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Was this supposed to be a comedy?

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Was this supposed to be a comedy?
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You can really tell who saw it and who didn't. That part was actually really good. Focusing all of the movement around his face is a great way of showing that the body is as important to the fear as the background. Not only is the entirety of the fear coming from your head, it's also where his most dangerous aspects are. Everything else is a distraction.

Keep memeing it, though.
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>>87527953
Fpbp. Fuck you OP. Actually watch the movie before you shitpost about it
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One of the most memorable shots. The camera movement was pretty creepy
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>>87527953
>>87528030
>This level of shill damage control

WEW
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>>87527513
Bahahahahahaha look at his head! That shit cgi. It's clearly not his body. Floating head syndrome. Hahahahahahahahahaha
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>>87528080
>i still don't get it so SHILL
Go cuck yourself, babycakes. You guys are still using that word, right?
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>>87528080
>Dude everyone that disagrees with me is a shill
Nice damage control OP
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>>87527513
Was it supposed to be a dancing clown, doing a dance?

Are you autistic by chance
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>>87527953

Shills are such colossal faggots
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>people shit talking this scene

Second best scene in the movie desu
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>>87527953
>>87528030
>>87528062
>>87528145
If WB sends this many shills for le grinning clown just imagine how bad it's going to be when Justice League premiers.
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>>87528198
Fuck off tard
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>>87528198
>>87528230
I don't care if you see it. You wouldn't like it. You might prefer the My Little Pony movie.
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>>87528145

Mate it couldn't be any more obvious that you're only here because your contract requires it
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>>87528080
>>87528198
>>87528230
You know the movie's good when /tv/ literally can't come up with anything other than 'shills!, y-you're all shills'
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>>87528297
They're getting mad that something good happened and people are talking about it. Yeah, they've got nothing.
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>>87528241

lol fag

>>87528248

That was an awful comeback and you should feel awful for writing it
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>>87527513
Haven't watched the movie yet, but I don't really see anything wrong with that, it actually looks cool as fuck.
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>>87527953
>>87528030
>>87528062
>>87528145
>>87528186
>>87528211
>>87528241
>>87528248
>>87528297
>>87528320
how much are you being paid to shill the movie here?
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>>87528351
>>87528418
This board gets so much better when you filter "shill" lol, losers. No more replies from me
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>>87528297
>>87528320

The shills have been here for months, "building hype" by spamming threads.

They will be gone when the movie leaves cinemas, and no one on /tv/ will ever talk about this movie again.

Same thing happened with It Follows, and The Witch, and Mad Max Fury Road

You make it waaayyyyy too obvious that you're faking hype, no real person can spend six months getting worked into a frenzy about a fucking Stephen King adaptation
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>>87528320
Just like Get out? Just like Mad Max Fury road? Just like Dear white people? Just like The Force Awakens? Or like Rogue One (which within the first week here was being compared to ESB)?

Just like all those modern day classics? Right? lel
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>>87527513
They struggled to make a clown scary in 2017. They should have known, but it's still a great movie.
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This scene was great, why are you judging it with shit quality and zero context?
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>>87528464

Maybe the fact that you keep getting called out should tell you that you're crap at your job

I'm surprised your boss doesn't review the threads from time to time
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>>87527513
>Pennywise the Dancing Clown
>he actually dances

I love this nod to the mad shuck n' jive he did to adult Beverly in the book, I was not expecting them to actually include it and pull it off.
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>>87528477
Because kek

>>87528471
Oh I get it, those are movies that /tv/ didn't like. You're stretching.
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Wow, this looks amazing!
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I am a real person, not a shill. I saw it yesterday. Overall it's a great movie and the final sequence is good, but specifically the dancing shot made me think "This shot doesn't work very well."
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>>87527513
>Pennywise is scary
>bawwwww why isn't he funny and wise cracking like Tim Burry
>Pennywise is funny
>bawwwww why isn't he serious and intimidating like Tim Burry
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I only saw a grainy clip of that scene where he comes at the black kid in the sewer. in the end you can see him lying on the ground and as he's slipping away you can see his eyes rolling back in his head. it's really creepy, almost as if he's an animal and the only reason he has eyes is because he wants to appear human
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>>87528589
>i am a real person, not a shill
hi wb shill!
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>>87528468
>movies become less popular as time passes and they leave theater

Woh who knew??
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The shilling is real itt
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>>87528738

>movies suddenly get multiple threads every day that are all continually bumped to the post limit for a number of months and then equally suddenly cease to be a topic of any discussion forever as soon as the movie has made all the money it can

It's fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain, you horrid little dishonest leech
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>pennywise the DANCING clown
>he actual dances

this is truly clownkino
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>>87528909
Fucking newfag. People make threads to speculate, post news, and discuss before a movie comes out. When it finally comes out eventually the speculation part stops completely, as does news. Then you only have discussion, and really how much is there to discuss in a movie like It or Mad Max? They're enjoyable movies but don't usually lend themselves to theories that have been discussed to death in decades like The Thing. Just because there isn't s dedicated movie general to mad max 5 years after it was released doesn't mean that it was a product of shilling, it just means that /tv/ doesn't need a general containment board like /v/ needed a general containment board.

The fact that you're essentially advocating for more general threads pretty much confirms to me that you're a newfag redditor.
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>>87528297
Kinda has to do with how no one has actually seen it and all anyone has seen looks horrid
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>>87529153
>nobody saw it
Didn't it gross like 70mil in 2 days and counting
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>>87528418
this type of shilling is usually when the movie doesn't have a marketing budget
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>>87529181
Considering it premiered yesterday, that'd be kinda hard.
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>>87527953
This movie has some of the laziest shitposting Ive seen in ages. People just hanging onto crummy GIFs and trying to pretend the projector part wasn't great.
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>>87529181
>when the shill accidentally drops that its in a timezone where it's sunday

this is brilliant
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>>87527953
That was retarded. Eat dogshit, shill.
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DUDE SHILL LMAO
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>>87529264
>it's a shitposter reveals he's a Brazilian shitposter episode
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>>87529325
... shill, its still saturday everywhere west of kabul
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>>87529376
well, its sunday in tehran because they do daylight savings.
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>>87529376
It's Sunday in burgerton
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>>87529376
If the movie came out on Friday why would saying that the movies been out for 2 days imply that I'm in some Sunday time zone
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>>87529509
its the part about making 70 million in 2 days that implies you're in india. as earnings couldn't be counted till sunday.
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>>87529579
thats retarded.
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>>87529089

Spamming multiple threads about the same topic is the ultimate disgusting newfaggotry and you should be banned for even suggesting that it's good practice. There was a time when fuckheads like yourself would lurk for more than a month before posting, and people would check for an existing thread before they started a new one. Basic board etiquette, now lost because of ADHD children like you.

A general is a rolling thread specifically for containment, that is deliberately kept bumped. If people want to use 4chan to shill, they ought to be required to create a general and stay in it, not just for everyone else's good but also for theirs - a permanent thread that's kept bumped is exactly what they should be looking for, it's the equivalent of SEO on Google.

Instead they're greedy fucks with no manners and no reason to care about spam because they're only here for the paycheck.

Shilling on this site is painfully obvious and awkward, so you are probably mentally handicapped if you can't easily identify an active advertising campaign at work on a 4chan board. Also, if you don't even remember the sheer fuckery that was the Mad Max or TFA shill invasions, you can't have been here very long at all.

And don't use redditor as an insult, it immediately identifies you as being an idiot and a newfag at the same time.
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>>87529715
Didn't read lol
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>>87529153
>How no one has actually seen it
>Has made $76 million in one day
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>>87529705
its retarded to think you need to actually sell tickets to count them?
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Leper's Suck & Fuck (Formerly Pennywise's)
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>>87528135
It's locked focus, not cgi you uneducated pleb.
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>>87529805
source
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>>87527513
GANGNAM STYLE
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>>87529850
whats funny is someone made an unlocked version and it actually looks better
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>>87527513
OP OP OP GANGAM STYLE
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>>87529758

Let me summarise: kill yourself
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>>87529926
You first newfag. Go advocate for generals somewhere else, preferably reddit.
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It's amazing that /tv/ can't accept that maybe people thought it was good. There's no way to actually make a genuine comment if a movie was good or not because "shilling". I wish I could shill, I'd actually would admit it and then you fags wouldn't do shit.
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>>87529950

You are trying way too hard to fit in

You're bad at your shit job
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>>87529969
its mostly how its just
>DUDE ITS SO POPULAR LITERALLY EVERYONE IS SEEING IT I LOVED [part that was in the trailer]! THE THEATER WAS PACKED AND EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS WHEN [trailer scene] HAPPENED!!
>ALSO TIM CURRY SUCKED!!
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>>87529950
Third anon here. You really should consider suicide if you're this fanny flustered.
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does this movie have a lot of jump scares,
that shit annoys me
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>>87530088
Not that guy but you should kill yourself.
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>>87529969

If you admit to shilling you lose the job

That's why every time you call out a shill, the entire thread explodes with hundreds of posts' worth of damage control, exactly like this one did

They can't go to radio silence, because they get paid to keep the thread alive, but they also can't admit to being shills and move on because they're not even really supposed to be using this board for advertising, and so they'd open their employer up to potential backlash.

So they make like a squid and just eject a bunch of distracting shit into the thread
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>thinking this shit is any good
THE KIDS ARE WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>87530172
WB has the worst shills, next to Disney
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>>87527513
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY
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>>87530172
Have any proof that there are shills in this thread?
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>>87528211
i got the scene but it could have been done better. maybe make it more of a hellish landscape version of a silent movie
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>>87530172
People are react9ng to your autism

You don't notice, because of your autism
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>>87530172
Autism or bait? You decide
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>>87530069
Link to a single post that said this

Oh wait, you can't
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>Pennywise has a lazy eye
GET IT!?!?!
i mean i get the point (to show that Pennywise really doesnt use his eyes to see and only pretends to be human shaped) but most of the time it made him look really goofy
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>>87530244

Agreed. Sony too.

>>87530272

The most egregious examples:

>>87528558
>>87528530
>>87528145

>>87530329

Thank you for your projection, it has been noted and filed accordingly
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>>87530362

It's only bait if you're a shill

There's nothing in that post that ought to trigger a regular anon
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>>87530091
yeah but all the imagery is so creepy and the jump scares are all unique so it's good
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>>87530535
How are random peoples posts proof of shilling? One guy is excited they included a nod to the book, one guy is ironic shillposting, and the other 2 are making fun of you. Is calling other people shills a defense mechanism aimed at people who laugh at you?
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>>87530672
So it was autism then
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>>87530768

I only pointed out three examples, and none of them were in reply to me.

Are you trying to tell me that >>87528145 is a person who regularly uses this board? Are you fucking high?
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>>87528646
His name is Tim Curry you jackass
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>>87530801

Hmm I guess so

Thanks for the free diagnosis
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>>87530870
Not regularly browsing nu/tv/ doesn't make you a shill, and conjecture based off of someone making fun of you isn't proof.
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>>87528080
>>87528198
>>87528230
>>87528418
>>87528468
Saying "shill" or "shills" needs to net you a permaban
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>>87531071
t, shill
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>>87530975

If there was definitive proof of advertising anywhere in this thread, it would be pruned

If a shill admits to shilling, they lose their job

But yet here we are, in a thread about the same movie that's been getting inexplicably spammed all over the board for months now, and just like every other thread about this movie, it's inexplicably filled with people who are both hyped as hell about a remake AND completely new to 4chan

Weird that all these sudden new users don't seem to show up in threads about other topics

At the moment, only threads about this movie seem to attract such a high percentage of people who don't use the board's slang or have any idea about its culture

Must just be (((Pure Coincidence)))
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>>87530894
No it's not, it's Kim Turry
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>>87531071

Only a shill would get accused of shilling so much that they now get triggered by the word alone
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Curry was pretty funny in the old one tbqh.

>EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE PRINCE ALBERT IN A CAN? YOU DO? YOU BETTER LET THE POOR GUY OUT
>GUH-HAH GUH-HAH GUH-HAH GUH-HAH
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>>87531248
You really think that it's inexplicable that people make threads about a movie that literally just came out, on the 4chan board that you're supposed to discuss movies on?

Are you that deluded?
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>when WB outsources to the third world
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>>87531369
t, shill
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>>87531248
>AND completely new to 4chan
>uses reddit spacing
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No one cares about this place enough to shill you fucking mongoloids
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>>87531425
Only a shill would fuck up a meme like that.
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>>87531369

Nice try.

As I said in my last post, and as you so adroitly avoided bringing up, the key indicator of a shill campaign isn't sheer volume of threads (although that obviously also goes hand in hand).

It's the sheer number of posters in those threads who are clearly not habituated 4chan users

They usually refrain from swearing, they're easily triggered by slurs like nigger or faggot, they have a creepily positive attitude about every .webm or screenshot that gets posted, they constantly bump the thread with posts that were basically already made word-for-word a few posts earlier, and the real kicker - they immediately fly off the handle when accused of shilling.
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>>87531248
>people talking about a new movie on the movie discussion board = shilling
>constant injections of neo-nazi propaganda into discussions = completely normal

what happens when you give trailer parks and third world countries internet access
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>>87531666
There is nobody like that in this thread.
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>>87531557

If you think that "reddit spacing" is a thing at all, you are the worst kind of newfag.
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>>87531666
link to some examples satan
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>>87531666
>complains about board outsiders while doing Reddit spacing
F U C K I N G C L O C K W O R K
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So much reddit spacing and reddit replying in this thread....
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>>87531693

You do know that the neo-nazi propaganda is shilling too, right? There was once a time when Stormfront didn't campaign here, they didn't know 4chan existed, and there was literally no racebait on any boards.

Also, if third world countries had no internet access, there'd be no WB or Disney shills either.
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>>87531800
Funny that the only ones that call this "reddit spacing" are redditors, because the average 4channer wouldn't even know what "reddit spacing" means.

I've been doing this spacing for years and the first time someone accused me of "reddit spacing" I had no fucking idea what they were talking about.
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>>87531930
He says as he Reddit spaces.
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>>87531930
That's because you're a desperate newfag redditor that just got btfo.
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>>87527513
Is there a version with English audio out yet?
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>>87531768
>>87531726

1. >>87527953
2. >>87528145
3. >>87528297
4. >>87528320
5. >>87528413
6. >>87528464
7. >>87528477
8. >>87528530
9. >>87528558

Utterly transparent, all of them. There's a few others that I'm giving the benefit of the doubt.

Seriously, you need to train your guys better for using this site. They post like they're leaving comments on facebook or youtube, and they just end up looking like uncanny valley Stepford anons who don't react to the content of the thread in any way.
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>>87531693
>first thing is literally promoting a product that will result in revenue for the studio
>second thing is an untenable position to hold anywhere but on a mongolion basket weaving forum and is basically a tool to weed out the neurotypicals
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>>87532158
except none of those posts do what you accused them of doing
are you fucking retarded or something?
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saw this yesterday, overall very entertaining, laughed at thi bit but there were some seriously creepy scenes. the black kid seeing him in the alley was fucked up
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>>87532158
The only thing any of these posts do is defend themselves of being shills. There's literally no other instance of any of the other shit you mentioned.
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>>87531319
Do you have to be American to get the joke because I don't get it?
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>>87530485
didn't king write it as if he wasn't exactly sure where his eyes should be pointing? Like he would glance in odd directions somewhat randomly?

Something like that would've been unsettling. Just making him look retarded is not unsettling.
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Fun fact for all of the faggots who can't think of anything else than "shiiiiillllz":
> 88% RT score
> Broke September records

They don't care about you neets who are just going to pirate the shit
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>>87532131
Yes its on the youtubes
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>>87532261

Yes they did, that's why I pointed to them as examples

If you can't read that's not my fault, but it might explain why this simple discussion is being made so difficult
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>>87531587
Nice try Marvel
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>>87528198
God damn is this the level of discourse we are at? Pretending we live in some young adult novel scenario where people on an albanian baking forum are in a constant battle against corporate subterfuge?
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Note to shills, going full damage control every time someone points out blatant obvious shilling just reinforces the idea there are shills all fucking over this site.

The only effective response to accusations of shilling is no response. Just stay on message and let message drown out anything else.

Keep it up and soon the entire site will be nothing but shills that never respond to each other! The ultimate marketing tool!
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>>87532452
most of the posts you linked to were responding to OP or contrarian faggots in the thread
do you ever stop lying?
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>>87532357
It looked like a shark attack to me. Apparently his eyes are completely dependent on his mouth position.
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>>87532379
Breaking records doesn't mean much thanks to hyperinflation, means next to nothing when its 50 million. January movies open to that without fanfare.

Tons of high scores on RT before the movie released also doesn't mean anything, as its happened so many times its not even reaction worthy at this point.
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>>87529969
Warner does shill here though and give gingermod handouts
Picture related and Pick Rickle are the biggest giveaways
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>>87527953
The music with it was incredible too
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>>87532323

>Wow, this looks amazing!
>Haven't watched the movie yet... it actually looks cool as fuck
>Go cuck yourself, babycakes. You guys are still using that word, right?

Totally normal posts that use totally natural language and totally fit the attitude of this board. Sure thing, anon.
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>>87532518
>implying that Friday's numbers are the final ones of the weekend
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>>87532437
You're right. That battle was lost long ago.
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>>87532344
It's just a really cheesy dad joke. Prince Albert is a brand of pipe tobacco and you can buy it in a pouch or a can.
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>>87532452
That was my first post in this thread.
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>>87532549
but you said earlier that shills avoid swearing for some reason
you're getting desperate and starting to contradict yourself
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>>87532554
Negro the highest number is a projection of 50 million for the entire weekend.
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>>87532518
0 films opened in January to $50. The closest was Split with $40
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>>87530894
You mean Bim Turry right? from Cocky Storror?
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>>87532633
Nigga you need to check the trades because everyone is predicting 100+. Literally everyone.
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>>87532549
People aren't allowed to be excited for a movie? Also keep in mind that "thanks lori" tier praise like wow this looks amazing! Is probably ironic shillposting.
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>>87529969
>people thought the movie was good
>the movie was good
You can have one without the other, both at the same time or neither of those.
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>>87531557
The fact that you don't even know we made up "Reddit Spacing" specifically to mess with the children that show up here I have some terrible news for you.
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>>87532705
>everyone literally everyone

such natural language, you can't even tell it a shill!
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>>87532437

This site as a whole gets millions of unique hits every month, and this board is a very popular and fast one, but the format doesn't allow for regular social media advertising strategies which would be more openly disclosed as advertising.

It's still a huge market though, and one which is primarily made up of young middle-class males, who typically have a fair bit of disposable income. Not one that's worth missing out on.

So they resort to standard anonymous forum tactics, which basically means curating a community by pretending to be random members of that community, the idea being that people will believe the hype even if you just made up all the hype by talking to yourself for a few hours every day.

It's not a new tactic, and has been confirmed multiple times by various shills who've turned traitor over the years.

>>87532500

>most of the posts you linked to

Anon he didn't link to any posts
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>>87532783
>he thinks the site isn't filled with people who take literally everything seriously

hola reddito
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>>87532837
>he
Pro-tip: if you keep formatting your posts the same way every time it makes it really obvious. Better luck next time, redditor.
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>>87532833
Or you could click open a few tab and check the news sites and stop being a faggot
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>>87532837
If people wanted to shill they'd do it somewhere where their posts would be seen more, like Reddit, which btw has the same userbase
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>>87532883
is this some 4D chess to try to make it silly to insist you can identify people by how they write by implying two people are the same person?
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>>87532889
You're right! I could just go look at the non-4chan marketing for my information!
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>>87532837
The tactics are slightly different for 4chan.

Doesn't matter whats actually being said in the threads, just as long as they're kept bumped to the front.

Which is what prompts posts like >>87532925.

As the only time 4chan is a secret club is when people correctly call out shills.
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>its a shill thread
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>>87532938
the guy keeps double spacing between every sentence and using the exact same "arguments" over and over
he's a fucking retard who can't even samefag convincingly
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>>87532626

I'm not desperate at all, why the hell would I be? I know what I'm looking at, and pointing it out. Not every post displays the same hallmarks, especially since it's usually one guy with a vpn replying to his own thread, trying to make it all look like a normal conversation.

It is true that they usually refrain from swearing, presumably because they've picked up a habit of using SFW language from working on other social media platforms.
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>>87532666
Adjusting for inflation star wars special edition opened at 55m.

Hell if you look at box office results by month you can literally see the inflation. Ticket sales are down, but monthly gross keeps rising.
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>>87533160
Stop shitting up the board you fucking nigger faggot
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>>87533120
You know the "reddit spacing" thing is on the same level a the "virgin walk" except without any sort of ability to be funny, right?

its calling something most people do a negative to make them selfconscious for shits and giggles.

For tons of people didn't do it, no one would have tried to force a meme about it.

You get that, right?

Right?
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>>87533279
You know exerting effort to swear when it pointed out shills typically won't isn't compelling, right?

also, were you not a shill, what motivation would you have to defend yourself from what could only be total inanity?
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>>87532158
I get paid 0 dollars because this website is as relevant as Myspace. Get the fuck out of here you delusional faggot the movie was decent you're just entering your contrarian complex and want to shit on anything that's new and that's a fact.
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>>87533341
>point out normies
>4CHAN ISN'T YOUR SCRET CLUB!!

>point out shills
>4CHAN IS TOTALLY YOUR SECRET CLUB GUYS NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT THIS SITE AT ALL!!
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Saying 'reddit' or 'shill' needs to result in a ban. This is getting ridiculous
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>>87533120

I don't samefag, because I don't have any reason to, because I'm not the one on damage control right now. Why are you suprised that there's a correlation between people who can format their posts properly and people who can identify transparent shilling?
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>>87533384
Hey look, a reddit shill!
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>>87533214
Yeah but if you have to go back to 97 and adjust for inflation, is that argument valid?

Yes revenue has increased with inflation. Good luck seeing a movie for $3 anymore
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>>87533340
I'm tired of retards like you shitting up the board whenever a new movie comes out. Use a filter if you're tired of the same threads
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>>87533388
>format their posts properly
>properly
yeah you definitely don't belong here
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>>87533459
September fighting with january for being the lowest box office month is always a relevant point.
>>
shillposting has unironically become the worst part of this board and that's fucking impressive because this board is full of shit
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>>87533341

That's hilarious, we actually broke one.

I understand that you're just trying to do your job, mate, but it's a job that's on the same level of dishonesty, sleaze and irritation as "insurance telemarketer" or "personal injury lawyer". You literally just shit spam all day, straight out into the forum that we all come here to use of our own accord, because we like it. It's like turning up to a strangers' book club and just standing in the middle of the room throwing handfuls of leaflets advertising bestsellers into everyone's faces.

It's obnoxious.
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>>87533505
So you're tired of people pointing out that obvious blatant low-effort shilling is obvious blatant low-effort shilling?

And you're trying to say this means you're not a shill?
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>>87533575
It's literally /v/ now
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>>87533574
You're the one who tried bringing January into this lmao. Just accept that the movie is a financial success. You don't have to like it but you can't deny the numbers
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>>87533613
You still haven't posted any proof of anybody shilling in the thread.
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>>87527953
Holy shill, Bateman.
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>>87533459
You're making another good point. 50m in 2017 means dick when tickets cost, normalized for inflation, 3-4 times what they did in, say, '97.
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>>87533034
Literally every person in my neighborhood block is talking about this movie. Some fuck tied a red balloon to a sewer grate near the side of my house. This movie doesn't need shitty 4chan marketing to somehow get revenue. It's popular enough on its own that I'm sure any Warner Bros exec associated with this movie would probably not even know what the fuck 4chan is especially with its alt right reputation. You fags calling shill to people that liked the movie are probably the same retards that thought the crazed clown shit from last year was marketing for this movie.
>dude I'm already onto your new tactic swearing won't make your shill attempts anymore convincing
>>
Honestly? Even if people were literally paid to post content on this board, you would never know it, so constantly shillposting as if, by figuring it out, you're some awesome genius who needs to be acknowledged just makes you into a cunt. May as well trip up, too.

just sage and hide shill threads
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>>87533687
But what does 100m mean
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>>87533635
So you agree that because September and January are, historically, the lowest grossing months, "breaking records" in September and January means nothing?

I think we're making progress.
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>>87533379
Ask one guy in your outside real life about 4chan. If you have one
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>>87532344
i have a joke for americans and europeans

did you hear that americans are now getting handguns in their happy meals from mcdonlards? lol fucking obese gun waving americucks
did you hear what europeans are getting instead of handguns?
qurans
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>>87533749
Less than nothing till it happens.
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>>87533767
And yet both of those months have breakout hits from time to time.
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>>87533548

I've been here more than a decade.

This is the part where you suddenly change your tune and try to claim that having used one site for more than ten years is somehow a bad thing, but ironically you're just highlighting the fact that deep down you know that it's you who doesn't fit in
>>
>>87533772
More than once I've people repeat or send me 4chan memes, then have no clue what 4chan is when asked about it.

They don't even do that shit-eating sniggering when they're following the rules of 4chan.
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>>87533822
I'm gonna love talking to you on Monday
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>>87533602
Talking to you is like talking to a brick wall. I'm a guy with a 6 inch cock who liked the movie is such a bad thing? It's not like you fags have such patrician taste in movies that you feel the need to act like your a exquisite movie critique that always has the best opinion also
>ironic Australian fag
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>>87533843
You mean its easy to act like unimpressive numbers are impressive when the bar is set lower?

You might be on to something.
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>>87527513
>pennywise the dancing clown
>dancing

>>>/wsg/1868245
really makes you think
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>>87533706

>n-no way guys the hype is real, everyone is talking about It

Some of us do actually go outside, faggot. The hype for this movie is lukewarm at best.
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>>87533897
If it happens I'll just chalk it up to this being a totally horrible summer/year for movies so of course the first thing that looks even R E M O T E L Y unique, even though its a remake, will obviously pull above average* performance.

(*for the month of September)
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>>87533932
How about this. Why don't you actually go see the movie. And then come back.
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>>87534035
Because it looks like shit, I'll just download a a decent rip.
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Has the tripfag spamming this movie was gonna flop killed himself yet?
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>>87534035
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1504948396349.webm
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>>87534052
Who pays attention to tripfags?

Oh right, shills, because they're outsiders who don't understand this site.
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>>87534051
Go for it. But it seems like you've already made up your mind
>>
>>87527513
OPPA
HORROR KINO
STYLE
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>>87533575
>wah wah I can't heap praise on a Hot New Flick™ without people accusing me of being a shill
I'm sorry but as long as we have people like >>87528413 you'll have to deal with it. don't worry, in 6 months the discussion will become more nuanced

I refuse to believe there's actual hype for a generic stephen king adaption with middle-of-the-road scary movie color grading
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>>87533907
>I'm a guy with a 6 inch cock
that don't impress me much
uh huh yep yeah
>>
>shill this
>shill that
>no u

holy fuck, has it ever been this bad before? its impossible to discuss anything now
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>>87534108
I'm open to things not being shit, I'm not open to gambling money on that.
>>
>>87534080
This honestly does look scary as fuck
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>>87534146
It's not the best but it gets the job done
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>>87534052
looks like he's still around >>87534089
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>>87534137
Fucking retard
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>>87533907

It's okay, mate, let it out. Grown men also cry.
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>>87534152
There isn't anything to discuss. Its a jumpscare horror movie. Even if it wasn't shilling there still isn't anything to discuss.
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>>87534170
That's understandable. Hey, at least you're willing to give it a shot. That's unlike a lot of people here
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I know a lot of you guys are being cocksuckers and whining or just shitposting back and forth

But I loved the movie and I find the dancing HILARIOUS. Penny himself was fucking funny and he should be, he's a clown for god sakes. I hope we can meme that shit to hell and back because it was my favorite part.
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>>87534192
>a person who seeks attention would point out that no one pays attention to people who seek attention

... I'm at a loss.
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>>87534152

How new are you? Also, are you retarded? The shilling for this movie has been incessant, nearly Star Wars level.
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>>87534203
I'll let out my asshole hairs after I eat popcorn out of your ass while you're sucking my dick
>>
Someone needs to tag every post in this thread that has the word 'shill' in it. I'd guarantee it's at least half
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>>87534298
Stfu shill
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>>87534234

Dude stop

Assuming you're not joking, just let this one die
>>
>>87534179
unmute the audio

Of course gangam style didn't stay viral for more than a few months, so I guess you wouldn't recognize that.
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>>87534339
This thread?
>>
call me a shill all you want, but this was the first time not a single fag in the theater was on their phone
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>>87534080
>have been wanting someone to do interesting suff with focus-lock for years

>this is the first movie to do much of anything with it

>it'll never be used in another movie

feels kinda bad
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>>87534381
the fag next to me was on his phone. explain this one
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>>87534381
That's an odd claim. Tons of movies screened to empty theaters.
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>>87534289
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>>87534381
didn't see anyone on their phones Thursday but today I saw some fat cunt fucking snapchatting
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>>87534378

Yes.
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>>87527513
yes
>webm related
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>>87534137
>hot new flick

When the fuck am I supposed to talk about a movie, fuckface? After your Board Sanctioned 6 Month waiting period? Maybe just don't post if it's shitty retard.

I'll have my discussions with or without your fucking shitposting faggot, this is my board too.
>>
>>87534428
I work at a theater, slow day, just stuck my head in a screening of IT, I didn't see anyone either.
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>>87534464
fair enough but i wish we COULD maturely talk about pennywise. it's cute:(
>>
The long face lady was scarier in my opinion.
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>>87531693
The absolute state of 2017 normies
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>>87534195
no but seriously
the demographics doesn't add up. 17-27 white males who post on 4chan wouldn't post more about a stephen king adaptation than something like baby driver.
I'm not making a statement about quality here but there should be as much discussion about It as there was about annabelle creation or the mummy
either someone is shilling or someone is memeing a shilling effort
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this or
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>>87534519

Now you're being fucking creepy
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>>87534485
you can talk about whatever you want.

the problem is there isn't anything to talk about with this movie. Its just a jumpscare movie. They dropped all lore and ideas that pennywise was controlling the town.

Which makes all the constant shilling obvious. As its just a bunch of posts that don't say anything.
>>
>>87534625
or this
>>
>critics say it's good
>Normies say it's good
>/Tv/ hates it
Nothing new here
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>>87534599
The demographics of 4chan is, typically,
>gets all their movies from the pirate bay
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>>87534663
>hacks paid to convince normies to watch movies loved it

Thats real surprising
>>
>>87534661
this one because 1990 bev didn't strip down to her bra and panties in front of all of the losers like a whore
>>
>>87534625
>>87534661
bev isn't supposed to be hot as fuck. That's the entire point of the character.
>>
>>87534484
>Let's make this guy a huge asshole.
>But not racist, that'd be too mean.
>>
>>87527953
Jesus Christ it's BvS marketing all over again
>>
>>87534625
im convinced hollywood tries to make every man a pedophile
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>>87534630
I literally want to fuck the clown, there's a lot of us clownfuckers man. Look at his dick sucking lips, his cute nose, and if you saw this part his jingling bells. Fuck, I'd slam that CLUSSY all night.
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>>87534599
I know the word autism gets thrown around here a lot, but by what metric are you comparing supposed demos to their interest in shit? You realize every person in that "demo" is a unique human with unique life experiences, right?

I dunno man I've been here for too long, I'm 30, and I read the book and am excited to talk about the movie, which was good. Fuck me for coming to the TV and film board???
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>>87534234
>meme that shit to hell and back

Honestly shills, make an effort in future.
>>
>>87534742
The idea that kids don't like looking at hot kids is kinda, ya know, fucking stupid, ya know?
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>>87532783
>we
>please leave
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>>87534645
I don't know if you didn't see it or didn't read the book but it's a beautifully adapted work with tons of hints and jabs for the book lovers while still making a coherent and enjoyable movie for normies. I dunno if you've been paying attention, but that's really fucking rare in this industry. It's worth supporting. I legitimately went to the theater to give the producers my funbucks so more shit like this gets made.
>>
>>87534769
yo hold up

did you just imply

that an individual

an individual

ain't got nothing to do with

nothin at all

nothin to do with their demographic??

yo nigga you so ain't be belongin here.
>>
>>87527953
Don't listen, this guy is the same one behind literally every defending shill post any time someone calls out how dumb the clown looks.
>>
>>87534599
Annabelle Creation and The Mummy were poorly written garbage. This is not.
>>
>>87534645
>just a bunch of posts that don't say anything.

>>87534836
>a post that doesn't say anything

... man cmon
>>
>>87534699
This. If a movie is popular that just means they spent most of the marketing budget on shills.
Everything is shit and it's all because of the Jews.
>>
>>87534762
Well goddamn I gotta agree. That is a cute as fuck clown right there.

Reminds me of that blonde fake-freckle twink that got upset that no one wanted to fuck him when he wasn't acting like a cute little boy with fake freckles.
>>
>>87534762
oh wow you're right, now i wanna fuck this clown too
>>
>>87527513
The stabilization effect looks as bad as the GoPro shit in The Hobbit. I am not even memeing or anything, this looks bad. I don't know how you can defend this
>>
>>87534769
>Fuck me for coming to the TV and film board???

Perfect example of a shill. No one who frequents 4chan would refer to boards by their full name. They'd use /tv/. I actually HAVE been coming here for too long and it's like the first thing newfags learn.
>>
>>87535130
I've been here longer than you. Get off my board.
>>
>not scary
>not funny
>not original
Why all the hype? It's just another generic horror shit. Is it all about MUH NOSTALGIA?
>>
>>87535130
>No one who frequents 4chan would refer to boards by their full name.
there's literally one post that does that every time some faggot posts an off-topic thread
congratulations on outing yourself though
>>
>>87527513
feeds on fear
LMAO olololololololoololloloooolhahahahahahahhahahaholaohlaholhaohlahloashaohlaoh
>>
>bited half of the hand of not even scared kid
>can't give even a fucking scratch to scared to shit kids in the house.
What the fuck?
>>
>>87534684
it's also a demo that affects the surrounding discussion since they crusade against stuff in comment fields and reviews.
I'm not saying there's a shilling effort but if there is, that would be reason

>>87534769
there are movies that are huge hits that are never discussed here, stuff like transformers and fast and the furious. there's also stuff that isn't fuck huge but obviously hit all marks with the demo (drive, john wick) and is discussed to death
'it' doesn't hit the demo any more than other scary movies that have been released recently and it honestly looks pretty middling. there have been too many threads for me not to be suspicious of shilling, sorry

talk away, I wont bother. I normally don't call out shills or whatever but there's no way there isn't a concerted effort (either shilling or meming) to post about this
>>
>>87535169
Why all the hype?
Because it's a good movie?
>>
>>87535246
Okay but this isn't something we can "agree to disagree" on. If you continue to enter It threads and shitpost about shills, you are part of the problem.
>>
>>87535246
>looks pretty middling

So you're saying you haven't seen it. But you go into it's threads and shitpost. Got it.
>>
I honestly hate /tv/

You can't be positive about a movie without being called a shill.

Hell, if you dont like a marvel or DC movie you get called a shill
>>
>>87535255
Again. It's not scary, not original, no good memorable lines. No suspense. Full of plot holes and not explained shit. Good acting and visuals though.
>>
>>87535374
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
>>
>>87528145
>You guys are still using that word, right?

Way to out yourself.
>>
>>87535295
I want you to agree that there are too many threads about a by-the-book modern horror movie

>>87535335
yea I only have time for shitposting on /tv/. haven't seen the mummy or annabelle either
I've seen the other scary movie by the director and it's middling shit. the incessant posting about this movie compared to other mediocre stuff interest me more than the actual movie
>>
>>87535488
Honestly, if it was for a movie you really liked, you wouldn't be bitching. I loved the book and the movie was cool, I don't mind seeing more It threads than fucking Sneed threads.
>>
>>87535295
all I'm getting from your posts is "STOP TALKING ABOUT SHILLS ITS MAKING IT HARDER TO SHILL!!"
>>
>>87535353
You can be positive about anything, but when the board becomes flooded with threads about it, dozens of posts saying that Tim Curry was shit and hundreds of posts about how absolutely perfect the film and deny any criticism the regular users become a bit suspect.
>>
>>87535353
>say nothing of value or note
>get called a person who is paid to do that

uh huh
>>
>>87535571
I liked game of thrones discussion when there was something to discuss and people did something other than spam memes back and forth.

Of course the discussion went to shit before the show went to complete shit... I think...

I also liked breaking bad but hated seeing posts about it because they were all stupid.
>>
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>>87527513
>>87527953
the stabilization really gets me
>>
>>87528080
>>87528230
>>87528418
I keep seeing this "shill" concept. Will someone PLEASE point me to the agency that will pay me to shitpost on /tv/?
>>
>>87527953
yes, this sounds like a legitimate post on /tv/
>>
>>87536100
its a pennies a day style job. You have to be a third worlder for it to be a meaningful amount of money.

Its easier to get NEETbux and NEETbux will be a meaningful amount of money.
>>
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>>87536100
nice try shill but your jewish tricks won't work on me
>>
>>87527953

nigga we are literally watching it right now, it looks fucking awful
>>
imagine being so insecure you jump in to defend a shitty movie as though theyre talking about you
>>
is there an english torrent up yet?
>>
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>>87532783
>we
God I fucking hate this. Fuck you.
>>
>>87536322
imagine being so attached to your "board culture" that you make multiple threads complaining about an imaginary shill epidemic
>>
>>87538031
kys retard
>>
>>87527953
This, that shit was fucking creepy in the actual movie.
>>
anybody have a camrip for us Floridians playing subnautica right now?
>>
>>87534625
Was this meant to turn ON or OFF pedophiles?
>>
>>87534726
Yeah she was. Everyone who saw her was struck by the fact that she was going to be a beautiful woman when she grew up.
>>
I liked all the dick jokes from Richie.
I liked how Stan was the only one who would ever use the kick stand on his bike.
I liked how awkward everyone was around Bev during the swimming scene.
I liked the Bev/Bill romance
Henry Bowers was good, he really felt insane.

I didn't like how they changed Mike's story or how little character development he was given.
I didn't like how they didn't use the Indian Smoke-hole or the Ritual of Chüd.
Not enough Turtle.
>>
>>87527513
God I love that scene
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