>went to see IT today >got the best seat in the house (middle

I work in a cinema, and I hate that shit.
I police the screens like the fucking gestapo. Any noise or people on phones, I give one warning. After that, they are out.
Sorry you had your experience ruined, cinema workers turning to a blind eye to that stuff is far too common.

>watch film with mum
>sat in front of group of retarded teenagers
>they keep giggling and farting
>whenever there's a silence they'd fart and laugh loudly
>hear them whispering calling my mum names like 'she looks like a dirty bag'
>walk out of cinema my mum has chewing gum and paper in her hair

>going to cinemas

>>87497300
I was in War for the Planet of the Apes a few weeks ago and some bitch in the row behind me took multiple photos with the flash on during the film. That was a whole new level of obnoxious.

>>87497520
Cinema guy here again. For some reason Apes was really bad for that. I threw out a bunch of different people on different occasions for taking pics and snapchats and other shit

I saw it last night, some fat middle-aged asian dude by himself sat right behind me and laughed and clapped at nearly every line of dialogue Ritchie had, it was maddening.

>>87497300
>only ever go to a movie theater when i genuinely want to see a movie i feel worthy of cinema experience
>only go on a weekday
>earliest screening
>at least 1 month after release
>few to no one in theater
>no faggots rummaging bags or chewing
>no bright ass phone screen lights
>no one kicking my fucking seat


I've never had an issue since because i absolutely cannot stand anyone ruining my movie experience when i pay fucking money for it.

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>>87497300
>>every single time something scary/serious/pennywise happened 2 fat (presumably) stoned retards behind me laugh their asses off loud enough for the front row to "shhhh" them

lmao sorry brah

>>87497395
>bragging about working as an usher at a movie theater
SAD

>>87497667
You're doing God's work, anon. Keep it up.

>>87497812
What part was bragging?

>>87497395
>I police the screens like the fucking gestapo.
So your the KINOstapo?

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>"Wow... he didn't stutter once"
>whole audience except my friends take it as a joke and burst out laughing
Why can't plebs fucking understand cinema?

>>87498269
>entire audience laughed when georgie hit the construction barricade
they don't have empathy either