about to watch film with gf of 2 months, but unfortunately my

Movie 42. Women eat that shit up. Their brains aren't designed to appreciate kino. Do not cast pearls before swine.

put on some flicks

you do have an emergency flick catalog right? RIGHT?!??!

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>>87526514
>gf of 2 months

>>87526514
time travelers wife or Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

if you have to say "gf of 2 months" it's not even worth saying "gf"

Makes you sound weird and desperate

>>87526514
What is Netflix? What is Red box?

Put on Netflix, watch Pacific Rim. It's fun enough to not bore her, but action-y enough that she'll think it's charming that you're such a guy.
But, on this topic, in response to your image, I had sex with a girl for the first time last night. Was really uncomfortable, but I feel accomplished.

>>87526562
indeed

>>87526597
You sound more weird and desperate to be honest

>>87526544
dont listen to this idiot

>>87526514
>>87526544
Honestly this, if you try and show her anything more kino than Lord of the Rings (which already would be a stretch for any woman to fathom), she'll just whip out her smartphone and text Chad while you're deeply engrossed.

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>>87526635
>no you

sorry for the free advice then

>>87526622
Congrats. How old are you desu?

>>87526514
>fucked up shit
>it's all normie pseud shit

>>87526842
24

>>87526514
so edgy anon

>>87526875
Then congrats again. Tell the story pls. How long did you know her? How you met her etc?

Not letting the woman decide what to watch... in this time of age...

>>87526932
I didn't really know her. I met her about 6 months ago through friends, had seen her a couple of times, but we were barely acquaintances. I was at a party last night, basically being a wallflower, uncomfortable, and awkward as fuck, we started chatting while I was making a grilled cheese in the kitchen at like 3AM. We sort of hit it off, ended up going back to her place.

a comedy with a sex scene

>>87527084
Nice. I had a similar situation where she really liked me and hit on me heavily (very obviously, that even an autist like me could figure it out) and we talked and touched a bit, but I was too drunk and didn't seal the deal. Then tommorow I couldnt get the balls to call her even though I'm certain she wouldve agreed to see me again. Oh well, still a virgin, no change there

>>87526514
>enter the void
>eraserhead
>holy motors

>implying this isn't normie shit

>>87527275
I was so terrified, that when I could sort of see the way things were going, I took a viagra because I was terrified I wasn't going to be hard.

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>>87526978
Women want men to decide for them though

>>87526622
>I had sex with a girl for the first time last night
How was sex with guys?

>>87527348
At least you got that huge weight off your shoulders and now can enjoy it without the burden of virginity looking over you. Are you seeing her again or was it a one time thing?

>>87527352
That's what the patriarchy wants you to think.

>>87526514
What are some movies about a 26 year old guy who is in shape, has a decent job, and has his own place but still can't get a gf?

>>87526514
Save face and skip straight to the ruffies and a bottle of wine.

>>87527459
The 40 year-old virgin

>>87527393
Pretty boring. It was just one guy all this time, and he was a bit too hands-on
>>87527442
I really don't know. I want it to be more than a one-time thing, but I think that's just me being an awkward virgin. I guess I'll find out when I see her again (?)

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>>87526514
>Their brains aren't designed to appreciate kino. Do not cast pearls before swine.

>>87526514
watch the big sick, moscow on the hudson, the hero, or some horror kino with her
>get nookie

>>87527520
If you have her number then call her/text her. Wait a few days to not seem needy and then ask her out. Or, you can do the adult thing that always works and skip the games and just ask her if she saw it as a one time thing or if she likes you. Just don't make a big deal about it and make her think you expect too much (don't go like "i really like you and i can see my future with you". Be casual)

>>87527731
But I'm sober now, so that definitely won't happen.

>>87526514
>la la land

>>87527804
Fair enough, I don't have any tips for you there because I couldn't do it myself. I had all possible scenarios worked in my head but I just couldn't call her.

>>87527946
I'm supposed to go to a thing that she's at next week, so maybe I'll broach it there if I get drunk enough, idk. I'm so out of my depth.

>>87528057
Don't miss that chance. If you cant call her, you have to see her there. If too much time passes it's all over. Just approach her there directly and see how she reacts. If she goes for a hug, a kiss, if she's indiferrent etc.

>>87528254
Yeah, but I don't want to seem pathetic, and like a weird autist faggot if I suddenly want a relationship out of something that was a one night stand. Then everyone will know I'm some retarded faggot who doesn't understand relationships because word like that spreads.

>>87526544
what a losser

>>87526514
Just be yourself bro. Women want a man who is honest about who he is and eccentric.
If she doesn't like Irreversible, she isn't right for you.

>>87528422
Then go there indifferently. Don't ignore her but don't mope over her. Get a few drinks in you and see how things go. If you're lucky she might immediately make it clear that she really likes you (like saying it or kissing you) and then you can take it from there. If not, then talk with her casually and then just address the elephant in the room.

But I still think the best solution is to just text her "hey, wanna go out for coffee (or whatever)" before that thing where you'll see her. If she says yes, then she's obviously interested in something more, if she says no without giving a reason or rescheduling the date then she obviously isn't. That way you don't come off as pathethic and you have your answer. Get buzzed a little before to get the strength, she cant tell that youre drunk via text

>>87529062
But if I text her like "hey, wanna go out for coffee (or whatever)" it obviously sends the message that I thought the other night might be more than just a random hook up, and if I send that message, and that's not what she was sending it's going to be painfully obvious to her, and every female she knows (and every female I know) that I think some random hook up is some start of more than a hook up. I just don't want to seem pathetic.

>>87528966
This. How can't retard see this, if you feel something is wrong just end it.

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>>87529150
Just think to yourself "what would Chad do?"

Chad would text her if it suited him, and Chad would make the ground rules clear to her immediately.

>>87529150
Ok, but I think not doing anything is much worse. Either way, what kind of clues did you pick up when you hooked up? She mustve said something? Did you sleep in the same bed all night or did she/you leave before that?

>>87526514
IMDB Top 250, she's pleb n proud after all.

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>>87528966
>Just be yourself bro

>>87529287
But Chad wouldn't be some retarded awkward fucktard.
>>87529343
I don't think so, we just talked and chatted, then she was getting flirty. I have nothing to go on that she wanted more from me than a random hook up.
I don't know what you want me to do.

>>87526514
Anything thats been nominated for an academy award.

You still get to be a film snob but in socially acceptable way. Also pick out at least 5 normie throw away movies, whichever ones get you the most normie cred.

>>87529287
How much time do we have left of this meme? You know, until it reaches Reddit and Facebook.

>>87529498
Just fucking text her you pussy.

>>87529498
Don't know bro, just trying to figure out the situation. I still think that asking her out casually is the best approach. If she interprets it as you being pathethic and tells her friends then shes a cunt.

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>>87528966
Incorrect. Women want a man that grows their social capital. If a girl has film or art friends then sure, its fine to have weird shit on your queue. If shes a normie with normie friends shes gonna see the shit you have and immediately realize 1.) she cant have any of her friends watch a movie without fear that *they* will scrutinze you and 2.) she wont be able to talk about shit like whats on your queue since its all fucking weird.

DO NOT LISTEN TO THE "JUST BE YOURSELF" GUY. Its been tried and tested and does not work. The only times it works is when you are a chad or have money, status, and friends, otherwise you make an embarrassment out of yourself. Again, if shes weird, emotional, ugly, overweight, sensitive, or otherwise damaged goods who gives a shit.

Just some advice.

>>87529658
>>87529498
Or, maybe not asking her out right off the bat but just first texting her.

Just say "hey" via text and see where it goes. It'll immediately become clear if she wants to get rid of you or not. If you ask all the Qs and she just responds with "k" and "yeah" then shes not interested.

>>87529613
It's too vulgar for reaching the height of reddit/facebook levels.

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>its a 4chan gives anon love advice episode

>>87526544
FPBP

Slowly reveal your powerlevels. never all at once.

>>87529617
>>87529658
>>87529763
I don't even know if I want a proper relationship with her, or if I'm just being some autist who finally fucked a girl and is now being clingy. Sex is confusing.

>>87529763
>Just say "hey" and see where it goes

God don't just send a fucking "hey." This reminds me of all those cringy as fuck screenshots of guys sending a shit ton of messages all that say simply "hey"

>>87529498
>But Chad wouldn't be some retarded awkward fucktard.
exactly, be like CHAD

Just put on a movie you like lad, you'll be fine

>>87526514
i hate this post

you are an annoying person

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>>87526514
>He considers that fucked up
You were a disgusting normie all along

>>87526514
Go rent Moonlight. Its about gay niggers so she will think youre sensitive and is surprisingly watchable. Nothing like a tear jerker to get their emotions going, then white knight her with a well timed kiss and there you go.

bro just download wonder woman and fuck her man

>>87529685
this is a wise man

>>87529973
just dont call the characters faggot niggers tho she wont react like /tv/ trust me

>>87529685
This is true of social women. Nerdy women who post on /tv/ will probably like similar things as you, because you and her both desire dat social capital of watching true cinema to impress /tv/.

>>87529685
Are you such a shitty person that you can't be yourself?

Never front or change your behavior anon, not for a woman. Unless she has money.

>>87526514
You can just admit you're hanging out with your mom OP.

>>87526514
Elizabethtown nigga

>>87526622
>having a netflix after Dear White People
kys

>>87529825
Then dont do anything lol. i thought you liked her. Shes just a fish in the sea. Now that ur not virgo u can enjoy the hunt without any pressure

>>87526514
>enter the void
>eraserhead
>holy motors
>not normiest of normies

>>87530145
>dude just be yourself lmao
>try it
>doesn't work
>wow you must be a shitty person
>dont change your behavior for women though
Neck yourself

>>87530253
I do like her, but I don't want to seem like a fucking loser subsequently ruining all potential after actually losing my virginity. I want to enjoy my post-virgin life, but I'm confused. If I don't contact her at all, and she wanted contact I'm a piece of shit, and no one will ever fuck me again. If I do contact her and seek something more, and she doesn't want that I'm a desperate faggot virgin and no one will ever fuck me again.

>>87530327
I also browse /tv/ lol

All you guys need is a little goddamn confidence. I think what's fucking you up is the possibility of failure. But so what? Nobody successful got it right on the first go. If you make an ass of yourself, well, other fish in the sea and all that. Women fucking love a man who can show some confidence.

>>87529825
Ask her how she feels. You might be in love without even knowing. Or are you worried about her sleeping with another guy if you leave her?

>>87530396
jus :bee: yourself :)

>>87526514
watch something quirky but genuine like a Wes Anderson film. Worked for me with my gf of 2 months which was only 6 weeks ago

>>87529685

I have a girl friend who appreciates kino movies but I guess they're few and far in between.

We have movie nights every couple of weeks where we sit and we show each other movies we like and then we see each other's responses about them. Pretty cool set-up. She actually understands half the shit I like.

>>87530428
I ALWAYS see this reply and it doesn't mean dick. I'm telling you to face your fears and put yourself out there. Waiting around won't get you a woman. Make a move. I'm not saying you need to act like goddamn Rico Suave.

>>87530396
>just be confident and yourself
>land a date
>start talking about japanese pro-wrestling to a girl
>she immediately goes into her phone and starts texting
>she goes to the bathroom
>doesn't come back
Wow, I thought just being yourself worked.

>>87530333
Sigmund Freud called, wants to know how your mom puts up with such an edgy little shit

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>>87530428
irony won't help you progress

>>87530333
You can be yourself, but you have to be experienced. Just like anything with life, successfully dating someone takes some experience, unless you're going after a similarly inexperienced woman. If you're both awkward then go for it.

You really don't have to try to be someone else, because what's the point in that if you want a lasting relationship? Unless you're still a virgin and just want to get laid ASAP, your goal should be to find someone compatible, not obsess over some random crush who you've no idea whether things would work out in the long term.

>>87530540
Where the fuck did you get Xavier so HD

>>87530514
Maybe save the weird shit til a later date. The first time out with a woman just act normal for Christ's sake.

>>87530514
Youre probably going out of your league. Ugly chicks need dick too.

>>87530577
I just believed in being myself

>>87530348
Dude, get out of your head. None of those scenarios are true, like I already said. As long as you're casual and normal about it it's ok. She's not gonna go around saying "what a fucking loser he texted me after we hooked up, lol pathethic who texts people after having sex wih them". If she's not interested she'll either say it or you'll get the hint and that will be it. It will not ruin you in any way unless you go full Aspergers and spook her by saying something like "omg im so in love with you, you're not like the other girls mylady"

if she doesn't enjoy eraserhead she's not worth it

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>>87530529
>citing Freud

>>87530586
>just be yourself
>but act normal
Are you retarded to not see the contradiction here? Am I going insane, am I the only person to see the disconnect here?
>be yourself man
>but you should put on a facade to not weird people out
Eat shit you fucking normie.

>>87530514
Define "worked." You're not going to get laid every time by "being yourself" if yourself is someone who has niche interests and you're going after a girl who's not into that. The point of "just be yourself" is that it will work with the right girl. The key is like that other anon said, put yourself out there. Don't miss out on opportunities. It gets easier with every failed attempt, and you get better at approaching girls with every failed attempt.

>>87530411
I like her, but I don't know her feelings. If she wants something more between us, I'm clearly too retarded to have picked up on that beforehand. And if she doesn't, then I'm some fucking retarded stupid faggot loser one-night stand that actually thinks it was anything more than just a one-off thing and should kill himself.

>>87530630
I wish I could see myself believing in being myself

>>87530643
That's exactly what women do, though. They text each other fucking constantly about men.

>>87530674
I'm saying save the autistic "l-l-look at my favorite animes" shit til you know her a little better. A guy starts talking about weird shit people are gonna think he's weird. Only "be yourself" if you're fairly normal and aren't gonna turn away anyone who's normal.

>>87530685
Hey. You should fucking text her.
IMAGINE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE AND THEN THEY NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN, that feels like it was shit sex.

So text her:
"Hey, had a good time the other night! Did you wanna get lunch sometime?"

and if she wants to, she will text back and make it happen. If not, then fuck it.

>>87530764
so, don't be yourself

>>87530708
With enough effort, you can. Believing in yourself is key to lasting happiness and success no matter what area of life. Try seeing a therapist if you haven't already (or another therapist if you've tried one and that didn't work). Cognitive therapy can be really helpful, and thankfully the social stigma has really dissipated over the past decade.

>>87530785
Ask yourself, "if I were a woman, would I want a man like me?"

>>87530785
There's different aspects of "yourself." Whenever you hang out with different friends, don't you ever find yourself focusing on particular things to talk about with certain friends, talking about X with friend 1, talking about Y with friend 2, that kinda thing? Same concept applies to dating. You can be "yourself" without overloading about anime or something. And hey, if anime is all you like, that's OK too, because there's a girl who will find that interesting.

>>87530781
I mean, it was my first time, so I've no doubt it was fucking awful. She's probably made a bunch of jokes with her friends about how terrible I was, so if I say anything I just become some stupid meme. I'd rather be an awful one-night stand than a fucking laughing stock meme amongst her and her friends.

>>87530708
Don't believe in yourself, believe in me who believes in myself!

>>87526622
Come on man. I don't know how can anyone have some class and enjoy PR. It's not like story is everything, but everything that had to do with the writing of it (dialogue, characters, story) was horrible. It was painful to watch it.
Congrats on the sex

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>>87526544
Its Movie 43 you dumbo

>>87530862

You don't know that. You're being self-conscious. Try that last ditch effort of texting her and you'll know for sure instead of wondering "what if"
If it was bad, she may not care. I have friends that have told me about their bad experiences with men but end up dating them
One night stand sex IS NEVER AMAZING.
You have to learn how to jive together.

What have you got to lose?

>>87530844
Don't do this if your self-esteem is in the gutter, though

some anon help me out. im out there, i can chit chat and im always good to go for a quick fuck. but whenever i meet a girl that is fascinating and i feel some sort of love for her i turn into a complete socially awkward wreck. why? wat do?

>>87530764
Then why are people itt still saying that "just be yourself" garbage? They should be saying, "Be Your Best Self," which means taking the road of self-improvement and zen. It's zen that bitches truly like, and money is the easiest path to zen. Money doesn't cover everything, of course, but most people are too materialistic and nihilist to care. It's just a band-aid that doesn't solve the void in their soul.
But you know, it's just easier to say "Just Be Yourself" and letting the asshole figure that out on his own. You're all fucking failures if you unironically "Be yourself" works, because it stagnates any sort of personal growth.

Fuck it, I'm just gonna be like Ric Flair around normies. No point in being myself if my normal self is so utterly repulsive.

>>87530919
I have any chance with another woman in my life. That's what I have to lose.

>>87530919
>>87530862
Listen to this, Anon. You made that first step, now make another. It took you until 24 to lose your virginity, don't wait that long again. Step boldly into your romantic life. Text her.

>>87530968
Not really seeing as you lost your virginity at 24.
JUST FUCKING DO IT DONT BE A FAGGOT, pls. You already got through to this one, you shouldn't give up until its obvious

>mfw I dated a bettie-page chick that wanted to watch
>Night of the Hunter
>Chinatown
>The Crying Game
>Begotten
>A Streetcar Named Desire
>Thankskilling

Not bad senpai, she was a dirty ho but she liked to watch cool movies

>>87530685
>>87530781
Seriously. Just say hi, don't talk about sex just let her know youre thinking about her, ask how her day is going then see what shes up to later.

If she only uses minimal words you'll know

>>87530864
I wish I could believe in thyself whoms'tve believes in yourself whilst I believe in myself being myself

>>87531005
>>87531024
>>87531049
But what if it was just a one-night stand. Girls don't want to hear from a one-night stand. I become the fucking laughing stock.

>>87530948
Tell her outright "you're pretty interesting, do you know that? Im sweating, because i've never talked to a girl quite like you". Deliver that right, and you'll have no further problems.

>>87531128

They do. If anything, girls are fucking conceited and would love to hear from you.

>>87531028
>Begotten
only bad one desu

>>87531128
No, you won't. It's all in your head.

>>87526514
Some flicks my gf really enjoyed OP, I pass her through fucking everything and she MAY like 1 film every 50. She is the ultimate anti-film normie. She shows absolutely no pattern on her movie tastes, but may be a good start for you.

Mad max fury road
Dragonheart
Nolan's Batman, mostly the second one
Sunshine
Borat
Django unchained
The Book Thief

>>87526514
>buying shitty pretentious movies because of a desire to feel superior

>>87531154
>>87531211
Jesus fucking Christ, do you want me to fucking message her right now at like 6:20AM?

>>87531251
Obviously not. Maybe at like 1 pm or something.
We just want you to fucking do it instead of waiting another 24 years to find a potential mate and fuck it up again

>>87526514
enter the void is a perfect netflix and chill movie
just the perfect amount of boredom to initiate sex

>>87529685
Careful, anon. You might choke on all those redpills.

>>87531251
How long has it been since you hooked up? If it's longer than 2-3 days then you're free to text her. You know if she's a student or working a job, so pick a time where she'll most likely be free (avoid late night because that sort of sends a signal that you want a booty call, unless you do want that).

>>87531351
Not really. After he gets shot its a potential to bore people because it's abstract nothingness about life and shit.

>>87531376
This.

>>87526514
Just watch a dramedy. Or a straight comedy. Or something pretty. If you don't know what your gf likes after 2 months you're a retard and this is a fake post

>>87531128
They still want to talk about themselves, so ask her some shit, maybe you'll get laid again. You're overthinking, have a couple drinks or something. The worst thing that happens is she tells you you're just her friend. I would rather not hear 'just friends." if she says that, find a new woman to talk to, that'll make her jealous.

>>87531291
But she won't want me as a fucking mate, just like every other fucking human being.
>>87531376
I DON'T WANT TO SEEM DESPERATE

>Decide to watch Batman: The Dark Knight Rises with GF
>She starts reciting the plane scene word for word

Guys...

>>87531404
>After he gets shot its a potential to bore people because it's abstract nothingness about life and shit.
>potential
it's a 100% guarantee to bore any woman watching

>>87531421
YOU DONT KNOW THAT YOU FUCKING AUTIST MAYBE YOU DONT DESERVE SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY

one text isn't desperate.

>>87531423
She's a big guy

>>87531423
That just means your girlfriend's a big buy, faggot.

>>87531465
But what if it is? If she just thought this was a one-night stand then one text is absolutely fucking desperate you fucking retard.

>>87531465
>>87531421
This. One text a few days later is not desperate. Don't give her all the power by imagining her as a fucking robot who controls your destiny. In fact, she's probably thinking about you as well. And, believe me, she absolutely wants you to text her. Even if it was only a hookup, she wants you to text her because girls are insecure and she doesn't want to feel like she was a bad lay.

>>87529825
Do you like her or does your dick like her? Answer that question honestly and you'll know what to do

>>87531490
>>87531499
We did it that night and finally got the chance to do "Big guy 4 u"

>>87531551

no female thinks its a one-night stand right off the bat. Its what comes after. If you two had a good time prior to sex, then it's open for continuation.

Girls like a response or else she will feel like YOU used HER and that it mustve sucked. She wants to be flattered and that is a text. how she responds to the text is how she wants to proceed--> nothing, something, or more.

Stop asking me to fucking repeat myself because its getting fucking tiring.
Just take my fucking advice, text her JUST ONCE and give her 24 hours to respond. If she doesn't respond, move on. If she responds quickly, she wants it. If she responds within 24 hours but not faster than 2 hours she was either busy or she's still contemplating what she thinks about you.

actual Chad coming through. Bitches fucking LOVE movies with a mystery/twist (especially an obvious one cause they're too ducking stupid to figure it out and even if they do they feel so satisfied they get wet over themselves) OR anything with a crazy female lead. Also horror.
>Examples
Gone Girl, The Prestige, Sinister, Goodnight Mommy, Black Mirror Series, Shutter Island.
Thank me later. You also can't go wrong dumb shit like La La Land or Disney Pixar movies, but that's more for when you both agree you're immature af and you are only watching because you secretly love that shit. That's like 5-6 months minimum. Otherwise you look like a man child.

>>87531697
But she knows I was the bad lay, because I was horrible and fumbling the whole fucking time.
>>87531707
I like her, she's a nice lady, but I don't know if that's just my dick talking or not, I'm too unrehearsed in these matters.
>>87531719
Okay, i kinda liked this. It's getting near morning. I think I'll just ask her if she wants to get brunch.

>>87531719
>>87531551
Take this advice, Anon. Take control of your life already, don't waste another 24 years.

>>87531811
Stop roleplaying loser

>>87529062
Man you guys over think the fuck out of this shit. If you're over 23 the rules change. There isn't anymore games, it's two adults.

>>87530963
I think everyone is aware that people fake their personality for the initial weeks of dating and your real personality slowly eeks out. Kinda like shitting and farting in your significant others presence/house. Money does help though. When you have enough money to live comfortably and not give a shit that really comes off of your aura. Honestly I think the sexiest thing a man can be is a man who doesn't appear to need anything in life.

He doesn't need a haircut, he doesn't need new clothes. He doesn't need to work out. He doesn't need to eat better. He doesn't need better hygiene. He doesn't need to move out of his parents. He doesn't need a better job. Etc etc

>>87530844
if I were a man, I wouldnt want to be in the same room as me

>>87531905
Stay mad wimp. If you ever get the motivation to take being /fit/ seriously it will change your life. For now continue being a permavirgin beta. More pussy for me

Spreading what I learnt from another Anon.

Best movie to watch with a girl is Drive

Its not too boring as for her to get annoyed and want to change.

It isn't too engaging as for her to forget you are there.

It is weird and edgy enough that you can miss sections and keep watching without losing interest.

The music works for many situations.

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>>87532173
>. Honestly I think the sexiest thing a man can be is a man who doesn't appear to need anything in life.
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>He doesn't need a haircut, he doesn't need new clothes. He doesn't need to work out. He doesn't need to eat better. He doesn't need better hygiene. He doesn't need to move out of his parents. He doesn't need a better job. Etc etc
ok are you being ironic or what, I feel like I'm lost in a vortex of normalfaggotry

>>87531551
Holy shit anon just drop her a text and then stop thinking about it you absolute retard, asking her out to lunch doesn't make you look desperate for fucks sake

>>87532419
Not ironic at all. Just think about it. Pretend the most judgmental woman (aka every woman) alive is looking at you walking on the sidewalk on the other side of the street. What would she think about you? Those are the areas you need to improve on. There's no shame in caring about what other people think of you. It means you respect yourself enough to give a fuck about how you present yourself.

>>87530514
>be confident
>be yourself
pick one

>>87532311
>revealing to the woman after only 2 months that you are just pretending to be gosling in drive

>>87532653
This.

The whole quirky "idc what people think about me, I yam who I yam." mentality was such a mistake that manchildren, men and women alike, still cling to so they can justify their social awkwardness and autism

>>87532941
Don't be autistic. Nobody who says "just be yourself" means for you to show up to a date without having showered and pause midway through to jack off.

>>87527348
Fucking kek

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>>87527444
>That's what the patriarchy wants you to think.

Lies. The problem is that the patriarchy has had such a powerful effect on what women see of themselves AND men that women can't think themselves out of that box worth a shit. So you'll get STRONK women who still prefer your patriarchal type men who unironically perceive his qualities to be his confidence and unilateral decision making.

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>>87526514
Put on a comfy popcorn flick like The Voices.

I had a girlfriend in highschool I watched Disney and Kubrick movies with, even watch The Road with her once and she seemed to enjoy it.

>>87530862
My god dude just kill yourself if that's TRULY what you think

My theory is that on some level you believe you have value but are talking like this because you want sympathy/validation, which is still an issue but fixable. Stop being a little bitch. What are you more afraid of, potentially having some awkward conversations (more likely it'll be fine) or BEING ALONE AND ROMANTICALLY UNFULFILLED FOREVER

Easy choice faggot. Use your fear to push you in a direction, right now you're paralyzed

>>87526514
Unrelated but since i'm a kissless virgin and I can't know for sure I've been wondering something, seems like whenever I see you fellas talk about your gfs it never looks like you really like them as friends or enjoy their company as much as you tolerate them to get sex, is that the case or am I actually missing out on something magical? Because if it's just sex I could hire a hooker at some point when I get truly desperate

>>87534829
Spending too much time around any woman is annoying.

>>87526514
Dump her ass.
Who the fuck has a "gf" fucking idiot