name 1 time he was wrong

>>87527356
He stole that answering machine message from Richard Lewis

He did shit with the Argentinian NT and utterly failed when he came back to Boca.

back seat argument with ben stiller

>>87527852

Agreed, plain disrespectful.

>>87527356
when he killed the swan

>>87527356
He shot Tony.

He was fine when Funkhouser let himself in to Larrys house and listened to them fuck.

The Tivo guy.

when he stole the head off the doll

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>>87527356
Order it with less sauce, retard

>>87527356
hang up on his wife who was in a near death situation

>>87529639
He didn't know she was at the time you doof

Beloved cunt.

>>87527356
He was wrong about global warming.

>>87527852
As with everything, he is logically correct in this case because of course it doesn't make a difference, but socially we have ideas about what is and isn't right, and you should always listen to what people want when in their car/house, or using their property

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Who was in the wrong here

>>87527356
hanging up on Cheryl on the plane.

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>>87529596
>stole the head
DECAPITAAAATEEEED

>>87529697
he didn't even try to listen to what she was saying

>>87529753
That one was too over the top. Who could actually believe he would request that AND that the paper would willingly print it.

>>87527852
>having to get out of a car and change seats because the driver is that insecure

Yelling at his friend's daughter to shut the fuck up when he was a guest in their house

>>87527356
When he stole flowers from that memorial site.

>>87530730
She was fucking awful at singing. He saved her from embarrassment desu

When he ate the dog's ice cream

>>87530855
why, dead people don't know they're gone or need them

Stealing flowers from a roadside memorial

>>87530979
it would have melted by the time they got back with it

>>87530979
That was Jeffs fault.

Giving Richard Lewis his kidney nearly killed him.

>>87530985
Yes, because that is the point.

>>87527852
It was a short ride though

>doesn't want to say thank you to the wife

When he shushed Michael J Fox for talking over the background music.
This seemed like a case where in another episode, someone could shush Larry for the same thing and he'd react with outrage.

>>87527852
Larry has never been more right than he was in that situation. Who the hell cares what seat you're in when it's just a couple of minutes?

>>87529639
She wasn't. Only a retard would panic because of turbulence.

>>87527356
When he dug up his mom's grave so she'd be buried somewhere "nice"

>>87529953
Eric the clown

>>87529753
Wasn't his fault

>>87530855
>When he stole flowers from that memorial site.

This. This is the worst thing of all. Mainly because he went back and did it again. No excuse.

>>87531041
Yeah like the dog would care about that.

>>87527356
He didnt go for the Palestinian 3some

>>87533815
>He didnt go for the Palestinian 3some

he probably did though

>>87527356
Everything he did in the sponge cake episode was wrong. He's usually in the right though.

>>87527477
kek

>>87530276
He was busy.

>>87529953
george, if only for getting caught

>>87529633
>>87530730
>>87530855
These are the only things I can think of

>>87529953
George because the lid was closed, meaning the eclair had been absorbing the disgusting air inside the container.

>>87529633
that was a legit complaint. do you expect every customer in the restaurant to know he puts too much sauce on beforehand?

he's wrong at least 20% of the time but no more than 40% of the time

>>87534119
Didn't the sponge cakes save Susie, though?

Stole the jersey from the wrong guy.

>>87534723
Most of the things he's right about are things that he shouldn't bring up or should drop immediately even if he is right, though.

>>87529828
t. never had a friend in his life

Also if you've never had a flanders/homer relationship with someone? It's fucking great

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What the FUCK was his problem?

>>87529275
excellent work anon

>>87534843
>Also if you've never had a flanders/homer relationship with someone? It's fucking great

From which side? I'd rather not have a friend who accidentally kills my wife.

>>87534813
agreed but i only think he shouldn't because of people's reaction and he doesn't seem to care one bit

>>87534901
Don't be so soft. I've told me neighbor I would shoot his dog and he said he would crush my car with his backhoe(separate events) and we get along fine.

>>87527356
>name 1 time he was wrong

that time he thought that Oscar the dog had been killed and cooked by caterer. He even did the lie detection thing and was wrong.

>>87530999
I don't think any episode made me laugh harder, but he was definitely in the wrong there.

all the time. thats the point of this sitcom

>>87535105
the point is to show how fucking soft everybody is

>>87530855
>>87531255
>>87533699
>>87534489
great. reddits arrived.
It is LITERALLY a victimless crime.

There should be no fucking punishment for not disposing of bodies properly, grave robbery, necrophilia or even taking the headstone off a grave (not sure if they considered that a separate crime in my trial)

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>>87535171
>these people disagree with my dumb opinion, so they must be reddit

>>87530999
>>87535081
why he was being eco and financially smart by using the same flowers for two separate purposes.

It's actually genius you're just too immature to understand I guess.

>>87535281
prove to me how it isn't a victimless crime

>>87535358
The victim is the one who set up the memorial and left the flowers.

Disrespected the currently residing POTUS when he dumped that lady with the George W. Bush picture.

I don't care what your politics are - you need to show respect for the office.

>>87535358
So if someone stole flowers from your mother's grave, you would be fine with it?

>>87534686
>"30% less sauce and you're hired!"
That was easy

>>87534751
only because the bitch threw them out. She could've donated them.

>>87535438
>you need to show respect for the office

ah hahaha faggot

>>87535633
nonetheless, a good deed was done and Larry was responsible, sort of, indirectly.

this was pretty annoying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq6icvSJq9g

>>87535423
>>87535443
So they just left some flowers on the ground and somehow the rest of us are just supposed to recognize this particular grounds significance. That significance being "this spot of ground in public is a place I can leave things that are not meant to be stolen".

If I just leave my wallet in the middle of times square for four hours, should I be shocked someone would take it? I was holding a memorandum for my childhood dog leaving my wallet in that spot!

How are the rest of us supposed to distinguish any flowers on the ground apart from each other? Flowers that lost, forgetten, unwanted and these other flowers that apparently only serve the purpose of sitting in one particular spot. Am I just to infer the previous owners intention when I find piece of what might have been property in public?

I took boy scouts on a field trip just last week to pick up trash. Should we have not picked up that trash because maybe its previous owners were returning?

Absurd. You leave it on the ground. You renounce ownership of it. Never been on a date I didn't stop by the local graveyard first.

>>87535171
>There should be no fucking punishment for not disposing of bodies properly, grave robbery, necrophilia or even taking the headstone off a grave (not sure if they considered that a separate crime in my trial)
You do know that there are crimes that people are prosecuted for that are victimless, right? That's not the only prerequisite.

>>87535438
the president is a niggerlover

larry was clearly in the wrong here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoPPGoa9y6Y

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>>87529596
>>87530044
Possibly my favorite episode.
>that fucking ending

>>87530044
STOLE IT FOR GOD KNOWS WHAT REASON
SOME VOODOO SHIT YOURE DOIN

>>87527356
When he screwed over that guy and himself, because he pick that Jewish lawyer.

>>87535821
its madness. You're preventing me from living my life you sick twisted fucks. Rise up with me. Reject these nonsense laws.

when he brought the restaurant's silverware to his limo driver

that was just stupid honestly and i usually agree with larry

>>87535758
Oh, fuck off.
You don't put cashews first on the bag if they're only a small minority of the actual contents of the bag. Dave Schwimmer's dad was a fucking scumbag.

>>87527356
he let a FAMILY OF NIGGERS live in his house

>>87535791
>So they just left some flowers on the ground and somehow the rest of us are just supposed to recognize this particular grounds significance. That significance being "this spot of ground in public is a place I can leave things that are not meant to be stolen".
Yes. That is clear to anyone that isn't socially retarded.
>If I just leave my wallet in the middle of times square for four hours, should I be shocked someone would take it? I was holding a memorandum for my childhood dog leaving my wallet in that spot!
No that totally different and dumb to compare.
>How are the rest of us supposed to distinguish any flowers on the ground apart from each other? Flowers that lost, forgetten, unwanted and these other flowers that apparently only serve the purpose of sitting in one particular spot. Am I just to infer the previous owners intention when I find piece of what might have been property in public?

I took boy scouts on a field trip just last week to pick up trash. Should we have not picked up that trash because maybe its previous owners were returning?
Again, don't be socially retarded

You ain't Larry. Stop trying so hard.

>>87535791
this is clearly bait, so here's your (You). the picture of Funkhouser's mother establishes that it is a roadside memorial. only a complete autist would fail to recognize it.

or would you just steal the picture, too?

>>87536248
The Blacks were great.

>>87527852
What the fuck is your fucking problem?

Telling his co-worker that his 8 year old son had a huge penis was just pure autism on Larrys part

>>87534876
>Dad is a faggot who overcharges for bags of raisins with one cashew
>rats on people to Stewardesses
>blames people who find and later lose a watch for the initial loss of the watch
>can't dance

This season reinforced my hatred of Schwimmer.

>>87536248
Racist much?

He shouldn't have sent that text message in all caps to the girl with the itchy pussy.

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>>87537099
I need to rewatch huh

Fantasizing about Susie was pretty wrong.

Thinking that Hasidim only have sex through a hole in the sheet was wrong, though that wasn't entirely his fault.

>>87537524
Speaking of that second one, bringing dirty clothes along when he was supposed to have sex with the dry cleaner was pretty thoughtless.

He didn't take his shoes off when he was a guest in another person's home.

>>87537682
what, are you not American or something?

When he starts calling someone a cunt for no reason.

>>87537682
Fuck that golfer with the bolo hat on tho

>>87537740
what, are you not British or something?

>>87535758

Jesus, Ross is funny.

After the miracle of winning Cheryl back, he blew it by insisting that she call Julia and tell her that she was the one who ruined the coffee table or whatever.

>>87537740
>it's Larry's fault he ran into the PC police

Chet's shirt

He literally had 3 and gave Ted the shitty one

twice

>>87527356
KRUP YOU

When he goes to the bathroom in his friends house despite it being against the rules and gets the nanny fired. Also mentioning the size of his friend's kid's dick to him, causing problems later on.

Also not hiring Ted's chef cause one of the dishes was "too saucy" even though they had no backup chef.

You know, the point of the show isn't Larry David trying to show you how he is always right.

>>87537855
But she did ruin the table, it was her fault. ???? So he wasn't wrong. People should accept responsibility for their actions and make amends for them. He was entirely right. Cheryl was acting like a teenage girl.

People cant just go around putting rings on peoples wood, disrespecting the wood and the person and then getting away with it!

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Stopping Sammy from singing. Yeah, it was a shitty "gift" and the singing was bad, but still not a nice thing to do.

>>87529189
Self defense, the clearest case ever seen on tv or in real life.

>>87538141
well not exactly, thats true. but the point is to show that American social norms are bizarre.

>>87536044
He was doing a good deed and they didn't need to call the police over it. Literally all it would've taken was one trip outside to show the box of food and hear the driver saying "I don't have any silverware" to understand that Larry wasn't trying to abuse his celebrity status like the judge was going off on him for.

>>87538351
He also lied about it multiple times to the Japanese guy's face tho

>>87531171
>nearly

>>87537855
Anon, do you respect wood?

>>87532947
They buried her with whores and suicides! He was a loving son for getting her moved.

>>87530730
>>87530932

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>87533699
Property left on public roadways, especially floral debris becomes litter. Its.like claiming an empty soda bottle or cigarette butt is stolen when picked up.

>>87538550
I WAS SINGING AND LARRY TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cracks me up every time.

Larry David is my favorite jew tbqh

>>87538726
To be quite frank, Ann is my fav

>>87538128
I'm Larry David. I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties.

only dumb, brianwashed women care about flowers. larry was in the right taking them from the gravesite

>>87538805
teehee

>>87538899
He was never more right.

>>87538351
You wouldn't be saying that if it was a white swan

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>I've only started watching it from the beginning couple of episodes
>mfw these replies and the depth of his depravity

Gonna enjoy this show

>going into the women's restroom and hugging a little girl

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>>87538128
>>87538890

>>87529275
Thank you for the comment anon.

>>87540802
she hugged him m8

Not picking up the ball

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>>87538726
same

>>87540802
Literally nothing wrong with it

>>87541053
wasn't that the same episode he refused to take off his shoes in someone else's house?

Affirmative action joke to black guy he literally just met without any kind of lead in

>>87534751
>>87534119
Whatever happened to Susie's baby, though?

>>87541129
Yes, 'Porno Gil'

>>87538323
Maybe you're right, but I wish I could do that. I would love to have told her to shut the fuck up.

>>87527852
If it was more than 5 minutes I would say he was wrong. Since it was fewer, he was in the right.

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>>87535879
>Larrys shocked face and then running to the window

Gets me everytime

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>jeff cums on larrys blanket and doesn't clean up
>larry cums on Sammies teddybear

why did he do it? That's a drastic escalation

>>87541053
No, fuck that

>>87533815

I'm fairly certain Suzy has a throwaway comment that references this at some point. She says something along the lines of "you still owe us Larry for the Palestinian incident"

When he made that flippant and disrespectful comment about his friends miscarriage

>>87527477
Chupala puto de mierda aguante Bianchi gil

>>87527356
he pees sitting down

that time he almost let susie drown because he went back to put down his blackberry, then went back AGAIN to cover it with a blanket

there was literally nobody else on the fucking beach

>>87535828
check again friendo, not anymore

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>>87541081
My yamulke almost fell off I'm so flustered!
HEINEMAN!

>>87542166
Nah, there's always the possibility. People are always getting shit stolen on the beach.

>>87542166
I mean sammy, fuck

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>>87527356
He fucked up right here

>>87542166
survival of the fittest. Larry was just letting nature take it's course.

>>87527356
The objectively correct answer is when his wife called him from the airplane thinking she would die and he told her to call him back because of the TV repair guy.

>>87529562
>>87542403
This.

>>87541129
I understand that in someone else's home you can't just play by your own rules, but they acted completely psycho and in general is a fucking asshole move to do that shit even if it's just the shoes. I would personally have no problem with taking my shoes off, but mant people don't feel comfortable without shoes in public and it's perfectly fine. Not picking up the ball, well sometimes I also don't know if lean in or don't go and it's obviously awkward, but not to the point of having a feud over some shit like that. In general he just dealt with crazy people with a very skewd perspective.

>>87542142
Pathetic.

SHUT UP. THIS GUY WAS LITERALLY WRONG EVERY TIME WHEN A WOMAN APPROACHED HIM. HE FUCKED UP HIS CHANCES TO GET LAID.

>>87542585
He didn't know she was crazy initially but if someone welcomes you as a guest in their home, it's not that hard to take off the shoes if they're really asking you to do so.

>>87542713
I dunno, after spending so much time on 4chan and seeing the amount of foot fetish weirdos i've started to feel weird about going barefoot around strangers.

>>87542354
SHELP
YOUR DIRTY
FUCKING
CLOTHES

>>87542713

you're probably not someone who wears a lot of height in his shoes. As a 5'11" guy who wears thick shoes, you wouldn't understand the embarrassment I feel when I have to take them off and it's revealed I'm not really a handsome 6'1" stallion, but am in fact the king of the manlets, a beta sub-6'0" subhuman.

>>87527356
>it's a larry puts himself in a situation where he looks like he's doing something wrong when in fact it's just retarded episode

>>87542769
naw man. the foot thing is totally a meme. in fact, if you cover up your feet you're admitting that the foot fetishists (that don't even exist) won. show your feet. let those puppies breathe.

>>87542910
>it's a heehee everyone's retarded except for me except when you think about it I'm also retarded episode

oh wait that's every episode

>>87527356
Not fucking a girl because she had a picture of George Bush in her room.

>>87542980
That was the most right he's ever been.

>pissing on a picture of Jesus

>>87527356
does anyone ever feel like they're living in that reality where stupid stuff happens for for no reason over and over? stuff you can't control unless you never leave the house?, that show reminds me of all that crap and it makes me feel sort of schizophrenic at times.

>>87543027
Accident

>>87536564
J. B. Smoove as Leon is one of the all time greatest character additions to a show

>>87543070
I'm gonna need an example before I pass judgement.

Not congratulating Jeff on his new car.

>>87543008
Yeah, if you're a closet faggot looking for an excuse to get out

>>87537099
NO I DON'T WATCH 'WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE' I'M AN ADULT!!!!

>>87543122
well like walking down the street and finding a dead body on the sidewalk of some bum/tweeker. had to get somewhere with my brother before the store closed and my phone was dead so I waved a guy over in the nearest parking lot and I said we had to leave, there's a dead body call the cops and he gave me the weirdest look. this happened about a week ago.

>>87543362
He was being emphatic.

>>87543498
if a stranger told me about a dead body, I'd probably give them a look too.

>>87543297
This would be true if Cady Hoffman were actually good looking (she isn't).

>>87543702
well the whole thing was stupid and he called 911 and we kept walking, guys hand was crumpled up wth his eyes open on his back.

>>87527356
Let his wife convince him to let niggers live at his house.
Also
>be jewish

>>87529633
>hiring flaming homosexuals
He was right on this one.

>>87527356
he's fairly slim but dresses like a fat guy who wears baggy clothes to try to hide their fat

>>87543961
>not dressing conservatively
>also it's the early 2000s

>>87543961
for an old jew he dresses okay, do you want a 70+year old man to wear tight clothes like a fag?

>>87543961
he dresses like an old jew

>>87527477
jajaja

>>87542834
rdj pls go

>>87529275
MY OWN FUCKIN' UNCLE

>>87543008
No, that was the most left he's ever been.

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>>87544297

How about stealing a golf club from a casket

>>87544526
it was his golf club

when he kept playing poker in the guys house after he left for the hospital

>>87542403
>The objectively correct answer is when his wife called him from the airplane thinking she would die and he told her to call him back because of the TV repair guy.

This is bad, but he could barely hear her. If their marriage hadn't been hanging by a thread already, it would have been a minor annoyance.

>>87543516
USING CAPS IS NOT BEING EMPHATIC. AM I BEING EMPHATIC NOW? HELL NO, I AM FUCKING SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF!

>>87538726
He's my second favorite only behind Mel Brooks

That time he went to the caterers to argue about leftovers, what a fucking jew

>>87542713
Yes, the socially correct thing to do is to take off your shoes and just suck it up, but in the grand scheme of things, fuck anyone who does these sort of retarded shit. Hell, in some dinner party I went I was asked to sit somewhere different than besides girlfriend because it wasn't good "feng shui". It's just retarded housewife shit fr boring people. People just have weird fixations. If you want to come to a dinner partt in sweatpants in my house I have bo fucking problem, some people just don't like to dress smart, there's much more interesting an fun shit to do.

Also any tipping shit is unrealistic. I know it's America and I know it's L.A. but I prefer situations I can feel aren't just a bunch of unlucky coincidences.

>>87544997
100% wrong. If you pay for supplies and labor then you own all of the supplies, even leftovers. That was straight theft.

>>87545116

The cunt is a millionaire

He is just like my boss, a millionaire who gets into the dumpster everyday looking for $5

Made me sick to my fucking stomach

If the penis doesn't care about the "promise land", why was he so uptight about fucking a republican?

>>87545284
You can't just take things from people and you can't let people take things from you. That isn't penny pinching. There are plenty of times he gives to charity and his ran a charity.

>>87545336
The jew cares more about complete control over the goyim rather than just a plot of land

>>87535758
People would buy them for the cashews, they're a nutritious snack. Nobody gives a fuck about raisins

>>87545411
his wife*

>>87545411

A millionaire fighting over rotten food? That is the one part that hit close to home for me, made me hate his character

>>87530730

this

if it was his house tell her to shut the fuck up but he was staying at their house

>>87545519
>rotten food
Then your personal experience is twisting what you remember because that isn't what happened.

>doesn't to go "all white" countryclub
>ruins "mixed" marriage because doesn't like someone converting away from judaism

>>87544621
>leaving a guy's house empty with no way to lock the door

>>87545621

Then it was fresh LEFTOVERS from a rich peoples party

The woman gave it to a homeless shelter and he wanted to track the food down and reclaim it

It sort of seems to justify the anti-semetic memes knocking around for the last century or so

>>87545284
that attitude is probably part of why he is a millionaire to be fair

>>87545712
This shit is funny because you really don't remember it and some rich person hurt you. The homeless shelter thing was a lie. Jeff also stole the food. There was nothing confusing about it in the show, it was stolen. And it was catered meals, not buffet dishes. They buy all the stuff and bring it to the home to cook like grocery shopping. There was no excuse for removing it from the home.

>>87535791
>Never been on a date I didn't stop by the local graveyard first.

Wait until you get your first warm blooded hottie.

When he fired the satellite TV guy.

>>87545870

I dont know, must be a Jewish thing but If I buy food and drink for a party I dont go around sniffing for crumbs.

That money is gone and spent on the party, I'm not mounting a spanish inqusition the next day to who ate what

>>87546043
It's like a construction worker helping themselves to leftover materials. You just can't do it.

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>>87546355

If you were that construction worker working for bullshit wages and needed to steal the wood to heat your home for the winter you would.

Not justifying it but you have to see that point of view

The affirmative action shit. The consequent shit was retarded but for someone who is supposed to be witty and smart that really was just a retarded comment to make with someone you don't even know.

>>87546355
> IT'S A MULATTO

>>87546355
didn't mean to reply to you
>>87546776

If you have amazon prime, all 8 seasons are available to watch on the amazon video service.

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letting his daughter fuck Pete Davidson

When he told Jeff's daughter to shut the fuck up. If I her Jeff, I'd have kicked his ass, or at least sat on him.

>>87547201
Holy shit, I just looked up Larry's daughters and their both hot as hell (especially Cazzie). How come old people always produce such fine specimens?

>watches porn with his friend

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>>87547675
Noice

>>87547802
What's wrong with that?

>>87527356
He fought his wife's ministry of the interior

>>87547947
pretty pretty...pretty gay

>>87547860
>you will never be larry david's stepson

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>>87548555

>>87527356
Almost every.
His petty bullshit became frustrating to watch after the Seinfeld reunion saga.

>>87544621
a pizza was coming

>>87529798
>weekly hurricanes destroying US coast
anon please

>>87547860
>>87547675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX1E_zYN-7E

>>87550601
This is embarrassing.

>>87545953
He was black, and the nigger was playing the race card.

>>87551053
>larry fires a guy because he forgot to turn on a box