>Saturday night Why are you here?

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>>87527413
Beers and films OI OI

>>87527413
nigga its 3pm

>>87527413
To find out if you can take off the mask

>>87527413
checking pre-release DVD/Blu-Ray "Mummy", AMA if You want

>>87527413
I don't have friends

watching college football posting about movies, going grocery shopping later
>comfy Saturday

Actually its Sunday morning

just to suffer

>>87527507
How informational is the commentary?
Do they hype up universals dark universe cinematic universe?

>>87527413
It's fucking 2PM in the afternoon here, you Euro, neckbeard loser.

>>87527487
you from canada ontario?

>>87527413
Eating lunch and shitposting. West Coast, Best Coast.

>>87527554
this

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>>87527554
Y-you feel it too don't you?

>>87527413
I'm wallowing in my own sadness and being anti social
What else?

>>87527413
It's not even the afternoon

>>87527413
2pm senpai

>>87527487
>>87527539
>>87527580
>>87527695
wtf there are different timezones?

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>>87527413
>>87527554
>>87527651
these

The hurricane is going to kill me and I want to spend the few hours of phone battery charge i have left calling people faggots

>>87527767
You'll be fine nigger

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Pick one for me

Waiting for Monday locked away on a goat ranch waiting to go to rehab. Got handed a box of DVD to keep me occupied as Im locked away.

Currently watchingdistrict 9

>>87527560
documentary, specially over 20 minutes interview with kurtzman and cruise explain everything you miss in movie. they even explain why Nick is so plain and 'lame' and it was intentional, according to Cruise

to be honest, after listening these I totally see what Alex and Cruise vision was. Feel sorry that audience expected another indiana jones rip-off instead actual refreshing idea. Personally I couldn't find better way to bring 'classic monsters around us' in XXI century any other way

bonus content is wellworth, almost 1:30 hour of stuff. lots of behind scenes material, lots of back information, i can't belive how having so much material prepared, theatral release was such a mess.

also, when you see sets, effects (whole plane interrior made of soft-materials, to use inside zero-g jet and make sure actors don't get harm shocked me. you see military plane or ladder in movie - then you realise it is just sponge but looking so fucking real.

also mummyfu freaks gonna love over 10 minutes Ahmanet behind scenes material, including graphic novel

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>>87527413
I didnt make any real friends in college and go through girlfriends to fill the void. But i am nogf at the moment

>>87527796
the youngest

>>87527796
tianna but she seems to be a complete stacy

just pump n dump

>>87527413
op is a janitor/mod/auto-thread bot that started this one to make the board look alive.

>>87527796
Pick the annoying whore with no substance

>>87527796
Smelliot. You know it to be true

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I want to watch kino tonight but can't even do that because it's Gay Pride day in my fucking city and it's so fucking loud.

Might have to break out the headphones which isn't that comfy

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>>87527873
Where can I send my pitch for black lagoon

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>>87528071

>>87528002
WHO DIS?

>>87527413
I literally have no friends or family. I spend all my spare time shitposting trying to get (you)s so I feel like I'm interacting with people

>>87528126
no idea, maybe ask universal social media workers, i m just a DVD reviewer

>>87528002
who?

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>>87528251
always willing to help a brotha out

It's 5:30am on a Sunday and I just got home from working nightshift at the casino.

>>87528347
Watch out guys. It's Kyle "Motherfucker" Reese.

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I'm a 27yo college dropout and never had a job.

>>87527536
>"""foot"" ball

>>87528434

what the fuck are you doing with your life

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>go to dining room to eat breakfast before heading home from college this morning
>see Stacy I recently fell in love with with fat friend getting food in distance
>rush to the aisle adjacent her line of sight
>grab a cookie and head out with still hungry
>go to bus stop
>everyone's with friends on what must be a /comfy/ Saturday
>sit alone waiting for the bus

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I asked my friends if they wanted to see It today but none responded. They don't do anything but sit around and drink anyway


And they all have wives too. And here I am, dick in hand, haven't been on a date in a year...


I'm seeing a psychologist about my anxiety at least. Have a second appointment Wednesday...

>>87528434
Why?

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It's not even 4pm bro. If I had to wager a guess, though, I'll still be here for the rest of the night

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>>87528788
>>87528999
Why not.
Mommy cooks for me and buys me clothes already, why work 8h a day.

>>87529071
You're gonna die of depression or something else in your late 40s btw

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>>87527413
>night
Eurocuck detected.

How do you guys deal with tfw no gf?

>>87529071
In case you're not larping stop this ASAP.

>>87529188
Crying and masturbating

>>87529125
>late 40s
I hope I don't last that long

>>87527413
To sneedpost, Mr. Big Dead Meme.

>>87529188
>feeling anything at all
newfig

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>>87527796
How the fuck.
I'm thrilled if I even get two fucking matches and I spent a fucking day working on myself with beauty products and lighting what the fuck does your profile look like Chad?

>>87527796
kaylee in the middle.

>>87529188
Exercise and just go outside, Jesus. Get a real hobby. I wasted my teen years and early twenties like this, you don't have to. I can go out now and talk to women and get a date for tonight, I've done it before and I've got one set up for tomorrow - and I'm fat and mustached.

>>87529267
I have gone full circle from feels to no feels back to feels a lá L'Étranger by Albert Camus

>>87529336
I'm literally lifting in between posts after a long break from lifting. Dunno what to do for hobbies or people because I just moved to a new city and it's kinda quiet. Also I'm 24 next month so that ship may have sailed.

What do I do except lift?

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>>87529194
Never.
Materialism doesn't tempt me one bit, all I need is shitposting and good old PS2 games. Not reproducing isn't even out of the ordinary anymore.

it's 4pm but I'll still be here tonight drinking rum and eating chicken pot pie desu

>>87529188
Waifus and Karate.

>>87529409
You're the only one that can answer that, I can't just throw things out there and see what might interest you. You may as well Google "how to humanize myself."

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And when you want to live how do you start? where do you go? who do you need to know?

>>87527413
because theres a hurricane about to deepthroat florida like a varsity cheerleader and im gonna be in the eye of the bitch. im not going anywhere

>>87527413
because I'm in Florida

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>>87527413
Just kill me Bane

>>87529442
Your mom will not always be around. And you're missing out on human relationships.

>>87529291
Stop trying hard and you'll be fine

>>87527796
Emma is the only one that looks comfy.

>>87529291
Women can smell despair from a mile away and your polished up pics and bio ooze it

>>87529291
I highly doubt that webm is legitimately of some anon here

>>87529654
Not the guy you're responding too,
but my mom is already dead and I barely have support network (that is, if you count the two people used to work with). What do you recommend for an optimistic guy to attain these human relationships, seems like half the time my anxiety gets in the way 99% of the time.

>>87529704
>>87529735
How does one "not care" and take a photogenic picture?

>>87529188
As if having a gf is a good thing.
tfw no dating though. That's real pain my man.

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Shitposting while watching college football and later tonight Im going out to a bar to watch more college football but there is gonna be some singer that was in some reality show so there will probably be some stacys there I can talk to while I destroy my liver for the 3rd straight day until I wake up tomorrow and go to the same bar and watch pro football for the 4th day. Also, Im betting a few games to spicy it up a little. Being a degenerate loser is awesome.

>>87529188
path of the warrior is long and lonely

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>>87529742
Rude poster
>>87529820
>and I spent a fucking day working on myself with beauty products and lighting
Stop doing that

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>>87529580
no.
youre punishment must be more severe.

>>87530077
How do we know you haven't just nicked another blokes picture to chat up these birds, you cheeky bugger?

Cause the girls im hanging with at the bar are at the toilet and im passing the time, to make it /tv/ related; IT was 8/10.

>>87530151
torture..?

>>87530161
If I did that I'd have the type of instagram bimbos I was reallt hoping to get. and the girls I've super liked would have liked back;_;

>>87530324
The ones you've got look pretty hot to me anon

>>87530077
Alright, let's see what "your natural" post looks like mate.

>>87530077
show us some of your conversations

>>87527741
Arrogant Americunts think they are the world. Shocker.

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>>87530303
yes..
but not of youre body.

>>87529296
This anon gets it.

>>87530597
you shitpost like a young man, with nothing held back

admirable, but mistaken

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>>87530366
Sure, but all I want is an instgram bimbo like picture related
>>87530409
I can post a what celeb do you look like thing. I'm not posting my race here though since I know there's a handful of people in this area that post and one from /asp/. My bio just says "I like films and my mom still dresses me" "instagram: maybe if you're intersting"

>>87530736
Thicccc

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>>87530736
>race
FACE
>>87530790
>tfw fell for the basic ig bitch meme and can't get out

patiently waiting

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>>87530736
>>87530858

is there any porn with these "looks" that isn't just nigged with aniston?

>>87530736
(tries too hard poster) I checked out that site and I look like Vinny Guadagnino / Kirk Acevedo.

Don't know how I can use this information, but there you go.

im not sure
i dont really post mostly just lurk
maybe someday ill kick the habbit of coming here

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>>87527796
Jordyn looks approachable and she knows too much make up lets her looks like a whore

>>87531411
i believe in you

>>87527413
5 PM.
Have the flu.
Still in jammies from last night
Should An Hero

>>87529188
Trust me.
You're better off on your own.

"GF"s are a trap.

>>87527413
Hurricane has shut everything down.

Because I have given up

>>87527413
I unironically can't remember the last time someone asked me to hang out

hangover, migrane, now fuck off bane

>>87527796
I miss using tinder. Pretty fun interacting with a wide range of characters. My first month using it I had somewhere close to 200 matches and it was amazing. I had a hard time keeping tracking of all the conversations so I stopped swiping for a while and just committed to a select few matches and had fun with them. Great app. Really helped me polish up my socializing skills.

>>87527507
Sofia is a cute but I didn't care for the movie. Much preferred Dracula Untold.

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>>87527413
>>87529550
Alright you Florida faggots, explain why you didn't evacuate

>>87532429
Probably because they didn't want their manga figurines looted by niggers.

>>87532308
ok, however it kinda miss point of bringing monsters to XXI century, which was main Dark Universe idea.
Dracula Untold was too much of orgin-story, where only final bits were XXI-centuried.
Mummy tried it quite well. failing on some aspects but still tried.
I'm wondering how they plan to set bride of frankenstein in nowdays timeline.

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Because I have no gf and anon is my only friends.

>>87532790
It's nice being friends with you anon

>>87527511
99% of /tv/ didn't need to post after this, you already did so for us.

>>87528002
POST MOAR

>>87527413
Going to a NFL game tomorrow so I'm taking it easy tonight. Morning beers will be here before I know it

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>>87532915
Y-you too.

>>87530991
second pic is literally from a porno

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I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S NOT NIGHT TIME FOR YOU FAGGOTS. JUST DO THE DAMN FUCKING MEME AND MOVE ALONG

>>87532790

Wow >she's really filled out since the last time I saw her. Looking thicc