking they can make it worse for you by simply giving you more to clean. If that was enough to motivate them to get a better job, you think cinemas would still be in business? Staff would be leaving in droves. You're not encouraging these people to dig themselves out of the shit, you're making a mockery of those trapped at the bottom and lacking in the skills to move anywhere else.

>>87565756
This sounds entirely plausible. Also:
>now we own a multi-million dollar empire which hasn't changed its abhorrent working conditions despite ownership somehow passing to a blue-collar worker who should know better
ftfy

>>87565993
I was answering your question as yes being treated like garbage is what motivated me to get off my ass and do something instead of watching Netflix all night. If they're content to stagnate then sucks to be you when I leave my garbage for you to clean up.

File: 1500586232887.png (557KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

557KB, 1280x800px

>bring my own trashbag
>clean up after myself and the nearby seats

>>87566084
lol loser

I bet you flush too

>>87565801
>butter machine
top kek I had no idea these existed, no wonder America is on the verge of an obesity crisis

File: hahahahank.png (103KB, 311x300px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 311x300px

>>87565380
>implying it wasn't niggers throwing popcorn yelling at the screen

>>87566072
>not the low pay
>not the zero-hour contracts
>not the poor worker's rights
>not job insecurity
if getting treated like garbage is what made you shape up, then maybe they were getting to you because they were right

>>87566294
>popcorn all over the seats and floor around the seating
>popcorn that was thrown "at the screen"
Boy, the blacks seem pretty stupid in comparison huh

I've done worse

I once had a cold and when I blew my nose I rubbed the snot on the armrests

Rate

>>87566439
>not sneezing all over the person in frontand then blaming it on someone sitting next to you
6/10 needs improvement

>>87566124
>on the verge

>>87566666
Based quints confirms America is sinking under the cumulative weight of its citizens

>>87566773
This is news?

>take a shit
>never flush

>>87561379
hehe

>>87563318
>You are doing a service to your country by throwing shit on the ground like that, they need to hire more workers to clean if its too much
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_broken_window

Why do the cinema seats have pencil holders on the armrests? Is it a traditional thing?

>>87560506
>I also even took a shit once in a cinema while watching force awakens.

Did you put your feet behind you head and pushed max force to see how far your poopoo goes?

>>87563750
>if I actually did work in a cinema I'd rub your noses in it so you'd learn to behave like a human being.
Ah, the idle fantasization of the wagecuck

sad!

File: 1411053224324.jpg (21KB, 446x362px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 446x362px

>>87563652
Why the fuck are you not hiring a housekeeper and actually give a job to the unemployed?
Not everyone can be hired in prestigious theaters, you know

>>87565801
>a fucking butter machine
How common is this in the US? If I didn't know any better, I'd have my doubts this thing actually existed

>>87559414

>finish movie in which i eat my popcorn and drink i didnt buy at cinema
>see half finished large popcorn and large soda on floor by someone who left
>kick them over when going past it

just gave you some work to do wagie :)

>>87563750
So this is what it's like to be a wagey... what a pathetic life you live, and it's only funded because of people like me. Back to work, now.

What's the best method of sneaking in a substantial amount of topsoil /tv/?

I want to be prepared incase IT turns out to be shit.

File: 987.jpg (84KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 500x375px

>>87566811
>go to public toilet
>take a shit in the toilet
>fill it up with toilet paper so it clogs
>flush

Wear a jacket. They aren't allowed to search you and they never do.

>>87565380
i'm half black half jewish (arab) so try again hunnny

>>87559436
I feel shitty for knowing what this stands for.

>>87566112
its worse than that
>take a shit
>flush
>spray lysol toilet bowl cleaner in afterwards

>>87567490
When OP's thread is reposted enough times, it's bound to happen

File: EEF9jcl.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 425x481px

>>87559414
>tfw didn't tip the kinomancer after succesfully summoning the new tramsformer flick's astral projection

>>87567273
what do you put on your popcorn? Literally every theater in US has this

File: pepeglasses.jpg (47KB, 1067x600px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 1067x600px

>>87559414
I also piss myself so I never have to miss a single moment of my kino. I'm already a smelly disgusting NEET

>americans

>>87567906
every theatre in canada too

popcorn is shit without butter

>>87567940
only if you're a fat fuck who wont eat anything that isn't drenched in butter anyways. sweet and salted is all you really need

File: shoppingcucks.jpg (1MB, 2552x2496px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2552x2496px

They all think they are too good for the job they do and are insanely sensitive about it. It's why you get things like this because even though it's what they are paid to do, they still harbour deep resentment about the perception they are lesser, and that's why they have tantrums like this, because in their mind, if they have to clean up after others, they ARE inferior, because for some reason, they tie their self worth to their occupation.

>$10 ticket
>$10 popcorn and soda
I think with this jewery, I should do what I want in the theater.
One time I just spilled everything on the floor while walking out of the trash movie i watched. (SW:TFA)

>watch cloverfield
>all that nauseating camerawork
>needed to vomit
>spewed everthing on the restroom floor
>glad no one was there
>act like nothing happened and returned to my seat

I go to one of those theaters where they just release the hounds after the movie ends.
They eat all the popcorn and when that is gone they go after the people. Clears the theater far more efficiently.

this thread proves wh*tes are the real subhumans

>>87568612
Literally, none of us are white.

>>87559414
A) the prices are so steep at most theaters you should be making somewhat decent pay for a wage slave to clean my mess, blame your cheap owner

B) fuck you wagie, get a real job

File: 832.jpg (162KB, 588x766px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 588x766px

>theatre charges an arm and a leg for largest popcorn but there's free refills
>get a refill 3/4 of the movie through and dump the entire thing on the seats next to me
>get another refill on the way out

>>87568183
yes, because what they really need is an entitled manchild giving a pop-psychology-tier analysis of why people don't want to clear up his mess after him, right? Those mental gymnastics will do wonders for protecting your self-image, buddy.

>>87568964
I know this story is fake because the cinema apparently has seats

>>87563416
this! man i love living in scandinavia! and the few asshole arab immigrants dont even go to the cinema

>>87565164
You pay to see the movie, not to see how big of a mess you can make for no reason. If you want to pay to have your shit cleaned up, move out of your parents basement then hire a maid to clean the pigsty that your house would be.

File: devious.jpg (12KB, 199x253px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 199x253px

>>87565068
I get a popcorn bucket out of the trash and get a free refill.

>get a large fountain drink with free refills
>pour the entire thing all over the seat next to me as slow as possible to try and completely drench the back and cushion completely
>get 2 or 3 refills during the movie and keep doing it

i wonder how many dozens of seats ive ruined over the years

>group rambunctious younguns keep making noise during the movie, generally trying to ruin the experience for everyone
>take my pie that i smuggled in and smash it into the floor near the theater entrance
>go tell the theater manager that a group of kids were causing a ruckus in there
>he walks in and is met by the pie, and immediately has the kids tossed out of the kinoplex
>i sit back down in my seat knowing that justice had been served and the wageys would have plenty of work to keep them busy
sure ot cost me my pie, but in war there must be sacrifices