Crank 3 when?

I don't like when they keep cranking movies out.

Ok guys, in Crank 3 Chelios must _______ to keep his heart going.

>>87560142

Post on 4chan

>>87560142
scream

>>87560142
suck bbc

>>87560142
be BLACKED

>>87560142
sing

>>87560142
Get fucked raw in the ass by a beefy guy and he has to keep him with him for regular fucking.

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>>87560142

When they bring Chester Bennington back from the dead

>>87560142
Lick obese people's anuses

I think the two faggots who made the crank flicks broke up and are currently busy failing miserably with their solo careers. chances for crank 3 are literally 0.

>>87560480

This would be great

>>87560142
rape

>>87560142
watch anime

>>87560499
cheddar badminton is not coming back

>>87560142
collect emblems in sonic adventure 2 battle

>>87560713
>cgi

I TRIED SO HARD

AND GOT SO FAR

IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>>87560142
act

>>87560142
drink booze to keep alcohol lvl high. if he gets sober the poison in his veins will kill him.

>>87561303
also at some point he's in a muslim country where alcohol is hard to get.

>>87560142
eat brains. he's a zombie.

>>87561303
Only decent idea

With the escalation in Chev-Eve public sex, and the way the last one ended, I can only hope the Crank 3 scene would have Eve being reamed by a massive horse cock in the middle of Venice Beach.

>>87560480
Oi u facken cuuuunt I gotta siiing to stop my diiik from explooooodiiiiing if u don't cum along and jog along my dong will have a cheeky wank you lil poof

>>87560142
Drink blood

>>87560530
Only good answer.

>>87561303
also at some point he's in Sweden during Sunday

>>87563082
kek

I shocked myself on my dryer plug in once. It was the middle of the night. My cat got stuck behind it and howled nonstop. Pulled her out and got shocked in the process. Amped me up for hours and couldn't get back to sleep. I was so pissed. But hey, it works.

>inb4 cool story bro

>>87559315

I'd trade 2 Expendables movies for another Crank for sure.

But what was in the box?

>>87560495

I would watch that

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>>87559315
I want more collaboration between based Scott Adkins and Jason Statham.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd-zJJZEJjw

>>87560142
drive a car
basically the whole movie is him in a car and hes going to keep his heart hooked up to the engine at all times to keep the heart running or some crazy shit like that

>>87564952
prob a fetus or something
asians be crazy

>>87566219
Crank meets transporter 3

>>87566359
exactly but with a more crazy/gore/race like twist
it`ll be like mad max on steroids

Where does he fuck Amy Smart in public this time?

>think Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is insanely sexy
>find out she's married
>there go my waifu fantasies
>probably some billionaire asshole, go check who
>it's Jason

I'm okay with this.

>>87560142
Survive without his 3rd dimension since chinese gangsters stole it. The entire movie is about a 2D Statham beating up a wide array of criminals trying to get his 3rd dimension back.

>>87560142
Be tall

>>87567280
Does he have cartoon physics?

>>87567280
>Paper Chelios
make it happen

>>87561303
End scene of the film his car breaks down and he's down to his last bottle of everclear which he has to decide whether to continue chasing the bad guy by filling up his car with everclear and risk dying or continue living until he can get another bottle of alcohol.