tropes you hate

>>87559072
>bullet blocked by sheriff's badge or bible

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>Masked character performs an amazing feat
>"Wow, this guy is good."
>Character removes their mask
>It's a woman
>"Hey, boys!"
>"WHAAAA??!"

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>>87559198
>YOUR OTHER BIBLE

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>>87559365
>4'0" STICC woman easily beats a 7'0" bearman.

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>>87559509
>bearman waits patiently to be punched in the eyes, throat, and/or groin

STRONK WOMAN

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>>87559072
>bad guy is pointing gun at good guy
>we see a closeup of the bad guys face and hear a gunshot
>he suddenly falls forward revealing that he was shot from behind by a returning sidekick
>good guy quips something like "nice of you to show up" like he hadn't laid a turd in his pants a minute earlier having a gun pointed at his face

>>87559679
this trope is as old as piss and it makes me fucking mad because it happens ALL THE TIME

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>>87559679
>Hero gets saved by the female love interest during the climactic final battle with the main villain

>>87559072
This is actually a thing. Soldiers used to carry around something called a "bullet proof bible" its just a tiny bible with a metal cover meant to be carried in the breast pocket. It's mostly dumb luck but there are people who have survived because it stopped or deflected a bullet away from their heart.

>I'm in.
>She's good.
>You have no idea...

>>87559072
>"you have no idea..."
>"the world is changing..."
>"this isnt the end it is only the beginning"

>>87559831
They should make armor out of that

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>movie starts with a quote