>watch movie
>it's good
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>go on /tv/ excited to find some good discussions about movie
>IT FUCKING SUCKS SHILL
>>87527359
>watch movie
>it's bad
>go on /tv/ to argue about it
>turns out I completely missed the point
>>87527359
>actually watching and enjoying movies and not over-analyzing every single aspect of them
>watch movie with friends
>they all like it, while you think it sucks
It made me feel bad but I'll go to my grave knowing GotG and the imitation game were shit movies
>>87527359
shit! can I borrow your time machine anon?
>how can good movies be real when my eyes aren't real?
>watch "kino"
>it's bad
>>87527359
>show someone movie i like
>can tell they aren't enjoying it
>watch movie
>on the fence about how you feel
>first review you read is a negative one
>hate the movie
>>87529399
>first review was from armond white
>>87529399
>see movie
>have no real feelings about it
>solicit opinions on /tv/
>pick one that seems smart
>later present it as your own opinion
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