Bojack

>>>>>>>>>>/reddit/

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I would fuck and marry the everliving shit out of Princess Carolyn

>>87510855
>>>/trash/

Okay so if a mouse and a cat fuck in this show they have either a mouse baby or a cat baby rather than a half-mouse half-cat baby. I was wondering about that.

>>87510870
she is QT my dude

>>87510855

Even though she has a barren womb and would take her frustation on never being able to get children out on you?

>>87510855
no babies and there's probably a lot of 40+ year old women out there like her right now.

>>87510878

Yes. Same as with Charlotte and Kyle.

>>87510878
According to how it worked so far in the show it's either one or.

You either have a horse baby or human baby. You either have a deer baby or human. You either have a cat baby or mouse baby.

>Anyway, do you want this paining
>It belonged to your grandfather, a man who knew what marriage meant
Comedy gold

>>87510855
Enjoy ur nokids lol

>>87510878
Yeah, there are no hybrids. Remember when Bojack had the drug fantasy about him and Charlotte's kid? The kid was a horse. Also Charlotte's actual human child.

>>87510893
Not many like her desu.

>>87510728

Who else completely fell for the future greatgranddaughter bait?

I have never felt so betrayed. I WAS PROMISED A HAPPY ENDING DAMNIT

Why is episode 11 always the feelsy gutpunch episode? Feels formulaic, man.

>>87511026
>falling for bait like that
Nothing has ever been that clearly bait.

>>87511114

I mean it is so obvious in hindsight, but I really want PC to be happy and stupidly clang to that promise that everything was gonna turn out good in the end.

Even when the fucking jeweler told her her necklace is fake I was in complete denial mode. I thought maybe it turned out they mixed it up or that it somehow still is valuable.

I don't know why I fell for it so hard.

>>87511442
>but I really want PC to be happy
That's why you fell for it. Her existence is to suffer, rather than be happy. She's the one truly good person and she had to fall and become shit.

Just finished the season. Loved the last few episodes, but didn't really like Todd's arc and felt like the Diane/Mr PB thing was sorta rushed and not concluded. Bojack's mom's storyline was absolutely great and though the whole Hollyhock thing was slow at first it god good and I'm really glad that Bojack is acting positively now. I hope PC is able to pick up the pieces and swallow her pride.

>>87511919
>the Diane/Mr PB thing was sorta rushed
she was struggling with it from the very start
i dont know about you, but i was honestly surprised when she said yes in season 1

>>87512178
I wasn't surprised, but it was obviously a sham from the start. "Rushed" was really the wrong word, it was more like a small segment of a larger story that didn't include the conclusion that wrapped up the end of season.

Overall a solid season.

S2>S4>S1>S3

So when will all the weird miscellaneous loose ends be tied up?

>>87512334
Switch 1 and 4. The end of 1 is just absolutely great and slightly overshadows 4.

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>tfw i call myself a garbage fire too

>>87512535

This episode really hit waaaaay close to home
>That voice will go away right? It's just a stupid teenager thing, right?

>>87512535
>>87512621
This shouldn't be relatable, but it is. Does everybody have negative self talk constantly running, or is that just an anomaly for weirdos? It's been running on a loop since I was six and the only way to make it stop is to get distract myself. If it gets too quiet and I'm alone with my thoughts for too long it pops right back up at full volume.

There's no way that's normal, right? That would just be too cruel of life to have that be an intrinsic part of the human condition.

>>87513814
some people think it is. Bicameralism was once thought to be the basis for human religious belief

>>87513814
some say its the conflict between your thinking and feeling side
the only way to reach happiness is find a middle ground between the two
you know how you want ask out that one girl, and you keep telling yourself "Do it!", but you dont, out of fear... well, thats basically it
its not a sign of depression

I just finished episode 11. Jesus fucking christ that was just fucked

>>87514294
I honestly thought Hollyhock would be Beatrice's daughter she gave up for adoption for some reason throughout the whole season.

I hoped he would fuck Hollyhock

>>87514294
Episode 11 is always fucked

>>87513874
>Bicameralism was once thought to be the basis for human religious belief
That kind of makes sense. When negative thoughts pop into my head sometimes they seem fully formed and disconnected from how I'd like to see myself. It's almost as if an entirely different really mean cruel person that knows everything about me is addressing me- even harassing me.

I could see how this could be viewed as a religious experience. If you didn't know any better, you might think you were being spoken to by demons or gods or something.

>>87514322
He learned after what happened with Penny.

>>87510728
>urban socialite party lifestyle, groups popping on off always wondering where the next party is, drunken emotional bipolar moments, driving around from parking lot to parking lot in the night just so you can try and sit and talk, dodging cops making deals, always ready to fall into a depression or excitement if it's a good or bad party, or if you get whatever it is you're wandering around for
I'm nostalgic for this stuff in a way, but I'm glad I've gotten out of it. This show captures a very regular day-to-day but god damn what an awful life. I mean, with just a little bit of consistency, the ability to keep it all in one place, and friends who understand how to treat eachother instead of some self-sabotaging punk shit, you pretty much can avoid the tears and the histrionic pity parties that constantly occur in a show like this. Bojack and crew are short term thinking retards.

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DAS RIIIIIIITE WHATCHU GON DO CATBOI?

So it's pretty obvious Diane and PJ are getting a divorce aren't they

>>87514621
Diane does not deserve a happy ending

>>87514621
yeah

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>>87514294
Now now /tv/, you don't want to end up like your Bojack's grandmother, do you?

>>87515081
That dude was fucked up

>>87515212
It was a different time

>>87513814
i had it for a long time. it disappeared a couple of years back when I started working with what I loved and started letting the past be in the past (including past mistakes). I think the voice is not something that holds you back, but a symptom that something is not right.

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>>87510939
>Not many like her desu.
I feel like she and Ralph will get back together. It was too easy of a breakup and nobody better will come along for her. At least that's what I'm hoping for.

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wtf i love bojack now

>>87516468
How did she know? Does she have A-dar?

>>87516489
She was in the meetup.

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>>87513814
I'm not a little bitch so I don't but I unironically constantly have thoughts about how everyone around me are liars and cheaters that believe their sin is justified by everyone elses' sins as they spiral the world into a disgusting pool deceit and the true solution is for all of us to die and people like Elliot Rodgers are like angels of death sent to sacrifice a few sinners to absolve the rest of us and send a message to craft a healthier world for everyone and not just yourself but nobody's actually listening so we deserve more of him in the world until we get our shit together.

>>87517785
Ladies and gentlemen, this is why people with clinically diagnosed depression should be either lobotomized and/or sterilized.

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>>87517785
That's not at all what he was getting at, but thanks for sharing your thoughts. Get help.

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>>87517785
Have a trap they always make me feel better.

>>87518119
Cutie Bailey

>>87512334
>S2>S4>S1>S3

Stupidest ranking I've seen.

It's Season 3 >> Season 1 > Season 4 > Season 2. They're all good though.

>>87511529
>the one truly good person
I think Todd fits that too even if his complete retardation gets in the way of his good nature occasionally
I feel like they really didn't use him much this season, the clown dentists plotline was great and the payoff was amazing but as a character he got a lot less meaningful screentime this time around

>>87519151
Todd is objectively a better person. PC isn't a good person, she's just obsessed with fixing things to make herself seem less shitty. She's cutthroat and doesn't give a shit about people if they're stopping her from her goals (BoJack, the victims of the shooting, her ex-mouse boyfriend, Judah). PC sucks, I don't have much sympathy for her

>>87515716
Yeah but actually tho

>>87510728
>true happiness exists
>dating a (((mouse)))
She fucked up, man. What more can you say.

>>87514308
Honestly I felt the truth kinda undermined the season I saw it coming but still.

>>87519191
>doesn't give a shit about people if they're stopping her from her goals
I can see where you're coming from but I don't think this is really true. I think what we saw in the end of her episode this season was the deep end of a long spiral that began when Bojack fired her. I mean fuck she's legitimately an alcoholic now.

>>87519282
I'd say the opposite if anything, despite finding out he has no parental obligation/responsibility of any kind to Hollyhock Bojack doesn't just dump her but does something fucking positive for a change

>>87519326
In the end, he's her brother, which is something she actually needs. He may be a failure of a father, but he's a more or less decent older brother.

because she is garbage

>>87510878
I think only real life viable hybrids happen, I swear I saw a mule at one point with a horse and donkey parent

>>87516468
They missed a huge opportunity when Todd asks her "are you asexual?"

She coulda been like "nah I'm a-xotl"

Is Bojack breaking his family's miserable life circle? Is season 5 going to be him helping out Diane and Peanutbutter figure out their relationship, pull PC out of her alcoholism with his new role and finally, ones he made peace with himself be friends with Todd again?

>>87519301
But what about in Season 3 when PC ruins BoJack's chance of being in Kelsey's film. She didn't give a shit about him then either

>>87520353
What would be fucking amazing is if there was a whole episode dedicated to him making amends, becoming a better person and everything seems really good.

Then in the final scene he makes amends with todd. All the luster fades away and you see bojack in a mental hospital watching re runs of all his old shows.

Like his mother, he no longer knows who he is or what he's done to anybody. The last scene is bojack asking Todd if he's good person. Todd hugs him and walks away for the last time.

>>87510728
no

>>87514619
Honestly expected this whole scene to go differently. I mean, would a cat cop really be that okay with a cat woman getting with a mouse guy?

>>87517785

i'd watch this movie

>>87514294
Do you really primarily remember the bad things in your life when you get alzheimers, /tv/?
I'm scared.

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>>87510728
I REALLY DONT GET THE APPEAL OF THIS SHOW IT JUST FEEL LIKE HOOLYWOOD JACKING OFF ITSELF MAYBE U HAVE TO BE IN THAT WORLD THIS SHOW SUCKS EVEN ON DRUGS

>>87520797
>>87524149
I dunno but I must have been thinking about that while I slept because alzheimer's actually does run in my family and the thought of that is absolutely terrifying

>>87524212
pic related, it's the writers making another tongue twister sentence

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>>87524268
or an obscure pop culture reference

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>>87524307
I really hate reference-humour because it's so cheap but Todd's bit about the pumped up kicks was really funny to me for some reason.

If the show is realistic, no. Unless she adopts, if she has a kid it's probably going to be screwed up. I feel bad for hee

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> yfw you realize Bojack's mom drugged Hollyhock because she was constantly pressured about her weight herself when she was young

>>87510728
yes, once she starts dating a dog.

God I really hope the next season isn't political like Bob-Waksberg said. The story this show is telling doesn't need to be corrupted by stupid fucking DRUMPFT jokes

>>87515081
That scene was fucking kino

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>>87516468

>3 eps into new season
>already all this bullshit about the DNA test instead of just solving the issue outright

why should I even bother watching this any more if they're going to do this bullshit yet again of refusing to move the plot forward?

>>87513814
>Does everybody have negative self talk constantly running

No, I dont

>>87525739
What? They do the DNA test same episode you cuck

The cold opening where BoJack is about to go run with the horses, and then he gets a call from Diane and looks up and sees the horses have already ran too far away from him hit me pretty hard. Reminded me of all the times where an opportunity for change was right in front of me and I missed it because I didn't want to deviate from familiarity.

>>87526089
That's not at all what that scene was about. Bojack was one step away from completely giving up on life, he's distracted by Diane's call and eventually he realized that there's still hope for him to become a good person.

There's something about this show that really gets my bestiality boner going.

>>87525739
Keep watching anon.

>>87515877
Yes, exactly this, it's like a mechanism that tells you are not doing something right or that something is wrong in your life. So you have to go out and fix it and then it gets better, the thing is a lot of people dont listen to this and drink, use drugs, porn or some other form of self medication to ignore these feelings.

>Every single time something interesting starts happening
>Switch to Asian Daria

Why?

>>87523044
Watch "God Bless America".

>>87529917
Awful movie. Super did everything it did better while being nowhere near as pretentious.

>>87518119
Bailey is a tranny, not a trap.

>>87529771
>Asian Daria
Every time

>>87526473
I think it's just because a lot of the characters are just so appealing in different ways.

>>87530163
Yeah, but specifically I want to see a yellow lab fucking and subsequently knotting Alison Brie, I think.

>>87530224
>worst type of bestiality

>>87530163
>Every time

Lets be honest, that's her only real defining feature other than being a self centered piece of shit.

>>87530285
Well yeah. I just find it really amusing.

>shitty horse with no name cover
why is bojack so anti-america?

>>87525568
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this. Guess the team saw one too many "Bojack Ledditman" posts and decided to give a nod

BH never was leddit anyways, only idiots could think that. This show is on a different level than something like Rick & Morty, and it manages to feel more natural to boast

Are liberals not furious that Diane, an Asian woman(although honestly I never realised until they said her name was Nguyen in one of the earlier episodes), is played by Allison Brie?

>>87531912
Her last name is said in the first episode.

>>87510855
she's thicc af

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE MY LIFE

Then do something about it morons

>>87524149
From what I've heard it's more like being trapped inside your own random memories.

Like someone took a photo album of your life, shot it with a shotgun and you're trying to grab bits of photos out of the air but they're always just out of reach and more and more of the photos float away as time goes on.

>>87524149
>>87524214
There's been a lot of progress within research on how to slow down/prevent alzheimer's during these last few years. I think you can rest easy, anons
And if you still end up facing it, you could always end your life on your own terms before it's too late

Hollyhock should hit the gym 2bh

>>87535938
TRUE THAT

>>87510855
I would try and keep on trying to get her the baby she wants.
Can't believe Ralph didnt rip his clothes off in the restaurant right there.
Respectable, stable women wanting to get their shit fertilized is my fetish.

>dat fall into her bender tho
>and that imaginary future grandchild

and vagina harvey firestein wtf

>>87512621
>>87513814
I used to and wasn't even aware of how negative it was until a few years ago.
To start, at least what I did, was first identifiying that youre doing it, then take out the negative bits when you can, and to add in positive bits when you can.

I used to be very anxious in public because of this and just trying to keep a steady hand on the rudder of my self talk has improved things.

>>87514541
>self-sabotaging punk shit
really the worst
who cares if its cool and takening responablitly for yourself is square shit, being negative and unhappy all the time isn't worth it

Was it ever mentioned before the carride to stiltin manor that the Girl Croosh chick and Ralph were related?

>>87517785
That's like the flip-flop of negative self-talk
I recommend getting some help, or else keeping your moralfag shit to yourself.

>>87536522
Yeah, season 3.

>>87524466
It's a kind of humor that can be really lazy, but sometimes it can also be well-done with decent payoff. This show has examples of both lazy and well thought out reference humor in my opinion. They even got self-referential about this when Mr. PB's ex wife stopped him from making more lazy reference jokes.

WE DESIRE CAPS OF THE THICK ANT QUEEN

and maybe some of those sexy orcas

>>87531912
Serious question, do people care about whitewashing in the voice-acting industry? I could see people getting upset about some white guy doing a racist middle eastern or black or Mexican accent, but if it's a non-white character with just a generic American accent, does it matter who voices the character?

>>87510728
People who tend to be career oriented like that have to sacrifice somewhere. And people like that are usually never satisfied in relationships and usually blow up some small detail into something completely out of proportion.

>>87536951
Not Vanessa Gecko :^)))

>>87510728
roastie slut deserves to die alone.

>>87510855
even the rat (beta nerd archetype who marries post-prime women) was more alpha than you.

>>87536720
>Thick ant queen
>Voiced by Rupaul

I have some news for you...

>>87510878
the rat guy asked, "did the doctor say what species?" there are no hybrids. just either or.

>>87536522
It was mentioned at the end of Season 3 when Caroline told Diane that his sister was starting a website and needed writers, dummy

>>87513814
I have had that since I can remember. To an extreme degree. It did pause for about 6 months where I was finally getting laid and did drugs/alcohol, but looking back it was probably just the drugs dumbing me down.

Literally every loser has this syndrome.

>>87517785
based elliot fan

>>87522813
I actually thought that when she was getting hissy at the cat cop saying she was in heat that the next scene would be the cat cop and her fucking.

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>>87530980
they had another movie poster of DeNiro starring in "Uncle Cuck". hmm, why would they pick DeNiro?

>>87537988
>voiced by rupaul
Would still

is season 4 out?

i liked the other 3 seasons and heard this one was gonna be a bunch of political circlejerking but people also tend to exaggerate about that so how was it?

wait, is the new season out? did they release it all at once or something? I dont have netflicks is it online yet?

>>87538363
S4 isn't political except one gun control episode (which isn't THAT bad).
It's S5 that's going to be le anti-Drumph #resistance crusade

Is the torrent for the soundtrack of the series out yet?

>>87538501
is it out yet though? i checked the usual website i watch cartoons at and they dont have it yet

>>87524701
I thought this season was gonna be the drumpf one. I thought they were light on him by only comparing him to a vain unqualified Mister Peanut Butter.

>>87538574
It's on Netflix.

>>87538440
Netflix shows are released all at once. It won't be long for it to be stripped and uploaded somewhere else.

>>87538363
It is and season 5 is supposed to be "fuck Drumpf"

>>87538440
It was out on torrents within like 2 hours of being released.

>>87538610
No. This season was written before the election. Bob-Waksberg has said he wants to [be a retard] in the next season though

I was really surprised they didn't turn Mr. PB's election into Trump commentary.

>>87510728
Is Bojack even more reddit than rick and morty?

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I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, I'M BOJACK PICKLEMAN

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Is he....dare I utter such a sinful provocation...../ourguy/?

>>87538731
The election plot sucked fine on its own. Wasn't very funny, and any satire of politics got old after the first ep.

Wish there'd been more of Hollyhock

Just finished watching the episode where women start carrying handguns.

Wtf I hate republicans now???

So wait a full season got released? Not only one episode every week? Jesus i wanna see it already but i dont netflix and chill.

>>87538768
mr picklebutter or pickle todd are more likely

The thing about Judah deceiving her and getting fired was pretty weird, it came out of nowhere.
He had potential too, I'm not sure why they got rid of him.

>>87538777
I'd be his new daddy desu

>>87538931
Did I miss something? What are you referencing?

>>87538968
His dad died in either S1 or S2 and he was put in charge of the original agency PC was working for.

>>87510728
She doesn't deserve it. She had a good thing going with the mouse and broke up with him while drunk over nothing.

>>87538830
I too would love to see more of Hollyhock.
By feeding her

>>87539001
What do you mean by "daddy"?

>>87539073
:)

>>87510728
>bojack actually gets a semi-happy ending at the end of the season for once

thank god. sucks for diane and mr. peanutbutter, but their shit always felt like a sham anyway. good for bojack

>>87525568
They also had an Uncle Cuck poster in an earlier episode before this billboard showed up.

>>87538830
I don't think there was enough of Hollyhock.
It looked like she was getting bigger in the second episode and that was hot af

>>87513814
It gets worse the more I drink

>>87539020
>drunk over nothing.
I think she was drunk because she miscarried again

Bojoacks story sorta has a shelf life before it turns shitty.
If it's based on person problems, eventually the problem will be resolved (or characters an hero), then you need to contrive other problems or dragging it forever gets tiresome and he becomes an unlikable asshole who never learns after a decade of episodes

>>87539020
i didn't really feel anything over her breaking up with the mouse guy, but i did feel bad over her firing her assistant-guy since it really seemed like he was the one holding her together. he was too good for her if anything, and yet she was the one to get rid of him. damn shame

>>87538252
>why would they pick DeNiro?

Because he has a history of appearing in low-brow comedies.

>>87538715
You are a retard.

http://www.indiewire.com/2016/12/bojack-horseman-season-4-creator-raphael-bob-waksberg-christmas-special-1201762820/

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>>87540153
>hurrr
From that article

>>87510728
i found true happiness when /pol/ tried to predict that it would be ALL ABOUWT MUH TROMP but then it wasnt at all

>>87540380
But they never did. That's season 5.

>>87540443
>already pretending it didnt happen
nice try, we all saw you idiots getting triggered by that "BOJACK SEASON 4 IS TEH MOST SUBTLE SATIRE OF THE 2016 ELECTION YET!!!" headline

>>87540489
Alright man, keep looking for that /pol/ boogeyman.

Just finished season 4.

>I've never had a brother before
My heart.

>>87540443
I'm sure they'll take potshots at Trump in season 5, but I don't think it'll derail the show.

>>87540538
alright man, keep trying to convince me i didnt see posts that i saw because of how totally uninvested in /pol/ you are

>>87513814
Welcome to anxiety disorder/depression and no, not everyone has the voice, in fact, perfectly mentally healthy people don't, hence why normies think anxiety and depression is just a "mood" you can get over instead of an actual fucking illness.

I have severe anxiety disorder and it's pretty similar to what Bojack had in the show but more the fact I over analyse fucking EVERYTHING. Even taking the car down to the local store, what if I get in a car crash, what will my family think if I get in a car crash, what songs will they play at my funeral, oh fuck they're totally going to play shit songs at my funeral, holy fuck I'm going to die one day no matter what, fuck I'm going to die. That is my mind all the fucking time.

There have been points (though only like 1 or 2 times in the past few years) where It's literally manifested itself into delusional psychosis where literally everything visually goes dark like it's night time despite it's the middle of the day and I'm walking in the street and I feel like I'm being smothered by overbearing darkness and dread. I remember once it happened when I was just walking and talking with friends and suddenly everything went super dark and I just had this overwhelming sense of terror and dread overwhelm me and I literally just turned around and sprinted several kilometers home and hid in my room for hours sure some sort of fucking Beserk eclipse god hand shit was about to go down.

>>87540552
>all of Time's arrow
My feels

>>87530980
>BH never was leddit anyways, only idiots could think that. This show is on a different level than something like Rick & Morty, and it manages to feel more natural to boast
Bojack Horseman fans and Rick and Morty fans are literally the same person.

>>87540604
Can you taste the ice cream, Mom?

>>87540648
Not that anon, but I like both shows, have been on 4chan since 2007, have only gone on Reddit when I stumbled across a discussion through a Google search, and still consider BH way better than R&M.

>>87540648
>oh man normies amirite XDD so 4chan

Any dramedies to make me laugh and cry and oscillate unpredictably between warming my heart and ripping it to shreds between now and season 5?

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>>87541290

>>87541321
>GIRLS
>cry
Make you pissed absolutely, but almost everyone in that show is so shitty that you feel really good when something bad happens to them.