What is /tv/ consensus, is it kino?

That latest 3D animated movie was surprisingly good desu. Better than most of the previous ones.

>>87472069
Love'em, I'm learning french so I'll have to rewatch them all in the original language. Looking forward to it

>>87472100
Miraculix is my favorite

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geriatrix is /ourguy/

>>87472100
GET A FIX. AND HE BREWS DRUGS. YOU GO TO GET A FIX WHEN YOU'RE A DRUGGY.

HOLY SHIT :D

Kino of the highest order.

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hmmmm......

>>87472268
How did they get away with it?

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Which movie did you like best, anons?
For me it will always be Asterix in America, that ending scene especially
https://youtu.be/av3Tq3iCztk?t=1h13m28s

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>>87472296
not everyone got away with it

>>87472334
12 tasks

kinda off topic, anyone remember this? I grew up with this, it's supercomfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aesAjZeAwY

>>87472270
YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING ANON!

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>>87472268
go back to your containment board

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>>87472376
i can relate

This is my jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6wUVaw3oA

Great loved it as a kid even had the first movie on VHS, can't remember much form them tho.
I liked the live action ones as well.

>>87472493
Mhm yes

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>>87472069
masterpiece

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>>87472542
>Octavian wanted to drug this through dirty streets of Rome

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>>87472069
did you make this thread because i suggested roast boar in the fictional food thread?

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>>87472735
yes

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>>87472763
no problem. nice thread

>tfw asterix was a bullybro

>>87472799
>when he finally slaps a bitch
felt good man. Even as a child I knew she deserved that shit.

>>87472493
hnng

>>87472587
PASSIERSCHEIN A38

>>87472799
>>87472886
>manlet sperging out and attacking defenseless innocent woman
why is it ok again?

>>87472542
>not posting this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-G3MLjqicC8

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>>87472069
I watched one of the Asterix live-action movies once and it was awful, but the comics are patrician af.

>>87472100

>>87472345
Oompa-pa is even better than Asterix.


There , I've said it.

>>87472207
>Half-circle
>Geriatrix is on the far-right of said circle

Boy am I an idiot.

>>87472956
Asterix & Cleopatra is so much fun

'Beautiful Nose'

>>87472207
>asterix is all about a village holding against foreign invador
>somehow you're supposed to mock Agecanonix for wanting foreigners out

>>87472207
>muh hivemind
the romans were the good guys

>>87473951
geriatrix also fought for his country at alesia

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>>87473674
There is only one good live action movie. It's really good and it made a shit ton of money (highest grossing film in France for some years).

>>87472069
I watched the animated movies, but I still prefer the comics. Are they still popular?

>>87472207
>like 90 years old
>has a wife who looks like she's in her twenties
definitely /ourguy/

>>87472892
Best social commentary about bureaucrazy ever.

>>87472334
The twelth tasks and Asterix in Britain by far, I got so many keks when I watched it as a kid. I watched them in french though so you might have lost sope jokes with the translation, especially Asterix in Britain which mocked a lot british accent and their wording.
That scene where Obelix is retained in the Tower of London is one of my favorite

>>87474035
They are still very fucking popular.

It's not the same creative team (RIP) at all but the art, the adventures and the humour is still there.

>On ne parle pas sèchement à un Numide!

>>87472334
Asterix et la Surprise de César, watched it dozens of times and the comic is missing pages from all the times i've read it.

The greatest thing tho is that all the movies are on YT for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5KjKrIkd4k

>>87474428
kek

>>87474429
That one was great too. The enlisting to a roman legion and the gladiator academy especially, great sewers aesthetics too

>>87474004
This is the right answer. This one nailed how a live action Asterix movie should be done.

It's actually astonishing how bad 3 and 4 got. 1 at least tried, a little, even if it's largely forgettable. Alain Chabat seems like he's the only one who got the tone of the material and had respect for it.

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>>87472069
The 12 Tasks is probably my favourite animated movie of all time. Psychedelic and funny af.
>>87472100
Pic related

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>>87474004
Yeah agree. It was pretty fun and well made. Almost made me forget how much of a douche is Depardieu.
Also, best queen ever.

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>>87474589
>the gods are angry
kek

>>87474542
>>87474589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OldoyAaBohE

Do we ever hear him sing anything else? This is great.

>>87474678
Le coup du menhir is weird as fuck, I always made me feel uncomfortable when watching it as a kid
It's the darkest of the lot for sure

>>87474589
>Trying to subdue the gauls by moving roman population nearby so they could culturally subvert the villagers
Redpilled

>>87474494
Did you give a go to the one made by Astier ?

>>87474589
> Quousque Tandem
You just know Uderzo and Goscinny endured latin classes

>mfw when I can almost cite completly this tirade by Ciceron

>>87474887
i wonder how much more stuff went completely over my head as a kid

the page where the goths internally fight each other is dripping with reference, but i dont get it

>>87474819
>flooding the village with money for overvalued merchandise
:thinking:

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>>87474939
t. Not Jacques Chirac

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>>87474004
>That one fucking fightning scene

>>87474004
>when the cut to a documentary about crayfish because the following fight scene would be too brutal for a kids film
Kino in it's truest Form

>>87472100
dogmatix because of how well the pun works in english.

>>87472069
Just watched the twelves task in English, the voices are good but not as pitch-perfect as the French ones

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>>87474004
>>87474554
not just her.

>>87475138
Best Asterix desu

>>87472100
Vitalstatistix for how he always just barely managed to stay on his disk but still did it anyway because that is just how a chieftain has to look

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>>87474554
>>87475138

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>>87475233
>french

>>87475138
Is this where I do WE WUZ because that's what /tv/ does now, right? I see it posted so much I assume it's a /tv/ meme and I must fit in, I hate all the things /tv/ hates, like R&M and Marvel, so I make sure to fit in as much as possible.

Sorry I'm new :P

>>87475378
what?
this is a classic of french kino, just like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NymPJO4HfxQ
(great movie too)

>>87475443
wtf

>>87472892
> mfw i wrote the German wikipedia page on Passierschein A38
> mfw fucking admin went full muh Relevanz

Fuck you, Weissbier

>>87475473
just ignore the retards

>>87472799
>mocks modern feminism before it grew powerful
truly based

>>87475233
>>87475473
WTF I love France now.

>>87475601
Goscinny was a smart writer. Every Asterix story is stocked with references towards things that were hot at the moment and what he saw that were coming.

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>>87474494
>>87475698
I really dont understand why Chabat did not make more movies like this.

>>87472069
I must have watched Asterix the Gaul a 200 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCUt1BvAlYM

>>87475473
>this is a classic of french kino
I know, that's the reason for the comment
>>87475491
why so buttblasted?

It's a damn shame how downhill the comics went after Goscinny died

>>87475473
Why would Jews and Muslims want to destroy this culture?

>>87475988
dude obelix turns into stone lmao

>>87472270
wow, those American names suck

>>87475988
I think a few comics of that era are alright, for example the one in the desert and the one that parodies capitalism

>>87472069
Childhood kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8amDJpB6bw

>>87476768
THE LOOK OUT IS OUT

>>87472100
Asterix himself.

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How do Germans like the WWI-injokes in this one.

>>87472334

Wait there's SEVEN of them? I thought they only made two, Cleopatra and the vs Caesar one.

>>87476867
Twelve Tasks is the best one, an original film not based on a comic book crafted by the auteurs of the comic books, it's great.

>>87476024
dude aliens lmao

>>87472956
>>87472542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOsupbl2yX0

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>>87472100
Definitely Antisemitix

>>87474804
>Gandalf

>>87472334
12 tasks is my favorite cartoon

why didn't they just let Obelix drink the fucking potion?

>>87472270
>Cleopatra: Black
>Cesarion: Blonde
It doesn't work like that. And she was not Kween.

>>87479886
He does, and turns into stone

These were literally the comfiest show (and comics) to watch

>>87477399
kek

>>87472069
The comic book? Absolutely, all time classic.

The movies are generally really stupid and rarely funny.