...So...

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>>87487006

1488

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>>87487006
>that cut to the unenthusiastic audience

is this real kino?

>/tv/ getting triggered 24/7 even when he isn't even on television
Colebert cucks you all

>>87487100
Could you imagine being one of those people and knowing exactly what Colbert is going to say in his monologues because it's the same, predictable crap you've been getting for years, except it has to be more tame since it's not on cable?

>>87487100
Who, honestly, is unemployed or bored enough with their lives to attend these shows live?

>>87487156
people visiting NYC for a month and they couldn't get into SNL.

>>87487156
They're all tourists. They walk by and say oh honey wouldn't it be great to see them tape a tv show?

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>>87487006
Sneed

>>87487006
I used to think how great it would be to be a late night comedian. Now they look like $20 prostitutes.

Conan: Donald Trump...

*audience laughs*

Conan: I haven't done anything yet!

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>>87487006
>it's another /pol/bait thread episode

>>87487006
IN A BOLD MOVE IM REVIEWING THE POLITIC OF [current president] [current president] is the only president htat has ever been criticized by a television program,ever

>>87487100

>Bernie shirt

color me surprised. We have lived long enough to see the death of late night television.

>>87487006
Trump

>>87487100
Where are all of the good looking people?

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>>87487100
>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

>>87488160
It's funny how he even changed his pretty decent frameless glasses for horn-rimmed numale glasses when he became a cuck.

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>I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Donald. Donald, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a C.U.C.K. 9000 computer. I became operational at the C.U.C.K.. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

>It's called "Daisy."
>[sings while slowing down]
>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

>>87490109
my favorite colbert meme

I miss the colbert report.