Why does Peter Dinklage play a midget in every role he takes?

>>87558834
I was wondering this myself.

because he is a midget IRL

>>87558866
Haha no way

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>>87558834

>>87558866
That can't be right

>>87558866
t. Einstein

>>87558866
what did he mean by this?

>>87558834
How the fuck does he have such a handsome face?

>>87558866
Stop assuming his height, midgets are a social construct.

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>>87559202
His mom was high test during gestation.

He took the phrase "understudy" too literally

>>87558866
this
I dont understand how you didn't notice guys

What's he packing down below? Is he smuggling salami?

>Almost at head height with her vagina

Ywn know this feel.

>>87559496
Vaginas? Not really

>>87558866
umm.. sweatie, stop eing ableist. It's 2017.

>>87559246
man, what a missed opportunity for carlos..

>>87558834

typecasting

>>87559973
Explain how I can improve for when this thread is reposted

I would marry a midget if she was rich.

>>87558834
>>87559222

why are we letting our women breed with these dwarfs? we should just put all the dwarfs on an island and let them breed until we have a new subspecies of human

>>87560033
spoonfeeding is how /tv/ was ruined.
so, lurk more.

>>87558866
lmao midgets arent real you fucking retard hahahaha

>>87560108
thank you for your concern

>>87558834
Imagine being alpha enough to overcome evident physical drawbacks and become successful as well as having a qt wife

>>87560104
survival of the fittest, most persistent and most adaptive

you beta

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>>87560206

>>87560253
cute wife

>>87560206
Imagine being freakish enough to be handed acting roles for life and become a global sideshow as well as attracting a gold-digging thot wife

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>>87558834

has anyone seen this, is this an action movie with him?

like instead of jumping over a car he can simply crawl down a sewer grate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSmnZ6qvYRc

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>>87558834
Other roles are in short supply.

>>87558866
SHUT THE FUCK UP 5'11'' IS NOT THAT SMALL

>>87558866
UHHM NO SWEETIE, they like to be called vertically impaired people

>>87558834
his wife is kinda ht

>>87558866
explain?

Does anyone remember his part in Days of Future Past? All I can remember him doing in that movie is frown and being a midget.

>>87560913
hot*

>>87558834
I've been waiting for the day when Hollywood releases a movie with a midget in a lead roll that no one acknowledges is a midget.

>>87560299
>dinky Dinklage
win hard-sought awards and cash contracts

>you
doesn't

>>87558834
because 20yo take all the child roles

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How hard would it be for a person of his height to get shredded? I've always wondered, what could his 1RM for Squat or bench or diddly be..

>>87558834
Because he's a manlet, like the guys in /fit/.

>>87558866
Nah in X-men his height had nothing to do with his 7'11" height.

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>>87558834
>>87559222
>>87560253
What kind of self respecting person fucks and breeds with a fucking midget?

>>87562109
midgets don't have good proportions. it's different than actual manlets who generally have good proportions

>>87562684
>rich
>handsome
>huge cokc

>>87558834
Because he doesn't have enough range to play anything else

>>87562823
>handsome
Don't be mean.

>>87558866
I think you'll find that pictures of him are just taken from a long distance.

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>>87558834
>mfw Guerra throws him off the roof in Oz

>>87558866
the camera always removes 2 inches, just ask tom cruise or rdj

>>87558866
He is such a good actor that he fooled you completely

>>87561108
Every Tom cruise movie

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>>87558866
dubs confirm

>>87560287
underrated

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>>87562109
famous singer from argentina

>>87561361
no money in the world can change the fact that you'll always be a fucking midget LMAO

>>87559213
constructed with small cranes

>>87562684
he's really talented and seems like a good dude. she also was with him before he was famous.

>>87558866
IN ENGLISH DOC!

>>87558866
spotted the drumfkin

>>87558866
He's a dwarf. Verne Troyer is a midget.

>>87559246
Underrated

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Because he's a one trick pony.

>>87564088
HOW MANY CAMERAS THEY GOT ON HIM LOL

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>>87558834
>>87558866
>>87558905
>>87558864
Ok you got me.

>>87558834

Le little smart serious man

>>87558834
Because manlets never learn

>>87566812
What's the difference?

Are his kids normal or are they all dwarfs as well?

>>87558866
chekedo

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>>87558866
put me in the screencap

Midgets should be killed. Their disgusting

>>87562684
An autistic neckbeard like you ought to be thrilled that women don't only fuck thoroughbred horse cock chads.They will also suck your dick if your name is on billboards and if you swim in pools of cash.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukRdEVthmWM

??

>>87558834
He didn't in angry birds

>>87565473
With enough money and especially fame it doesn't matter. You can do just about anything, even play God. You'd know that if you worked for a living.

How long till Randy Newman kills Peter Dinklage?
https://youtu.be/mrjStSqu_w4

If you read his characters they aren't explicitly midgets. Take Trask for example

How did a midget get such a pretty wife? It's not fair!

>>87565473
Eventually gene manipulation will be a thing, couple of years away

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>>87558834
Because he is too good for its own business so he takes care of thang !!! I bet Dwayne can't do the same.

he has limited range

>>87570819
How the fuck is this a real movie, and how did Gary Oldman recover from playing a literal midget???

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>>87559222
imagine being so short than you can just walk up to your wife while she's standing up and just start kissing her tits