Black Mirror missed a huge opportunity

>>87510026
Don't be stupid. Having sex with a grown pig is something that the genre public of England would possibly consider as okay in that situation. There is literally no non degenerate person on who would consider raping a child be okay for the greater good.

Are you a pedophile or just retarded?

>>87510026
Would you be more surprised to see the president fucking a pig or to find out hes a pedophile? Cause I hear about famous people getting outed as pedos, but I've never heard of one fucking a pig.

>>87510170
The British PM fucked a pig, it came out after this episode aired

>>87510170
But would he fuck the girl? Fucking a pig won't ruin a pigs life because the fuckers die for meat consumption anyway while it's not worth ruining a life to save another.

>>87510170
>I've never heard of one fucking a pig.
Because you're an ignorant child.

how did he get erection in that tense situation? how can you fuck while flaccid?

>>87510833
Of course he wouldn't rape a child you fucking idiot. How is this a question? If the episode had gone ahead as you think it should have it would have been the stupidest shit ever.

The only reason it works is because there might be some expectation on the part of the PM to have sex with the pig. There would be literally no expectation on anyone's part for him to rape a child. How are you this stupid? The whole point of the episode is the catch-22 conundrum where he will be hated by people either way. Who the fuck would be angry he didn't rape a child?

why is /tv/ so pedo?

>>87510890
>when a literal pigfucker tries to BTFO you on /tv/

>>87510108
I feel something for girls that age sometimes , but that's beyond the point . Think about , a girl's virginity over a woman's life? I don't think so.

>>87510898
Pills, they even said so.

>>87510949
>dumbass living under a rock never heard about piggate and thinks he's smart

>>87510949
Those two posts are alluding to a politician who fucked a pig. Do you lack comprehension or are you just desperate for attention?

>>87510995
That makes no sense - Viagra and related drugs require you to be sexually aroused to work. If they were just drugs that gave you an erection for hours you would suffer from priapism and likely cause irreparable damage to your penile tissue. Literally all those drugs do is increase the amount of blood that flows to the penis in the event that a man gets an erection. It doesn't make you get the erection.

>>87511109
They gave him porn as well.

>>87511109
Since fucking when reality stoped writers?

>>87510026
This show is the definition of something idiots watch and think they're all the more intelligent for it.

>>87511283
Can you name a significantly more intelligent tv show with a similar budget? I'm not sure there really is any actually smart tv with this kind of funding out there. It's a commercial medium.

>>87511411
Twilight Zone, and it had a way smaller budget.

Gee that was easy.

>>87511411
Yes Minister

ADMIN IS ONTO SOMETHING HERE.


Fucking a child or letting the princess die

wew

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>>87510026
This shit better improve in season 4. Theres only one good episode. Pic related

>>87511496
it makes my depravities feel more normal , ok?

>>87511109
you sure know a lot about erectile disfunction pills, are you okay anon?

>>87511456
>it had a way smaller budget

And so has less need to be appealing to a wider audience to recuperate the funds put into it. Why do you think I asked for a similar budget? The more money filmmakers put into their films the more money they need to get back from their films for their continued filmmaking to be viable.

>>87511283
It's legitimately more thoughtful than 95% of television.
At least the episodes have a purpose or theme instead of just dull entertainment.

The fact you're bitching about it tells me you are just a contrarian faggot instead of someone who enjoys the process of story-telling.

>>87511543
I suffer from erectile dysfunction and extreme porn addiction. It's shameful to me, but I keep it well hidden, and it is at least the worst part of my life. Other than that I'm pretty happy really.

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>>87511456
You just compared Black Mirror to Twilight Zone. So you're saying that its the best show since the Twilight Zone in its genre and budget. Even if theres cuck bullshit and of course a huge power gap thats pretty good company, son...

>>87510026
To be honest the episode was total shit in lot of other ways as well
10 minutes in the suggestion that the pm has to fuck a pig is thrown and you know it's going to happen, then you just wait 40 minutes for it to happen, and it does and it's not shocking or repulsing or anything really, the episode did what it promised, how about that
it was really badly build episode

>>87511574
>And so has less need to be appealing to a wider audience
and yet it still did.
The Twilight Zone is heralded as an all-time great series to this day. Black Mirror won't have a legacy.

>>87511664
I have no idea how this is hard for you to understand. The more money that is spent on a film or a show, the more appealing it will likely have to be to a larger audience (which means diluting difficult content and ideas) so that the money can be regained. Of course there are more intelligent shows with smaller budgets than Black Mirror. They can literally afford to be. Your continued reference of the Twilight Zone, despite it's popular appeal, makes me think you're a fucking moron.

>>87511699
>m-money, t-that's all that matters
Spoken like a true complete idiot. There's a reason your pseudo-intellectual garbage likes to market itself as a spiritual successor to the Twilight Zone.

You can argue the semantics of marketing all you like, it doesn't change the fact that it's a show that panders to morons like yourself by trying to be thought-provoking.

>>87511806
>straw-grasping intensifies
I at no point said Black Mirror an extremely clever television show, and have implied several times there are others which are more intelligent. Seriously, how dumb?

>>87511806
>market itself as a spiritual successor to the Twilight Zone.
or maybe because they are both episodic and are essentially just short stories in television form

let's hear your thought-provoking shows from the last 5 years

also the show doesn't even get real marketing, half of normies don't even know it exists
but I don't expect a dumbass like you to use logic or understand blatant truths

>>87511866
Yet you're defending the show? By making a pointless claim about budgeting like anyone gives a shit? You are exactly the kind of moron this show targets as its audience.

>>87511664
>The Twilight Zone is heralded as an all-time great series to this day. Black Mirror won't have a legacy.

100% CORRECT!!!FACT!!!

>>87511899
Ok bud, whatever you need to believe to feel better about yourself I guess

>>87511887
>or maybe because they are both episodic and are essentially just short stories in television form
What are you even trying to argue here.

>let's hear your thought-provoking shows from the last 5 years
>from the last 5 years
The fact that you applied this restriction shows what an underage retard you are.

>also the show doesn't even get real marketing, half of normies don't even know it exists
Oh, so much for your budgeting argument.

>but I don't expect a dumbass like you to use logic or understand blatant truths
You're the one stupid enough to think the show is intelligent here.

>future where you can [block] other humans by making cheap static cover them
Woah...

God I hate this show so much. I'm a bong and all my friends recommended it to me before it got big and something seemed so cucked about it (and this was before all the cuck memes too)

>>87511605
Wtf stop beating your meat before it ruins your life dude

>>87514516
Hey dude shut the fuck up maaan.

I'd love to have a double episode deal that pokes fun at liberals and conservatives.

- All mental illnesses (even transgenderism) and homosexuality were given a cure and could opt in for it.
- Society had learned how to get rid of hate and racism through eugenics, but someone was born with it still.

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I don't really think so, no one wants to fucking fuck a pig. I'm not advocating for pedophilia or implying that most people want to fuck a second grade girl but I'd much rather do that than a pig.

>>87512012
>0 arguments, the post

You sure showed him! :^)

>>87514778
>NOONE wants to fuck a 2nd grade girl
>EVERYONE wants to fuck a 7th grade girl

Black mirror is fiction, man, english politics are already famous pedophiles.