"IT" now tracking for an $85+ million opening weekend

>>87485003
Horrorkino is here to save us from capeshit!

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>>87485003
>tfw we witness renaissance of horror movies

What a time to be alive.

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WHERE IS MY FUCKING CAMRIP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

is that a lot?

This is the Marvel Movie of horror movies. You go expecing something else but instead it's a fucking comedy.

>>87485003
IT now holds the record for the highest Thursday night screenings of an R-Rated movie. More than Logan and Deadpool

>>87485176
More than Logan, Deadpool, and The Passion of The Christ. Number one preview screenings for an R rated movie.

>>87485003
It looks like horrorkino is back on the menu bois

I appreciate that R-rated blockbusters are having so much success lately, but I wish they were taking advantage of that to make better movies instead.

>>87485176
Yes. It already broke the preview screenings record for an R-rated movie, and it's going to be the biggest horror movie of all time.

>>87485204
The comedy in IT is way more natural than Marvel, it's pretty obvious that Stand By Me is the inspiration.

Marvel has a joke quota

>>87485249
neat guess releasing it with no competition was a smart move

>>87485204
Fuck off retard

Horror is king again!

>/tv/ says it's gonna flop
>Proceeds to beat Capeshit in Thursday screenings
You can't make this shit up

>>87486186
Well to be fair, any capeshit that it's up against came out at least two months ago.

>>87486466
No I meant it made more money than Logan and Deadpool did their opening Thursday night

>>87485204
Seriously they even have a fucking clown in it

>>87486521
Oh I see. I'm glad. I went last night and it's great. Way better than we usually get for horror movies this time of year.

>>87486186
haven't you learned?
/tv/ is literally always wrong

>movie has all the tell tale signs of being absolutely shit
>turns out it was really good and makes lots of money

Any other movies like this?

>>87486668
Everything /tv/ says is gonna be shit and/or will flop

>>87486666
Quads of infallible truth.

>>87486668
Wonder Woman was supposed to have been a mess, was part of DC, turned out kino.

>>87485176
For an R rated movie with a $75 million budget including marketing, yes

>>87485338
Well Stand By Me is based on a Stephen King story..

>>87486666
Impressive

>>87486666
quads confirm

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>Sweden now has a horror icon
I'm proud!

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>>87485338
>it's pretty obvious that Stand By Me is the inspiration

>>87486666
This

Took my date to see it. Took her home. Caught another showing to jack off to Bev in her panties.
Recorded it. Her not me masturbating. Damn.

What executives will see:
>A little bit of extra effort on Horror Movies goes a long way
>Doesn't have to be October to work
>People like the 80's
>Society can handle actors that arn't their age

This is HUGE, bring on the Horror Kino

>>87485338
Stephen King literally made Stand By Me

>>87485003
Good. It deserves it. It's faithful to the spirit of the book and the kids were great.

>>87485338
>doesn't even know Stephen King made Stand By Me
DCucks need to keep their mouths shut when they try to sound smart.

>>87485338
Exactly. The humor is organic and grows out of the characters instead of them all just being vapid mouthpieces for "witty" flippancy.

>>87487427
>It's faithful to the spirit of the book
No.
>the kids were great
Yes.

>>87487602

>It's faithful to the spirit of the book
>No.

Elaborate?

>>87487323
Was 'The Body' the story that pretty much established Stephen King's usual tropes of ridiculously over the top psychotic bullies and various forms of dysfunctional families? He uses that shit all the fucking time.

>>87487641
Not sure what that anon is talking about. This version is a much more faithful adaptation than the 90s miniseries.

I saw it yesterday

Film was very good, honestly i kinda loved it

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>>87487683
Oh i agree, that's why i'm genuinely curious to hear anon elaborate how it wasn't faithful

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>>87485204
>main antagonist is a fucking clown
>some comedic moments
Rlly mks u thnk

>>87487175
You have Max Von Sydow too.

>>87486789
Wonder Woman was mediocre at best. The last 20 minutes or so, especially, was just fucking terrible. I dont understand why anyone treats it as anything above mediocre. The only thing I can think of is they are so autistically hateful toward marvel that they will treat any competition as the second coming of christ.

>>87485249
>More than Logan, Deadpool, and The Passion of The Christ
all shit films

and there are literally no films in theatres right now, it isn't hard to get these numbers

reminder that anyone who uses the word "horrorkino" needs to go back to /r/movies

I liked a lot of aspects of it, but I fucking hated Finn wolfhard. All he was there for was to say fuck and talk about his dick. I get that's supposed to be the character but coming from him it just seemed like he was playing himself saying "haha yeah I was in stranger things". Pretty good otherwise though.

>>87487811
How can one post be so pretentious

>>87487851
That's literally what 14 year old boys talk about all the time

>>87485003
>stranger things is literally huge
>this is literally stranger things the movie even with one of the kids from stranger things

you fuckers actually thought this movie would flop? Seriously where the fuck are your analytical skills? fucking idiots sometimes i swear

>>87487641
Rushed and simplified.

How is it so popular?

>>87487934
Yeah, i remember having friends like that when i was 12-14, the same cringy jokes and all.

>>87487272
>Caught another showing to jack off to Bev in her panties.
but all showing are sold out or at least packed. how did you manage to jerk off without getting caught?

The box office will float too.

The Box OffiCe WiLL fl0at t00...

ThE B0X 0FFiCe WilL fl0AT T00.....

THE B0X 0FFICE WILL FL000AT T0000000!!!!!!!!!!!

>>87487955
That's barely an elaboration. Without any specific criticism, all i can say is rushed and simplified is what pretty much what always happens when you adapt a massive book into a movie, yet despite that it was still faithful to the book and a very good adaptation.

>>87487278
I hope this means WB stops being chickenshits and finally pulls the trigger on big-budget THE STAND.

After capeshit fatigue, horrorshit will be new fad,

So this means King cinematic universe?

>muh 80s
>muh kid actors
is /tv/ more reddit than reddit?

>>87488042
I did that too! Sat in the handicap chair in the back row. Shot so hard landed in the back of this ladies hair. I felt guilty so I followed her home. Just waiting for her to fall asleep...

>>87488103
Dark Tower was a flop.

>>87488275
That wasn't King's fault.

The book's explanation about the macroverse and the turtle are a load of shit and hope the sequel takes a different route

>>87488065
OWH HA HA HAHA

>>87488305
I hope it goes there and further cunt.

>>87487978
It was genuinely good and people like evil clowns

>>87488288
Wasn't my point

Gee I sure wish the dark tower was at least on this quality

>>87485167

MAN HOLD ME. WHERE IS IT MOMMY!? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>>87488042
Because I bought another ticket when I first got ours, in case there was an actual sex scene, for me to watch again. If not, I can refund up to 30 minutes before the showing.
No sex scene but that underwear shots sufficed.

The Stand when?

>>87485003
I'd rather horror remakes than capeshit any day. Hopefully this means Paramount will go ahead with the Friday the 13th set in the 80s they were supposed to make this year.

>>87487851
>Finn Wolfhard talking about his dick
Fuck, guess I have to watch it now.

>>87488042
Btw we saw it yesterday, my other ticket was for the morning. I sat in the back and bring a blanket, we have reclining seats.
I jerk it, not hard, to Bev. Once it's coming up I jerk harder, becoming full erect. Having been built up Im ready to cum by the end of the quarry scene. Good shit. Try it man

>>87488524
Excuse my grammer, im jackin it right now

>>87486603
this was really funny fyi

>>87487951
I don't know where this meme even came from, the majority of /tv/ has been looking forward to this movie for months

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>>87488661
This is how it always works on /tv/, some fuckers see like 4 or 5 contrarian posts about it being shit and think that's everyone.

It's like how this board would have threads about 13 year old actresses in 2010 and /tv/ was the "pedo" board for like 5 years.

>>87488103
No. Rights are scattered across other studios.

>>87489341
>It's like how this board would have threads about 13 year old actresses in 2010 and /tv/ was the "pedo" board for like 5 years.

Kind of a bad example considering we have 20 or more cunny threads spammed every single day here.

Based tucking Froggo saves cinema

>>87489483

That's a different thing.
Like foot faggotry, it's not the same thing as normal lusting over tits and ass of whoever is in the latest movie or show.

"Cunny" wasn't even a thing until like 2013 when it became the call-sign for anti-mod spamming. It just made everything worse.

>>87485057
>>87485003
Prepare for:
The Shining Remake
Pet Cemetary Remake
Alien Remake
Eraserhead Remake
Another Nightmare on Elm's Street Remake
Another Carrie Remake
Hellraiser Reboot
Movies based on The Twilight Zone episodes

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>Slice of life montage of the gang cleaning up huge amounts of blood in the bathroom

That was fucking stupid lets be real.

>>87489616
>original was shitty and overrated
>don't know what this is
>oh god no
>um no sweetie that makes no sense
>can't be worse than PD's shitstain
>who cares
>can't be worse than the original's sequels beyond 2
>lol

>there are people in this thread that didn't see the special screenings of IT with included footage.

Must suck to live without a secret Kinoplex

>>87489630
>he and his buds never covered up a bloody crime scene
Did you even have a damn childhood?

>>87489712
>don't know what that is

Kill yourself, because in your case, dead is better.

And you type like a woman.

>>87488444
What? The Stand would have to be at least 10 hours long to get all the content in

>>87489714
>there are people

>>87485140
>renaissance
>typical jumpscares where we get a closeup of Pennywises face as he charges towards

>>87485338
There's a couple of decent jokes in IT, but most of the comedy is so forced and bad. They made the Strangers Things actor comic relief thats job is to either say something funny or "OH SHIT/OH FUCK" in a comical way in LITERALLY EVERY SCARE

>>87489774
I'd love to see HBO or Showtime produce a new miniseries for The Stand. The 90s version is terrible.

>>87489813
the genre is called horror, not dread

>>87489774
They'd make it a trilogy.

>>87489841
okay but thats realistic. i would say the same thing.

The best comedy bit was Pennywise doing a mad shuck and jive. fucking great

>>87489850
And you called it the renaissance of horror, but it's just the same old, dull shit that you see coming a mile away. Don't get me wrong, there were some decent scenes mixed in there too, but it felt like they either ran out of ideas or went "Hmm, but shouldn't we add a REAL jumpscare in there, Bob, that's what they want. Just make something jump at the screen after a silence"

>>87489841
That's an accurate portrayal of Richie though. He goes on to become a popular DJ and comedian as an adult.

>>87489849
Look what happened to Under The Dome, they'd end up making it retarded probably

>>87489841
That happened after like 2 scares, and only if you count "what the fuck is happening?" to be a "joke" line.

He didn't talk about his cock and Eddie's mom during any of the scary parts.

>>87489580
Remember 2007-2012 /tv/ when all everyone did was lust over that ugly girl from Serendipity who's name I can't even remember?

>>87489616
>not going for the Cinematic Kingverse

>>87489908
I didn't call it shit, you fat fuck.
And I'm not reading the rest of your impotent rage paragraph.

Horror is a trash genre and always has been.

>>87485204
It was less campy than the 90s version. Are comedy moments but unlike marvel it's never really inappropriate.

Pennywise doesn't even really crack jokes while being spooty. If this was a MCU movie Beverly would say something like "definitely left swipe" when she saw Pennywise open his face up etc

>>87489900
But the OH FUCK is there for comedy. The boy faces his worst fears and all he does is go "OH SHIT". It's not believable because it's not suppose to be. It's there for comedic value as is his character, and the movie would have been way better if they left 1 out of 10 lines of his in

>>87489712
>um no sweetie that makes no sense

>be hollywood exec
>google search "10 top most disturbing movies ever"
>watch the first few videos
>put them as pitches to your boss
>????

>>87489920
Yes, and there was the photoshop of her face where her nose was a flaccid penis and her forehead mole was a pile of shit.

>>87489964
Eh, I guess. didn't bother me because he is a total dickwad in the original books and uses his JOKING as a way to cover up his fear. many people do that. people fear-laugh instead of scream. I get why it annoyed you, but for his character it made a lot of sense for me

>>87489916
I'm pretty sure his only line in the whole movie that wasn't in there for comedic value or wasnt just a OHSHIT was the "I hate clowns" one

>>87489964
>The boy faces his worst fears and all he does is go "OH SHIT". It's not believable because it's not suppose to be

It totally fucking is.
I hate spiders, when I see a spider, depending on the situation I either think or say "Oh shit"

>>87489973

Never gonna happen, they would all run across The Grifter

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>>87487175
what do you think it's like having a brother who looks like this?

>>87487272
Honestly why I'm going.

>>87490051
Bill is cuter.

>>87490009
Also, Richie is supposed to be the skeptical and cynical one of the group.

>>87489912
That was on CBS. Surely HBO, or any other network, could be better.

>>87485167
same desu

>>87485338

The book is Horror Stand By Me. So if this is how the movie is, then good

>>87490012
If you were REALLY afraid of spiders, you'd react way more violently. Is this monster from other universe that specializes in fear only able to conjure up nightmares that make you jump out a little? Compare it to the girl or the jew having the face their fears. But honestly, that wasn't even my main point. My point was that he's only there for comedic relief, which is fine in moderation, but when he does it LITERALLY all the time, he just ruins the movie.

>>87490009
Right so you're ignoring that he stops cracking """jokes""" when he actually sees shit and he's the first one to draw line at trying to fight and infinite death monster clown and literally starts a fucking fist fight because he doesn't want to end up like the main character's dead brother?

Right, yeah, but he's like epic memester, constantly making jokes, like the part where he's scared of the clown room and he says "exit, stage left!" and runs away while a comedic tuba music cue starts.

Oh wait, that didn't happen. He just says "oh fuck" when a monster comes at him and you've just let capeshit hate warp your weak mind to where you let anything even resembling a "quip" ruin your life for a period of 30 hours.

>>87488368
>Sony

>>87487642

Both of those things are literally everywhere

>>87490117
In the book, it actually takes a while for Richie to fully believe in It. He thinks his encounter was a dream.

>>87490117
>LITERALLY

don't you belong on a different website?

>>87490125
>Stops cracking jokes
>Facing a killer clown thats holding your friend as a hostage
>"You shoved me, you punched me. . . and it seems . . . like now I have to kill this fucking clown*
>*Pulls out a baseball bat*
>*Crowd laughs and cheers*

>>87490154
No, they literally not

>>87490154
Yeah but Stephen King's bullies are above and beyond normal. They're always murderous psychopaths at age 14 or whatever.

>>87489616
A Halloween movie is already in production by the director of Pineapple Express and Danny McBride

>>87490158
This is not how it was conveyed in the movie
>>87490165
It fits here, because normally I wouldn't say that. But that's LITERALLY all he does. That's his whole purpose in the movie, and it's not even a character arc, he stays the same shithead at the end of the movie

>>87490198
I'm actually really looking forward to it. I thought the Rob Zombie versions were awful.

>>87487726
Downloading 240p Fisher Price rip now

>>87490198
Apparently Carpenter is producing it. Might be OK.

>>87490176
Yes, and?
that's not a joke, that's the heroes facing off with the villain after they know he's not shit without fear
You're a fucking autist.

>>87490233
>LITERALLY
Again, this word. It's factually incorrect, even if you're a sperg who thinks him screaming "FUCK" and running away is an attempt at humor.

A "joke" is when in the first 15 minutes of the movie he's making fun of another character's mom.
Shit like the other post I'm quoting says, where he goes "I'm going to kill this clown" is not a "joke"

>>87485003
WB does it again boys

No amount of bad press can kill great marketing

>>87490264
link

>>87489973
That's what I do, is this wrong?

>>87490318
A joke and a comedic reaction are two different things. A cowardly geek in glasses seems like he's gonna chicken out again, but suddenly pulls out a baseball bat against a killer clown. That's comedic. It's not HAHAH SO FUNNY PLEASE LAUGH, but it's comedic. Which is the boys role

>>87485003
Went to 2 different theaters and both were sold out so had to buy a later showing.

Are there any cam versions floating around bros?

>>87490425
>A cowardly geek in glasses
Ritchie isn't a cowardly geek, he's a fucking asshole who happens to wear glasses. Are you a retard?
>seems like he's gonna chicken out again
He never "chickened out" he decided they were in over their heads AFTER he saw a violent monster get stabbed through the head and chuckle and run away. He didn't see spooky clowns and wet his pants and leave the rest of his friends to die.
>but suddenly pulls out a baseball bat against a killer clown. That's comedic.
You're fucking retarded.

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This girl is so cute. Like, objectively, she is very beautiful. Not in a sexual way just what it is.

Is the painting lady the spookiest part of the movie?

>>87490354
what bad press has there been about It?

>>87490051
I like twinks so i would be prouder of being me (Bill)

>>87490553
Are you kidding? Her ass was thicc af in the drugstore scene

>>87489714
What included footage?

>>87490553
Throughout the film I thought she looks a lot like pennywise

Also what happened to the floating kids.

I kind of wish when Bill shot his brother in the head it turned out that it was actually him.
Pennywise just jumps out from behind the mound and just loses his shit.

>>87490545
How is that not comedic? Is it not suppose to bring a smile to your face? Were people not smirking and snickering at the movies when that happened?
>w-well yeah but those people are retards
And the movie is made for them, as is his comedic character

>>87490617
Yes she resembles the actor of Pennywise quite a bit. They were already dead afaik, they just descended.

It was a solid movie, I'd give it an 8.0. Wish it was a little scarier. It was freaky in a "oh shit that's messed up" kind of way, but I was never on the edge of my seat, or actually nervous. Jurassic Park raptors in the kitchen is how I would have preferred it. Tense. I wanted to feel paranoid. Instead it was just gory imagery. It wasn't bad at all, I'm just posting my opinion. I will admit one scene did send shivers down my spine when Mike is being beaten by Henry. He turns his head towards the woods as when he's wincing, and he sees pennywise smiling and giggling while eating Georgie's gory, detached arm.

How gory is the arm scene?

>>87487175
Still a cuck tho

>>87490652
It's what I thought was gonna happen, would have been savage af.

>>87490724
Were people also "smirking and snickering" in star wars when Luke beat Vader?

What the fuck are you talking about? It's a hero standing up to the villain. He didn't fucking say "it's clobbering time" jesus christ.

Like I said before, you an overly sensitive fucko who's been warped by hating superhero films.

>>87490753
Do you reckon they left the bodies there?

>>87490761
It's pretty graphic for a child death, his arm gets bit off and he attempts to crawl aways screaming before being dragged into the drain. An old woman witnesses it and ignored it.

>>87485338
i know your post is bait but a group of kids that hang out together in the 80s doesnt make it like stand by me

>>87490832
I don't think the old woman ignored it, she just wasn't looking when it happened.

>>87490805
You think it's only comedic if there's a punchline?
A kids about to beat a clown with a baseball bat, seems more like comedy than an epic final battle to me

>>87490553
She made watching the movie as a single creepy as fuck person very uncomfortable.

>>87490859
She may not have seen the act but she definitely ignored the blood.

>>87490884
Explain more

>>87490875
>A kids about to beat a clown with a baseball bat

The whole movie involves a clown chasing 7 children around, is it a comedy to you? It should be, by your logic, and thus any perceived comedic lines should no longer bother you.

>it's a clown!
>it's comedy!

I didn't even like the movie that much, but your complaints are so illegitimate it hurts.

just watched it

it's really good but in unexpected ways - the kids are great, it feels like a stand by me/the goonies... soundtrack and the score really surprised me, it was pretty great

pennywise works, feels more alien/unhuman than tim curry's portrayal

I'd rather Pennywise be a demon than a alien

WHERE'S THE TRIPFAG WHO SAID THAT THIS MOVIE WILL FLOP?

SHOW YOURSELF FAGGOT

>>87491075
>TFW it was tim curry

>>87486668
warcraft

there I said it but it's true except the part with making money

>>87491075
I was just about to ask that kek. He's suddenly disappeared after shitposting in every one of these threads

>>87491058
he's from outside the universe, not another planet
but a demon from hell would also be a literal alien when on earth, regardless

>>87491125
Didn't warcraft make a bunch of money in China.

>>87490884
wut

>>87491152
lmao I remember he claimed that It was going to flop because people would be busy attending high school football games.

>>87491125
but anon, Warcraft was fucking dogshit

>>87491058
I'd rather Pennywise just flat out be the Devil himself

>>87491203
The teenage girl actress made his peepee swell and it made him feel awkward when people noticed, fucking creep.

>>87490972
No, the clown wasn't the point. A kid just suddenly pulling out a baseball out of some trash is not a setting for an epic moment. Also it's about the tone of the scene, and are you really saying me that it wasn't suppose to be comedic when he did that?

>>87491125
It made a lot of money in China.

>>87490884
Lul, I'm going to be watching the movie as a single creepy as fuck person but with friends, I hope they don't all turn to me during her scenes.

>>87491058
Demons and aliens are the same thing.

>>87491271
it was supposed to be heroic, or at least heroic in a way a kid would imagine it. By that point pennywise was more or less beaten already, the kids were not afraid and fear was Pennywise's greatest strength, at that point, the final ass kicking was inevitable.

>>87491328
No they're not, that's like saying mammals and reptiles are the same thing.

>>87491271
>No, the clown wasn't the point
It actually was, he was the clown more than he was anything else
>A kid just suddenly pulling out a baseball out of some trash
It's trash from kids previously killed, clearly Pennywise snatched some kid up from a baseball field during a late night game or something
>it wasn't suppose to be comedic when he did that?
It was a hero standing up to a villain. Do you laugh when that happens in every other movie where that happens? Braveheart and Gladiator and Star Wars and the Raid? Do you laugh when a girl at the end of a Friday the Thirteenth movie beats Jason in the head with a piece of wood?

The entire theme of the fucking movie was facing your fears, guess what he does at the end? After a scene where he decides he'd be better of not doing so for the purposes of not dying horribly, his friend is in trouble so he decides to help save her, then his other friend is in trouble so he decides to fight.

I think your brain is broken.

>>87490760

that was the best scene imo, so unexpected and creepy/weird

>>87487641
lol as if one person in here has read the 1,000+ page source material

>>87491261
But that's already Michael Myers, he's evil in the flesh.

>>87491475
>as if anyone has read a stephen king novel

Are you retarded?
I've read it like 5 times, the first time I was probably fucking 12 years old.

>>87491426
No, they are literally the same thing.
People who claim to have been abducted by aliens are meeting the same entities that in the past were identified as demons and angels.

>>87491535
Did you jerk off to the orgy scene?

>>87491575
:O

>>87491580
You idiots need to get a grip. The "orgy" lasts two paragraphs and is a flashback and is described in the vaguest terms possible.

Goddamn it I fucking hate when you context-less retards buy into everything you ever read in a 4chan post.

>>87485003
>no loli sex
It is shit.

>>87491575
Demon or aliens however tell us a completely different story about the world/universe the story takes place in. Sure you can use them as simple movie monsters and not think about it, but by their existance they make a statement regarding the supernatural in that story.

>>87491575
You mean people with schizophrenia

>>87491681

>12 year old girl with tits
>loli

I know you all heard 100x reactions hoe the kids were good

they really fucking were. I don't remember when I saw so much kids in a production with good performances - I think the dialogue helped. Stan actor wasn't but - his character is shit, like in a book - the most boring one. too bad they didn't make him more interesting in the movie

>>87491652
It's like six pages long in the book you stupid fuck.

>>87491575
In non-fiction (if those things actually happened) then they may be the same thing, in the world of fiction (movies) they're not the same and have different origins and abilities.

>>87491731

No it isn't, you dumb fuck.

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>>87485003
Does this mean we can get that Friday the 13th reboot un-cancelled or is Paramount gonna be a bitch?

I hope the Halloween reboot is good so it can do numbers just like IT.

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>>87491777

>>87491713
It was supposed to be a 11yo.

>>87485003
The only clown horror you need to worry about is the drumpf administration.

>>87491713
She's a Lillis, not a lollis.

And she's claimed. So back tha fuck up befo u get smack'd tha fuck up!!

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>mfw Pennywise actually did a mad shuck n' jive

Based Argentinian director

>>87486789
/tv/ and marlel faggots were wrong about it flopping, but it was still a mediocre, predictable generic capeshit movie with quips and a laughably bad third act

>>87491814
What an absolute whore.

>>87491814
This is most certainly not an orgy. I've been memed!

>>87491814
TL;DR

So who fucks who in the book? And why?

(please tell me they all fucked when they were swimming in the quarry, except the fat kid who stood and watched and cried)

>>87490553
looks like a tranny

>>87492064
They all fuck in the sewers at the end of the book, at least two of them nut in her.

>>87492064
Bev has sex with them one at a time in the sewers so it's not an orgy by any stretch. Basically it bonds them all together so they can escape the sewers.

>>87485003
That's it?
What a flop.

>>87492189
Lol, wut!!

Stephen King is my kind a pedophile.

>>87492242
>14 year old girl
>pedo

>>87492220
>girl of the group
>has to put out for every guy, one at a time
What did King mean by this?

>>87492220
So the town rumors were true about Bev!!!

After she's finished with that train of boys, imma go down on her like a man.

>>87492263
>14
She is younger though.

A pretty good movie honestly.
Its not massively scary or anything (except the projector scene. I laughed but man did it make me tense and jump and feel very unsettled), infact I laughed a lot i. this film.
Its more of a comedy horror, a la Evil Dead or Drag Me To Hell. The character interaction and acting was pretty gold all round, as were the visual effects.

I want to watch the second part for sure.

I've seen the original TV movie, and I enjoyed that too. Tim Curry saves that movie though.

>>87492328
Still, pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent girls.

>>87492353
She is 11, she could be prepubescent for all we know, and even if she started puberty, she isn't very developed if developed at all.

>>87492173
Looks like a young ginger ScarJo to me.

When she seduced that pharmacist, the guy next me got up to pee and he had this raging boner, the whole row saw it and was laughing at him.

>>87492409
Honestly though, she is good at flirting.

https://youtu.be/fahe1tFe_Xw
GEORGIES DEATH SCENE NIGGERS COME QUICK

>>87492496
watched the movie today and red/watched a few reviews and I can say Kermode explains it the best so if you're interested hear him out (spoiler free):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_IILFoIhbA

>>87491942
probably the funniest pennywise scene desu

>>87492496
Yeesh, that's kinda fucked up

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>>87489616
>The Shining Remake
I wouldn't mind another movie that stays closer to the book like the miniseries did (even tho I prefer the 80's movie) but with better cgi and better pacing because it got a bit boring in the middle with 30 minutes of the husband and wife arguing

>>87490553
You just KNOW Rachel McAdams is going to play her adult character

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>chapter one

>>87492328
She is 15, she was born in 2002 February

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>>87485003
Just got back from seeing this. I was afraid it wouldn't live up to the hype but damn I gotta admit it was fucking great. Everyone in the theater seemed to enjoy it, they jumped, they laughed, and I even heard people after it saying it was one of the best horror films they had seen. Props to the theater people too for actually placing a few red balloons here and there in the theater and outside on a few people's cars. I usually don't like it when a movie is this long but damn I wanted more after it was over.

>inb4 shill

If you don't wanna spend the money to see it, definetly find a torrent. Solid 8.5 movie

anyone here speak russian?

http://watchfree.ac/movie-it-2017-watch-free-putlocker.html

>>87486177

I see what you did there.

>>87489961

I hate you for just thinking that joke.

Just saw it.

It was a really good film. It wasnt scary at all to me but it still kept me engaged. The effects were very cartoony though (the picture lady looked like a flash animation scare). It also rushed character motivations but you still get the idea.

It changes a lot from the book but i was never enraged. Its funny how they basically copied the tv movie in some cases because they knew some scenes wouldnt translate.

i think i might go and and see it again (im starting to sound like that pasta).

>>87493133
I'm talking about the one in the book, the one that had sex with the boys.

>>87493397
This. It kind of feels like a three way marriage between the book, the origonal film adaption, and an almost Spielbergian coming of age story with perhaps a little more bite to it.

>>87487851
I honestly thought it was funny and everyone else laughed in the theater as well.

Guess I'm a normie

>>87485003
King must be tearing his hair because his magnum opus the Dark Tower flopped harder than a limp dick in a brothel.

>>87493594
They shouldn't have cast a nigger in the lead role.

>>87489616
I dont mind having remakes as long as they're true to the source material (core material, bare minimum) as much as possible. Potentially getting rid of some source for better changes. Basically, as long as the remake has a great cast, setting, director; it is good to go.

No child orgy, no watch

>>87493070
I dont see the issue here. Im actually looking forward how the sequel will adapt IT in a fukt 2016 society.

>>87493594
IT is his fucking magnum opus, retard

>>87493397
the picture lady was one of the scariest parts

>>87492496
looks like a cutscene from Harvest

maybe it's the cam quality

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Just a reminder that King's son has already surpassed his father in terms of writing and storytelling ability.

And this is going by King at his peak, not King after he fried his brains on cocaine and booze.

>>87493665
I dunno man.
Total Recall was a bad remake.
The Arnie movie is like an artpiece of its own.

>>87493810
Stephen King really liked this adaption of It so he's doing fine

>>87493735
This. Its rated R I was totally expecting a bukkake in the sewers. Definitely let down but it was still good.

>>87489616
I am okay with this

>>87489744
This post made me smile

>>87493810
If you ask King, it's the Dark Tower. If it wouldn't be, he would be less desperate in trying to link all his written to it.

>>87493906
Enough with the orgy but for an R Rated movie, I actually felt like it wasn't as bloody or as adult as it could have gone.

I take it the actors who played the bullies were over 18 so they easily could have filmed the blowjob scene and then the scene where the bully leeches thrown all over is body as It then drags him away.

Really liked the scene where that bully was killed in sewers (forgot his name) but they could have done more with stuff like that and made it more explicit when the losers club wasn't present

>>87489616
>Movies based on The Twilight Zone episodes
JUST BRING THE SERIES BACK FOR FUCK SAKE! BEEN WAITING DECADES.

Easily Netfix could pick it up

>>87494027
>the blowjob scene
It just doesn't go well with the theme of the movie IMO. It'd be too random, too shocking as well and needless for such a small character.
The movie is perfect the way it is. The book will always be there for the raunchy stuff though, so it's okay.
>“You have to put your thing in me,” she says.
What did she mean by that?

>>87494088
Wouldn't have the same feel if it's not in black & white (which made many episodes more creepy) and doesn't have the original creator/narrator

>>87486666
check'd

>>87494170
the writing, pacing, directing, and acting made it creepy - not the color you fucking racist

>>87489630
the movie had some weird tonally inconsistent moments imo, like that and the rock war scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvfGzeXSloc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXOskMq47kg

The movie is really good too, minus the over the top ending. Fuck that little shit from stranger things too

anybody have that camrip yet boys

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>>87494027
>Enough with the orgy

no fuck you. this is a movie that could have had a fucking child orgy in it. /tv/ must always talk about this as long as the clownkino threads are up.

>>87494170
>Wouldn't have the same feel if it's not in black & white
nigger they have made an 80's and early 2000's Twilight series. 2000 series has many creepy episodes

Are you living in the 60's?

>>87494242
You saw a 15 year old get into her bikini in a Michael Bay filming type of way so that's good enough

>>87489616
Hellraiser was supposed to be getting a remake/reboot for quite some time now. Clive was involved.

Not sure if it's still alive, however.

All in all, I really despise Horror remakes. They're always remaking good Horror, which takes far less effort than remaking a bad movie.

I wouldn't mind if it was, say, a remake of a B&W Horror movie and updating it.

>>87494242
It's not an orgy you stupid fuck

>>87494027
I think when its released on Blu Ray there'll be a better cut. For sure there has to be more scenes with Pennywise

Part two will probably be more adult oriented and more violent. I mean these kids are literally underage Im sure there was more shit they wanted to do but muh legal and career reasons.

>>87494354
yeah its a gangbang bc theres only 1 girl.

>>87494219
can anyone describe these clips? Really wanna watch them but I'm too big of a pussy.

>>87485003

Cue greenlighting of endless Stranger Things-esque productions until they're as numerous and numbing as capeshit.

>>87494206
The part with the kids is pretty much a coming of age story like Stand By Me, except with a weird child killing clown monster. So it walks the tightrope between horror and coming of age story.

>>87490553
>>87493046
More Bev webms, please. Preferably in undies.

>>87494410
Really nigga? Don't be a bitch they're not that scary just tense

>>87494454
Yeah just watched the first one. Wasn't really that scary at all if you know there's something coming.

>>87494250
>they have made an 80's and early 2000's Twilight series.
And they were both trash, cracker

>>87494507
Which you would, since well, it's a horror movie, you know some shit is going down.

>>87490080
In the book Stanley's the one seemingly most doubtful, and the most shaken by It with the least faith they can defeat it because it goes against what he logically understands the world to be.
Which foreshadows his reaction to being summoned back to Derry as an adult.

Did girl get away with murdering her cool dad?

>>87494507
scariest part was the woman in the painting coming alive. sent shivers down my spine.

there is a scene where she is just standing behind the kid as she drops an instrument she's playing and damn that was fucking creepy.

wish movie had more scenes like that

>>87494405
It's a train NOT a gangbang, there's a difference

>>87494242
This.
We can't have progression until we can comfortably depict kids being sex fiends in movies.

>>87494586
Creepy woman looked like ghost mum from the movie Mama. Same director too. Yeah creepy as fuck. More creepy than Pennywise

>>87494584
>Did girl get away with murdering her cool dad?
what the fuck guys? in the book she never kills him. she returns 27 years later to want to visit him and forgive him.

this is a big plot hole cos yeah how did she get away with the murder...

>>87489616
>Movies based on The Twilight Zone episodes
I'm alright with this.

>>87493594
Dunno why they fucked it so badly.
Just make The Gunslinger and see how it goes, don't try and cram a bunch of shit in that will only alienate normies and annoy fans because it wasn't faithful.

georgie scene was really fucking great and gory - didn't expect that

also, bev bathroom scene and projector scenes were great - I thought the trailer spoiled that and showed it all - boy was I wrong

it wasn't as scary to me as I expected, but than again, I haven't watched a horror that scared me in years - it's an adventure horror with a great atmosphere - it'll be a classic and it deserves it

also the budget was 30 million or something like that? it looked like double that so i guess the director will be shooting whatever he likes in the future

>>87494666
It's never actually said she killed him, sure she hits him in the head, he falls down and we see some blood pooling, but i never assumed the dad died, also in the end they talk about Bev going to live with her aunt (or was it mom?) and is leaving Derry, and I thought the implication was not that dad was dead, but rather bev not wanting to live with him

>still no screenshots of bev's tits and pussy mound

>>87494586

That scene didnt work for me.

It would have been better if they did it like the Leper and had an actual model with some cg for effect.

Then again, contortions and weird figures like slenderman or modern movies with likewise figures never scared me.

Is the Spider version of It in the film? I can't deal with spiders.

>>87494857
Not really.

>>87494857
No spider

>>87494786
i was very disappointed that there werent ginger pubes sticking out of her panties.

ruined the movie for me

>>87494932
What about a drider?

Just watched in UK and small orgy scene present. Did other countries get cut version?

>>87494857
no, it's the adult part of the miniseries

>>87494857
>>87494916
>>87494981

His arms turn into spider legs during the final confrontation. It have been homage rather than his actual form though.

>>87494857
No spoders. Theres one part where hes attacking the kids with these arachnid legs but they looked more like crab legs desu.

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>>87494994

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Finn posters are homos

>>87495045
I swear when I saw that first thing I though of were hydralisks from starcraft

Cinema was PACKED on friday night(aus). Really surprising.

>>87494994
>>87495106

Did anyone find the quarry swimming scene a little.... i dont know...

>>87495174
Ben had bigger tits than Bevie

>>87495117
Confirmed IT is a lurker.

>>87495174
If you mean underwhelming it probably has something to do with all the kids including Finn being 15 years old.

>>87495174
Well can't say, since what the fuck does
>a little.... i dont know..
even mean?

>>87495174
that beverly kid is really pretty, no pedo btw just sayin' she'll get some niggaz killed over her

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>>87491058
He actually *is* a Demon though. Specifically, IT is a Demon Elemental, and has full dominion over its own assorted legions of demons and evil spirits. In any cosmology, it would probably be a Satanic Archtype due to its true nature.

>>87486668
We said that about Fury Road

>>87491058
What actually is It in the whole Stephen King Dark Tower mythology?
And what's the Turtle? It made it seem like some cool cosmic being, but The Dark Tower books seem to imply it's just a cyborg or something

>>87495271
Depends on how one wants to define a demon, or alien, without getting too mired in King's literary universe, pretty much everything connects to the Dark Tower series, even IT, and Pennywise pretty much originates from the dimensionless nothingness that exists between alternate universes in the King metaverse.

>>87495604
I have not read the books so dont quote me boi but after looking up the turtle thing it appears IT is an entity like the Turtle but he's literally watching the kids deal with IT and gives advice here and there. Merely a spectator.

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Just saw the movie, why is it R rated again?
Could be PG-13 with no problems

>>87490893

They knew exactly where he disappeared from. She definitely told someone.

>>87495927
Multiple "fucks", child abuse, and dismembered kids could probably get you an R rating.

>>87494586

Was in a cinema full of normies. Scariest part was when Pennywise grabbed the chick after she beat the shit out of her dad. Everyone lost their shit.

>>87495916
Yeah the turtle is like an observer/mentor in IT, but it's one of the things that ties the story to the Dark Tower series.

test

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you're welcome

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you're welcome part.2

>>87494775
nah she killed by by the look of things and is going to live with someone else out of town cos she doesn't have anyone else to live with

>>87495106
Finn is the best

>>87496247
That's a good quality
It's from trailer?

>>87496272
Well all i can say is that that's not the impression i got, if i recall correctly, Bev even says that the mom or aunt which ever it was says "you can stay with us for as long as you want"
Which to me implies she does have some other place to go, but does not want to go there, and if we go by the book the dad is alive, so i don't see them changing that and then not addressing it. So in my mind all that adds up to the dad still being alive, but Bev not wanting to live with him.