ITT: Simpsons jokes you didn't get as a kid

Comfy Sneed

>>87543778
i've never understood the phrase déjà vu

>>87543846
I've just been in this place before

>>87543778

Homer is a heterosexual white cismale but doesn't really oppress anybody

There's some layer of irony there I don't really get but it makes me uncomfortable

>>87543902
can you describe an example

>>87543778

prob half of them. my 8 year old didn't understand the concept of satire, and didn't understand why the adults didn't want us watching it.

>>87543902
Were you higher on the street? Do you know it's your time to come home?

>>87543778
Based Sneed poster.

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Midnight Sneed thread.
Comfy.
Time to grab 64 slices of American cheese.

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>>87543847
>they didn't put the message into Futurama as a little reference to the joke

>>87543778
Maybe the joke was that it was just funny for some reason? Or maybe all this sneedposting made the pic funny to me?

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>>87543778

Shit meme

>>87546121
Then kill yourself.

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>>87543778
How about jokes you actually don't get?

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>Sneed-Ai (Formerly Chuck-Ai)

A Chuck falls in love with a Sneed.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the man's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the male, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the boy he called is not the same boy he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the bear's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the male's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FEEDS and SEEDS.

>>87546679
>>>/a/

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>>87546121
>>87546679

>>87543778
Lisa: Bart, I figured it out! Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?
Bart: Linda Lavin?
Lisa: No, someone who didn't deserve it.

From Cape Feare

>>87546679

Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

How would you guys feel if the Simpsons made a full episode of the Sneed dudes and the Sneed's Feed and Seed store?

>>87546121
Based sneed poster living in this dork's head rent free.

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>Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
>If there is I don't wanna know about it.

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>>87546679

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>>87546679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>>87546748
But that doesn't make sense. What even is a fuck and suck? Why would he call it that if it sells feed and seed? Not all business names have to rhyme.

>>87546748
Is this confirmed?

>>87546748
i assume simpsons writers are constantly called upon by idiots to explain obvious jokes

>>87547190
No, that's the type of joke a storyboard artist would come up with. That writer is stealing credit.

>>87543778
This should be a bannable offense.

>>87547190
https://twitter.com/ianhmg/status/835410691985068032

>>87546748
>6'8
When will they learn?

>>87547190
Who cares if he confirms it. Sneed names his store FEED AND SEED, thus rhyming. The common denominator being F and E attaching it self to the final three letters in a five letter word. CHUCK - CH = UCK
F+UCK = FUCK
S+UCK = SUCK

>>87547722
Why does everyone ignore the fact that Seed has the same first letter as Sneed?
Ergo, Chuck's Fuck & Cuck

>>87546748
but it's a feed and seed store..........

I only have 5gb left on my harddrive

What are unironically the 3 best seasons from the Simpsons golden age?

>>87546748
>6'8
he's a big guy

>>87546679
>/a/ memes you didn't get as an adult

>>87547865
5-7

>>87543778
>ITT shitty forced meme from R*ddit

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>>87546679

>>87548080
>sneed in the background watching
is he... dare i say it... /ourguy/?

>>87543778
heres your explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM

>>87548351
Wait, that wasn't Chuck?

>>87548573
this video explains this theory in depth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM

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>>87548602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
it all makes so much sense now....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCp3eM01dWM

>>87548602
>>87548518
But it would be Chuck's Feed and Seed.

>>87548684
no, that can't be it

>>87548080
wtf I love Chuck now

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>>87548684

>>87548684
see
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>>87548756
Thin's Crin and Min?

>>87548899
i knew you would post this, and thats why I included all the posts that werent even about what the joke meant. get played, faglord.

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>>87548351
lost it.

>>87548954
you gave me a (You) for nothing, I think it is you who got played friendo

>>87548983
FUCK.... this cant be happening.... im supposed to be the player here!

>>87548080
I want to watch the Simpsons now for some reason.

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