woah, really hung up on this powerful scene

>>87488905
Wow,it sure is a transcript of the scene

>>87489224
I know thats the best part

>>87488905
woah

>words words words words words
So this is the power of female writing.

WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>87490608
>>87490776
Never gets old seeing alt right trash get flustered over a paragraph. Worse than that, being proud of the fact that they get flustered over paragraphs. Idiocracy is literally already here in the form of /pol/

>>87490856
Paragraphs =/= good writing, especially when the monologue can be condensed into two sentences

>>87491053
>specially when the monologue can be condensed into two sentences
Pro screenwriting tips, hahaha.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>>87491086
haha thanks my dude wubba lubba dub dub xD

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>>87490856
Hire female writer staff. 3 episodes in. Selfinserts into a character that appears to be more intelligent than the smartest man in the universe. Cant make this shit up

>>87491149
If he was reffering to Newsroom(HBO) that would have made sense. No newsroom is not a comedy but it attracts people who are interested in intelligence. They don't have to be they just have to be interested in intelligence

Rick and Morty is fine. It's not as wow as people make it. At least not yet

It's not even nearly as good as One Piece.

>>87488905
god that show is shit

>>87491189
you are just mad because Drumpf hasn't sended the irl anime gf you ordered

I watched this scene, cried a little, then scheduled an appointment with a therapist which I had been putting off for about a 4 years.

This is my favorite scene in the whole show up to this point. Pickle Rick is actually one of the darkest episodes in the entire show. The final scene where Rick becomes a human and is so visibly fucked up and him and Beth joke about going to the bar while the kids just sit quietly wishing they could go back to the counselor. That counselor was their only hope for being heard and respected in the family and both Rick and Beth shit all over it because the only thing they fear is the judgement of their kids and facing themselves, so they do everything they can to avoid that and to avoid their responsibility. Rick has made Beth into another version of himself and they are both trying to do that to Morty and Summer. To me that's the ongoing struggle of the entire series. Can Morty and Summer maintain their humanity when their family wants them to give it up at all costs.

>>87491318
Good for you man.

>>87491422
stop copy pasting leddit comments for (You)s

>>87488905
Do they pay the screenwriters by the word?

>>87491553
that was my last one

>>87488905
Good episode, 9/10

>>87491189
Jesus Fucking Christ you stupid newfag learn to greentext and fucking lurk for a year before you post and stop using retarded normie memes

>>87488905
TV is a visual medium.
If you need a "monologue" or a """speech""" in your show, chances are you are one pretentious liberal idiot. Look at this fucking wall of text.

>>87491202
>anime
fag

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>>87491630
>muh green text
>le normies
kill yourself faggot

>>87490856
>its the ONE guy that posts /pol/ bogeyman in every thread

pls kys

>>87491714
Fuck off

>>87491714
Normies should sooner be shot than let use the internet

>>87490856
WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

>>87490856
Realistically it's actually a common left wing tactic to dismiss any right wing argument by saying "paragraphs", as if the length and work put into it makes it uncool and thus dismissable.

>>87488905
NOT ANOTHOR PICKLEBALL RICK AGAIN I WILL HACK THAT MOTHERFUCK IF YOU KEEP POST HIM SHITPOST

>>87492335
In what argument have you ever seen this happen?

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>that awful font and color
>so many words it runs outside the picture frame
me enjoy big brain humor for me big brain

https://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/6yucvk/anyone_else_still_hung_up_on_the_therapy_scene/

Really activates the old almonds

>>87493525
every single one

>>87490608
had to get their moneys worth from Sarandon

>>87490856
how the fuck do you get any political connotation at all from this scene?

>>87488905

whoa this is powerful

pickleball rick has unlightened me

>>87492335
Realistically it's actually a common right wing tactic to dismiss anything left wing by attempting to ridicule the time and effort that may have gone into it, thereby proving that they don't know how to think

I was disappointed because my highly anticipated meme-pickle adventure was derided and diminished by some 2smart4u self-insert shit. It stole the show that I was looking forward to see, and it's all anyone talks about regarding that episode. Not that I blame them because that therapy shit took up, what, half of the episode?

>>87488905
>I'm so smart, life is meaningless, this makes me depressed and fuck up my relationships with people, I'm so unique and special.

This nihilistic, preachy. pseudo-intellectual crap appeals to the modern feminist nu-male because it re-affirms their own arrogant self-image of themselves. Dan Harmon is reddit incarnate.

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>>87490608
>taking issue with a woman's writing because it contains words

>>87490856
fish in a barrel

I read that rick stuff. He sounds pathetic.

I didn't read the lady stuff because it's black text. Did she learn nothing from Jack?

>>87498373
She calls him a pathetic, lazy, self-centered nihilist only in fluffier language.
What is up with everyone hating on Rick and Morty though? The biggest complaint seems to be that "the fans think they're so smart" and "muh all-knowing atheist scientist is always right". Rick is CONSTANTLY shown to be a completely useless, pathetic, abusive, self-destructive loser throughout the entire series. HE IS NEVER SHOWN TO BE A ROLE MODEL. He has always been an example of when you take this shit too far. It's just a funny show guys.

>this thread
SEETHING

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>>87491149
really jumbles the neurons dont it

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>>87488905
my favorite meymey

>>87491053
How would you condense the doctor's monologue?

Courtney, if you're reading this, please, for your own good, do not read the rest of this thread. Please don't read the rest of the thread. PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS THREAD. I apologize for any grief that I may have caused. I don't intent on hurting you, your boyfriend, or even myself.

I just wanted your affection and was venting my frustrations on an anonymous forum like a coward. I'm sorry Courtney. I'll stay out of your life from now on. If any of these posts give you mental grief, I just want to apologize from the bottom of my heart. I'm sorry.

I hope one day you'll forgive me, but I know it won't ever happen. And please for the love of god, stay the hell away from this website. It's not good for your mental heaIth

Again, I just wanted to say I'm sorry. And for your own good, close this window now Please

anyone have a link to the song?

if rick is so intelligent why doesnt he just create something to fix his depression or insanity?

>>87499741
its too late

the psychiatrist scene kind of just seemed like a lazy way of giving an insight into the characters' psychology, other than that it was a good episode
season 3 has been pretty good so far

>>87500233
because he doesn't want to

Women are funny. Women are smart. Get over it.

>>87500297
what a faggot

A good writer doesn't express this kind of thing in such a long, on-the-nose diatribe.

Smartest man in the universe got BTFO by a WOKE AF female

YAAASSS

>>87495347
mental illness

Imagine being so obsessed with this show that you scour the internet for images of scenes and angrily post them with sarcastic titles on a Martian Ming vase collecting forum

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>>87500647
Oh I miss those King Tut threads.

>"smartest show on tv"
>hey I know we've made the theme of this episode REALLY obvious up until this point but we're gonna go ahead and have my self insert monologue it to you anyways because otherwise you might end up being too retarded to pick up on it.

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKLE

>>87491988
>im going to stay here on 4chan and reply to shitposting with shitposting and im immensely proud of it enough to play the janitor for free
ftfy

words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with words words words i feel smart when flooded with

any porn of the therapist?

Unfunny, obnoxious shit. The whole series is.

>>87490856
>brevity is the soul of wit

>>87488905
YEAH WHATEVER BITCH IM PICKLE RIIIIICK

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>>87500742
It was obvious before the family even left for therapy. They spelled it all out for anyone and everyone. Not only in the situation itself, but the characters are even more self aware than usual and comment on their relationships like a family of robots. It was actually kind of awkward how hard they hammered in what the whole episode would be about in the first minute and thirty seconds.
Don't worry reddit thinks this is the best season yet! :^)

>>87488905
>scene is about experience vs. reflection among many other things
>/tv/ is a microcosm of this with a bunch of dips who've experienced nothing reflecting on how something isn't worth do it

BURRRP

>>87501256
No I'm pretty sure /tv/ is reflecting on how poorly this scene is put together and written. There's nothing wrong with exploring those ideas, but OPs image just shows shitty writing.

>>87499700
Me lady and psychiatrist smarter than smartest man.

Me profession know better and you do bad thing and now me describe your obvious character flaws.

Be you make daughter ruin with man feels.

Me could have been anyone but me susan Sarandon for no raisins.

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>>87488905
Don't mind me, just writing JOKES and ENTERTAINMENT LOL

>>87502419
maybe they just like hot older ladies? maybe one of them has mommy issues?

>>87499700
You don't convey the summation of an entire character in one monologue. There's no point in doing so unless you think your audience is literally retarded (maybe we can't blame them in the case of Rick and Morty).

>>87503303
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0hPr8e0jVL4

>>87503412
Couse-counse-counse-counsel, I wanna get teeerrrraaaapy!

Analyze me, advice me, creature ooooofff the mind!

>show includes a single monologue and millenials start crying 'WORDS WORDS WORDS'

And yet you have the gall to complain about marvel's 'quipfests'. You get what you deserve.

>>87491202
>Newsroom
>(((Aaron Sorkin))) walky-talky garbage
>intelligent
Jesus Christ, the absolute state of /tv/

>>87502419
>not two sentences
>totally misses the point
>adding libshit that isn't there

So rick and morty is only hated here because of the fanbase and popularity right?
It's always sunny in philadelphia has worse writing than rick and morty but it's loved on /tv/.

I'm convinced that the people who hate rick and morty are just contrarian trolls that have convinced themselves to hate rick and morty for no real reasons

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>>87488905
>medium where the appeal is animation and art
>lets have people sit and use words for 5 minutes instead

>>87504353
The episode has crazy action sequences that are contrasted with the mundane dialog.
also you are actually complaining about dialog in a tv show

>>87491053
Paragraphs =/= bad writing

>>87504353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbHAW9ELvHA

>>87504246
>So rick and morty is only hated here because of the fanbase and popularity right?
No it's nihilistic post-modernist crap.

>>87490608
>>87491895
/pol/ boogyman huh, couldn't just be /pol/ being blatantly obvious as usual could it? nah, naught but a boogyman

Just gonna put this here...
https://youtu.be/BuX_VZNTWkk

>>87504534
>Muh /pol/ boogyman

>>87504506
why is nihilism inherently bad?
most things on this fucking board could be categorized as "post modern", why is it also inherently bad?

>>87504246
>It's always sunny in philadelphia has worse writing than rick and morty

your iq isn't high enough to get it's always sunny.

>>87504755
I fucking LOVE its always sunny
but it relies more on the performances of the main actors than the writing, a lot of the episodes are actually really weak from a story perspective but the characters carry it

>>87504663
>why is nihilism inherently bad?
Take a look at the birth rates for western countries.

>most things on this fucking board could be categorized as "post modern", why is it also inherently bad?
Take a look at suicide figures.

>>87504663
>why is nihilism inherently bad?

It goes directly against nature.

>>87490856
>Idiocracy is literally already here

Cringe every time. You're too fucking retarded to even recognize who Idiocracy is mocking. Very sad.

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>>87505138
Are you implying rick and morty is part of the reason that western birth rates are down and that people kill themselves?

>Also overpopulation is the world's #1 issue that noone wants to talk about so maybe people having less kids and dying is a good thing

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>>87504663
>why is postmodernism bad

Pedos are praised.

>>87505250
and nature is inherently good?

>>87505360
>Are you implying rick and morty is part of the reason that western birth rates are down and that people kill themselves?
It's a symptom of the overlying problem, not a cause.

>>Also overpopulation is the world's #1 issue that noone wants to talk about so maybe people having less kids and dying is a good thing
Go ahead, show me where the overpopulation is occurring. Nigger warrens in africa or first world countries?

>>87505410
so rick and morty praises pedophiles?
what are you saying?

>>87505429
Got us this far. Who are you to throw the pillars of civilization under the bus, merely for the sake of being "different"?

>>87505461
It does by deconstructing the moral values that prevent pedos from becoming normalized in society.

Tell me, how stable are the relationships in the show?

>>87505450
birthrates being "down" in countries is normal because they are already populated as shit.
White people are smart, their countires are already crowded and theyre not brainwashed into serving their state's economy so they live comfortably. Contrasting western birth rates with most of the world's fucking insane birthrates skews the issue. The US will have a billion people in our lifetime if this growth rate is sustained

>>87505410
>that's a boy
>the mother is man
>the poor child told his teacher that "my mommy drinks from my penis"
>the teacher is under investigation for transphobia for taking it as anything other than a joke

WUB A LUB A DUB DUB.

>>87505579
>birthrates being "down" in countries is normal because they are already populated as shit.
That's why they're accepting migrants?

>White people are smart, their countires are already crowded
Which ones are "crowded" and how do you define that?

>The US will have a billion people in our lifetime if this growth rate is sustained
The US is below replacement rate, as are most western countries. The only people on earth breeding like flies are niggers and chinks and other soulless rats.

>>87504663
>why shouldn't everyone believe life is meaningless?

Because then nobody would give a shit about anything, and nobody would get anything done, and we'd be eating our own shit and living in caves. Not to mention the fact that you 'nihilist' fags aren't even fucking nihilists. If you TRULY believed life was meaningless, you wouldn't be alive.
You're just a depressed, sad cunt who deep down knows that your own life is meaningless, not life itself.

>>87505481
nature did not get us this far
industry did

>>87505553
fucked up, but they are designed to highlight the characters' flaws, but there are not any pedophilic relationships and the show even makes a point to have rick (a man with almost no morals) say he doesn't like pedos

>>87505670
>If you TRULY believed life was meaningless, you wouldn't be alive.
This. They give all these reasons for why they shouldn't have kids, not realizing that it directly applies to their own existence as well.

Just kill yourself if you're nihilist. It's not like it'll matter, right?

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>>87505684
>industry did
So we evolved in the Savannah and instantly made the cotton gin? How interesting.

>fucked up, but they are designed to highlight the characters' flaws,
How does jerry's dad being a cuck expose morty's flaws? How does it further jerry as a character?

How old is Summer?

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>>87505649
look at the world a hundred years ago, that was crowded enough the have world wars where nations threw millions and millions of able bodied men at eachother and also had millions and millions of civilians die, and now are all even more poplace since then.

>accepting migrants
thats just liberal shit, it's fuckin stupid, but deep down those idiots are just trying to be nice.

Maybe at some birth rates were down, but theyre back up

>>87505670
killing yourself either requires a MASSIVE amount of willpower or genuine mental illness, most softy white kids who are sad don't have either.

I don't know what I hate more.

This show or fans of this show.

>>87491606
the part where he was a pickle -- classic~

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>>87505924
i think you hate yourself most of all

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>>87499700
>so how's that working out for you?

there, got it down to one sentence.

>>87505970

No, I definitely hate Rick & Morty and I hate fans of Rick & Morty.

>>87505777
Old enough
That shitty mad max episode was redeemed because we got to see her ass spread

>>87505777
I dont think I understand this point about nature

>Jerry cuck dad
that was a joke on how fucked up that is.
>that summer scene
Rick and morty both freak out on how disgusting that is

>>87500646
haha ya imagine doing anything ever like what the hell just turn your brain off man haha it's just a tv show haha like why even post haha

>>87488905
>first 8 minutes of the episode is pointless action interspersed with intentionally awkward and boring scenes that are also pointless
>last 3 minutes is WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS which doesn't even reveal anything we didn't already know
bravo harmon. you chose some great diversity hires

>>87505896
>look at the world a hundred years ago, that was crowded enough the have world wars where nations threw millions and millions of able bodied men at eachother and also had millions and millions of civilians die, and now are all even more poplace since then.

You mean the wars where all the war-strains died off? Gee what a surprise that people like you are all that's left in the gene pool, for this generation at least. God knows you'll at least never reproduce and perpetuate your misery.

>thats just liberal shit, it's fuckin stupid, but deep down those idiots are just trying to be nice.
>Too crowded
>not crowded enough
Pick one.

>Maybe at some birth rates were down, but theyre back up
Cite these imaginary statistics.

>killing yourself either requires a MASSIVE amount of willpower or genuine mental illness, most softy white kids who are sad don't have either.
Nihilism is a mental illness sufficient to the task.

>>87506000
Bullshit, pedophile.

>>87498095
Look. I get it. You dont like tbe show. Its definitely atheistic, very normie, and increasingly bad.

But your comment is literally the opposite of this scene. The point is that life ISNT meaningless, that Rick ISNT special or good, and that there's even virtue in average jobs and work.

I think its preachy and bad but you're fucking retarded when u say its bad for the OPPOSITE of the right reaso .

>>87498227
don't taint david lunch with this designated shitposting thread

>>87506041
>beginning the plot of the episode is pointless
I guess everything is pointless when you think about it

>>87506028
>I dont think I understand this point about nature
That we existed in a state of nature for nearly 2 million years before industry?

>that was a joke on how fucked up that is.
When do they call it out? When specifically? If anything, it's shown to be a net positive and jerry is just a sourpuss for not accepting it. Rick even goes along with it because he doesn't give a shit and hates jerry.

>Rick and morty both freak out on how disgusting that is
Yeah and billions of rule 34 pictures were created despite that.

This is an awful show with awful fans. This show has unintentionally created the most obnoxious and unlikable fanbase in TV history. It's a real community of hostile, cringe worthy, self righteous idiots.

>>87506114
They literally say nothing has a purpose and nobody belongs anywhere. It's one of the most recited memes from the show.

>>87506080
>you are all thats left
you're here too asshole
>also both my mother and father side fought in the wars, father's side is italian mother's side is french and english with a history in the navy

>pick one
when did I say it wasn't crowded enough?

You site your shit first, you started that whole point but here
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/births.htm
US births in 2016 3,978,497
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/fastats/deaths.htm
US deaths in 2016 2,626,418

>>87506172
and Rick prays to god every time he is about to die and always ends up miraculously surviving only to disavow God right after. He also still denies any possibility of God but has no problem when he literally meets Lucifer. Rick and Morty has a ton of problems and S3 is especially fucking trash but "BURP GODS NOT REAL MORTY" is a great meme for instantly spotting those who have never seen the show.

>>87506135
so did the dodos, cave bears, sabretooth tigers, mammoths and all other extinct animals
also now here we are with industry, so nature has been altered, we can't just go back no questions asked, I don't know the point your trying to make about rick and morty, nihilism, and most-modernism

Why do people like this show? I'm all for shit like The Simpsons and South Park, but this just isn't very good, like, it's almost Family Guy bad. What's the draw? To me it just seems like its something that was made purely for people to quote and make memes on social media and shit.

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>>87488905
>>87490776
>>87490856
>R&M has an obvious self-insert that goes Bum Tickley levels of Over Explaining
>anon points it out
>some buttdevestated lefty finds the opportunity to pretend they're smarter
Never fucking change, you knuckle dragging retards

You know what's kinda good? I hate this show. The fans of this show are so obnoxious they're actually hurting the show itself. They're alienating potential new viewers and driving old viewers away from the show itself. That's all good IMO

>>87491239
>sended

>>87506377
>haven't seen the show
>is literally said in opening scene of the first episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-BU1HEzIO0

>>87506483
stop projecting
this episode was a character development episode and nothing more
>>87506496
this is only a /tv/ meme, and there are only like a couple thousand people on /tv/ on a given day so I'm sorry but the show is still gaining popularity.
>but I bet it will get more "accessible" and get way more viewers and that's when it will actually be shit, which might be happening now

>>87490608
I know /pol/, words are hard to understand. Writing shouldn't use language.

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>>87506345
>you're here too asshole
My dad fought in vietnam, his dad fought in ww2. Mine is one of the few that survived the post-modernists.

>italian
lol, when have you not instantly capitulated to the greater power?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sub-replacement_fertility
>As of 2010, about 48% (3.3 billion people) of the world population lives in nations with sub-replacement fertility. Nonetheless most of these countries still have growing populations due to immigration, population momentum and increase of the life expectancy.

>This includes most nations of Europe, Canada, Australia, Brazil, Russia, Iran, Tunisia, China, the United States and many others. In 2015, all European Union countries had a sub-replacement fertility rate, ranging from a low of 1.31 in Portugal to a high of 1.96 in France. The countries or areas that have the lowest fertility are in developed parts of East and Southeast Asia: Singapore, Macau, Taiwan, Hong Kong and South Korea.

>Only a few countries have had, for the time being, sufficiently sustained sub-replacement fertility (sometimes combined with other population factors like higher emigration than immigration) to have population decline, such as Japan, Germany, Lithuania, and Ukraine. As of 2016, the total fertility rate varied from 0.82 in Singapore to 6.62 in Niger.

>>87506377
>and Rick prays to god every time he is about to die and always ends up miraculously surviving only to disavow God right after.
>mocking religious belief
>not a deconstruction

>>87506135
>... and hates jerry
rick is not the only one making jokes in the show, the writing can be funny on its own
>...despite that
oh wow, there are weirdos on the internet! you realize you're on 4chan right? go to /b/ or /d/ or any one of the dozens of porn boards and youll find some weird shit. people make porn out the most wholesome stuff, the point you're trying to make is retarded

>>87506447
>so did the dodos, cave bears, sabretooth tigers, mammoths and all other extinct animals
It's ironic that you only named species we killed off.

>we can't just go back no questions asked
Then you'll have pedos being glorified on television more and more often until child rape brothels are as common as pot shops in washington.

>I don't know the point your trying to make about rick and morty, nihilism, and most-modernism
You lack the tools to properly understand things that aren't given to you in mocking joke form.

>>87506475
you probably aren't watching it high

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>>87498915
>What is up with everyone hating on Rick and Morty though?

atheists reddit reddittheists reddit and memey atheism. Buuurrrp there's no god, Morty buuurp.

>>87504246
Sunny is not paraded as an "intellectual" show, and the show is produced by the same guys that are acting in it. It's really hard to compare the two, especially when you consider that you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

>>87506737
>oh wow, there are weirdos on the internet! you realize you're on 4chan right? go to /b/ or /d/ or any one of the dozens of porn boards and youll find some weird shit. people make porn out the most wholesome stuff, the point you're trying to make is retarded

And the show had nothing to do with furthering their depravity?

This has become tiresome. Since you posess a modicum of intelligence you are capable of imagining perspectives that can invalidate any position.

Your dad was right, you're just full of excuses.

>>87506683
This was a long winded way to tell me you're wrong and don't know what you're talking about

go fuck yourself dipshit

>>87506803
>wikipedia is wrong
>when i say it's wrong

Typical brainless leftist.

>>87506755
I'm an atheist and I don't like it. I don't really think that's a valid point. I'd also probably be considered a "leftist" (though I really don't want to be considered as such with the all the fucking SJW retards and shit making us look like whiny babies) too, but that doesn't automatically mean I like this shit.

>>87506803
Higher education

The fact that more people are going to colleges and universities, and are working to obtain more post-graduate degrees there, along with the soaring costs of education, have contributed greatly to postponing marriage in many cases, and bearing children at all, or fewer numbers of children. And the fact that the number of women getting higher education has increased has contributed to fewer of them getting married younger, if at all. In the US, for example, females make up more than half of all college students, which is a reversal from a few decades back.

The relationship between higher education and childbearing varies by country: for example, in Switzerland by age 40, childlessness among women who had completed tertiary education is 40%, while in France it is only 15%. In some countries, childlessness has a longer tradition, and was common even before educational levels increased, but in others, such as Southern European ones, it is a recent phenomenon; for instance in Spain the childlessness rate for women aged 40–44 in 2011 was 21.60%, but traditionally throughout the 20th century it was around 10%. Not all countries show a relationship between low fertility and education: in Czech Republic, of women born in 1961-1965, low educated women were more likely to be childless than high educated women.

>>87506752
>>87506752
>...killed off
I guess it is isnt it?
>...in washington
slow down, you might be projecting a little. pedos are still VIOLENTLY hated in the us
>...Joke form
your not making a point at all other than PEDOS ARE BAD, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT OR ELSE THE US WILL TURN INTO A NATION CHILD RAPING HEATHENS

I've never seen a show cause so much needless butthurt from people just trying to fit in. Rick and Morty is to /tv/ what Undertale is to /v/.

>>87506803
Ability to choose

The total fertility rate is also influenced by the ability to choose what type of family to have, if and when to have children, and the number of children to have - free from coercion, pressure, or interference from the community, extended family, state or church. This includes prohibition on practices such as child marriage, forced marriage or bride price. In some cultures for instance, the payment of the bride price creates an obligation on the wife to have children, and failure to do so often results in threats and violence.

Western countries have substantially lower fertility rates, and increased childlessness, because people who remain childless or who have small families are less likely to be stigmatized. In many cultures childless women suffer discrimination, stigma, ostracism, and social isolation.

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>>87506912
>slow down, you might be projecting a little. pedos are still VIOLENTLY hated in the us

Not when they're called "gay parents".

>>87505410
That's a BOY. With TWO GAY PARENTS. They dress him up as a girl and he's a permanent victim. Everyone supports them and demonizes anyone who says "that's probably not good for him" as a bigot.

>your not making a point at all other than PEDOS ARE BAD, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT OR ELSE THE US WILL TURN INTO A NATION CHILD RAPING HEATHENS

And by deconstructing marriage, love, consent, life, all that, we eventually get down to deconstructing child rape and pedophilia.

Why would it ever stop? This is fucking accepted as "brave"
https://www.advocate.com/youth/2017/6/05/meet-8-year-old-drag-queen-lactatia

>>87506798
It didn't. they were plenty depraved before rick and morty came out

>>87506803
I never said it was right
I used the cdc.gov website
you get more retarded with every post

>>87506905
thanks for the info I guess

>>87506887
There are plenty of good reasons to hate Rick & Morty, it's often been repetitive since the beginning and it seems kind of dull to watch if the "point" is just that Rick is a horrible irredeemable person and all that's left it witnessing the disintegration and destruction of all the other characters. That said the hate threads about it here are nearly all made by /pol/ and by people who have never seen the show, as is made obvious by the fact that most of the threads (like this one) immediately jump into why atheism is leading to white genocide or some very similar inane shit over and over again, it's mostly triggered Christcucks and people who hate the show because they've heard from the echo chamber here that it is "reddit." If you leave this little faggot circlejerk though you can find plenty of legit critiques of the show. Spoiler: they're not just unhinged rants about how niggers are ruining the world and we should gas the kikes and the Holocaust never happened.

>>87507044
>It didn't. they were plenty depraved before rick and morty came out
So more of the status quo then? Right, you don't care about anything.

>>87507081
>X is good because Y hates it

Typical.

>>87506930
cool
stop defining terms and show me some numbers

>>87507031
I agree that the shit happening in the west is fucked up, but rick and morty doesn't contribute to that, the VAST majority of the audience is educated young white guys who find it funny. You're telling me this is all horrible and I agree with you but rick and morty doesn't perpetuate it, buzzfeed and liberal clickbait do

>>87488905
Self-inserted herself as wise and smart woman.
Can't even check 1 word in Russia to see if it is wrong use or not.

>SOLENYA
It is pure nonsense. You can't use this word like that.

>>87507087
what?
dude, just shut the fuck up

>>87507157
>YOU CANT JUST MAKE UP WORDS WAAAAAAAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TjmHkVMEdI

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>>87507154
>stop defining terms and show me some numbers
As of 2010, about 48% (3.3 billion people) of the world population lives in nations with sub-replacement fertility.[3] Nonetheless most of these countries still have growing populations due to immigration, population momentum and increase of the life expectancy. This includes most nations of Europe, Canada, Australia, Brazil, Russia, Iran, Tunisia, China, the United States and many others.

>rick and morty doesn't perpetuate it, buzzfeed and liberal clickbait do
It's all going towards the same goal. The destruction of western civilization. It's not like they're planning this or deliberately moving towards a goal. Everyone just doesn't care about anything anymore and the world is going to shit as a result. Rick and Morty is not a cause on it's own, it is a symptom of a collapsing civilization.

>>87505481
You need a couple courses on anthopology and history

>>87507320
Not seeing an argument.

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>>87507289
Such word exists in russian, but it is wrong use.
You can't call 1 pickle - solenya.
Solenya - plural, means a lot of pickled things.

Picrelated.

>>87507299
>destruction of western civilization
It's been destroyed ever since the destruction of the nobility
But the US has more births and immigration than deaths, maybe some genralized fact that someone copypasted onto wikipedia supports your side but breaking down the numbers shows the the population is increasing
at a huge rate. maybe the acceleration is slower but that doesn't mean it's negative

>>87507429
no one gives a shit

>>87507456
>hey where are all these babies coming from
>DACA
>oh right.

>>87507475
It shows quality of writing.
Can't even check 1 word, which is pretty important in the story. Pathetic.

>>87507503
ok, even if that was true, you admit your wrong?
unless this is some other anon just entering the thread

>>87507505
>THEY DIDNT USE THE RUSSIAN WORD FOR PICKLE RIGHT! THE SHOW IS TRASH! WAAAAAH

>>87507542
No. At the very least it's a fact that white people, the only ones capable of long-lasting civilization, are dying out willingly because of self-hating people like yourself.

>>87507603
I'm not self-hating, stop projecting
>the only ones capable of long-lasting civilization
fuck you, you know that's hyperbolic

>>87507565
Imagine if he was called not PICKLE RICK, but PICKLES RICK.

>>87504246
Isn't R&M supposed to be a comedy? At least Sunny tries to make jokes constantly, even if they're hit or miss after 10 or 11 seasons. , Where is the fucking joke in the OPs absurdly long paragraph?

>>87507601
just curious about an example of a perfect show by your definition? you seem to know everything you hate, genuinely curious about an animated comedy show that you love.

>>87488905
“The thing about repairing, maintaining, and cleaning is: it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die.”

#this episode angered a lot of people. like they took it personal because this whole time they related to rick and thought the series was justifying their worldview, but this monologue ripped them all to shreds

The context here amuses me so much because the average idiot always sees a character with a shitty attitude as ‘cool’ instead of intentionally flawed, then takes their narrative as justification for THEIR shitty behavior instead of like, at all understanding the greater narrative of character growth.

>>87507702
then the show would be TERRIBLE, that would change EVERYTHING

>>87507731
that dialog was in a character development scene, it doesn't have to be jokes 24/7

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>has never helped anyone do anything
>proceeds to immediately thereafter say how it's "helped people get comfortable and stop panicking"
This can't be real, anyone who unironically purports this show is for intellectuals is a fucking moron

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>>87507658
>I'm not self-hating, stop projecting
You're not a nihilist?

>fuck you, you know that's hyperbolic
I wish it was.

>>87507299

>that graph

Yeah scientits can predict the future now right

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>>87507747
>animated

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>>87507875
>Yeah scientits can predict the future now right
That's the definition of science.

>>87507822
oooh, "purports", nice word. You must be smarter than all those people who enjoy rick and morty

>>87507601
Someone should expand on this, i'm sure there are many more reasons

>>87507796
why would i care about the "character development" of ridiculous caricatures?

it's like when they do those fucking "drama" episodes in a sitcom. that's not why i'm here you faggots, fuck off.

>>87507893

that's not science it's simulation and speculation

>>87507842
What's one of the "long-lasting" white people cultures so I can have a solid example

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>>87507907
>use a simple SAT level word I use frequently because I'm not an illiterate inbred fuck like (((((you)))))
>I'm unfamiliar with it so he must be trying hard to look like an "intelekchual"
>mfw anon outs himself as a dumbass

>>87507890
ok then, what's an example of just a comedy that's good by your standards?

>>87507930
fair enough, that's personal taste, I didn't like the pickle rick episode that much either but I'm not saying the entire show is bad by pointing to a single dialogue

>>87508024

>outs
>calling anyone else a dumbass

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>>87490856

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>>87507962
Ah so global warming isn't real.

Thanks.

>>87507990
Here's one. Christendom is another.

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>>87491714
>tries to ironically mock the bedrock what makes this board and website overall's culture what it is today
on second thought don't lurk moar, just go back

>>87508024
I know the word purport, you fuckwit
I'm not the one masquerading as someone with intellectual authority over anything; I'm defending a show I find entertaining.

>>87505670
What if I'm a nihilist but I still care about the world and Western Civilization? Nihilism, correct me if I'm wrong, is the belief that life has no inherent purpose, right? What if I just want my civilization to continue because I like it and I want it to continue after I die? What if that's part of the meaning I create for my own life, rather than pretending I believe in God as I suspect a lot of people on 4chan do?

>>87508111
All you're doing is showing how stupid you are if "purport" is your high water mark

>>87508080
The white house is not a part of the same culture as literal ruins of fallen civilizations

you just defeated your own point

>>87508080
>>>87507962 (You)
>Ah so global warming isn't real.
>Thanks.

what the fuck has global warming to do with what I told you. I'm just saying it's extrapolation from current data, it isn't accurate and can be completely wrong.

In the graph about birth rates you posted there is a huge dip in 2.1-3.0 birthrates around 2030 because they speculate an event is going to happen. It's pure speculation.

>>87508116
>What if I'm a nihilist but I still care about the world and Western Civilization
Can't be both.

>Nihilism, correct me if I'm wrong, is the belief that life has no inherent purpose, right?
No it's the assertion that there is no objective meaning in life no matter what.

>What if I just want my civilization to continue because I like it and I want it to continue after I die? What if that's part of the meaning I create for my own life, rather than pretending I believe in God as I suspect a lot of people on 4chan do?
Then you're a god-fearing nationalist.

>>87508146
>The white house is not a part of the same culture as literal ruins of fallen civilizations

Then why did they adopt the architecture?

>>87508155
>what the fuck has global warming to do with what I told you.
You said simulation and projection are not evidence. Guess how global warming is determined?

>>87488905
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>>87508053
Are you a completely illiterate retatd or a pajeet? Out oneself, it's a common phrase if you're an actual English speaker and not a Downs syndrome ridden mong lol
>>87508111
>he was intimidated enough by the word at first to make a point about how I used it but he suddenly knows it after googling the definition

>>87508122
what's your high water mark?

>>87508228
retard* oh please god no the redditors are going to use my typo against me now, my plan has been foiled

>>87508228

it's to oust oneself you mongoloid amerishart

>>87508231
Knowing what Holodomor means.

>>87504534
HES BACK

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>>87508254
>he's too much of a brainlet to google out yourself to confirm that it's a common phrase and is distinct from oust yourself

>>87508190
because it's imposing, structurally sound, and aesthetically pleasing?

>>87508228
Just drawing you into the conversation. you seem like a smart guy, tell us why rick and morty is bad

>>87508190
>You said simulation and projection are not evidence. Guess how global warming is determined?

I don't understand your point are you trying to convince me global warming is not real are you trying to deligitimize my arguments by calling me a global warming denier?

Anyway don't post graphs without any context

>>87505777
I believe 17 in season one, it's been at least one year since then. She's legal.

>>87508268
so non-english?

>>87508300
>because it's imposing, structurally sound, and aesthetically pleasing?

Are you guessing? Google it, for fuck's sake.

>>87508157
>No it's the assertion that there is no objective meaning in life no matter what.
That's my point, though. Preserving the West is my subjective self-appointed goal, it's not an objective meaning given to me by some higher power.
>Then you're a god-fearing nationalist.
I'm not though. I don't know if God exists. Why would I have to believe in God to be a nationalist? Nationalism is an extension of love for one's family. It's a biologically determined outgrowth of the same sense of love that a mother animal shares with her cubs.

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>>87488905

A boy falls in love with a pickle.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the pickle's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls the vegetable, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the pickle, it only looks at him with a vegetative expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the pickle he called is not the same pickle he fell in love with. In fact, the pickle doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is the pickle's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of PICKLES.

>>87508254
yuropoors aren't the authority on the English language you cunt. it's the same concept as coming out of the closet, outing yourself as a faggot. like you're doing now actually

>>87508320
I don't see why you make an exception for one and not the other.

>>87508327
>legal = moral
Ah.

>>87508335
Historical knowledge. What, is this a vague words competition now? I've always been partial to Tittle.

>>87508372
>That's my point, though. Preserving the West is my subjective self-appointed goal, it's not an objective meaning given to me by some higher power.
You sure? Morality is an evolved trait and a higher power than just your own consciousness.

>Why would I have to believe in God to be a nationalist?
God is an ideal more than anything. Without an idea of who to be, how could you form a good nation?

>>87508379
god that image is pretty fucking reddit

>>87508379
>you can't make the pickle rick meme wors-

>>87508346
maybe those aren't the literal reasons but those are the real reasons.

are you actually trying to say that ancient greek culture is modern american culture? maybe we draw values from their civilization but that is not the same civilization. trying to divert the argument into "DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE" proves nothing.

>>87506665
You cunts mention /pol/ more than /pol/ itself

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>>87508379
DON'T CROSS THE MEMES

>>87508467
>maybe those aren't the literal reasons but those are the real reasons.
The fuck?

>are you actually trying to say that ancient greek culture is modern american culture? maybe we draw values from their civilization but that is not the same civilization. trying to divert the argument into "DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE WHITE HOUSE" proves nothing.

So what civilization can you name? You know i'm gonna say "not the same chinese" or "not the same egyptian" right back at you, right?

>>87508392
no it's not that
I want to know specifically why you don't like rick and morty

>>87508379
Already a thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>87508497
I'm not going to name any because civilizations grow and change, rise and fall and white people are no exception
We just better than everyone at science

>>87500233
>he just create something to fix his depression or insanity?
they did an episode like that where he split his good and toxic side tiger talisman style and the toxic side tried to ruin everything

>>87508511
I don't think it's funny to mock the fundamentals of our civilization.

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>>87508379
Why does /a/ have the worst memes?

>>87508561
then you're oversensitive

>>87508549
What about Christendom? that's been the glue of western civ for at least 1900 years now.

When did things start to go bad? Right when Christendom was discarded. It is no coincidence that the worst genocides in history were caused by atheists.

>>87508595
Yeah, that's what people say when i tell them i don't like seeing gays raise kids to be molestation victims.

We all have different values. Luckly mine have allowed me to breed so they can be passed on. Will yours?

>>87488905
>because I'm a scientist
>I create

Stopped reading right there.

Everyone knows it's Engineers which do the "creating".

why does Rick and Morty always shit on Christians but no other religion?

>>87508654
>Will yours?
no :(

>>87508108
Just wanted to point out this faggot is trying too hard to fit in.
>have i achieved enough 4chan virtue points from signaling yet?

>>87508610
except for, you know, the native american genocide, you know, the most devastating and thorough genocide in history except for those other ones where spaniards wiped out entire races

>it was disease
that they spread pretty purposefully while waging a war with weapons that were alien to the natives

and as for christendom, that's an organized religion that has endured for a long time, I'll admit, but thats not a civilization thats an institution

>>87508654
nobody says that

>>87508433
>Morality is an evolved trait and a higher power than just your own consciousness.
Fair point.
>God is an ideal more than anything. Without an idea of who to be, how could you form a good nation?
I don't see the connection between God and nationalism here. I don't need to believe in God to perceive the concept of "ideal" in my head. I've seen several thousands of slightly imperfect circles in my life, which to my imperfect eyes look like perfect circles (perfect circle doesn't exist in nature). I can picture what a perfect circle looks like in my mind based on all those imperfect circles I've seen. Likewise with every other form of perfection.

>>87508654
Also I do want a kid, if thats what you mean by saying that creepy shit

>>87508811
>creepy
go back to rebbit

>>87508959
>breed
ok

>>87508996
oh sorry i meant to say i'll court a virgin lass (after i got permission from her father) and make love to her while holding hands in the missionary position with the lights off purely for procreational purposes

>>87509128
ok whatever you say

>>87509128
also rememeber when you wanted this thread to die as fast as possible?
here you are with me, keeping it alive

so how was your day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJA-DseUtWY&bpctr=1504939910

>why is nihilism bad

>>87509211
i'm no the other guy but my day was pretty shit. i didn't feel like getting out of bed to participate in this meaningless existence so i ended up sleeping like 14-15 hours straight.

and how was your day?

>>87509256
yea, I actually don't give a shit how your day was

>>87509318
jokes on you i made that stuff up haha

>>87509253
Am i going to prison for clicking on that?

>>87509536
if european, maybe.

>>87508496
...
Alright, what anime is this?

>>87509253
I just clicked thru a trigger warning for a corny parody video. I want off this ride.

>>87491239
English learnt easy

it's whoa, not woah

>>87510347
prove it

>>87490856
Seriously Justin? fuck off season 1 was god tier Futurama vibes, season 2 was a little bit worse and season three has literally been Orange is the new black tier writing you fucking hack.

The opposite of love is indifference, not hate.

If you guys didn't like this show, or at least want to like it, you wouldn't make or post in or even notice threads about it. Every sentence you write about muh reddit and muh lolsorandumgodisn'treal, is feeding the fire you say you hate.

It's a fucking tv show, get over it. This board was better when the worst thing we had to deal with was Kaiji and abatap.

Fuck I hate all of you I want my 2007 /tv/ back.

>>87491318
>>87491433
leave my fucking website faggots

>>87510790
>The opposite of love is indifference, not hate.
so what's the opposite of hate? indifference too?

>>87510889
Obviously. The opposite of any emotional interest is the lack of emotional interest. Learn how to think.

>>87510957
>>87510957
so the opposite of activated almonds is no almonds at all? wow really makes me think...

>>87490856
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary, But seriously, we can't allow drimpfz to get the nuclear codes. @Bernie2012

>>87499741
send pics of Courtney

>>87507796
character development, in fucking RICK and MORTY
jesus fuck I hate you and I hate your entire worldview and culture.

>>87507601
But that's not reddit, that's here. Do you think you're so better because you shout faggot every other word?

>>87488905
I think the Vindicators episode is the best episode that showcases how much of a shithead Rick is because of Noob-Noob. It showed that even if you bear with all of his nonsense and even save his life a few times like Morty, he will still consider you a worthless moron. And even if you just kiss his ass and don't give him any grief whatsoever like Noob Noob, he will just giggle a bit and then forget that you even exist.

>>87510858

Did you write and host it?

>>87488905
>WAAAAH CARTOONZ HAEV TO BE LE STOOPID AND FOR KIDZ

wait there are people who hate or don't understand this scene?

but those are literally the trash of our planet, no?
why do we even argue with them? just trash them

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>>87488905
>pickle rick says he has 8 minutes to live and the office is 6 minutes away
>then we have this very long scene at therapy
>then we cut to pickle rick in the car, still talking
Pickle Rick should have died.

>>87490856
Uhm, no darling/cutie/sweetie/honeybun/sugarlump.

>>87508584
I see a correlation between bad memes and good boards
/o/ is the best board but has almost no
noteworthy memes, while /tv/ is the epitome of memery whilst being by far the worst board on this site