Joe Rogan - Fun Facts General #001

>>87489837
That's kinda sad because he could have been there for it.

>>87489837

Link it faggot

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>>87489837
link pls?

>>87489899
>>87490061
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSsmZIuZqxg

fun fact: joe was working at the boston athletics club when a female coworker recited a sam kinison bit to him in the parking lot. it was the first time he had ever heard of sam and it was that moment when he decided he wanted to be a fighter

>>87489837
Honestly that's not all that fun

>>87490310
>if he doesnt call me back thats my answer
>gets an abortion

>>87490310
broo what the fuck

>tfw i found out about the joe podcast too late and it would be next to impossible to get into it
>1000+ episodes that i'd need to watch first to even understand the storyline
>would have to devote 3-4 hours of my life everyday just to listen to him

>>87490616
>top class porn actress yo

A cheap woman would have kept it and milked the man

>>87490741
I felt the same way when I started watching It when It was in It's 70's
just pick some guest you might like

>>87490310
>does joe have a big penis?
>long pause

>>87490061
How did he go from this to looking like Benito Mussolini?

>>87489837
Cool story bro

>>87490774
Joe wasn't that famous though so maybe she thought he wasn't worth it

>>87490741
Why do you think that? Just find him doing an interview with somebody you like dummy.

>>87490796
roids and gay sex

>>87489837

sounds like Joe literally did nothing wrong, apart from not pulling out

>>87490791
Jamie pull that up

She sounds nice. Ungrateful Joe should be more grateful

>>87490823
nigger it is free money

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>>87489837
>joe started the JRE to destroy Howard

>it's working

what determination

So he's not a closet homosexual after all?

>>87489837
Ha, that's based. Not the killing kids part, but the ambush by Howard. He let Joe know who "the real daddy" was!

>>87491168
>howard: so I guess you arent gay joe
>joe: .....

anyone have any pics of this bitch?

>>87490911
grateful that some slut he banged announced on radio that she had his abortion?

>>87490310
>it was just a coincidence, Joe hahaha

Howard is such a piece of shit.

>>87491168
No he's a family man.

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daily reminder that Joe is smarter than you

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Fun fact #002: Joe's surname is Garrelli

>>87491313
>rosa parks mugshot on his wall
what a fucking cuck. of all the things you could decorate your studio with as a rich white man, you put up a nigger tribute. why are white people so fucking pathetic?

>>87491313
how high was he when he said this

>>87490741
I started from #911 episode and went further, now i get all the joe rogan fresh memes. Only downside is - i've already seen the best episode at the very begining.

>>87491437
I thought your kind didn't consider eyetalians white.

>>87490418
Fun Fact: He's repeated this story 19,486 times on his podcast.

Fun Fact: I think that disqualifies it from being a fun fact.

>>87491364
Fun Fact 3: He named himself Rogan after his favorite hair product, Rogaine

>>87489894
for the abortion?

>>87491508
>I started from #911 episode

Bet you're the type of faggot that gets mad when he has his mma buddies on

>>87489837
What is your quote from? It's wildly inaccurate, after listening to the clip.

>there were no "hook ups" just a one-night stand
>the girl has no problem with Joe
>she didn't reveal any personal info about Joe
>Joe was not quiet for the rest of the interview he was laughing and having a good time.

Link to the source of the quote?

>>87491437
>italians
>white

>>87493230
That would be a mistake. Brandon Schaub is an amazing guest on JRE.

>what is that, a bee?
>that's a gold bee, son

>>87493291
Google search gives only one source for OP's quote: this thread.

>>87491046
Is it working?

>>87491437
Why do you care so much

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Fun Fact #004: It has been scientifically proven that Joe Rogan sucks other men's dicks in the least homosexual way possible

>>87489837
Howard Stern should fucking hang

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>>87490741
I feel that way about a lot of podcasts. They're hard to get into because podcasts are normally tailored for a very, very narrow audience with the "culture" or "vibe" building over time. Podcasts tend to be very "inside."

>>87493369
Brendan Schaub isn't amazing at anything

>>87491313
Lets put a mic in front of your face for 3000 hours while you talk and see your flawless opinions.

>be Jew
>get some whore to claim she got knocked up by your guest and aborted it
>have some bitch call in claiming relations to your guest so she can talk shit about him
>make millions

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>>87490741
>>87494075
This makes zero sense. Just browse the podcasts, and if there's someone you're interested in hearing/seeing talk about shit, click on it. There's nothing inside about that.

>>87490741
there's no inside jokes or history you need to be aware of. it's just joe rogan mansplaining dmt to a guy who studies coyote turds in butthole montana.
just pick literally any episode

>>87490902
lel

>>87490741
It's mostly annoying shit.

>>87490741
>we should have a council of elders instead of a president
>fuck borders we should let anyone in anywhere its just a patch of rock we can't control where we're born i unironically agree with this as a guy born in USA
>fuck the other side of the political spectrum unless I'm now talking to a guest on that side of it
>chimps are strong as fuck bro
>trump is a retard
>bro everyone should quit their jobs and stop working 9-5 how do you live like that lol
>government false flagged some shit in the 1960s with cuba

>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO

There. Just summarized 90% of Joe's podcasts for you.

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>>87489837
Fun fact he loves the muscular male frame

>>87491298
Hope that is a joke, historically/presently there are tons of homosexuals who were/are "family men".

Don't know if you meant that as some validation of Joe Rogan's sexuality, or if you were completely oblivious to previous said fact.

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>>87496389
>There are posters RIGHT NOW that don't appreciate the perfection of the male form

Fucking closet cases lmao

>>87496510
>There are redditors on 4chan who have opinions regarding male bodies
Can't relate

>>87490310
Joe is retarded but for the most part he's a good-natured retard, Howard on the other hand is such a slimy weasel of a man, wish Joe would have side-kicked him in the ribs

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>>87496564
>being so much of a fruitcake you're scared that you'll catch "the gay" just by appreciating a ripped guy's body

>>87490741
Don't bother. I watched his interview with James Hetfield and Rogan can't interview for shit.

>>87489837
Why can't I see the comments on his videos? They used to only show up in Firefox and not Chrome, now I can't see them at all

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I love when it's just joe and a bunch of his comedian buddies just hanging out and getting drunk podcast, except diaz. I mean diaz has some funny shit but i can't get over his fucking wheezing mouth breathing into the mic.

That recent one where it's just shitting on bert for 3 fucking hours about how much of a drunk he is was great, and that jim bruer russel brand interview is the best one i've listened to by far.

>>87490310
fuck howard stern desu, joes /ourguy/

>>87490823
At the time they were fucking he had a main role on News Radio you fucking retard

>>87491298

Isn't it another weird cuck/stepchild situation? And not his kid?

I feel like he dropped that little factoid into a recentish podcast.

>>87490310

lol, she killed his fucking kid. what animals.

Crystal who? What's her name? Fapping to chicks I know will get an abortion if I knock them up is my fetish.

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What's /tv/ verdict on Eddie?

>>87490796

Italian genes.

>>87497111
LOOK INTO IT

>>87497111
>>87497154
BRO IM JUST SAYIN...
LOOK INTO IT
YOUTUBE THAT SHIT

>>87497111
BUZZ ALDRIN'S INSTAGRAM

>>87497111
He's hysterical. The shit he will buy into makes for great content

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>>87497111
BUZZ ALDRIN'S INSTAGRAM BRO

>>87493177
Fun Fact: He's had that surgery where they cut a slice out of the back of your head and implant the follicles in the front

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>>87496564
>>87496389
If you can't appreciate a physical ideal you're probably pretty pathetic

I bet you're an atheist too

>>87497405
what

>>87497111
DID YOU READ THAT AT THE LIBRARY!?

>>87497557
never heard this guy but that's a pretty funny quote

>>87496389
>joe saw brown stains on his tight a--
>his grappling shorts
>it was at that moment that joe knew
>knew DARPA was using the "brown note"
>as a psyop to discredit his invaluable work
>as a butt-gazing MMA commentator

>>87493601
his monthly youtube views and podcast downloads are almost at 100 million. its pretty damn successful. thats 3 times more than subscribers sirusXM has in total, and theres no way every single one of siriusxms user base listens to howard sterns.

>>87497111
The gif of him stoned as a phone is the goat

>>87497542
He had hair transplant when he was younger. He said it helped him for his tv roles way back. He accepted his baldness and regretted it now. It's in one of his recent podcasts.

>>87494077
Schaub is amazing at everything. H8 be gone!

Fun Fact #33: Joe is being blackmailed by the CIA and DOD to push psychelic drugs and entertain woo-woo nonsense about Egypt and Atlantis as a continuation of the weaponized hippy and LSD culture pushed during the Vietnam years through the Laurel Canyon music scene.

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>>87491298
His bark is much worse than his bite

>>87491508
>not watching sequentially
>not keeping a Rogan-Verse lore book
Plebtier

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>>87490310
>woman openly admits to killing a man's child on international airwaves
>this is normal and acceptable in America

>>87497111
He doesn't know, he's J U S T S A Y I N

>>87491313

I unironically understand exactly what he means.

>>87491313
What was that line he said? "The ocean is like, a world of water." I fucking lost it.

>>87489837
Fun fact he changed his name to Rogan because his favorite fighter at the time was named Roger Anderson

>>87497992
>this is normal
clearly not, otherwise it wouldn't be a big deal and gotten so many (You)'s

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>>87497992
>>87498480
Stop right there traitors against the US government
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roe_v._Wade

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>>87497111

>>87497542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY9CgzSxZKY

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>>87489837

>mfw I realized the person who is making threads like these are doing so because they hate Joe for mocking flat earther retards

>>87498671
That doesn't make it normal little poo in loo.

>>87497992

This was literally his best option. Otherwise, she could have literally made him her slave under our current laws concerning child care

>>87497111
>you don't know shit about space

edgy brah is a treasure

>>87499028
That doesn't make it not either lil /pol/

>>87489837
based Howard Stern. he doesn't give a shit about these losers.

>>87496566
>slimy weasel of a man
That's a kike for ya

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>>87493208

>>87497111
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT
LOOK IT UP
IT'S FAKE BRO

>>87498898
Holy shit. I didn't think they cut scalp off of you to graft hair. As a guy who's losing his hair in his early 30's, I'd rather shave it or just cut it short.

>>87489837
Imagine fucking a porn actress voluntarily. Joe's done some dumb shit but that's gotta be near the top of the list, like sticking your dick in a warm dumpster.

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>>87498971
Didn't make the thread but I just don't like Joe. Every time he opens his mouth its just a slew of words where hes grasping to say something intelligent. Still watch him on youtube because he lets his guests speak if they want to talk so hes good in that regard

His jordan peterson interviews are kino

>>87497111
the best guest

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>>87489837
Fun fact Ari took a piss in a bottle and Joe told him he had a great cock

>abortion
>murder

you cuckservatives LEAVE MY SITE REEEEEEEEEE

>>87490310
lol i like how he immediately starts trying to walk it back like "how do you know it was mine? you were fucking a lot of guys back then weren't you? oh, you weren't? but ron jeremy said you were doing porn-oh you weren't yet... oh..."

>>87493667
people that idolize celebrities are prone to meltdowns over the most trivial shit.

>>87490310
The girl was pretty chill, Howard literally says "doood Joe was a peice of a shit he was a peice fo shit right RIGHT?"

and Joe takes it like a champ and says "we're friends dude we ended on good terms"

and the girl takes it in stride

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>>87490310
>She killed Joe Jr.?

has joe rogan ever discussed this on his podcast?

>>87498898
process looked horrifying but wow cant argue with results

>>87491279
Yes. That's degenerate but what's even more degenerate is being a single mother or being a pornstar that's a mother.

>>87499495
the best shows are the ones where he gets smart/interesting guests and they get to talk more than him. and it doesn't turn into 3 hours of whining about Drumpf.

>>87498887
this faggot is a fucking lizard

Guys I'm trying to watch Alex Jones (Own Shroyer specifically) videos and I notice the curse words ar enow muted. This is also the case with another youtuber I follow who used to never censor himself. What the fuck is happening? It feels like late 2000s/early 2010 youtube all over again except worse this time.

>>87500719
two things are simultaneously happening. Google is attempting to censor any and all dissent to the progressive machine. they're also attempting to turn YouTube into regular TV. pay a sub fee, you get access to all the cable network shows. this means it's unfair for those shows to have to stick to FCC standards but have to compete against independent creators who don't, but also attempting to find any excuse to drive those creators off the site so the big studios don't have to compete.

pewdiepie doesn't bring in nearly as much revenue as any of the big media conglomerates could provide, at least in theory.

>>87493230
>He likes Eddy bravo

>>87490310
I can't listen to Stern, that guy gives me the fucking heebee jeebies. He is such a fucking creep.

>>87491168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Hx_oQwrOzs

>>87498887
how fucking high is this guy?

>kek

>>87496955
yeah a little tv show he wasn't really famous until the man show or his ufc days

>IVE MET HIM

>>87496955
Thanks for proving his point.

>>87493721
Nothing wrong with a BroJob amongst friends.

>>87497618
I hope this eats Howard's spirit

>>87502374
its from the Alex Jones episode when he had a dozen "bathroom" breaks

>>87497863
Actually true

>>87489837
>fetus
>child

>>87499114
I would trust literally anybody -- Trump, Hillary, Obama -- before I'd trust Howard Stern. Not a Jewish issue either. Pick any Jew and I trust them more than Stern.

>>87497111
I thought they kept EB around because he was is a psychopath who maybe did MMA from time tio time...... Imagine my surprise when I found out he fucking ATE Gracie's lunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0088BT-DfeI

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>>87490741
>Been watching JRE since 2011 when he was doing comfy podcasts in his basement with Brian Redban and usually Duncan Trussell or Joey Diaz.

The early episodes are the best.

>>87490741
>got into it too late and doesn't understand new jre episodes without knowing the established joe rogan lore

Daily reminder that joe could singlehandedly whoop everyones ass here...

>>87505008
so could eddie

>>87505008
I'm 6'4 and 210lb fit tard who deadlifts 505lbs and benches 315lbs.

>>87505165
>thinks strength and weight lifting ability are all that matter in fighting

>>87503563
yeah i enjoyed these too

i think alpha brain is making him a libertarian

>>87505165
>only 315

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>>87503563
>>87505534
Same. The early ones on his couch, and at the icehouse were the most fun. Though, it's pretty impressive how successful the podcast has become. I get why he had to become somewhat more serious.
>You will never fuck Lexi Belle back in the day

>>87505165
>210
>6'4
Lanklet pls