ITT: simpsons jokes you still dont get

>>87558527
>hurricanes
>in Oregon

Explain this.

>>87558527
sneedposting is a disease

>The Sneedicane

Autism general?

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I don't get it?

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>>87558527
I never get this joke, can someone explain please?

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Why would a 40-50 year old man still be allowed in 4th grade?

>>87558723
how the fuck could anyone possible deliver five hundred and fifty five pizzas?

>>87558727
abort yourself

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Anyone know what this one means?

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Is this a joke? People repeat it a lot.

>>87558876
thats a crocodile dundee reference if im not wrong.

>>87559032
i can see you've played feedy seedy before

>>87558876
it's an old steve irwin bit he used to do on Carson

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>>87558527

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>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

Why are they yellow? I don't understand

>>87559394
>EU
>Capable to run a lemonade stand

>>87558811
Not pizzas, "pizas". Less z's = lesser size.

>>87559071
Under rated posted

s-sneed

>>87559394
That's probably the best joke they've ever had

>>87558723
In New York City "Ray's Pizza" is suppose to be the original pizza spot but everyone who opens up a pizza shop call's it "Ray's", "#1 Ray's", "Original Ray's", etc so people mistake it for the original. There are so much no one knows which one is the original "Ray's Pizza"