PAN NICE AND HOT

*clap*
NOW

*smacks gobber*

LOOK AT THAT, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT

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'ZA

NICE AND THICK

>>87514675
*lets a muslim paki rape his daughter*

>>87514727
Would Americans actually eat this, or is that just a stereotype?

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PAHN

NOICE EN 'OT

>>87514762
I wouldnt touch that fucking thing and I eat Lil Cesars

>>87514762
as soon as she said it was thin crust i would have asked for a refund

eggs

in

IN

ON

IN

ON

IN

ON

>>87514779
kek

>>87514727
Gordon was wrong, that 'za looks great.

>>87514779
*NOITHE

>>87514727
>Americans WILL defend this

>>87514762
are europeans actually obsessed or is that a rumor

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>>87516850
>the site is dominated by Americans, taking up maybe half the userbase
>American culture and the American mindset dominates the tone of the conversations
>someone from the other 50% of non-Americans points out that maybe a certain aspect of this culture is perhaps slightly funny, idiosyncratic, or unusual to them
>'OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO OBSESSED SHUT THE FUCK UP PATHETIC YUROPOOR HOW DARE YOU'

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PPEEEHN

NEEEEHS EEEEHH HHEET

BEEF WELLINGTOOOOOOOON
WHERE IS MY BEEF WELLINGTON??!

TODAY PLEASE

THANK YOU, NOW PISS OFF

>>87516946
>some bootyblasted european actually made this

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Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Z7EPh8oLU

>>87516946
O B S E S S E D

>>87514779
>Now, for a drizzle of olive oil
>*pours half the bottle*

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HADRON COLLIDER

ON

>>87517053
EEEEUGH?!

>>87516850
Don't know, haven't been there. I hear Americans are obsessed with that place, though.

>>87517229
Pan nice and COLD

>>87517229
THERMONUCLEAR REACTOR

NICE AND HOT

>>87517229
ICE CUBES
NICE AND HOT

>>87517053
poor mycocaine he must be out of moeny again.

MEMES

DEAD AND STALE

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MILK

NICE AND FRESH

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Eating hamburgers is hard

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>>87519050
give it to me , cunt!

>>87514727
if it was cooked properly, this would be pretty good

also this is clearly a dinner pizza while marketed as a lunch pizza.

I would probably send this back, and I've been to actual pizza restaurants where they make proper dinner pizza.

>>87519119
ramsay is a fucking retard

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>'mm, take a look at this'
>MUSIC RATTLE
>gordon sloshes off a portion of pizza
>'creamier than my gandmum's CUNT'
>camera pans in
>*UNSETTLING VIOLIN*
>fuck ME

>>87519119
what the fuck

>>87514675
>now just add a *touch* of butter
>add 3 blocks
>mhhmmmm

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>>87514762
Fuck no.
It's uncooked and greasier than the greasiest pizzas I have ever eaten and I don't mind grease.
Cheese and toppings look like shit.
I hope Pantaleonne closed his shop and killed himself.

>>87514762
After 5-8 more minutes in the oven and many napkins to soak up the grease? Sure. As it is? Absolutely not.

>>87519236

>perfectly fine looking good
>it's a kitchen at a small hotel not a 5 star restaurant
>gordon says it's shite every time
>we're supposed to just take his word for it

>What's this?
>The texture just feels awful and soft...
>God, it's so dry.
>Whoever made this does not belong in a kitchen, I tell you.
>They don't taste fresh at all.
>Excuse me, can you tell me what this is?
>Those are our napkins, Chef.
>Do you make them here?
>You're n-not supposed to eat them...
>Fuck me.

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>>87517053
YUH?!

>>87517229
WIND TUNNEL

NICE AND SUB ZERO

>We've re-created your menu to take advantage of the local flavor
>Fresh.
>Elegant.
>Simple.
>Delicious

>>87519654
You're right I prefered it when he explained what they did wrong and hence why it was shit.
But 'murica just wants screaming.

>>87517043
A German on /pol/, to be specific.

German /pol/acks are perhaps the most butthurt demographic on 4chan.

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DUNDUNDUNDU-N HELLO THIS IS CHEF JOHN FROM FOODWISHES DOT COM WIIIITH KAYENNE KAYENNE WITH KAYENNE SAUCE

christ
fuckin hell

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STRAIGHT INTO HENRY HOOVER

NICE AND HOT

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anyone actually hyped for the all-star season? i've been binge watching uncensored Hells Kitchen Seasons 4-16. I can't wait.

>>87516950
>Honey, I made you breakfast...
>Ugh... that's okay, I'm not feeling too great. Might skip it.

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bit o' olive oil

>>87520088
Wait, they're having an all-star season? Oh shit, I fucking love Hell's Kitchen, I've watched pretty much all seasons (think 1 or 2 of them slipped between the cracks over the years), I'm hyped as fuck for that then yeah.

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>>87519050
>>87519138
giv mummy gf

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>You're a quaint, homestyle barbecue joint that has a dirty kitchen? Not anymore you're not, you're now a haute cuisine fine dining establishment with a menu that michelin-starred chefs could barely handle, you fucking donkey.

>>87520422
Sent enjoy

>>87519138
This genuinely makes me upset.

https://youtu.be/QyE1V-6EEWc?t=8m38s
>my wife's going to see you too
What did he mean by this?

>>87520410
Yeah it starts september 29th, all blackjackets I hope.

>>87519233
he's clowning for the camera

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Food kino thread?

>>87520928
is that jack food edited in?

>>87520977
Yes you twat

>>87520646

Why, she is a whore who likes coke and getting slapped around and chocked whilst fucking.

>>87520928
lmfao

>>87520437
Fuck off dude, every revamp menu is just like 15 items, 14 of which are easy shit like a salad or a burger and a 'signature dish' that has to do with the theme of the episode.

MEME


NICE AND DEAD

>>87520437
what episode?

MEME

NICE AND DEAD

>>87521025
Does she? hot if true, just spousal abuse if not.
Also how is cocaine relevant?

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GIV


NICE AND HOT

>>87521101

Never fucked a girl who has been on coke all night?

>>87521075
>>87521096
HEADS

NICE AND HOT

>>87521190
FAGGOT

NICE AND EXPOSED

>>87516946
I mean Europeans are essentially just worse versions of Americans, and their insecurity speaks

>>87521268
TEMPERATURE

NICE AND RISING

>>87519119
he doesn't have the great burgus extensor, a muscle situated in the throat that allows wider opening of the mouth. It's only found in american people, a strange trick of mother nature

>>87520928
>ground meat
>food kino
jesus christ americans stop this.

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Marco Pierre White > Gordon Ramsey

>>87521386
>never had ground meat
You should try a sausage. I bet you euros would love those things.

>>87520437
It's usually the opposite. He gives them super simple menus that even retards can't fuck up and with fewer items on it than they originally had.

>>87514675
OLIVE OIL

IN

>a dirzzle o' oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS4pvT7ady8

>>87521418
patrician

MARCO HAS OUTGUNNED HIS FORMER PUPIL, JUST

1:01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYrdd4Xrfvw

VAAN

GET OVER HERE AY

YOU BURNT THE WATER, YES?

FUCKING DONKEY

it's raw tbqh fahm

>>87519173
>dinner pizza

>>87517229
NUCLEAR REACTOR

ON

>>87514727
Why american eat this shit?