Sell me this pen.

it's a big pen

no, thx

>>87482124
>Nope, this is my pen now.

it's free

*punches pen through folded paper*

>>87482168
For you?

>>87482124
See this pen? It's actually an Oscar

>if you want that pen then write your name
>...
>WRITE YOUR NAME
A game, guess the movie.

It's your pen, what do you mean sell it to you?

You can stick it up your ass and draw swastikas in high school textbooks with it.

>>87482124
It the pen Leonardo Di Caprio used in Wolf Of Wall Street.

>>87482124
the pen is 0,99, anything else sir?

Buy this pen and I'll suck your dick, and man it will be the best blowjob of your life, I mean I have a soft warm mouth and when you cum it will be the best release of euphoria from a ejaculation you'll ever experience.

>>87482124

C R I N G E

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Truly Leonardo DiTinyPenis's greatest performance.

>>87482124
Its an amazing pen and you can't have it

>>87482124
Pens fen and sen; formerly pencil's

>>87482483
wtf? now I want this pen even more

>>87482508
pencils fencils and sencils?

>>87482124
Buy the pen or else I'll continue to throw plastic in the ocean.

>>87482555
Plastic dissolves in 50 years, so who cares. The planet will be fine.

>>87482124
Draw a bunch of dicks with it

>>87482124
*take pen*
*put pen in pocket*
what pen?

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>>87482820

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>>87482124
Watch me sell it to this black fella next to me.

>>87485108
This scared 12 year old me in the theater.

>>87485264
>12 years old in 2008

fuck me i need to get outta this place

>>87482820
That's socialism.

>>87485325
T. 14 year old in 2008

>>87485379
n-no

>>87485108
This scene makes no sense, the Joker would not be physicaly strong enough to slam the uy's head like that

>>87485325
former 9 year-old in 2008 here

>>87485701
The joker may not be super strong but he's fast enough to get the drop on some hoodlum who is not expecting to get their head slammed into a table.

>>87482551
pencil's fuck and suck

>>87482124
>**takes pen**
>"Berkshire Hathaway sent me here with papers asking for the purchase of your company. They are offering you $5,000,000,000. All you have to do is sign here to accept the offer."
>"You don't have a pen?"
>"No worries, I can sell this pen to you for $2000."

>>87482124
it was in the back pocket of Scarlett Johansson who has also been known to write with her feet. Bidding starts at $500

>>87482483
Hey now I actually want one.

>>87485325
I'd guess most people posting here are around 21.

>>87486262
SOLD!

>>87482124
The pen has been up all three Emma's pussies.

>>87485108
>>87485701
>>87485751
>wow he just killed my bodyguard, let's hear him out

>>87486560
the bandolier of grenades he had ready to set off also helped

>>87485751
He would need to be hell strong and big to do this, no superhuman strong, but way above avarage, that nigga body uard was way bigger than him and was readdy to boounce him. The joker man handlin him like that is pretty forced

What is the consensus on leo? How does he rate as an actor?

>>87482483
hey gimme that pen

>>87486825
He's ok, his best roles are when he's not fishing for Oscars and just enjoying himself, hopefully now he can settle his ass down

If you don't buy this pen your mother will die in her sleep tonight

>>87482124
>That'll be $3.50, sir.

>>87486825
limited range, but he does his best with material given to him

>>87486825
Tom cruise tier

AKA generic leading man #5823 who has *just* enough range to play some side roles convincingly

Overall he has his niche and he fills it well. One of the better lead men in hollywood.

>>87486443
30 reporting. Fuck you kids, you're all scum.

Buy this pen because it's limited edition Supreme™ drop and if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

>>87482124
>"Buy this pen, it'll make your dick ten inches longer."

>>87486443
try 15

>>87486886
>>87486943
>>87486952
That's what i thought. I guess George Clooney is the top actor we have in the "hollywood superstar" mold of decades past. Both high skill and looks.

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>>87482124
you NEED this pen! i have it, you dont. this pen could write thousands of words which will in turn can have an effect on peoples actions, thoughts, way of life, even their death. the pen is mightier than the sword and whom ever possess it shall forever be immortalized by their words and the people who follow those words. You. Need. This. Pen.

>>87485738
Reported. Enj ur ban

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How many times a week does /tv/ jerk off?

>>87487191
What jew sold you that pen, Paulie?

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You need a pen?
Ha? Ya prick cocksucka you!!

Do you guys think the point of the Wolf of Wall Street was to de-glamorize wall street people like Jordan belfort or does it celebrate them. The movie doesnt exactly take a hard moral stance, leaving it up to the audience (especially with the final shot). But most people I talk to about the movie only really remember how crazy some of the stuff was or how funny the movie was. I think the message of the movie if it ever had one was lost on most people.

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M'ask you summ'n. You wan' this pen?

This pen contains a rare african mineral that has just gone extinct and will no doubt increase to 100x its value in the coming years, I usually will sell this pen for $19.99 but because I like you im gonna reduce it to $9.99. This is a limited time offer so buy quick.

>>87487635
honestly I don't know what the message is I turned the movie off.

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>>87487635
>. I think the message of the movie
The message of the movie was just shitting out lazy performances, create nothing memorable and just piece together a series of absurdly outrageous scenes to get idiots to pay to see it.
Thats it

>>87487635
you ever watch "wall street" with michael douglas? now that is a movie.

>>87487763
two wieners!?!

>>87487635
I don't think anyone has a high opinion of anyone on wall street so I doubt it was wanted to glamorize them.

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start a movement to say pen ownership is a human right, lobby the government to force all citizens to buy pens

>>87487763
You see thats what I thought at first but there are small moments throughout the film that contest this. Plus Scorcese and the writer Terence Winter are smart dudes who arent known for beating you over the head with some kind of moral message.

>>87487789
I have seen it and that one is a bit easier to "figure out" Oliver Stone is probably the least subtle filmmaker. Which doesnt mean he is bad but its always really clear what he wants to say with his movies.

>>87487867
So then if we go with the idea that the movie is trying to tell us that this people are not to be admired why is that what people seem to remember from the movie. Do the crazy antics of Jordan Belfort eclipse any possible anti wall street, anti greed message the movie could have?

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>>87487649
>a rare african mineral that has just gone extinct
>mineral
>extinct

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movie inspired me a lot. how much?
well, pic related

>>87482168
Literally the first thing i thought of

>>87487635
the message is that having money is dope but sometimes you have to be a really shitty to get it

also the system doesnt punish people properly for this shitty behavior

also doing the right thing doesnt necessarily make you money or happy

also it makes people feel conflicted because they want the lifestyle Leo had in this movie but know hes a "bad guy"

like life, its nuanced

>>87482238
>"IN ENGLISH, DOC"

>>87485701
But he did

>>87485358
wrong. I CAPITALIZED on the situation for PROFIT

socialism would be me insisting, 'well let's take this pen to the pen czar and see what HE has to say about it, shall we comrade?'