It sucked

Wrong site, reddit

>>87464644

Enjoyed the lake scene did you?

>>87464670

Enjoy the site reddit, do you?

>>87464521
The movie was chapter one you schlomo. Of course they're not going to explore or resolve everything, because then there would be no need for a chapter two or three.

>>87464521
A long book outta get a long movie

Three hours was still cramming content in the last movie. I am actually glad they are breaking them into sequels

>>87464521
Left out the biggest part of the book. 0/10

>>87467787
>muh orgy
>muh end rape

Fuck off, as a feminist im glad we didnt get these scenes because we dont need more objectification in these types of things

Told you.

>>87467815
As a feminist, your opinion doesn't matter.

>>87464521
Everyone else is saying it's good. Nice try though

>>87467815
Did you read the scene? It was her fucking the boys, practically raping them, undressing them when they were saying "i cant". It also fights the concept that women don't enjoy sex, because she initiates sex with all of them, completely unprovoked by anyone else, and really likes it. It's practically feminist propaganda.

>>87469843
she liek the d

I disagree OP, I thought that this new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

>>87470961
reminder this shitty scene scared him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg2ubX_wJvU

>>87471405
OW AH HA HA

Thought the movie had some faults. Many of the scary scenes weren't complimented well by the framing or editing. Finn, girl, and fat kid performed well, rest of cast was poor to average. Also had quite a bit of comedy, not a negative but unexpected. Seems like a movie to attract people who want more Stranger Things.

>>87471859
>comedy unexpected when the villain is pennywise
hmmm

>>87471875
Not familiar with the source material or previous adaptions, but I felt that the horror scenes being accompanied with those silly moments made them more underwhelming. But if it's an attribute of the character then I just expected something else.

>>87469843
>and really likes it
Not really. She only liked it when she fucked the guy with a huge dicc.

>>87472595
That's when she got horny. Before, she compared it to "flying" and liked the psychological aspect

>>87472690
Because she was fucking dicklets before. She liked dominating those beta fuccbois but her pussy wasn't feeling their tiny peckers.
Even an 11 year old with almost no experience can tell a real man needs to have a phat cock to properly bring a woman to orgasm.

>>87472776
That would be Stephen King knowing that, since Beverly is a factious character created and shaped by King.

>>87472897
Was King cucked by a black guy?

I thought it was actually really good. Pretty excited for the next one.

>>87472962
It was Ben the fat guy that had the biggest cock. So I guess he was cucked by a fat guy, but Bev also got an orgasm when she had sex with Stephen's self-insert.

>>87464644
>if you don't like a heavily shilled reboot, you're Reddit
Get off my board, kiddo.

>>87469843
>depicting a woman as hyper sexualized, sexually aggressive, and promiscuous
>feminist
Nice try.

>>87464521
Yeah right. Guess I'll have to abstain from this board now until this film premieres in my country.

>>87464521
It was okay. The kids acting like suicidal idiots didn't bother me as much it did you because I accepted the movie was going to keep doing that the first time it happened. I enjoyed the slideshow scene but everything else was whatever.

>>87473541
>literally the definition of an "empowered" womyn
>not feminist
Feminism is about women being able to fuck whoever they want, whenever they want, however they want, and not being treated in a remotely sexual way by any man they don't want to fuck AKA being "objectified".
They basically want to be sluts without any of the negative consequences.

>>87473666
Sex positive feminist does, sex negative feminist does not.

Anyone else catch the Tim Curry clown doll in the dollroom?

>>87473666
Satan speaks the truth

>>87473666
>the definition of "feminist" is "woman who behaves in a way that maximises my chance of getting laid"
This delusion. No, "empowered women" is about women being empowered to live and prosper independent of and equal to men. The model of an "empowered woman" is a CEO raising adopted kids, not a porn star. The goal of feminism isn't to suck your dick. Jesus Christ.

>>87473976
Why does anyone try to have this argument on 4chan. Just stop.

Mama from Mama (2013) makes an extended cameo for no reason

>>87473712
The one they pointed out in all the trailers? I'm sure a lot of people.

>left out the black spot/mikes backstory
>left out the part where an extremely cruel act has to kickstart the feeding
>left out patrick hockstetter's whole story
>left out the hobo screaming at eddie "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A DIME FIFTEEN CENTS FOR OVERTIME"

still kinda scary bc I wasn't expecting a lot of thing bc the book was different

>>87474089
oh.. i didn't watch the trailers

i guess i'm not that special...

>>87473993
Because I'm benching and have nothing else to do in between sets. And you never know, sometimes you can actually change a person's mind here.

>>87474155
what's your bench

>>87464521

did they have sex or masturbation scenes in the movie?

>>87474358
nope patrick hockstetter was only in as a redshirt

>>87473514
>MY board
Lol fucking loser

>>87474374

too bad. was eager to see patrick masturbating henry. ;_;

>>87474248
Not high enough. I was going for 195 lbs 3x5 this morning, but I failed the last rep of the last set. I'm pissed. Been doing SS for two months or so.

Stephen King is basically a pedophile right? Why did that hack ever get popular? His books are trash. Definitely an agenda here somewhere

>>87473976
>The model of an "empowered woman" is a CEO raising adopted kids
This is the model of a privileged woman. Most genuinely empowered women belong to minorities and fight every day against oppression and inequality.
Rosa Park is the archetype of an empowered woman, not a fucking slave of the corporate powers that thinks adopting children to prevent "ruining" her body with the natural sequels of pregnancy is a sign of strength and independence.

>>87474860
>why did a hack fraud get popular for writing shitty books
Ask JK Rowling

>>87474956
Media pushes certain authors for a reason. The movie sexualized young kids

>>87474943
t. Tumblr

I'm looking forward the word "privilege" falling out of circulation in a few years.

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>>87464521
>It sucked
did it feel good?

>>87475054
You should ask yourself why the concept of privilege bothers you so much. Maybe you're becoming aware of your own and you're struggling to accept it.

>>87464521

>consciously defined character traits have no pay off

I love watching people who don't know anything about writing comment on it

>>87475250
And you do? please link me to your work right now or shut the fuck up.

>>87467908
tweeny edge

>>87475159
Lmao

No, it annoys me for the same reason Grumpy Cat annoys me: I can't go online without seeing people posting about it 24/7. It's an intellectual fad that will pass. Privilege, micro aggressions, the whole shebang. People are getting sick of it. Young people will rebel against the privilege checkers just like every generation of intellectual before them were rebelled against. So it goes.

I've got a great life and enjoy things many people aren't so fortunate to enjoy. And I don't feel bad about that at all. It doesn't bother me.

Help brainlet out. Do floating people in the end survive or what?

>>87471859

Stephen King characters have always had thr bantz and I'm glad they hoghlighted that. Eddie was my favorite character.

IT'S A GAZIBO

>>87475332
Fuck up loser lmao

>>87470961
You're going to laugh your ass off, fucking pussy

>>87474860

I loved him as a teenager and read most of his major novels before moving on to other writers. Pedophilia, gay-bashing, obsessing over black people, villainous caedboaed cutouts, and long tangents about summer end store specials are par for the course with him. There's also more than a few scenes of characters angrily jacking off or sucking dick. King is repressed.

>>87475489
Not an argument

>>87475362
>Lmao
>Grumpy Cat

Baiting 101:
If you absolutely must add some 9fag shit, remember it goes towards the end of the post. Otherwise people will bite too early and reply without even glancing at your carefully crafted wall of text.

(You)'re welcome.

>>87475536
Not even the guy you were bitching at so there was never an argument in the first place. Hahahah weird little faggot

>>87464521
How many screamers are in that crap? Also, is there something at the end of the credits?

>>87475572
>Implying I'm the same faggot
Fuck off, reddit faggot

>>87475598
Never been to Reddit autist keep embarrassing yourself

>>87475578
>How many screamers are in that crap?
Two. And a bunch of jumpscares that don't involve screaming.
>is there something at the end of the credits?
Beverly fucking the gang.

>>87475604
>Never been to reddit
>Types reddit with a capital r, like praising it
Fuck off, hipster redditor faggot

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>>87475633

>>87475633
Nah keep staying mad about a movie. Loser

>>87475548
I've never been to 9gag, but incessant privilege whining and lazy memes have ruined my Facebook feed.

>>87475650
Kek

>>87475661
>redditor
>Calls me a loser
Kek

The movie is okay, the best part is definitely the dancing clown and Richie

>>87475682
Genuinely embarrassing

How is there are a sequel to this that is a continuation of the same book. They killed the monster. Does he die halfway through the book?

>>87475633
>not capitalizing proper nouns
Don't you know that poor grammar is a trademark of the average Reddit user?

>>87475700
Just like your life

>>87475708
>Implying reddit is a person
My sides

>>87475722
Just like your wife

>>87475703

He returns 27 years later to fuck more shit up. The kids hurt It but didn't kill it.

>>87475703
He doesn't die. They just injure it badly and it goes into hibernation until the next cycle. They think it's dead but make the pact to come back if it isn't. And it isn't
>>87475722
You're both cringy little faggots

>Georgie, the nicest character in the movie
>has the most brutal, slowest and most painful death scene

what the fuck

>thread about film critique
>immediately devolves into reddit obsession shit-throwing and feminist debate
zzz

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>>87475740
>implying proper nouns only designate individuals
>implying Reddit isn't also the name of a character (pic related)

>>87475803
Because these dumb little faggots can't actually critique a movie. They have to spout stupid as buzzwords about some other shitty site and oppose the movie because they think it makes them an edgy contrarian

>>87475803
/tv/ - Throwing shit & Feminism

>>87475748
>Implying I have a wife

>>87475760
Shut up, memecenter faggot

>>>87475811
Kek, he's name is not "reddit", you dumbass, but "little faggot"

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>>87475821
pic related

>>87475821
Not really, the movie isn't out in their countries, so they're still memeing, just guve it 2, 3 days maximum and the threads will be serious

>>87475854
It's genuinely embarrassing. I remember I acted like that when I was 15-16 and realized around 18 that people hate that shit and look down at you like you're a fucking freak. Thank god I stopped that shit. No wonder most of these posters are friendless losers

The CG was downright shit and didn't blend in the movie at all, like who the fuck did they let make it, it looked rushed as fuck the shaders were all off and lighting was fucked.

>>87475847
>he's name is not "reddit", you dumbass, but "little faggot"
Aha! I got you now. Only a Redditor would know that thing's real name.
Now that you've been exposed go back to your shitty website to suck Little Faggot's dick.

>>87475914
Kek, what an edgy faggot, I know his name because 4Chan memes about it everyday on /b/, fucking newfag redditor memecenter 9gag tumblr faggot

>>87475911
The CG for the monsters were pretty bad but all the clown stuff was great and I enjoyed it

>>87464644
reddit loved this movie what are you on about?

>>87475949
What do you mean with "all the clown stuff"?

>>87475911
Did you expect them to show Beverly's actress' real nude body in that uncanny gangbang scene? We're already lucky enough that her orgasm face wasn't CGI.

>>87475911
I think there point was Penny was SUPPOSED to look out of place. His balloons certainly weren't supposed to look like real balloons. In the book they cast no shadow and moved against the wind, giving you the idea that they were unnatural.

>>87464521
It was good, you're just a shitter.

>>87475967
What do you mean what do I mean. Obviously everything that actually involved Pennywise not shape shifting.

Anyone else get a boner when all the losers beat the shit out of pennywise?

>>87475854
SQUATS N OATS

>>87475946
>everyday on /b/
/b/ is managed by Reddit staff, you dumb cunt.
You can tell by the color of the board, fucking newfag, only blue boards are non-Reddit.
To think you were a Redditor all this time and you didn't even know it. What a fucking retard.

>>87476017
I literally got up from the seat and yell FUCK YEAH beat up Drumpf looking motherfacker

>>87476038
Trolling aside he was cute as fuck.

>>87476054
I liked his little dance in the sewer

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>Live in Aus
>I started clapping at the end of this film and then other people started clapping
>everyone clapping

>>87476066
Me too but he looked like this while dancing and it made me die

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>>87476108
Tfw forgot gif

>>87476077
live in a ex Yu country and one guy started clapping at the end while others just laughed at him

Serious question

Should I read the book before I see the movie? At least the first half where they're kids?

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Would you?

>>87476159
It's long. There is no first half, its spliced between adult and kid each chapter. You should listen to the audio book if you wanna try that but it's 44 hrs long

>>87475949
stanley's monster fucking spooped me
the thing that looked like Mama

>>87473976

>2017
>Being sex negative.

>>87476247
When she was kept in the dark better like in the sewers she was spooky

>>87464521
Reminder that there is no orgy in the book.

>>87476247
that was weird how mama was in it despite having nothing like that in the book. Stick to what you know I guess.

Mama and the ghost from occulus are the only monsters that have scared me as an adult

>>87476305
yeah more like a gang bang

>>87476130
Christ the camera even moved like that in that scene

>>87476416
Exactly. They ran a train. That's not an orgy.

>>87476305

This. There is no orgy in the book. It was rape.

>>87476213
>It's long.

That's okay actually. By the time I'm done reading it, all the obnoxious nignogs will have seen the movie already and I can actually enjoy my theater experience.

>>87469843
The turtle made her do it.

>>87476597
You're lucky. I had nothing but fucking niggers thinking we needed commentary the entire movie.
Shit like when Bill hugs Georgie you had niggers screaming
>hahahah DAS GAY
literally subhumans that can't understand normal human emotions

>>87476681
Black people are triggered by any form of physical affection between guys. Probably because they have no dad.

So the black kid just sort of taged along huh was hoping for more development

>>87476834
He'all probably get more in part 2 when he's investigating the deaths when they happen again when they're 40

>>87476834
his back story and his dad's back story in the books was way more compelling.

The black spot scene wouldve been great and I wanted to see young Dick Halloram (from the Shining)

>>87476834
he's supposed to be the group historian but they switched that role over to ben. I'm pretty sure his parents didn't die in the book either, which made for kind of a confusing presentation because you didn't know if the scrabbling burning hands thing with him was supposed to be his parents or the black spot.
The movie was alright, and I'm glad they split it into two because even with just the kids they still had to leave so much out just because the book is so fucking huge.

>>87471405
There's a lot more to the scene than what they showed. That was one of his more sadistic moments in the film, and it was extremely tense.

>>87476205
Damn right I would. Right until it bit my head off I'd jackhammer that she bitch clown.

It's canon that in the Stephen King multiverse, after dying you go to a weird alien dimension and become slave to an ant queen entity for all eternity.
CANON

>>87476031
>/b/ is managed by reddit staff
Kek, fuck off, faggot

>>87478047
Can the turtle beat the fuck out of her if it wants to?

>>87478047
Lol wat

>>87477190
The Black Spot is confirmed for Part 2 iirc

>>87470961
Fucking copy pasta. Talk about the actual scenes outside the trailers you fucking shill.

did anyone else think a lot of the scenes were super dark
I feel like they did that to cover up some of the lazy cg

Movie was 7/10. Scares were brief and predictable. Pennywise was okay but his voice was bad. It's more of a dark comedy. Overall dissapointed.

>>87471421
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>>87478743
Cringed. Voice was great

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I like the way they handled the deadlights in this movie

>>87479066
Yeah I liked how his mouth unhinged

NO GANGBANG SCENE = TRASH MOVIE

>>87464521
Have we both seen the same film? IT was easily 8/10

>>87478535
Not really? 90% of the film is like in broad daylight

>>87479174
People have different tastes? WHAT THE FUCK!

movie was far better than that shitty dark tower movie attempt

>>87479101
They did a good job of showing that IT is an otherworldly horror beyond human understanding.

what are some other decent movies based on King's books?
I think Firestarter was pretty decent, along The Stand miniseries

>>87475695

I want the dancing clown scene to be a webm already.

>>87476438

That technique was used a couple of times.

someone post that extract of the pages where Pennywise says how Bev's dad wanted to fuck her

>>87479037
Voice was not great. His accent was bad and his inflection did not help.

>>87479376
I've come to rob the women...rape the men..AND DO THE PEPPERMINT TWIST!!

>>87479466
I thought it made him sound inhuman, like speaking was not easy for it to do.

>>87480005
But it's been around for like a century. Speaking should be easy if it wants to lure children

>>87480176
It's still not human. It sleeps for 27 years, it probably has to learn how people speak each new decade it wakes up.

>le secret gangbang scene xD

>>87480277
It also morphs into Georgie and has perfect English

>>87473976

lmao what kind of bullshit you feeding me you expect any CEO, male or female, to have time for kids?!

>>87464670
I did.

>>87464521
It was lacking a lot of basic elements necessary to construct the mythology. I don't necessarily need the Turtle, but the entire third act of this movie was them figuring things out for no discernible reason. They just sort of decide, "oh, well this must be how we kill the monster", but there was no inciting incident that would reasonably cause them to arrive at that conclusion.

>>87469843

More Male fantasy material.

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>>87479459
>I beat you because I wanted to FUCK you, Bevvie, that’s all I wanted to do, I wanted to FUCK you, I wanted to EAT you, I wanted to eat your PUSSY, I wanted to SUCK your CLIT up between my teeth, YUM-YUM, Bevvie, oooohhhhh, YUMMY IN MY TUMMY, I wanted to put you in the cage ... and get the oven hot ... and feel your CUNT ... your plump CUNT ... and when it was plump enough to eat ... to eat ... EAT...

This new Pennywise has to be the scariest movie monster we've seen in years. Literally years. There's two scenes in this movie that absolutely sent shivers down my spine. First when Pennywise possesses the slideshow and we finally get to see his very creepy and mental face in the final scene. What a build-up! I nearly pissed myself.

The other one is in the basement, first we see the excellent performance by Georgie's actor. You'll float too never has sounded more epically scary. And then Pennywise rises from the waters. I jumped in my chair and still do when watching this. I can tell I will be on the edge of my seat in theatres this september.

The movie itself seems to capture that 80s feeling we've seen in Stranger Things and other important work. Do your part and see it in theaters. Be a part of history.

MOMS

>>87475752
WOW so scary. WHO WOULD EVER PREDICT THAT?

That sounds lame. Its like he decided to rewrite stand by me but with clowns.

>>87481615
GONNA

>>87469843
What a slut.

>>87474123
>left out the black spot

That starts off Chapter 2

>left out the part where an extremely cruel act has to kickstart the feeding

There's always chapter 2

>>87464644
But this is reddit the movie

Told you.

>>87480723
That's when it's morphed into another human. It's probably easier to pull that since it just psychically finds how to behave from others memories. It itself would obviously never talk that way

>>87483424
Told us what? Its selling like hot cakes and was a solid movie .

>>87483785
Midnight showing numbers mean nothing.

>>87478267
Turtle doesn't want to do anything. Or is dead.

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>>87483325
All the gratuitous scenes with the teens would beg to differ.

>>87480785
Uhhhhhhhh http://people.com/babies/mark-zuckerberg-daughter-august-photo-cuddles/