ITT : WE GO TO THE KINOPLEX TO SEE DEATH NOTE (we finally watch

Good, go watch movies You want. Ignore reviews.
Reviews are for pleb undecided to watch, just so they can random pick anything they want.
Haven't seen it, but I'm not intrested anyway.

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>>87536015

They're out of crablegs. What else you want?

>>87536099
Get me the Cassowary tendies, hold the raddish

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>>87536454

Will that be with or without your complimentary falcon, my good man?

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>>87535920
>>87536015
>>87536099
>>87536454
>>87536490
IM THE DESIGNATED THEATER SHOOTER! YOU'RE FUCKED NOW!

>>87536490
No falcon today Robert I am still in mourning. Would like the $617.73 bag of refillable popcorn though.

>>87536551

Enjoy my good man. Here at the Kinoplex we pride ourselves on good cus-

>>87536548

Oh shit

this is all just one faggot autistically talking to himself, right?

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>>87536551

TAKE YOUR POPCORN IM OUT OF HERE

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>*leaves*

W-where's Robert?

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>>87536765

>>87535920
I haven't been to the kinoplex since Obama's no-singles executive order

has anything changed in the last 8 years?

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>6:27

This is what we get for walking in so late

>>87535920
>paying to watch something at the kinoplex when its on netflix

I can't take this seriously since Light looks like Ed Miliband

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>>87536908
SSSSSSSH ITS ABOUT TO BEGIN

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>>87536948
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH ITS STARTING

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honhon ouioui, eere arr your crabs legs monsieur, could you eenterest you in zome popcorn as well honhonhon

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>>87536956
>>87536979
Gentlemen, you forgot your popcorn!

>>87536998
hey peon get me my fucdking twizzlers. i have a kino to katch.,

>Death Note in rainbow colours
what did they mean by this?

>watch first 15 minutes
>light is a dumb pussy whos only claim to intelligence is "doing other peoples math homework"
>ryuk is some kind of super villain
dropped

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ITS ON YOU NIGGERS SHUT UP

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SQWUAK SQWUAK

>>87537094
That's the cheapest looking theater screen I've ever seen. I demand a refund.

>>87537094
>not paying for the big screen pass
loser, I bet you brought a ball with a face on it to get past the no singles policy

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>>87537214
I could only get us the basement screening...

Where can my falcon go?

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*This is a cinema announcement. Will the owner of the Thomas the Tank Engine pyjamas please pick them up at the concessions stand. Thank you and enjoy the flick*

>>87537366
Is it a girl?

On my lap

>>87537452
uuh, are they red?

>>87537156
I dropped my fucking net, does anyone have a spare?

DOO DEE DOOO

*This is a cinema announcement. All single white males please make your way to the showers for mandatory inspection. I repeat. All single white males to the showers. This is not optional. Thank you and enjoy the flick*

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THIS STUPID FUCKING CIRCLE WONT GO AWAY WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

ROBERT?

ROBERT!

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ROOOOOOBEEEEEEEEEERT

Netflix movies actually show in cinemas?

>>87537845
Oh boy, is this the part where Robert gets fed to the falcons and his replacement comes in?

>>87537044
watch out, DeRoberto!

Guys, why are there naked little girls running around the theater?

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>>87537903

Sorry about the nigger sir. Is the screen back on?

>>87537963
This is a promotion for the upcoming all-girl Lord of the Flies remake, return to your seat Citizen!

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>>87537996
NO

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>>87537951

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>>87537963
Sorry sir we're ummm experiencing technical difficulties please forget you saw anything

>>87538014
B-but they're rubbing themselves against some of the patrons and forcing us to lick their feet...

>>87538056
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>87538067
FIX THIS RIGHT NOW

>>87535920
HELP! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! I'M NOT A VIRGIN! I'LL SPENT THE REST OF MY LIFE IN THE POPCORN MINES!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>87538114
Stranger Flix

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>>87538083
Sir, please refrain from littering.

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ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR

>>87536948

I KNEW I KNEW THAT PASTY FACED JEW FROM SOMEWHERE, I FUCKING KNEW HE LOOKED FAMILIAR!

>>87538169
>two Roberts

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>87538324
FREE CRAB LEGS FOR EVERYONE

>>87538292
That is clearly another employee

*This is a cinema announcement. We will not be offering reimbursent or apologies for the recent technical fault. All complaints will be recycled. Thank you and enjoy the flick*

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>>87538580
B-BUT CWAB WEGS?

>>87538292
there's always a robert

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Who else having trouble watching the screen and not reading this thread?

ADD is a cancer, I've missed 50% of the film and only have knowledge of the situation based on the audio

Is it just first viewing excitement or is this movie actually fun?

>>87539790
Should say Im at the part where Watari just died

NOW I AM AT A CHASE SCENE WITH FUCKING L

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS NOT DEATH NOTE

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

MIKAMI IS SOME FUCKING BUTCHER?

L WAS KILLED BY A FUCKING BOARD OF WOOD?

THIS WASNT A BATTLE OF WITS

THERE WAS NO WIT TO THIS AT ALL

WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING

MELLO AND NEAR BETTER SHOW UP

JUST ENDED

FUCK

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>>87540026
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>>87540359

So anybody else just watched for the first time?

Thoughts?

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>>87540760
Excuse me sir, you're not allowed to discuss the flick outside of the kinoplex. You have violated the MPAA's video piracy code #232. Please hand over your ticket stub, your popcorn licence and any falcons you have caught during your stay. You will now be terminated. That'll be $72.62, plus tip.

>>87536901

Is that the premiere of the female doctor who? Looks like a bunch of SJW to me