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So he's a patrician right?

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So he's a patrician right?
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>>87542808
>thought Get Out was great
>talks for hours about charlie kaufman fag flick

nah
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>So he's a dog rapist right?
ftfy
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nitpick contrarian.
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>>87542878
>People eat meat so I should be allowed to fuck dogs in the ass
Nah
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>>87542939
He only nitpicks things that don´t matter like plot, editing, cinematography, etc...
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His literally too autistic critique movies on anything other than a purely technical level.
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>gave rick and morty and birdman a 10 on imdb
>gave silence of the lambs, apocalypse now, and the exorcist 6s
He's good for a laugh, but I can't imagine anyone taking him seriously.
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>>87542808
rapist gay dog fucker pleb. human trash
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>>87542987
Is this true? Jesus fucking christ
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Scott and Mark and the only good things about this channels imo
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>>87542808
>refuses to watch movies made before the 70's

This, to me, is worse than his bestiality. His opinions on film make him equal to beasts in my eyes.
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>>87543032
When the fuck did he say this?
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>>87542808
he's a furry who dumps his best friend when he gets crippling depression. he dropped mark for "not doing any work" when its pretty obvious to anyone that mark is obviously seriously depressed. how does he handle this? he offers to pay for therapist fees and then gives up and fires him. yeah good job you autistic dog fucker. Mark was the best part of his channels
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>>87542808
Only if by patrician you mean: Dog rapist.
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Use to think he was alright but his left wing friends and opinions make me uncomfortable
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>>87543126
I don´t remember Mark being in YMS editing.
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>>87542808
hi adam
stay away from my dog
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He's a furry, which is barely a step up from bronies, but he's /myguy/ despite it.
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>>87542808
>rick and morty
>10/10
>fight club
>9/10
idk you tell me
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>>87543126
How do you know that Mark has Depression?
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>>87543018
His imdb page is hilarious
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>>87543231
because i have it too
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>>87543249
Good for you.
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>>87543032
The holy mountain his favorite film was made in 1973 so I don't think he has anything against old films in general
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>>87543161
he's in his gaming channel and sometimes he's on his main channel
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>>87543238
>>87543018
>>87542987
http://www.imdb.com/list/ls000031161/
Remember that this guy considers himself a legitimate film critic
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>>87543238
I, know the sacred mountain is only for cucks. Huh-huh.
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>>87543126
BAHBIE BOYYYY
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>>87543294
He has outright said that he thinks movies made before the 70's are only interesting as historical curiosities.
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>>87543312
So why do we care about him? we´re talking about YMS.
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is that the dog fucker that says old movies are trash because of special effects?
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>>87543339
And? Who cares?
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what do you guys think of his top 100?
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>>87543391
I literally want to kill him for that retarded belief.
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>>87543361
Nope, that´s Chris Cuntman.
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>>87543414
Good for you.
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>>87543294
>>87543394
>holy mountain
>favorite movie

The hamfisted symbolism in that movie is fucking awful. Im not sure how anyone can rate it as a good movie.
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>>87543339
Ok thats kinda true except for a few exceptions honestly in contrast to today where most all films that come out are worthy of some artistic merit
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>>87543394
>ESOTSM
of course, OF COURSE this is his 3rdv favorite film. it appeaks to his sensibilities
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>>87543460
Is this bait?
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>>87543394
>crank

unironically good choice
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>>87543394
He only likes the lion king because he want to be fucked by scar while he is a horse
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>>87543394
>cache in top 10

opinion discarded
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/mu/ has fantano who reviews all kinds of music and introduces people to cool, never before heard of avant garde experimental music

/lit/ has cliff sargent who reviews maximalist post modern epics as well as lesser known novels from the past

/tv/ has chris stuckman, a huge pleb, jeremy jahns, an even bigger pleb, and YMS, a dog fucker.

just lol at this board
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>>87543481
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>>87543460
take my (you) you fucking faggot
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>>87543535
I've never seen fantano review an album i haven't heard before
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>>87543339
source? i remember making this exact quote up on /tv/ years ago and i keep seeing people saying this about him. have you guys all been referring to my shitpost this whole time?
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>>87543594
No I think he said that in a casual vid a couple of years back
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>>87543620
do you have a link by any chance?
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>>87543535
Our only guys are Mike and Jay.
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>>87543359
yeah but we're still talking about yms if I say he's a dick for ditching his best friend over youtube bullshit
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>>87543535
we have armond white
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did you know that adam (yourmoviesucksdotorg) is a dog rapist?
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>>87543684
armond white isnt a youtuber
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his argument for legalizing sex with animals is the dumbest argument ive ever heard

>dude we fist cows with tubes to make them fatter so why can't we fuck them? whats the difference bro?
fucking retard
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>>87543635
No I think it was in a q&a video if you want to search though
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>>87543757
How is he wrong
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what do you guys think about people who collect blurays and records? you see these people, usually doughy and ugly, with thousands of movies on their shelves. why do they waste so much money on useless shit? there's only about 50 movies that are even worth owning. why do these people stock their entire houses with that kind of rubbish? surely the money could be well spent elsewhere?
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>>87543831
I second this.
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Why do all online film critics look like serial killers?
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>>87543877
Well, why wouldn't they?
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>>87543877
fuck you he's beautiful and i want to rape his face
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>>87543848
These are my prized possessions.
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>>87543939
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>>87543831
he's making the assumption that people are okay with GMO'd food. ask a random person on the street if they're okay with eating a chicken that had it's jaw cracked open and a tube filling it with shit to make it fatter. if you explain to these people the effects this has on the chicken's biology and how it will affect their body they will agree that it's wrong. he's just assuming that people knowingly purchase food that's been GMO'd not because it's 'cheaper' but because they don't care at all.
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No. Solely because he doesn't like any movie made before the 2000s
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>>87543831

Doctors inspect babies genitals. Should we legalize pedophilia?

(that said, if it's a gentle kind of beastiality, I don't see the big deal).

>>87543848

I used to, but I started before downloading movies and music was viable. I have thrown out so much now though. I have my hard drives, a few special records, and have all my DVD's and CD's in flip cases (the ones I kept).

Now I'm completely overwhelmed with media. There were literal weeks when I was waiting on DVD's or books to come in the mail to have something worth watching or reading. Now I can't possibly keep up. Between my cult trackers and streaming services and audio books and digital books and gaming back catalogue and the internet in general I'm swamped.
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>>87543951
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>>87543969
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>>87543978
I wish I had a girlfriend to watch these with.
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What happened to the dog rapist poster?
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>>87543955
I see nothing wrong.
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>>87543957
he definitely didn't say that lol
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>>87543964
We actually should.
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>>87543994
F
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>>87543939
>>87543951
the only ones worth paying for here are:
>2001
>aguirre
>pather panchali
>barry lyndon
>potemkin
>sans soleil
>late spring
>l'eclisse
>jeanne dielman
>close up
>M
>nashville
>night of the hunter
not a bad collection but the rest are <=7/10
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>>87544077
Who cares about your opinion?
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Jesus Merk, no wonder you got fired
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>>87543939
>>87543951
>>87543969
>>87543978
>>87543994
what good is owning all these films?
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https://youtu.be/PXR2WFMsLis?t=125
dog fucking evidence
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>>87544116
many people on /tv/
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>>87544124
I can watch them whenever I want. Most of them aren't streaming on any of the big streaming websites.
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>>87543535

>RLM
>Ralph
>Brad Jones

We're fine
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>>87544158
hahahahaha he actually believes this
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>>87542987

That can't be true.
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>>87543394

It's not as bad as a reddit top 100.

He's got kind of shit taste (Kill Bill Vol1/2, Aronofsky)

But it seems "genuine", semi pleb, semi generic - as opposed to just copy pasting sight and sound or the IMDB top 100.

He doesn't seem like a very interesting person tbqh.

Nice to see May on there.
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>>87542808
I like the idea behind making delayed "top of the year list" and he has good recommendations.
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>>87543394
>Having both Kill Bills on your top 10
>Let alone having fucking one
what in the fuck
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>>87544159

I think his point is why not just download them, you derp.

Also;

>20 bucks for a dvd
>5 bucks to stream

You gonna watch it more than 4 times?

Then you may as well take a couple of hours to trrent it.
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>>87544183
>paying for moving pictures
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>>87544319
>>87544329
why do you guys care how he spends his money?
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>>87543394
he's got good movies on here what is everyone puckering their anus' about?
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>>87543238
>R&M 10/10
>Archer 8/10
What the fuck?
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>>87542987
>apocalypse now, and the exorcist 6s

these ones are true

but giving silence of the lambs a 6 is fucking unforgivable
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>>87544355
how bout i fuk ur moms ass bitch
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>>87544355

I don't. Why do you think I do?
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>>87544329
Someone's gotta do it and if he has the money, why should you care?
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>>87543394
>>87543506
God fucking damn, usually his recommendations are on point but I sat through that snooze fest a few weeks ago and I have never felt more angry
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>>87543238
>LOTR Return of the King 10/10
>A New Hope 6/10
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>>87544384
pleb
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>>87542965
i see da bait
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>>87544487
show me your list
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>>87544133
but he said would NOT bang
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is he right? youtube.com/watch?v=MRZbch9NmQQ
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>>87544464
fuck you man child he's actually right there
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>>87544494
I'm not exactly pretending.
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>>87542808
no
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>>87544494
Hey, it's lil Joe.
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>>87544571
>LOTR fan calling anyone else a manchild
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>>87544560
what the fuck?
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>>87544560
I'll go so far as to say he makes a cogent argument.
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>>87544585
so you are one of those secret few who understand that character is the crux of storytelling?
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>>87544537
1. Drive (2011)
2. Taxi Driver (1976)
3. 生きる (1952)
4. 乾いた花 (1964)
5. 8 1/2 (1963)
6. Get Out (2017)
7. Coляpиc (1972)
8. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)
9. Blue Velvet (1986)
10. Drive (2011)
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>>87544697
why?
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>>87544737
No.
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>>87544595
>that quote

This is a meme right? He can't possibly have said something so stupid.
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>>87544789
It's legal to abuse animals in all kinds of ways which are worse than fucking them.
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>>87544595

Fuck no, films like Stalker, The Seventh Seal, and Blow-Up look like they could have been shot and filmed today.
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>>87542954
>killing and eating animals is ok but having sex with them is fine
The only reason you think this way is because you let the Jews control you.
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>>87545005
The only reason why you are unable to understand what other people are saying is because you browse /pol/
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>>87544843
yes but that abuse leads to consumption which leads to survival. sex just leads to more degeneracy which leads to the collapse of a society
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>>87543225
That one's accurate. They're both edgy teenager nonsense, but Rick and Morty is actually funny while Fight Club has no appeal at all.
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>>87545138
>Rick and Morty is actually funny
get out
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>>87544595
>primitive technology
Even total garbage shot on film looks way better than the vast majority of shit today.
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>>87544595
>because they sacrificed the buffalo instead of fucking it
lol
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>>87545094
So would you be fine if I killed and consumed babies (for survival of course)?
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>>87545348
animal babies? sure. human babies? no because they're part of the same species. cannibalism is bad anon
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>>87545348
dude if you want to fuck a dog so badly just go and do it
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>all these white '''''people''''''' ITT defending sex with animals

lol typical whitey
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>>87545375
Why is cannibalism inherently bad? We already have an issue with overpopulation, I don't see how it would be a bad thing to reduce the amount of people on the planet. I'd consider it a good thing.
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>>87543456
>Im not sure how anyone can rate it as a good movie.
>implying it doesn't have the greatest ending in cinema history
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>>87545477
>Why is cannibalism inherently bad?
because humans who've eaten other humans contract run the risk of contracting a fatal prion malady, similar to Creutzfeld-Jacob disease (think Mad Cow), known as kuru. it's literally nature telling you it's wrong.

also go ask every other animal why they don't eat members from their own species you dumb fucking idiot. yes overpopulation is bad but eating eating each other is the most retarded way to deal with that problem
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>>87545565
>because humans who've eaten other humans contract run the risk of contracting a fatal prion malady, similar to Creutzfeld-Jacob disease (think Mad Cow), known as kuru. it's literally nature telling you it's wrong.
What about diseases that you can contract from eating animals? Isn't that also a sign that it's wrong to eat them?
>but eating eating each other is the most retarded way to deal with that problem
Why? It deals with the issue of overpopulation directly while also providing a source of energy. I don't understand what's wrong with it.
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>>87542808
>calls himself gay
>complains about gay stuff in movies

lets be honest here hes not gay hes an undercover furry.
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>>87545700
>Isn't that also a sign that it's wrong to eat them?
yes, whats your point? certain animals are harmful to the human body. wow incredible point. how is that a retort to what i just said?
>I don't understand what's wrong with it.
murdering another human is illegal
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>>87545744
>undercover furry.
Theres literally nothing undercover about it anon.
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>>87545790
So then you admit that it's wrong to eat animals?
>murdering another human is illegal
So then laws maks anything ok? If Congress passes a law right now that said that it's legal to kill all white males, would you agree with it just because it's a law?
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>>87545971
>So then you admit that it's wrong to eat animals?
Certain animals, yes.
>would you agree with it just because it's a law?
Yes.
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>its a samefag argues with himself thread
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>>87543665
and even they looks like faggots.

face it we're doomed.
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>>87546007
Ok so you're just retarded then. Don't ever @ me again, you braindead fucking child.
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>>87545971
stop being so edgy and stop equating eating animals with eating other humans you insufferable pedantic shit
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>>87543394
>kill bill
>kill bill 2
lmao, thanks for confirming my belief I wasn't missing out on anything. Holy shit what a pleb.
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>>87543394
JESUS CHRIST
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>>87546053
You're literally no closer to proving your point than when we first started this thread. I actually won this argument because I pointed out how utterly nonsensical your 'comparisons' and arguments were. You're horrible at this Adam. I'm genuinely surprised how cocky you were in that video. I thought you might've had a good argument for your line of thinking but you really are just fucked from being mistreated throughout your childhood. I pity you. I hope you transcend your illness someday.
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>>87543665
I wonder how long it will take Mike to finally come out of that closet.
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>>87546129
K buddy. If you @ me one more time I'm gonna start to get angry. Consider this your final warning.
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>>87546059
>stop wording facts in ways that make me feel uneasy about my choices
kek, get a safe space faggot
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>>87543394
>KILL BILL 1
>AND KILL BILL 2
LMFAOOOOOOO
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>>87546207
never reply to me again, brainlet
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>>87543930
go to bed chris stuckmann.
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>>87546248
>pls no bully
ok snowflake
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>>87543394
skim looking for Network. Network not on list. List is shit.
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>>87543939
"i don't have my own taste i just watch whatever criterion puts out because they're trendy"
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if animals were killed slowly and methodically there may be a point to be made, but if someone thinks fucking a beast with zero self awareness or the mentality of a child is equal to killing an animal for food, they are unabashedly retarded
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>>87546251
very cool
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>>87547633
What about masturbating a horse for money vs masturbating a horse for the horses pleasure?
THAT is his argument.
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>>87547708
seriously tho i still think chris is gay and he and yms are good friends so....
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>>87542808
gave sin city a 10 and silence of the lamb 6. Hes a degenerate canadian cocksucker faggot who got molested by his faggot brother and who wants to be fucked by a horse.
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>>87547776
well thats possible do you think thats why jay has colin come down so often since he's jealous?
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>>87547832
yes. lets be honest they are all faggots, especially the flick prick.
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>>87547766
looking at the intention, jerking off a horse for its pleasure is also done for the pleasure of the jerker. Theyre taking advantage of a creature for their own sexual interests so its wrong. Thats like becoming a pediatrician becasue you want to heal kids vs becoming one because you want to touch and be close to kids.
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>>87542808
been to a bunch of parties with him, was so so friends for a while until i got tired of hanging with the whole vancouver group of people he and i were part of

he brought me to see anomalisa at a film festival for his second watching of it since i work in animation and he wanted to see my opinion of it as such lol

ive even hung out in that room in the OP

he's
[spoilers]good people[/spoilers]
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>>87543394
>jerks off contemporary filmmaking
>interest in Japanese stuff (lists fucking 'Spirited Away' of all things)
>no mention of 'Love Exposure'
Holy shit someone kill this deviant already. His taste in movies is almost as offensive as his taste for things he'd like to fuck.
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he's the ultimate film embryo
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>>87543394
>Mary and Max

He isn't a COMPLETE pleb
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>>87542987
Aside from Hopkins and Levine everything was by-the-numbers and dull. It's a mediocre film carried by their performances. His stance on Apocalypse is complete trash though, since it has a mediocre story concept elevated by the cinematography and acting - which is fine.
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>>87548161
>>87543394
His experience with Asian films is hilariously, disgustingly shallow. The only ones on that top list that even deserve to be there are House and maybe Spirited Away if we're being generous.
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As most "youtube movie reviewers" his videos are entertaining and he's great background noise but from an actual review standpoint he's garbage

He's the very definition of a film hipster. Unless he's reviewing something comically bad, the only movies he talks about are those art films you've never heard of.
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>>87548397
It's not even hard to learn about Asian kinoraphy. A lot of their most famous meme-tier entry-level kinografers are actually really good. Sion Sono, Takeshi Miike, Wong Kar-Wai, Yuen Woo-Ping, Takeshi Kitano and even fucking Jackie Chan have made excellent movies but he goes for the one fucking anime that everyone on the planet has seen. Holy shit how pleb can one freak get?
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>>87548661
Don't forget fucking Oldboy being so high on that list, for fuck's sake
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>>87548902
Oldboy is the Korean Spirited Away.
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>>87543535
>jeremy jahns, an even bigger pleb
whats wrong with jahns?
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>>87543757
dude they way we treat our farm animals, even in the first world, is fucking embarrassing. Especially pigs, but cows get it rough too

if I were to fix one of the problems, id say ending the animal torture widespread across the world is worse than fucking a dog


it is, however, just justifying bad behavior with terrible behavior
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>>87543877
Hey Ralph is actually autistic dont make fun of him
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>>87548418
this.

/thread
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>>87549153
go to bed ralph
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>>87544760
I was 16 once
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>>87542808
>dog fucker
>fag
>kicked out the best part of his channel instead of working it out
ill watch his old shit but fuck modern adam
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Adam is funny but his opinions are shallow and nitpicky and I fucking hate his fans who can't think for themselves. He's also too autistic to relate to characters who don't act exactly the way he thinks they should.

>>87543126
Yeah Mark is depressed but he admitted himself during a stream that he was fully aware of how hard it is for Adam to trust people and knowingly took advantage of Adam's trust anyway. Depression is a reason, it's not an excuse. Accepting money for work and then not doing said work for 4 months is fucking ridiculous.
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>>87542808
>dogfucker
Nope
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>>87544319

The quality is better.
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>>87543394
>[REC]
am I an idiot for thinking he's an idiot for having a found footage film anywhere on that list??
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>>87544571
RotK is watered-down rubbish
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>>87542808
Jump off a megalith, Adam. Your heyday was over 4 years ago.
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>>87548365

Silence Of The Lambs is an almost perfect film. Every element is at the highest level you can achieve in cinema. Direction wise it's like the best thing Fincher and Hitchcock never made. The script is perfect. It's witty, emotional, a great character study stuffed inside a great thriller. Clever twists that the film doesn't need to rely on to carry itself. It's scary while not quite falling over the cliff into camp and horror (yet manages to brush up against them successfully). Top tier acting, Tak Fugimotos work is great as is Howard Shores. The production design also perfectly scoots between hollywood goifiness and realism.

It's rightfully considered among the greatest films ever made.

Anyone giving it a six out of ten is confirmed pleb.
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>>87552467
cool buzzwords
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>>87543535
>fantano who reviews all kinds of music and introduces people to cool, never before heard of avant garde experimental music
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>>87543994
If I could turn into a girl and teleport to your house then I would love to watch them with you anon
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>>87542808
Is he really a dog rapist or are you all just saying that because he's a degenerate furfag?
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>>87543535
> introduces people to cool, never before heard of avant garde experimental music
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>>87544595
hes reason is bullshit
ghost busters is still technically better than most cgi efforts and back to the future is a master piece
Kurosawa films like yajimbo are shot well and look good because of the limits imposed on them by the time
evil dead is a better horror movie than its cgi heavy counter parts
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>>87546100
kill bill 1 is shit, but Tarantino's strength is his characters and dialogue and kill bill 2 has the most interesting characters including bill
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>>87555912
2001 puts most films to shame visually, so the dog rapist faggot can die for all I care.
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>>87543535
/mu/ probably has the worst taste in music on this entire board, same goes for /lit/ and books, /tv/ and film and cinema
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>>87555953
im not a huge Kubrick fan but i agree,
the original star wars has no cgi at all and looks better than the prequels anytime.
there are so many examples that shit on his bullshit opnion
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>>87544595
Is there any actual proof of him saying that?
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>>87556018
i hope not
no serious film critic would believe this
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>>87556018
All Quiet On The Western Front (1930) is better than most war films being made today, of course what he said doesn't hold water, he's compensating for his lack of taste.
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>>87543394
my taste in movies is pretty normie but i do like a very large amount of his 100
i hated her and thought holy mountain was insufferable
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>>87544760
not in any real order, i also left out my anime and animated films

10 city of god
9 pirates of the Caribbean
8 batman
7 MIB
6 face off
5 total recall
4 t2
3 dark knight
2 back to the future triolagy
1 ghostbuster
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>>87543394
>The Lion King
C'mon Adam, just because you constantly jerk off to the movie doesn't mean it's good. I wouldn't put pornos in my top 5 now would I?
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>>87556199
>Total Recall
I've re;watched it this monday and it's fucking amazing, the best b-tier action film for me. One liners are perfect and Arnie fits extremely well and his delivery is amazing.
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>>87556306
its like my third fav arnie movie
after T2 and last action hero which no one gets except me
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>>87556303
what would be your top 5 pornos
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>>87556335
Last Action Hero aired a lot in Croatia and I've seen it at least 5 times, same goes for first two Terminators and the Christmas flick he was in.

Too bad LAH didn't fare well with the viewers at the times, people perhaps weren't accustomed to self-referential humor and 4th wall breaking like they are now. It was a solid deconstruction of action genre at the time and deserves more recognition.
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>>87556388
love every scene in the movie world
my fav is when he ask the kid to bring the car around after surviving a helicopter crash in a tar pit and just wiping of the tar with a napkin
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>>87543456
>The hamfisted symbolism in that movie is fucking awful. Im not sure how anyone can rate it as a good movie.
i'd be careful saying that on /tv/ considering this board's favorite movie of all time is batman v superman.
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Please tell me someone has a screencap of him getting absolutely roasted on reddit's /r/truefilm and then going on a rant 3 times the length of the original criticism about how they don't understand him, he's too intellectual for them and basically resorted to name-calling to defend himself.

The person that made deleted after he sent his minions from his own subreddit to them.

The guy was actually legit in his criticisms as well. It was basically calling out his double standard on some films, his overwhelming nit-picking, his scoring system and his need to be contrarian in some cases.
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>>87556686
fuck now I want to see it
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>>87556708
>>87556686
me too
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>>87556779
>>87556686
is this it?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/6gqqfq/yms_is_an_incredibly_frustrating_critic/
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>>87543535
>/tv/ has chris stuckman, a huge pleb, jeremy jahns, an even bigger pleb, and YMS, a dog fucker.

You've obviously never browsed this board before. Be quiet.
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kek
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>>87556886
>>87544595
damn
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>>87556851
Yeah that's it.

It's not much good though, since he really does butcher the original text and selects comments which are easy to tackle.
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>>87542920
Well he is gay
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Can I get a rundown on the whole dog fucking thing


Is it true or just a meme?
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>>87557053
jfc he used to be a qt now he looks like the moon emoji. don't fucking do copious amounts of drugs, kids.

>>87557144
he defended zoophiles on a stream once (basically said that only vegans had the right to take the moral high ground when it comes to bestiality) but IIRC he said he had no interest in fucking animals himself.
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>>87557144
It's true, watch his Mass Effect stream, he lays it all out.
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>>87557053
that's him? he looks like a man at least, but wow he looks terrible there.

>>87557195
>qt
he looked like your run of the mill faggot, what's so qt about that?
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>>87557222
I mean he's really not that cute, I just meant comparatively. The coke bloat really fucked his face up.
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>>87545005

I'm still trying to figure out which part of which post you misunderstood.
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>>87542808
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>>87545005
this is why not missing words out of a sentence is important. you went from something of a stance to complete gibberish because you missed a word.
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>>87546505
This. Network is objectively one of the greatest films ever made.
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This guy fucks dogs, even his fetishes are pleb.
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>>87557053
I don't know why anyone still hasn't mentioned that he's a junkie. he claims to be an ex-junkie, but it's obvious where all the patreon money goes to.
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>>87544412
probably because he's a fag/tranny
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>>87542808
>thinks Apocalypse Now is a 6/10

No
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>>87543394
It does say immediately above that list that all these films are in extremely loose order and that it shouldn't really define much to anyone. A lot of the times he rates things on imdb just to influnece the overall rating in the direction he thinks it should go, not as an actual rating.
I like his yearly top 10 lists quite a bit
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>>87543394
>All these babby's first foreign films
>Both Kill Bills in top 10
>The Lion King in top 10
>Generic "arthouse" movies
>No films from Nicholas Roeg
>No films from RW Fassbinder
>No Antonioni
>No Tinto Brass

Like, it's so pedestrian.
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>>87543394
>The lion king and Kill Bill in his top ten

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can't make this up
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>>87543460
Become an hero
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>>87543535
>/mu/ has fantano who reviews all kinds of music and introduces people to cool, never before heard of avant garde experimental music
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>>87557938
i feel better about my choice of films now
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>>87542808
lol no
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>>87544760

>taxi driver

Good luck in your first year of high school!
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>>87544595
How edgy and pretentious. I can't believe he used the old "people only pretend to like what I don't like" argument
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>>87557703
Your face doesnt get that round with age, alcohol can do fucked up things to your face.
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>>87544595
How can one man be so right?
You'd have to be trying to get laid by a 20 year old film major to say that you actually enjoyed the Third Man, Psycho, It's a wonderful life, etc.
Actually sitting through films like these is honestly miserable 90% of the time and the other 10% is excitement in the beginning, telling yourself it can't possibly be bad because it's such a classic, and the inevitable and always predictable climax that I don't give two shits about anyway, "oh my god she went with Laszlo, this movie is fucking amazing"???? who fucking cares, i don't give two fucks about these characters, plot movement and effective character development were horribly flawed/non-existent in early film besides very few people who could do it well.
Tell me with a straight face that you cared more about Bergman than Daniel Plainview.
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>ctrl+f "dog"
>22 matches
lol still being squeamish pearl-clutchers over a thought experiment that made you uncomfortable?
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>>87558065
>taxi driver is for teenagers
what kind of pseudo-intellectual ballbag opinion is this?
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>>87543535
I feel like every board is better off than /co/, where the only prominent reviewers are an autist, a bunch of people with the safest opinions on the planet, and this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZLDhCzIu3c
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>>87558313
While I don't agree with that other anon, I will admit that Taxi Driver is basically "babby's first film studies class" tier of movie.

It's a flick that people parade as a film.
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>>87558378
i have never seen taxi driver
should i watch it?
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>>87558400
Sure.
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>>87542808
>he mispronounces synechdoche
Skin ek da key, it's not that hard, Adum.
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>>87557703
>>87557348
>coke bloat

Also he straight-up said he used to have a cocaine addiction.
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>>87558434
Are you baiting or do you actually think that's how "synecdoche" is pronounced? Unless you mean "Schenectady" in which case you're still wrong.
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