MY COUSIN BALIN WOULD GIVE US A ROYAL WELCOME

MALT BEER

>>87544823
So they don't have Facebook or anything? Because his cousin could have been like "Yo, don't come to Moria, literally everyone is dead." It just seems like if an entire city was destroyed, people would know about it.

>>87544865

RIPE MEAT OFF THE BONE

>>87544908

Gandalf knew

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>>87544953
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY AWOKE IN THE DARKNESS OF KHAZAD-DUM

AND THEY CALL IT A MINE.

>>87545012
THIS NO MINE

This sequence always makes me want to learn Dwarf Fortress, but then I remember that I can't.

>>87545025
Boromir I swear on Galadriel I'll nut you in your hairy cunt

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>>87545117
IT'S A TOMB

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>>87544865

>>87545139
That is no orc horn

What's dwarven tax policy like?

>>87544823
I say this quote in its entirety whenever I suggest to my friends we go to another mutual friend's house. I just replace "Balin" with the friend's name.