The Layover

Same problem as Baywatch.

>wanted to cast Charlie Hunnam or Chris Hemsworth but they were too expensive

>>87483840
Safe to say anyone with a five grade reading level would stay away after reading the screenplay.

>>87484006
I'd do it in a heartbeat if it meant grabbing Mammario's mammaries

>>87484233
Great tits but that was just a boob graze

>>87483706

>it's just like a porno where the Male Actor is so unimportant that he's not even billed

lmao what a piece of shit movie

>>87483706
Does anyone other than 12 year old watch these kind of movies?

>>87484835
Women do

>>87484835
Well since there are no tits, no.

>>87484835
Old men who miss American Pie- type cinema
>raises hand

>>87483794
I'm not sure why they didn't just get Kate Upton for Baywatch. Kelly Rohrbach is hot af though.

>>87485121
Yep, right here.

>>87485121
American Pie is normie teenager humor.

>>87485507
Sometimes I normie, sometimes I rhyme quick.
>*shrugs*

>>87485507
As a blink-182 loving teenager of the early 00s, that's why I love that series.

>>87483794
>implying baywatch wasn't #litty

>maybe in competing with each other we used this poor guy who's been beaten down by his overbearing fiancee
>nah lol jk the pig deserves the shitty life he'll have now

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>>87485189
>I'm not sure why they didn't just get Kate Upton for Baywatch

>>87485743
T H I C C

>>87485743
No waist vs no ass`

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>>87485743
Why is that fridge on that diving board?

>>87485743
This picture is just crying out for a Virgin vs Stacy meme.

>>87485743
>watches bathing suit scene
>realizes someone is letting it go now that they are engaged

Was just on the cover of SI Swimsuit. Where did it all go wrong?

>>87485928
>Where did it all go wrong?
She was overrated to begin with because of her delicious tits. Everything else about her was always shit.

>>87485928
>>87485955
She realized she could get by on having a hot face and great tits and she was absolutely right.

>>87486193
>a hot face

*breathes in*

>>87486257
She has an objectively 9/10 face.

>>87486359
>objectively 9/10 face
my fucking sides

>>87486390
C U T E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QjGX42QSC0

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>>87486359
>She has an objectively 9/10 face
Great looking but 9/10....
Tits are blinding you a bit

>>87486533
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCUnWIs88CQ

>>87485928
She was shooped then. She was always fat

>>87487093
Touché. She was goddess tier. Being engaged hasn't worked in her favor.

>>87484829
Nah man, the movie was cute. Nothing special but fun to sit through once.

>>87486577
She may not have a 9/10 face, but surely she isn't plain jane either

>>87488146
>but surely she isn't plain jane either
You're right, she's worse.

>>87488205
>natural blond
>blue eyes
>above average face

>""""""""worse than plain jane""""""""""

>>87487482
Movie was terrible. Tits could've saved it tho. To get either one of the two to flash a whole boob might've cost more money than they had.

>>87485743
where's roasties ass?