IT

It's almost as if Stephen King is a shitty writer

>>87481487
There's literally nothing wrong with archetypes.

>>87481521
He is, and a giant pussy.

I heard there is no gangbang in the movie

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>>87481521
This. The movie is so closely adapted from the book what else would you expect?

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>tfw going to the kinoplex tomorrow to watch IT with my mates
how do i live through this shit with all those women in the theatre screaming? how do i not fall asleep from bordom?

>>87481487
Saying "Archetypal" doesn't make it a bad thing, you know. The movie was kino

>>87481897
>bordom

I thought bongs were supposed to be smart.

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>>87481992
>thinking im paki and bongistani
>when im actualy poor and irish
how to cope with having no purpose for a limited time tommorow whilst watching kino in the kinotorium?

>>87482151
It's a pretty good movie. Just enjoy it.

>>87482205
>enjoying a film with people talking, creaming and pretending to be afraid every few seconds
>enjoying anything
no

>>87482354
you're Irish, just get drunk first, idk.

>>87482424
i dont drink

>>87482469
No time like the present.

>>87482205
careful now

>>87481487
>no archetypical child sex orgy
ONE JOB

>>87483870
There was never an orgy in the novel.

>>87484841
Granted, I'm not finished reading it, but isn't that what it's notorious for? At least... here?
Are you telling me I've been meme'd?

>>87484928
She has sex with them one at a time in turn. It's not an "orgy" like all the memesters are saying.

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>>87482469

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>>87484989
Was it in front of the other kids? Then it's fairly orgy-ish. Exhibitionist, at least. Kinky, at best.

>>87485413
IIRC they go into a separate "room" in the sewer. It's disappointingly tame in the book. /tv/ makes it sound like they're sucking and fucking and bukakke-ing all over each other.

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>>87485511
FUCK.
Why the shit am I even reading this Big Mac and Fries, then?

>>87481897
makeout w/your date

>>87485710
Because he's actually lying
The excerpt from the book was getting spammed in every It thread before the movie released.

>>87485979
Oh shut up. It's tame as fuck in the book. The only meme part of it is dicklets getting btfo.

>>87485979
>>87486091
Who do I believe?

>>87486304
I'm sure someone will post it. Or you could just skip ahead in the book and read it now.

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>>87486393
>skip ahead in the book and read it now.
Disgusting.

>>87486623
spoiler alert:
Ben is the fat kid but he's got a monster cock

>Standard love triangle arc between the group leader and the fat kid who would have no chance at getting with the girl in real life.
Except for the part where the fat kid turns into Chad when he grows up and ends up getting her just from that.

>>87486747
Oh, so he's just like me

>>87481487
>>87481521
He wrote the book before they were archtypes you fucking morons

>>87481487
Yeah, the book had all that, how does the movie use it?

>>87486848
>Even being a loser and hanging out with literally who's, the girl goes for the Chad of the group
Is Stephen King redpilled?

>>87481487
Just watched this

Part I The fuck?

>>87486848
>Chad

He only gets the girl after she's used goods by literally everyone and after he became fit and successful. Once a beta, always a beta. /r9k/ isn't always right but damn.

>>87486869
>1986
We wrote it while these were archetypes.

>>87486925
I honestly don't see how it's even possible for you to be surprised by this. Explain yourself.

>>87486925
Yeah, next part the kids come back as grownups to finish the job.

Boss Bill gets last shot with Bev
Big dick Ben with the biggest dick out of the losers
>Black kid on suicide watch

>>87481487
Feels like a pretty accurate portrayal of my youth actually.

>>87487059
DUDE, THE '50's, LMAO

I'm not gonna lie, the scariest scene of that movie was Georgie's death.

>Actually shows his arm getting bitten off
>He runs away and down the street screaming for help
>Nobody can hear him over the rain
>Pennywise's arm stretches out from the sewer and pulls him in
>He's screaming and crying as his fingernails get torn off on the concrete

>>87481521
He can't write fucken endings

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>>87487122
>Penny face when

>>87487085
This version is set in the late 80s.

>archetypes
>bad

made me reply

>>87487003
>>87487043
Yeah, I was hoping the movie wouldn't drag so much and we'd get to see them as grownups.

>>87486950
He had to become a world famous architect and he still barely gets with her. Bill fucks her too when they're adults, just before she settles with Ben.

>>87487251
What a slut.

>>87487329
And she's still married to her husband Tom, who I imagine looks like Tom Atkins in my brain

>>87481521
doesnt matter. the stories he created are ripe for film and television. the point of this thread should be whether the remake is good or not.

>>87481596
No it's not, there's no child orgy to stop IT

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>>87487199
DUDE, THE 80'S, LOL

>>87487455
>the stories he created are ripe for film and television
That explains why so many of them are shit

>>87487475
DUDE YOU'RE A BACKPEDALING FAGGOT WITH NO ARGUMENT LMAO

>>87487524
No, in fact the argument is quite the same.

>>87487494
The Green Mile, Shawkshank Redemption, IT, The Langoleers, The Mist... Those are shit? I found all of them very enjoyable to watch repeatedly.

>>87487614
Points deducted for not knowing the time period though. Research before shitposting. That's how you shitpost effectively.

>>87487122
Any cam rips of it?

>>87487753
I was shitposting about try source material, honest.

>>87487696
You forgot Misery and 1408 but most King adaptations are pretty shitty. That Nightmares and Dreamscapes miniseries from 2006 was awesome though and never gets talked about.

>>87487122

Seconding this pls anyone>>87487774

>>87482354
What fucking cinema do you go to where people act like this. Are there actually people so vapid they need attention from disturbing people they don't know?

>>87487122
It was really fucking hard to watch. That scene hooked me into the film immediately

>>87481487
It's based off a book written before you were even a thought in your parents' pathetic brains. Shut the fuck up.

>>87487122
Georgie is supposed to bleed to death in his neighbor's arms though.

>>87488320

In the book he dies right after the arm is ripped off. He's dead before anyone shows up.

>>87488232

>implying he was planned

>>87487122
just asked a friend of mine who actually watched the movie and it didnt happen you fucking liar

what do i gotta do to report these kind of posts?

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>>87488401
>h