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Star Wars The Last Jedi Spoilers

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Minor spoilers from action sequences:
>Resistance tries to fight off new AT-M6's with bombers but it doesn't work, Poe uses a proton torpedo to ignite the ground under the vehicles, finally destroying them.
> AT-M6 can bend up and down and shoot an artillery canon.
>Kylo's new starship has a "combat mode" similar to X-Wings, its wings sort of fold outside making space for multiple new guns jumping into place.
>There's a somewhat slapsticky scene in which BB-8 fights BB-9E with blowtorch.


Bigger spoilers:
>Supremacy is destroyed but without Snoke on board - it's a trick, he's a hologram. By the end of the movie it's revealed he was on a different starship all the time.
>DJ hacks Finn's spine implant to retrieve information about Resistance base on Crait and sells this info to First Order. After it's revealed, Holdo throws Finn into a brig for treason.
>Admiral Holdo sabotages Leia's transporter. Poe, Finn and Rose manage to run away using an escape pod (the cockpit detaches), but Leia is injured and doesn't make it, implied to die in explosion.
>Luke is now Dr Jekkyl/Mr Hide and evidently crazy.


Cheers.
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>>87474516
>>Luke is now Dr Jekkyl/Mr Hide and evidently crazy.

Elaborate
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>>87474516
>it's a trick, he's a hologram
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this could be true, I already heard the First Order download information from Finn
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>>87474598
Unfortunately that's all I know, Luke and Rey's arc is top top top secret and tightly under the wraps even for people who are close to production. Noticed how they, of all characters, are weirdly under-represented (almost absent) in the currently available merchandise, while marketing is working full-time pushing the "mysterious" narrative?
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>DJ hacks Finn's spine implant to retrieve information about Resistance base on Crait
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>>87474725
Do you know anything about Knights of Ren
What happened to them?
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>>87474725
They're selling us mystery just like they did for TFA. Remember when it was a top secret script. LOL, the truth was that they were afraid people would realize it was a dumbed down reboot with a cunt as a lead and a bumbling idiot partner. My guess is that 8 is so disappointing and infuriating, they don't want you to know
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>post yfw in episode 9 it's revealed that snoke literally is just a hologram with an ai programming
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>>87474780
If I'm right they are just a force sect who have overthrown Luke's academy with Kylo's help, relegated to be a back story, they're not mentioned by name in the movie.
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>>87474828
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>>87474828
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>>87474516
>>Luke is now Dr Jekkyl/Mr Hide and evidently crazy.
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>>87474516
"you think this is the real Snoke, guess again"
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>>87474516
>Han got killed by his son
>Leia dies offscreen
>Luke is a skitzo

Why are these movies so miserable?
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OP here, here's multiple other things I remembered.
>Poe's X-Wing is damaged which is unfortunate because he's assumed to be the only pilot good enough to fulfil Resistance's plan to destroy the Supremacy. He gets super pissed, Leia slaps him in the face and orders him to lead the ground offensive.
>Kylo shoots Millennium Falcon down for good, but I don't know more details.
>It's explained that First Order is actually quite influential and they rule about a third of the known galaxy, so it's not like they're "imperial remnants" as presented in TFA, it's explained that there's "first order controlled space".
>One of the stormtroopers recognizes Finn while he's dressed up as an officer and congratulates him on promotion.
>Casino on Canto Bight belongs to Snoke, assumed to be one of many, it's one of the sources of his enormous wealth. I know how it sounds but I heard someone calling him the "Trump of Star Wars".
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>>87475076
>>One of the stormtroopers recognizes Finn while he's dressed up as an officer and congratulates him on promotion.

>Kek

I assume that stormtrooper will be Tom Hardy
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all this convoluted plot garbage requires the audience to give a shit
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For the first time in my life I'm gonna skip seeing a new Star Wars film in the theater. And I'm a fairly big SW nerd. This is how far they've fallen.
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Who the FUCK cares about the Knights of Ren? Sounds unbearably boring
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>>87475267
No you won't, Disney marketing machine will get you eventually
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When is Obi won coming back?
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>>87475076
>Leia slaps him in the face and orders him to lead the ground offensive.

Yaaaaaas queen
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>>87475076
>>It's explained that First Order is actually quite influential and they rule about a third of the known galaxy, so it's not like they're "imperial remnants" as presented in TFA, it's explained that there's "first order controlled space".

There was literally no reason for this not to be mentioned in TFA. Bravo JJ.
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>>87475363
Isn't that exactly the kind of shit that should be on the rolling opening story blip?
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>>87475363
They made shit up as they go, there is no overall story planed
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>>87475303
They won't. Maybe I'll be forced to take my wife's son to see it.
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>>87475076
>Kylo shoots down Millennium Falcon for good

nibba that better be a lie. why are they killing off everything about the old films to make way for the new
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>>87475664
i read somewhere that falcon getting destroyed, but elswhere when asked its debunked so i dont know
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>>87475664
Don't you get it anon? They're using the new trilogy to cleanse Star Wars of all the pre-Disney stuff beyond the larger organizational and conceptual level. That way it'll be less compared to the old SW and be less shat on by critics for using the old stuff.
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>>87475012
>AHAHAHAHA, you think this is the real Snoke?

>It is.
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>>87475418
just like the OT
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>>87474516
>Holdo throws Finn into a brig for treason.
>Admiral Holdo sabotages Leia's transport

Just gonna go out on a limb here and assume Holdo is a white male.
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>>87476071

She's played by Laura Dern.
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>>87475076
>>Poe's X-Wing is damaged which is unfortunate because he's assumed to be the only pilot good enough to fulfil Resistance's plan to destroy the Supremacy. He gets super pissed, Leia slaps him in the face and orders him to lead the ground offensive.
why the fuck can't he just take another one?
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>>87476071
Nope.
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>>87476134
Resistance poor
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>>87476242
not like pilots personally own military aircrafts, just kick some worse pilot out of the team and give the x-wing to Poe. there are much more pilots than aircrafts in any fucking airforce, not giving them to the best ones for combat missions is a serious misallocation of resources, especially when you're poor and every machine counts
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>>87475076
>Casino on Canto Bight belongs to Snoke, assumed to be one of many, it's one of the sources of his enormous wealth.

chief lazarus confirmed for snoke.
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>>87476134
Pilot leading a ground offensive, they mus be really short on people lol
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>>87476242
ok, maybe this has already been explained in a book or something i missed, but why the hell doesn't the new republic have its own military to fight the first order?
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>>87476145
: - ) ALL.
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Pls be real
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>all that hardship and sacrifices to destroy the empire and bring back the republic
>Nu Wars destroys the republic in a 5 second scene on an unnamed planet with unnamed characters and is never brought up again
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>>87476488
Yeah but the 'splosion was BAD ASS!!!
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>>87476098
>>87476145
Color me surprised.
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Will Phasma have a role or be non-existent again?
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>>87476443
i dont know, maybe the resistance is the new republic's army like as a proxy against the first order
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>>87474725
Luke is good
evil crazy clone of Luke is bad

Screencap this
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>>87474598
He'll end up being Snoke. He created the first order to balance the universe.
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>>87474516
What is the Slave Leia moment?
Rey doing any lewd things?
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>mfw those rumours about Luke being the main bad guy mastermind behind it all come true
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>>87476511
>Yeah but the 'splosion was BAD ASS!!!

The splosion was devoid of meaning.
In their attempt to distance themselves from the space politics of the PT, Kathleen Kennedy and JJ Abrahms ended up giving zero exposition or context for the events of The Force Awakens. As much as I hate Kennedy, I'd assign most of the blame to Abrahms and his childish penchant for confusing empty mystery with deep and impactful story telling.
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>>87475076
>"Trump of Star Wars"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>87476568
than why do they have such shit resources, especially compared to the first order who only control one 3rd of the galaxy?
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>>87476628
...y-yeah but did you see the 'SPLOSION?!
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>>87476488
They didn't destroy the Empire. They blew up a ship and killed the Emperor, still a whole fucking Empire out there.
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>>87476628
>his childish penchant for confusing empty mystery with deep and impactful story telling.

him and that faggot lindelof.
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>>87476713
Be Mon Mothma
>kill emprur
>forget about the rest of the empire and disband the entire rebel army
Who /brainlet/ here?
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>>87474745
The Big questing is... is DJ a Bothan?
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>>87474828
That wouldn't be that bad. Robots are a big part of SW.
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Rey is Anakin's clone. That's why Kylo Ren was so assblasted about not being as powerful as his grandpa. The clones of Anakin that are under Luke's care are more powerful than him, the biological heir of Anakin. And then Kylo was seduced, and he murdered all the clones save one. I don't know why, but Rey retains some of the memories of Anakin. I believe that if we ever start cloning people, each would have a unique soul despite having the same body. So I'm wondering why a part of Anakin's soul is within Rey. Is Rey not just a clone, but Anakin's soul reincarnated? Like the promise of Darth Sidious of resurrection? Holy shi... what if Luke delved into the Dark side and used a resurrection art by the Sith, so would that make Luke a Sith now?
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>>87476145
>we want the Harry Potter/LOTR audience
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So is EU less retarded now compared to nuSW?
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>>87475076
>order your best pilot to lead the ground offensive
>not give him another x-wing
this is really stupid unless they're all out of x-wings which is even stupider.
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>>87477121
yes
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>>87477121
nuSW is just parts of the EU with the serial numbers filled off.
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Just wait until you guys find out about the time travel stuff
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>>87477231
you are just memeing
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>>87477231
source?
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This can't be real can it? I mean the last one was shit... but it was hard shit, this seems like what happens when your hungry forgot your wallet and picked up some cheap taco bell with the spare change from your ash tray.
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>>87477121
Parts of the EU were really good. Better than the OT, even. But it went to shit really fast because they let anyone write for it.
The Thrawn Trilogy was great. Dark Empire was okay, with many cringe over the top parts, but the main idea was good.
The Jaina/Jacen storyline was good.
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>Admiral Holdo sabotages Leia's transporter. Poe, Finn and Rose manage to run away using an escape pod (the cockpit detaches), but Leia is injured and doesn't make it, implied to die in explosion.

Ok this is complete horseshit. It's already confirmed Leia doesn't die and isn't implied to die.

Leia was supposed to play a part in 9 and all of her scenes for 8 were already filmed with that in mind when Carrie died. The actress died and they already confirmed they aren't digitally re-creating her so it's impossible for a Leia death to happen.
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>>87477271
It's JJA. There's always a form of time travel.
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>>87477328
They lie all the time.
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>>87477328
It's a body double with a cgi Leia face (like in The Crow). It's not full CGI so they aren't lying.
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>>87475792
I bet George still has a piece of the licensing game, so they're killing all of the iconic stuff for new stuff so that they don't have to pay him anymore. But it'll all backfire anyway, so who fucking cares.
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>>87474516
>Leia is injured and doesn't make it, implied to die in explosion.
>Luke is now Dr Jekkyl/Mr Hide and evidently crazy.

After TFA shit on all the old characters to give an excuse for why there is still a massive Empire still around complete with a new Vader this is just par for the course.

This is bad fan fiction.
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>>87477395

Is it more likely that a Hollywood executive who literally has no reason or incentive to lie lied or is it more likely that a 4chan shitposter is shitposting?
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>>87477441
>Is it more likely that a Hollywood executive who literally has no reason or incentive to lie

Anon I ....
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>>87477231
OP here, no time travel in this movie.

>>87477136
They only have a bunch of X-Wings and they are already away when Poe tries to start off his. My understanding is that later he gets a better new X-Wing, by the way. The first attack on Supremacy fails.
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>>87474598
There's no way Disney would let this amount of creative thinking happen. OP is full of it.
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>>87477441
Do you want me to list the times they lied about movies before? They lie ALL. THE. TIME.
Just ONE example:
We're making The Thing prequel all practical guyz!!
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>>87476071
>>87476098
>>87476145
Op here, Holdo was described to me as a lawful evil Luna Lovegood, apparently a very cool villain.
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>>87475076
>Leia slaps him in the face
Dude, this is totally the stuff I expect from Nu-wars. Imagine a guy slapping an incompetent woman, there would be riots; But make it the other way around , it's a stronk womyn. Poe gets slapped like a little bitch. Honestly Poe is Rian Johnson and leia is Kathleen Kennedy. she slaps him in the face and gets him back to work. That Rian Johnson is a cuck
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>>87477328
>>87477328
>>87477328
>>87477328
>>87477328

Why is OP responding to every post in the thread other than the one that points out that his "leaks" factually and objectively contradiction information that filmmakers have already provided with us about the movie?
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>>87475076
>Trump of Star Wars
The state of "liberals," lmao
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>>87475363
It's a retcon, like how Vader is Luke's father was in ESB.
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>>87477328
Dude, you think nothing happens to Leia in 8, yet she won't be in 9?
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>>87475076
>the "Trump of Star Wars"

How to spot /tv/ bait in one easy step!
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>>87474725
So it's a mystery box?
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what's your source OP?
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This is going to be more retarded than the last one.
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After TFA and RO, do people really care about these movies anymore? I'll admit I used to be really psyched for TFA bits and spoilers, but after how shitty both the Disney Star Wars have been, I literally couldn't care less.
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Somebody please tell me.
What will be the scene that make Rey millions of young man's chrush and become iconic as Leia for this generation?
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>>87478238
This one is the last chance for me but only because Rian Johnson is directing.
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>>87478260
_no
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So does Rey lose a limb or is she truly the ultimate Mary Sue?
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Kylo spoilers or fuck off.
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>>87474828
So, this guy?
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>>87475076
MAKE THE GALAXY GREAT AGAIN!
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>>87474516

This is 100% bull shit.
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>>87478260
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/star-wars-the-force-awakens/toys-wheresrey-monopoly-hasbro/

kek not gonna happen
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>>87474828
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>>87477809
Op here. Because I don't know the answer. I don't think it was ever officially said that Leia doesn't die, just that she has a fitting departure. From what I heard we're talking about a dramatic but not overblown scene, so it fits the text you're referring to.
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>>87475076
So the first order had been gaining power and resources for 30 years while the new republic did fucking nothing but downsize their military forces.

Nice way to make the plot for the resistence to be underdogs by having their government be purposely retarded.
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>>87477646
>We're making The Thing prequel all practical guyz!!

They did make it all practical. But before they finished execs turned around and made them redo everything in CG.
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>>87477628
This. Star wars theorizing is more fun than the movies
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>>87475076
>Trump of Star Wars
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I'm glad I broke out of the spell of media, this sounds really stupid like all the other movies are.
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>Outside the known galaxy is an unexplored infinity, Palpatine explained, one closed off by a labyrinth of solar storms, rogue magnetospheres, black holes, gravity wells, and things far stranger. Any who tried to conquer that maze did not survive. The ships were obliterated, or returned to the galaxy devoid of travelers.
>Communications from those explorers were incomprehensible, either shot through with such static as to make the content useless, or filled with enough inane babble to serve as a perfectly clear sign that the explorer had gone utterly mad out there in isolation.
>The Emperor was convinced that something waited for him out there — some origin of the Force, some dark presence formed of malevolent substance. He said he could feel the waves of it radiating out now that the way was clear. The Emperor called it a signal — conveniently one that only he could hear. Even his greatest enforcer, Vader, seemed oblivious to it, and Vader also claimed mastery over the dark Force, did he not? Rax believed Palpatine had gone mad.


Will it really be snoke or was it something else?
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>Luke is now Dr Jekkyl/Mr Hide and evidently crazy.
>tfw luuke is now canon
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>>87481381
sounds like kino
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>>87481381
>Star Wars has its own Eye of Terror/the Warp now

You know a company's out of ideas when they have to rip off Warhammer 40,000 - which itself is just Dune, Starship Troopers, etc crudely lashed together.
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>>87481382
but will Luuuke be canon too? or will we have to wait until episode IIIIIIIII?
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>>87475664
>why are they killing off everything about the old films
THERE'S TOO MUCH OLD DERIVATIVE STUFF IN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIES FUCK DISNEY

WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THEY GETTING RID OF THE OLD STUFF IN THE NEW MOVIES FUCK DISNEY
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>>87477434
this
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>>87478279
the beginning was already a fuck up
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>>87474859
Christ. The coolest part of the force awakens and they're just done away with. Probably going to job to rey and Luke too
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>>87475664
This is definitely happenneding, it's what hacks do. Just like JJ Abrams killed Han Solo like a dog and made Luke disappear as a senile hermit. These bastards needed the old characters and spaceships to sell these horrible reboots. In the meantime they're making sure nobody will recover this mess.
The Falcon is a goner, and who knows, maybe Chewie and Leia will be inside when it blows up.
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>luke is dr.jekkel/Hyde
Luke is snoke. Calling it now.
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>>87475363
They're just making shit up, because it was a common talking point about how the resistance government was the new ruling faction but still presented as the underdogs.
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>>87474598
Luke has a red kyber crystal necklace
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>>87476071
Stop making assumptions you SJW
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>>87481989
it makes no fucking sense why the new republic had no real military, and depended on a small militia to protect them, especially considering the first order, a major competing government body that rules a 3rd of the galaxy and is a remnant of the tyrannical empire that used to rule the entire galaxy still exists. it makes the whole concept of a galactic republic seem like a bad idea given how incompetent it is in both the prequels and new movies. bring back the empire, they seemed to know what they were doing at least.
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>>87481381
If nothing else, the Yuzon Vong invasion justified Palpatine's militarized Empire. Wouldn't it have been nice to have a few Death Star's and SSD's to welcome a galaxy consuming biofleet?
Nah. That moves Palpatine and the Empire into a moral grey area and makes the Rebellion seem naive and short-sighted. Disney's space Nazis is certainly better.
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>>87483077
but Palpatine caring about greater good or the future of the galaxy in face of invasion or such bullshit was very out of character
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>>87484174
It wasn't really him caring about the galaxy, but more for himself.
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>>87484228
maybe, I don't really know the lore post ROTJ, but guy like Palpatine really had no way of turning this invasion to his advantage and screw the galaxy over for more power for himself? maybe even take control of them or something? thats how lord of the sith should act
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>>87476443
after the fall of the empire the new republic basically demilitarized themselves because reasons and then most of the hosnian system was destroyed wich housed a lot of spacecraft and shit and that's your lame ass excuse for having the good guys be a small poor group of misfits
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>>87474516
>heh, was just a hologram
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>>87476989
No
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>>87477037
Kylo is basically Snape, what did you expect?
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>>87477037
This is the Hunger Games
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>>87478260
It's 2017 and the world is full of nuMales, so it will be a scene of Rey cucking Finn by fucking Snoke with a strap-on.
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So in The Empire Strikes Back, using AT-ATs kinda makes sense, because we never see TIE fighters on any actual planets. TIE fighters are pretty much exclusively used in space, and so apparently walking tanks are needed for ground battles.
But in The Force Awakens, we see that TIE fighters can fly just fine right over the ground inside an atmosphere. So why does the First Order need all these AT-ATs, and AT-M6s then? Just use spaceships
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>>87477628
>Mark Hamill doesn't like the way that the director handled Luke Skywalker

I don't know anon
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>>87474516
>heat from an explosion doesn't destroy new at-at
>heat from ground burning does

?????????????????????
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>>87487357
sell more lego sets
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>>87475363
Was thinking the same. If that's true, then Abrams is even shittier t establishing lore than I already thought. That should have been in the opening crawler at the very least. Then again, I already knew he was bad at this from the way he blew up 5 planets without establishing any emotional connection or info to make us give a fuck.
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>>87475076
>destroy the Supremacy.

I was kinda hoping they'd manage to have at least one movie where a superweapon doesn't get destroyed. You'd think they'd try to build superweapons that can't simply be shot down by having one pilot do one lucky shot. Especially after 2 death stars and some asshole flying an A-Wing into the bridge of a super star destroyer.
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>>87475045
dont worry they are making more comfy STAR WARS BABIES spin-offs after HAN and OBI-WAN.
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What would be worse. Redeeming Kylo Ren after killing Han Solo, or making Rey go darkside, turning Luke into an even bigger fuckup of a teacher?
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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>>87489929
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>>87489610
>some asshole flying an A-Wing

yAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Get your tickets now!
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>>87485622
Holy shit it is, but not even Katniss was as much of a sue as Rey.
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>>87489959
wtf elephants are racist
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>>87489959
>>87489929
>But it gets worse. They also kept the awkward, bumbling legs, with one key difference. The AT-M6's front legs bend at the wrist and the knee, essentially making this new tank a giant gorilla instead of a bumbling elephant.
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>>87489823
What is bad about redeeming Kylo? It's what Han would have wanted. There's no story or satisfaction in him not getting redeemed, especially since Leia is about to die too.

Rey going full dark side can't happen in a satisfying way in the time we have left. They'd have to take a pretty abrupt turn with her character to pull it off. People who hate her desperately want it to happen, but it's best to get it out of your head now.
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>>87481382
What about bigger Luke?
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>>87490023
>white supremacists are human supremacists
Hmm is he onto something?
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The Last Jedi 30 minutes rant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW1M1y6S0CE
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>>87476145

These Diane tulpas are getting wackier and wackier.
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>>87476145
why does her dress look like it's a cheap chinese made crap she bought on amazon?
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>>87490164
>What is bad about redeeming Kylo?

I don't really have a problem with this, but I've read people saying it a couple of times now, how they couldn't forgive him for offing Han Solo, so in their mind, redemption is off the table. Kinda like "you killed my childhood hero, so I must hate you forever!!!". It runs in the same vein of people refusing the thought of recasting Leia, because "muh Carrie Fisher".
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>>87490079
In the next movie they will be standing up on two legs
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Can someone explain how anyone can be excited for this franchise? What do you hope to get out of it?
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>>87477328
>You see the shuttle explode

Wow it wasn't that hard to figure out now, was it?
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>>87490678
I want it to be terrible.
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>>87478260
The scene where she's written out completely and reintroduced as a new character played by a better, more attractive actress
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>>87481381
Palpatine movie when
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>>87474516
Why do these things look like a penis?
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>>87476582
>tfw Luuuuke is finally cannon again
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>>87491485
Another try to appeal to the female audience.
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>>87481381
This was literally the Vong plot
All Disney does is steal EU ideas and somehow make them worse
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>>87490634
like in ROTJ with the walkers but get this the new ones are going to have little t rex arms that are useless
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>>87474516
Honestly how many of these posts end up being accurate? I forget about these long before I watch the movie.
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>>87491907
the recent season GOT leaks were about 80% accurate
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>>87490678
>>87491091
^this
and I need to see if Anakin sloth is real
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>>87474780

They turned into those Red Guards. The helmet shapes match the more Samurai-esque costumes glimpsed in the first movie.
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>>87474516
>AT-M6

So, AT-ATs with... ankles?
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>>87475267

Did same with Rogue One. Caught a crappy cam a week or so later.
Haven't been tempted to watch a higher rez rip.

Will catch it on TV one day I guess.

I bought a toy of the robot though.
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>Supremacy is destroyed

Wow that sounds cool! I already can't wait for the next Star Wars movie, weher a ship even bigger than the Supremacy will be blown up! How AWESOME will that be?!
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>>87476134
Was recently revealed his X-wing is modified with an extra booster on the back so he can swoop past incoming TIEs before they laser him down, maybe he's fucked without it
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>>87493216
If he's such a great pilot, then he should be able to do it the hard way.
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>>87475664
Good fuckin riddance. Maybe they.can focus on writing a decent script instead of ways to insert OT shit.
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>>87493056
Not just a ship but a whole solar system of Supreme Death Mutant Star Killers From Hell
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>>87491424
>2 and a half hours of Ian mcdiarmid sheeving it up
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>>87487357
first order attacks crait with walkers AND TIEs
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>>87475076
>Kylo shoots Millennium Falcon down for good, but I don't know more details.

Not gonna happen.
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>>87475012
Thank you, Rey! But your Snoke is in another starship!
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>>87492726
>They turned into those Red Guards.
That's fucking stupid. You would figure they'd flesh out Luke and Ben Solo Kylo as characters but I guess the stupid cunt Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson see it more fit to make them just toy commercials. inb4 some retard excited for this movie tells me "STAR WARS IS JUST MEANT TO BE A TOY COMMERCIAL" while xe blogs about how excited it is for this fake Star Wars sequel.
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>>87490188
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>>87474643

>I was just pretending to be real
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>>87476613
your sexism disgusts me
you will never see a twilek dancer in star wars ever again
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Can you elaborate more on DJ? do we see Skywalker with a lightsaber?
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Why was finding Luke in the last movie such a big deal? It's not like he was magic'd away or taken prisoner. He decided to fucking leave. Did the rebellion plan to drag him back kicking and screaming and force him to fight the Empire?

And now after all that he's just crazy? What the fuck?
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>>87474598
Part of Luke is still craving those power converters and won't rest until he has them.
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>>87501285
And honestly what would one jedi be able to do? Do they think that Luke has some sort of anti empire death ray that he can just pull out of his ass, it would seem that the better idea would be to mount a full scale attack against the first order instead of leading a proxy war for no reason.
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>>87474516
Most of this is untrue.

Some of it is fanboy LARPing based on actual real spoilers, for example the Leia death description
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>>87474516
WRONG!!

EASILY PROVEN LIES

Poe's new ship is an open cockpit, terrestrial craft. It doesn't specifically belong to Poe, there are many of them, and they're almost like crop dusters. This is so easily proven simply by looking at the toy that was released last week.

Why you gotta lie OP?
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Luke is not evil. Luke is not Jekyl and Hyde. It is confirmed that he joins the heroes st the end of the film to fight Snoke
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>>87475076
More LARPing, lies and bullshit. You're just making things up and combining them with stuff we've heard from better sources
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>>87501398
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>>87475076
Hey Asshole

There's already a leak that proves one of the last scenes in the movie is the millennium falcon fleeing from snokes lair. This is 100% confirmed

Fuck you
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>>87475076
What a load of bull hockey
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>>87490023
Why is he so niggerish?
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>>87502058
Anakin is dead...
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