Why is Amy Schumer so strong now? Would she defeat you in combat?

God she is hideous. Why does it even have a career? Is it solely because of Chuck Schumer?

>>87493109
I would get all up in that and I'm not even a nigger.

Andrew the Giant Biopic with her in the lead when?

>>87493109
damn, she bulking?

>>87493238
she's eating against trump's election

>>87493109
Who wins, Amy or Chloe?

>>87493262
Obviously Amy shes a whole other weight class m8.

>>87493466
all it takes is an internet outage

tird7txkugcfjvm ffs anon

>>87493783
same

>>87493109
is she immune to 9mm?

>>87493109
finally, Bigfoot is found.

>>87493195
She's one of God's chosen people

>>87493109
that poor lake, it doesnt stand a chance.

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>>87493109

>>87494420
Sweet Dee looks different.

>work out
>you still look like a fat slob

>>87494372
this is so stupid I almost refuse someone would not only post a picture of themselves wearing a chastity cage, but wear an antifa shirt too

>>87494761
>implying she works out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYRENWT8lz8

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>>87494762
that's not an antifa shirt, it says antiflag literally right on the shirt

>>87493195
Yes.

>>87493466
This. #SwoleLeft will bash the fash.

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Why are Jewish men so funny but Jewish women so unfunny?

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>>87493109

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>>87493109
Virtually anyone could defeat me in combat. I have no combat training, I smoke a pack a day, I don't work out, and my balance is just in general pretty shit. I have very little kinesthetic awareness in situations that aren't already pure muscle memory to me; almost daily I knock something over, like a glass of water sitting right next to me. The only thing I could beat someone in is video games, movie trivia (and other useless trivia), and perhaps shitposting.

>>87493109
i wish she would force me to eat her ass haha

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>>87494995

>>87494372
>alt left
It's not even a word.

>>87493109
What a fucking disgrace.

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>>87493109
Only fit women should do yoga poses.

>>87493195
(((Schumer)))

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>>87494372
Why would someone ever do that?

>>87494709
From the thumbnail it looks like Frankenstein's monster.

>>87493109
Shopped

>>87493109
Hey pig body is fucking hideous yet i still want her to oil up her crotch and hump my face until a pass out. Is that weird? ,

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>>87496828
nah. some people have weird sex appeal. like steve buscemi or Flo from the insurance commercials.

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>>87496828
I think most guys would happily let a big diesel woman take them

>>87493109

she probably has like 100lbs on me so yeah she could probably kick my ass by just throwing herself ontop of me

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>>87493109
GAINZ BRO

>>87496549
>has its own wikipedia page

Amy finally achieved bear mode. Look at that fucking back, brahs. She's as wide as an old school Cadillac!

>>87494709
You can literally be banished from your local Jewish social and religious community (especially orthodox) for personally/by association engaging in nearly every form of actual cuck-behavior.

t. Jew

>>87497258
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>>87494995
>>87494709
>>87493466
t. reddit

>>87493109
wtf she's fuckin framemogging the entire world

I can't stand how this board has become so political. Jesus christ, guys give it a rest.

>>87493109
Stop her before she jumps in! She'll cause a tsunami!

>>87497318
t. reddit

>>87493109
Goddamn she's a bigger guy4u than me, and I'm not exactly small

>>87497476
>ideology is good

>>87497258
Wow the alt left really doesn't understand what makes memes funny.

>>87497306
You're in a thread about Amy Schumer. Expect politics to be brought up.

Reminder that left can't meme

>>87493109
She's fat, not strong, and I'm seriously pissed cause I'm pretty sure that pic was taken near me.

>>87497476
t. reddit

>>87497356
How much estrogen does that guy have in him?

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>"My weight has doubled since the last time we met, Count Chocula"

Did she get tips from Chloe?

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Why do people that are terminally fat always post pictures of themselves working out? Like, if you're going to actually commit to changing yourself then don't do it for approval from other people, actually do it for yourself.

t. former fatass who never took stupid gym selfies

>>87497258
I went to a horrible school that forced us to learn roman latin and I know more of the ancient text then you could ever learn IN A THOUSAND LIFETIMES.

>>87493109
Fuck. She would wreck me if she wanted to

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I would fuck her up so badly, I would put her in the fucking ground in a fucking box. I would take extra time, it won't be a quick situation. I'll be nailing her, I'll punching her in the back, punching her in the back of the neck. I will box her eyes in, break both of her orbital bones. I would destroy her physically so badly that the people who come to clean her up will be puking when they see her.

IF she ever did something to me to warrant that legally. I would never, ever initiate violence against her.

>>87497563
it's not that there's politics, it's that the politics are boring

>mods finally start deleting antifaposts

It's about time you fat fucks

Damn, Dolph Ziggler is having sex with THAT?

>>87493109
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE