What's up with Jake Gylenhaal?

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Seriously guys

>>87521683
dat god tier hair, jelly as fuck

>>87521650
>>87521683
>>87521715
>>87521749
>BLEACHED

>>87521650
Bleached

How can i be prettier than him and still be a kissless virgin? i have everything, why god hates me so much

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>>87521650
pretty obvious where the looks went to in that family

>>87521650
carrying out the usual jew business

>>87521987
>>87522065
>gylenhaal is white

>ywn be a beautiful god tier 6 foot tall supreme Chas that is desired by literally every woman on planet earth

>>87521683
Ughhh look at her sexy lips. Even he's mezmerized by them. I'm so jelous

>>87521650
Is he trying to be the next robert deniro?

>>87522213
white women never again

>>87522087
Well that's easy anon, you're not better looking than Jake Gyllenhaal. Post pics, your absolute best ones. You can't make that claim and not back it up.

I mean I'm bigger than the rock and it's all muscle but why can't I be a professional wrestler?

why do white boys love Zoe Kravitz so much

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>>87522222

>>87521650
How is it possible to be so handsome? No homo.

>>87521650
gay and jewish

>>87522148
It's not the first time I've seen a beautiful man and his sisters look like goblins.

>>87522259
kek

>>87522259
lol he looks like a tired parent that hates his life because of his autistic child.

>>87522213
>>87522259

Giv autistic dunst gf pls

>>87521749
I cannot imagine you could have a cerebral conversation with these 3.

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>Reminder he took Taylor's virginity and bailed on her 21st birthday

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>>87521749

>>87522249
She's hot

>>87522350
That's because you don't know them.

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>>87522285
Luck of the draw, I guess.

>>87522352
God taylor swift is so gross

>>87522249
She's hot and black but not too black, ideal.

>>87522249
She looks white

>>87522285
good aryan genetics

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what's his best movie?

Zoe would never date a black guy and that's hilarious

>>87522537
I've masturbated to all of them several times. I'm a black girl btw.

>>87522537
zodiac

>>87522350
Why? What the fuck do you know about what they talk about personally?

>>87522509
>aryan


Oh............boy!

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>>87522389
I just don't find them particularly bright, that's all.

>>87522537
Demolition, Enemy, Prisoners, or Nightcrawler.

Probably Nightcrawler cause it's neo noir.

>>87522087
get back in your grave, elliot.

>>87522537
Jarhead

>>87522648
You don't know them. How the fuck would you know if they're bright or not, and who the fuck would consider you to be the judge of what makes an intelligent or even good conversation?

Please go back to /r9k/ or wherever the fuck you came from.

>>87522249
she's black and jewish! perfect combo!

>>87521683
>>87521715
>>87521749

HAAL'D

>>87522285
>>87522393
tfw you look like an uglier version of him. not delusional, several random people told me that.

not as tall though. i'm not going to make it. none of us are.

>>87522352
people here would literally castrate themselves just to smell her queef, and he pumps and dumps her like a true chad.

>>87522537
Prisoners

>>87522537

Donnie Brasco

>>87522753
>getting this triggered about jayz and beyonce
I think it's you who might be in the wrong place, newfriend.

>>87521650

He just wants some of that brown sugar. Mmm mmm.

>>87522537
spiderman 2

>>87522509
>aryan

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Good one, anon.

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>>87522899
I agree 100%...one day people will stop being sheep and realize how shallow and empty headed these so called "greats" are and then it will men like us that create the future through our intelligent conversation.

>>87522197
Actually he's 5ft11, as all chads are

>>87521683
Lupita got some junk in da trunk god damn

>>87522537
Nichtcrawler, undoubtedly.
>>87522566
She dated Twin Shadow.
And pretty sure I remember her fucking Kid Cudi, Drake, and A$AP Rocky.

>>87522537
bubble boy
how is this even a question?

>>87521650
Black chicks fuck on date one and give anal on three. You're welcome.

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>>87522537

>>87522652
Zodiac is better than all these

>>87522537
>what's his best movie?

I'm partial to his work with Villenueve, but Nightcrawler is pretty great too.

>>87522148
where? Jake isn't handsome

>>87522259
>when your music career goes nowhere and all you have left in life is your acting career
I feel bad for Paul Masvidal.

>>87522148
And those saggy tits in 'The Deuce'.

>>87522537
everyone nightcrawler

>>87522148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2iaYjmLj1U

she looks fine. And she's a very intellingt woman. I don't get the bashing.

>>87523981
>Maggie Gyllenhaal On Misogyny: 'I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore'
lmao

>>87521650
I bet he's a fucking freak, I can just tell. Guarantee he's been choking and throating his way round Hollywood since Donnie Darko.

>>87522213
>>87522259
how did he have pubes here and has a fullbeard now

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>>87522750
>ywn see the pink mist
Why even live

>>87524060
could be minoxidil, or he just got older. minox can give you a full beard from almost nothing though

>>87524109
too bad it makes your skin look like a leathery ballsack in the process.

>>87522350
You need to stop acting like you actually know this people.

The man just likes some dark meat. Nothing wrong with that.
>>87521683
that contrast though

>>87524109
what happens if you stop applying the minox

>>87522259
>Dunst
Looks like she's living up to her name

*wahoo*

>>87522537
nightcrawler

>>87524229
Your cock will fall off

>>87522393
He's really grown into his face as he's matured, men don't reach their peak aesthetics until 30

>>87524229
I think eventually you go back to how your hair would be if you stopped taking it, not 100% sure though. Only takes a few seconds in the morning though

>>87521650
When you're rich, famous and handsome, good-looking women will throw themselves at you. This makes you lust after something else: something not good-looking.

Colin Farrell is a prime example of this. Not only does he like she-boons, he even tried to fuck an old lady he was in a movie with.

>>87522537
day after tomorrow

>>87523831
stfu hahahahah jake is p4p one of handsomest ever

>>87522618
>>87522952
yes he's half swedish

>>87522213
>imagining the greentext post this photo deserves that I just don't have the patience to write or humor ability to make funny enough to make the post worth writing

>>87521650
>godtier hair
>godtier beard
>godtier acting
how can we compete

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>>87521650
>>87521683
>>87521715
>>87521749
YILLENHOLLED

>>87522537
His best performance is Nightcrawler. The best film he's been in is Zodiac.

>>87525466
Literally the only people who ever say this are other guys. he's not handsome, he's just what you think girls think is handsome. But girls don't think he is (ask natalie portman)

>>87521650
i dont think he likes the chocolate since he only dates the whitest girls possible from reese witerspoon, taylor swift and kirsten dunst

>>87522350
Jay z runs his own company...I'm sure he can have a conversion.

>>87526016
I'm a girl and I find him handsome in an ugly way

>>87526016
girls think he is attractive. the fuck u talking about

>>87526016
He's handsome enough to bed my waifu, and I'd suck his cock in the vain hope I can taste Tay's pussy on it.

>>87526246
Whereabouts in london do u live?

how come brown and black women love the white cock so much?

>>87522355
why James Cameron?

>>87521715
Jesus he's so hot

>>87526367
they want their kids to be white, because your children are an extension of yourself

so its really that they want to be white themselves

>>87523843
ADAMMMM'S MURMUR!!!

>>87523981
t. Ben Quadrinaros

>>87522537
Don Darko

>>87526367
>black women
they don't

>>87528449
ouch

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>>87521650
I'm racist by experience not by ignorance or getting caught up in an echo chamber. That said, you can hate nogs and pepperbellies but unless you're a homo, you can't deny that the sight of your spend on a luscious pair of black melons, almond nipples, and a milky white puddle in the hollow of her heaving, panting throat is one of the most alluring things you'll ever see.

Black broads have their flaws. Brillo pad twat thickets, felonious exes, and quick to anger when you use protection being a few. Apparently, in lieu of contraception, they pop morning after pills at roughly the same rate as their male counterparts pop shots from their little .380 Jimenez semis at their myriad foes; aka anyone that looks at them and maintains eye contact for longer than 20 seconds.

Latinas, before the ravages of time take hold, are arguably the hottest women in the world. They dress like prostitutes and act accordingly. Black broads have turned fellatio into an art form. I'd need a gun to my head and a gasmask to go down on either one, but between the willingness and skill of sheboons to chug cock and the unbridled mastery of dick massaging twat muscles presumably shared by all chicanas, it wouldn't be racism to eshew them; it would be a clear sign of a prediliction for homosexuality.

Pump and dump. Bleach the lot of them. Figuratively fuck the shitskins. Literally do the same to their bitches.

>>87522087
>How can i be prettier than him
doubt it pal, post pic

>>87526370
>why James Cameron?

Really?

>>87526016
>(ask natalie portman)
link pls

>>87521650
>What's up with Jake Gylenhaal?

Nothing. Sometimes he just likes to go downtown for some milk chocolate. Everyone has their vices.

>>87522537
The drop

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>>87522222
Are we just gonna ignore these quints because we're too busy jerking off to Donnie darko?

>>87532089

The post is not really worthy of those quints, though.

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>>87528047

>>87525771
we can't, that's the point of this thread.

>>87522222
Digits wasted on a fucking SHEBOON!

>>87522148
> HELLO BEAUTIFUL

>>87522148
Is there a surgery that reduces the height of the philtrum? Asking for a friend

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ

>>87522753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ryG6sGiBmc
Why do you imply celebrities are smart?

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>>87521683
her forehead wtf. It's like a cichlid fish

>>87538257
/pol/

>>87538305
I'll be grossed out by anyone who's head looks like it was subject to a tire pump no matter their skin color

>>87524229
Basically your beard reverts to it's natural state, wich is why it's unlikely he used it

>>87535913
maxillary impaction combined with lip lift

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>>87529403
>that pasta
neat

>>87522213
>tfw I could be fucking Shaniqua and her thick ass but instead I'm watching Dunst going on yet another pathetic diet and then the waiter comes with another bland salad and I just know I could kill every single person on the street before the cops could put me down, but I sit here and endure, because I'm fucking Jake. I'm not going to lose my future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide my face and bear it.

>>87521715
>implying rihanna isn't the hottest woman you've ever seen