You got three wishes

>What are them?

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I wish for all the people in the world to be white
I wish for all the people in the world to be heterosexual
I wish for all the people in the world to be devout christians

>>87489198
>>87489233
Dumb genie poster

>>87489198
>Kill me
>Do it fast
>Make it painless

>>87489254
excellent

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>>87489254
And all people are, the rest aren't people but 2 legged talking animals

>>87489254
Christianity is not a white religion, it wasn't even invented by white people.

And white racists and Nazis are atheist because they believe in evil lotion because muh neegorz are du munkeez xD.

>>87489198
A new wishmaster movie.

>>87489518
that has nothing to do with that he wrote you sperg

>>87489518
sounds like problems easily solved by the exact wishes he made, you argumentative faggot

>>87489254
>devout christians
>wishing to make everyone even stupider than they already are

Invisibility
Invulnerability
Free the genie

>he doesn't free the genie

>>87489198
Her to love me.

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>>87489198
I wish Will Smith wasn't cast as the genie in the new Disney's Aladdin movie. My only wish.

>>87489518
Ancient Hebrews were caucasians

>>87489198
I just need one wish.

I wish for the omniscient genie to have me wake up tomorrow with no knowledge of ever having spoken to a genie, and from tomorrow morning my life will be optimal in every way. Its up to the genie to use his omniscience to figure out what "optimal" entails.

I want a wife who loves me
A nice house
And a steady job

>>87489793
>letting the genie decide
you done goofed

>>87489829
Just wish for a shitload of money and you'd have all that plus two more wishes.

>>87489835
>le trickster genie meme

Not a part of OPs premise. The Genie doesnt choose, he uses omniscient knowledge of me, my needs, urges, experiences, memories and personality to create a future where everything goes optimally for me.

>>87489650
And the other two?

i want hollywood to stop producing remakes
i want hollywood to stop producing sequels
i want the genie to be free

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>>87489878
>you didn't specify what kind of money

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>>87489891
>he uses omniscient knowledge of me
you didn't mention this in your wish though, so he will go by what he thinks is optimal.

you will become a fat, blue, jolly man.

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I wish to be 6 inches tall and for this to be real.

>>87489940
I can't think of anything else I really want.

Maybe like a nice hat or something. And another equally nice hat, I guess.

>>87490036

Angel Emma definitely.

I wish for karate lessons from jackie chan
I wish to release an album and have it go platinum
I wish to have my own anime about me.


(these are all real things will smith bought for his kids and they aren't even the tip of the ice-berg)
that human turd is a real life genie to his welfare tier no-talent niglet spawn.
I cannot wait until christ returns to slay these mud demons plaguing the earth.

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I wish all Pakis would die

I wish all muslims would die

I wish to have 3 more wishes

I wish to be rich

I wish to have powers

I wish for infinite wishes

I wish i had the power to remove thoughts

I wish to have the power to grant my own wishes

I wish no one has the power to wish for anything anymore

All wishes in this thread are nullified

>>87489198
Give me the ability to shrink myself at will
Give me the ability to teleport at will
Make Sneed return in an episode of The Simpsons

>>87491288
>ywn be will smith's son

>>87489198
Honestly thought that was JR Smith for a second there.

>>87489198
Kill all white men
Kill all white women
Kill all white children

>>87493082
Who hurt you little shitskin

1. Give me the ability to change matter at will.
2. Make me the most inventive human ever.
3. Make me the most intelligent human ever.

With that, I believe I could achieve immortality and see millennia of human evolution, space magic and such.

I could also easily live entertaining lives, I just hope that being really clever doesn't induce some sort of hunger for mental stimulation that other humans can't satiate.

>>87491288
what's the anime?

>>87493082
Way to waste 2 wishes by not just saying "white people".

>>87489254
then who the fuck are you going to make fun of?