Welp. None of my friends want to go see T2 with me and I want

Bump

I already borrowed a purse to carry around so I can tell the guards my gf is in the bathroom. Not sure what to do once I'm inside the theater tho.

>>87520492
Your only chance is to hire a hooker and hope that she doesn't rat you out to the cinema stasi

Why can't you go by yourself? Why would a theatre turn down money?

>>87521495
Single white males are an insurance lilabilty since its a good chance i would be a shooter. Otherwise I do agree, why turn down the money? I have my own theory tho that since more people are staying home nowadays instead of going out they need more popcorn mine workers replaced and "no singles" is it just an excuse they use.

>>87520492
I usually just buy the ticket as if it's nothing and if the girl says anything I just say my friends are waiting inside. It's even easier if you show up the cashier a little late.

Be sure to mention it before she asks so it doest look suspicious

>>87520492
I go to the movies with an escort who lives near me. We got a nice rate worked out: $50 + ticket and snacks. Sometimes if she likes the movie she'll drop the $50.

>>87522484
can you cope a feel while watching the movie?

>penis inspection day: the thread

No fun allowed bucko

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>>87520492
>my no singles card comes in the mail after 4 months of review
>go to the theater and show them my card
>"sorry we don't have the verification system set up yet"

>no singles policy
do Americans really do this?

>>87522811
Yes, along with a "no eagles" policy. The amount of times I've argued with security over bringing my Falcon is atrocious, and wtf this is America you should be able to bring your eagle.

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