Webm thread
>>87458868
Reminds me of The Incredibles.
>>87459109
it's kind of in the same vein, more blue language though.
keeping it alive
>>87462200
Is this any good
>>87462299
Great cast, decent idea.
It has a few great scenes, and a lot of curious choices in how they go with it, but it is a bit flat in the end.
The single greatest moment in regular show.
>>87461863
I want to hug her.
>>87458279
So cute, post more
>>87458279
>they didn't make the cat a qt neko girl
Missed opportunity
Anyone got that Seagal one where he throws the guy out of the window like 8 times.
>>87461863
Aw man what is this from? It's on the tip of my tongue.
>>87458279
Wew
My yellow fever just got worse
>>87465133
>blurs it
Dropped.
>>87461385
is that debrah winger
>>87458279
> that one ugly girl who obviously fucks the yakuza
>>87465766
This. It was almost good enough to look up.
>>87465829
yes, she was Wonder Girl
>>87458279
that fucking song has been stuck in my head for weeks
>>87465961
Source
>>87465863
they're all qts anon
>>87466225
My local college.
>>87458279
sauce plz?
>>87458279
song name? anyone knows?
>>87466406
Fuck whose that cutie in the one piece
>>87466158
What is it?
>>87466525
>>87466566
It's a commercial for computers.
>>87466661
got a link senpai?
>>87466525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtHugtXVWlI
Enjoy
>>87466126
D-did she ever talk about me?
>>87458868
is this any good? The Tick cartoon was goat
>>87458279
I need them inside of me
>>87467213
>tfw you will never be a mouseboy with a harem of mousegirls AND be used as a dildo for the mistress of the house
>>87467034
>shaky cam effect
which idiot thought that this would be a good idea?
>>87467034
what movie?
>>87467369
learn to sauce you pleb
>>87467369
Gantz 2016. It's shit. Everything Gantz is shit.
>>87467369
>>87466646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtHugtXVWlI
>>87458279
mousu mousu digimon mousu
>>87468141
>this cunt appears
thread hidden
>>87468158
you seem upset
>>87466611
I didn't know who you were talking about at first, but now I'd like you to have a seat.
>>87461863
what is this expression trying to convey?
>>87468158
>>87468158
I wonder why you're upset
>>87467128
what is this from and why is it posted in every wemb thread
>>87468158
were you hurt anon?
>>87468158
>>87468158
I'm sorry you're upset
>>87468158
>>87468258
At least someone caught on
>>87468429
lol i forgot how stupid that movie was
>>87467128
Did the guy who fell get saved? And why isn't it getting plugged up with meat?
>>87468783
I mean if we're going to get into specifics why was no one questioning the giant harvester thing that was installed in a dance club? Who installed it? Wouldn't they wonder why it had to be able to functionally grind across the dance floor?
>>87463182
doesn't matter had sex
/tv/ has failed me for the last time with recommending this crap. The ass was nice for sure, but the rest of it puts a stain on the great name of the stylish 80s.
>>87469066
they did an BOTW about this moof
>>87461863
Do you think Sersha will become one giant freckle if she stays out in the sun too long.
>>87468925
I'm so confused
>>87464749
How I Live Now
back when breaking news stories were still exciting
will td3 be good?
>>87469338
How is a horrible tragedy exciting? at least none of the officers died from what I remember reading.
>>87469372
what's tragic about bad guys dying and good guys winning?
>>87469338
>>87469372
>How is a horrible tragedy exciting?
I mean how are they not?
>>87469111
>>87469448
jeezy peeps
>>87469338
>>87463182
>muh metaphore
>>87469504
is that from this show?
how'd she get out of stabbing that dude?
>>87468925
source?
>>87463182
dude
wut
>>87469539
It's a flashback.
>>87469563
is she okay
>>87469623
Yeah thankfully her spotter got her out in about 9 seconds and she came to.
>>87468970
what's this from?
>>87469563
kek
>>87469684
is that a literal hot box?
what a poindexter
>>87469704
that's aaron rogers for you
>>87468492
>looks nervously at the camera
never gets old
>>87469774
>when the making of documentary is a better movie than the movie its about
>>87469265
The fuck is this?
>>87470058
get a dang spatula you dingus
>>87470058
post more ja/ck/
>>87470170
>>87470256
What do you guys get out of posting the same webms day in and day out? Not even talking about the meme ones
Why not wait until you've got a bunch of new ones ready to start another thread
>>87470098
A Right wing death squad
>>87466406
zero
zero
zero
>>87470449
>he says, contributing nothing
>>87470519
I'm just curious. Not judging or anything
this is nice board
>>87469355
Who was he shooting at?
>>87470449
If I op a webm thread it's normally when I'm going to be working at home and can bump it all day, thought being that if a webm thread is up there's a better chance of people posting webms in a webm thread.
>Why not wait until you've got a bunch of new ones ready to start another thread
At this point I pretty much only come to /tv/ and 4chan in general for the webm threads. I "get a bunch of new webms" by starting webm threads.
>What do you guys get out of posting the same webms day in and day out?
When I'm not being an asshole to people that whine I generally try to post confirmed for autism.webm and absurdist qt.webm then try and post different shit or follow the flow of the day or whatever. At this point I have 939 webms saved on this computer.
It'd be cool if the people that make webms for generals and whatever every week also dump their shit in these threads. It'd be cool if people just contributed more in general so we don't have to have this conversation every thread.
>>87470747
This video is the definition of cringe.
>>87470779
but why? It's the definition of rotoscoping and camera movement porn. Fucking invisible technocrane shot inside of a opera hall with 360 degree mirrors of a subject moving in multiple focal lengths? Plus it's an autistic qt acting silly in a formal setting. It's the purest kino pfft.
ywn
>>87470761
I wonder if any hotels will stay open in souther florida. It'd be cool to post up in one and film the apocalypse.
>>87470846
>Plus it's an autistic qt acting silly in a formal setting
That's what makes it unwatchable.
>>87470747
Thanks for the thorough reply. If I ever become less of a dirty phoneposter and get around to torrenting some of the stuff I like and making my own webms I would contribute. Probably will at some point. I like the concept even though I find the content repetitive
>>87470907
Last I heard they were shutting them all down as a precaution.
>>87470940
pschhht you don't know squat about a e s t h e t i c s clearly
>>87470986
What is this retarded shit even?
>>87469284
sauce?
>>87470945
When you start webming it becomes quite addictive.
>>87470988
>>87470915
>this is considered attractive in the united states of obesity
>>87470959
The guy who edited that deserves an oscar, or two.
>>87458868
>>87459109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaLDyrun_Cc
>>87458868
Complete rip-off of Catch Me If You Can
>>87468566
>Tony and Ralphie from The Sopranos
>>87471121
Shit son, you beat me by seconds :@
>>87470945
yeah it'd be convenient if they upped the size level and switched to sound, because nobody is super motivated to create or harvest OC for /tv/ webm threads when they still have to be silent here but not at /wsg/ and whatever.
And the repetition is weirdly part of it? It wouldn't be 4chan if you didn't have to sift through a bunch of shit to find something interesting.
>Probably will at some point.
And definitely do that. I still have Ichi the Killer and Martyrs and a couple other things waiting to get webemed up and spammed.
>>87470959
woah
>>87469448
Sauce?
>>87471015
fucking perfume commercial directed by Spike Jonze. Just like 3 minutes of a qt doing weird shit in a cool location in technically impressive ways.
>>87463182
Shrek is love
Shrek is life
>>87471087
god she's pretty
>>87471145
The Sinner S01E06
>>87468568
This is almost like bait
It's so easy to rip we don't even rip, we just watch it and think about how were being fucked in the ass by a red, white and blue coloured dildo.
>>87458279
Why do they look so dead inside?
>>87469066
haha, jokes on here, with hips like that she could only have 10 or 12 children.
>>87471087
peepers
>>87469650
idk I think NZ made it.
>>87469265
>>87469284
sauce you fucking faggot
>>87470682
just like trees and stuff.
>>87469504
she's gonna turn into a jennifer connolly skellington isn't she
>>87469504
>>87471348
She probably wouldn't be that great for cannibalism tbphwyf. Bet her meat would be all gamey and stringey like horse meat. She needs a fattening. She's so dang schredded.
>>87469650
>>87471266
found it, but thanks anyway
>>87471461
oh yeah it was shock
>>87471138
The sound/size limit thing sucks, sometimes I find really good non-porn stuff while browsing /gif/ and get totally sidetracked from my original purpose for going there. Shame they don't just give us the same settings.how do I into torrents and webming, pls spoonfeed
>>87469430
>>87469528
that might be one of the stupidest movies I've ever seen, even couldn't finish it. and I've seen and finished a lot of shitty movies.
>>87471507
Here's PA's guide for webming. For torrents go to the bay of pirates.
>>87471488
Incredible
>>87471534
Thanks friend.
>>87471589
No worries
>>87471507
https://gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter
use variable encoding, not constant
tick high quality mode, which enables two pass encoding
CRF: quality of video, lower the number high the quality
Tolerance: how close it will stay at the CRF, higher number means it will stray further from crf which means a decrease in quality but useful for action scenes and keeping the webm under 3mb. Generally play around with this first and keep crf at about 10.
Audio: keep quality at 1
Slices: use 4 or above
download whatever torrent program you want, qbittorrent is good
go to rarbg, tpb, extratorrent, 1337x, or any other torrent site
download kino
>>87471672
oh and that pic; don't use use/tick VP9 as 4chan is still a nigger and doesn't use it
>>87470999
Sauce
>>87471672
also thanks
>>87471751
kek that was good
>>87458279
How mad are you about """'best nakamoto"""""""""' riping
>>87471751
not-top gear really hit its stride by the last couple episodes I felt. Definitely were missing some of the crew they had been working with forever but they were finding a rhythm with the new guys. Will watch the second season
>>87470725
Wonder who wrote that scene.
Does any use 4chan x and know how the fuck to make replies not have the stupid arrow next to posts but have the post number instead?
also how to make the thumbnails of spoilers visible?
>>87471088
>The guy who edited that deserves an oscar, or two.
or two, or two, or two, an oscar, or two, oscar, two.
>>87471033
>>87471318
>>87471033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iCTYfBzXY0
>>87469530
Kek
>>87471923
>to make replies not have the stupid arrow next to posts but have the post number instead
wat?
t. use 4chan x
>>87471869
oh I'll watch everything they do until they're incapable. Nu Top Gear can get fucked though. When the only castmembers that aren't awful are an American and a German you fucked up.
>>87469265
RIGHT WING INSEMINATION SQUADS.
>>87471923
>not browsing 4chan on a $2000 gaming rig
>>87472238
>you will never have you dick caressed by her eyebrows
>>87472199
this shit
>>87471087
The Jew is strong with this one
>>87471246
Wonder what prescription drugs she was on that night
>>87472305
That's weird. Mine's normal even with 4chan x. Must be something in your settings.
>>87472313
English and Norwegian ancestry.
>>87472352
Yeah I figured, can't find anything to change it, it's fucking annoying. What version are you using? Gonna try another one
Now setting aren't saving
>mfw
>>87472448
https://www.4chan-x.net/
>>87472032
good public service announcement for why brits need their gun rights back
>>87472448
Kek at that webm.
Using 1.13.10.7
Had a quick look through my settings and couldn't even see something that would make it that arrow thing.
>>87472481
>>87472507
yeah got it from that link and that version too. Using oneechan too but can't see anything in that either, might try disable that and see what happens
>>87458279
>>87466743
Fantastic thanks.
>>87472570
A: The English and Irish isles had considerably more inbreeding than continental Europe.
B: Inbreeding is bad. Arguing that their genetics are fucked because of their historic genetic diversity doesn't make any fucking sense.
>Blonde does not equal master race btw
No such thing. Race is a meme and everyone is a nigger to someone.
>>87472578
okay figured it out, it was a setting in oneechn Now 4chan x won't save settings, every time I refresh or load a new thread it resets to default. I shouldn't have started fucking around with it. Was working fine like 209 minutes ago
>>87472683
Is oneechan that important? Can you disable it or remove it?
>>87472706
Sorry, misread your post. I thought it was interfering with 4chan x. Mayeb just close and restart your browser.
>>87458868
>>87467180
It's nowhere near as good as the Patrick Wharburton version, but it has its charms.
>>87472727
Yeah tried that too. Even with oneechan disabled 4chan x doesn't want to save settings.
>>87472738
brutal
>>87472673
>A: The English and Irish isles had considerably more inbreeding than continental Europe.
No they didn't.
>>87472673
>A: The English and Irish isles had considerably more inbreeding than continental Europe.
This is false.
>>87472673
>B: Inbreeding is bad. Arguing that their genetics are fucked because of their historic genetic diversity doesn't make any fucking sense.
This is also false if you understood anything about genetics.
You're a retard. Look up viable genetic populations, protip, that's never been a problem for the British isles. They have one of the largest mix of genetic makeup in the world. Vikings, Romans, Celts, Anglo-Saxons, Picts, Normans. So on, so forth. Stop talking about shit you have no fucking clue of.
>>87471751
>Scenes women will never understand
>>87472785
Hope you can find a solution anon.
>>87472738
How many kids did this traumatize
>>87470907
Just saw this a few months ago and was astounded by many things, not the least of which was the fact that she never acted before or since that film.
>>87472955
>>87472955
thanks mate. Maybe it'll start working properly after a reboot, will play around with it a bit later, it's drained my patience for now
>>87472861
>50%+
Jesus christ
>>87473075
Xena was so /comfy/
>>87471203
Fucking what
>>87473086
It's because they marry their cousins. In the UK the South Asian population has over ten times the rate of genetic deficiencies as the wider British population yet they still pretend that it's fine.
>>87472861
>map brought to you buy an advocate for cousin fucking
Also that map is a chart of contemporary incidences of consanguinity, not historical genetics.
>This is also false if you understood anything about genetics.
kek sick map.
>Look up viable genetic populations, protip, that's never been a problem for the British isles.
Never? Among ALL of the British Isles? You're being silly.
>They have one of the largest mix of genetic makeup in the world.
Eh. Honestly what point are you even making and what specifically are you referencing? Among the royalty there was systematic inbreeding for centuries to keep their assets in the family. And among the commoners there wasn't a whole lot of travel opportunities. Just the geographic isolation of being on an island implies thousands of years of almost entirely "preserved genetics." Yeah the Normans invaded and they turned into a global empire but you're clearly failing to grasp the much broader picture.
>Stop talking about shit you have no fucking clue of.
You've said nothing to imply that you have any idea what you're talking about tbphwyf.
>>87473180
> In the UK the South Asian population has over ten times the rate of genetic deficiencies
Source. also explain what you think that means specifically.
>>87472861
London being a major metropolis is the only reason why the British Isles don't have a collective extra chromosome.
>>87472238
Anyone got the other eyebrow webm?
>>87473348
>>87473348
or
>>87473241
>>87473331
You're confused. Ten times the population doesn't mean ten times the genetic variation. You only need a population in the tens of thousands to avoid inbreeding. It was no more an issue in Britain than anywhere else in Europe.
>>87473241
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/7957808/700-children-born-with-genetic-disabilities-due-to-cousin-marriages-every-year.html
>>87472738
Fuck i love when kids die in films
The little shits always survive. How is putting a child in danger supposed to "raise tension" when they never fucking die?
>>87473374
>>87473397
Unfuckingbelievable thanks.
>>87473398
>You're confused. Ten times the population doesn't mean ten times the genetic variation
You're confused. I never fucking said that. Honestly what the fuck are you talking about m8?
>You only need a population in the tens of thousands to avoid inbreeding.
No shit. Saying what you technically need to avoid inbreeding isn't super relevant. Did you JUST learn about genetic viability or something?
> It was no more an issue in Britain than anywhere else in Europe.
Again, JUST FROM THE GEOGRAPHICAL ISOLATION THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF LESS OPPORTUNITIES AMONG THE GENERAL POPULATION TO OUTBREED.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/7957808/700-children-born-with-genetic-disabilities-due-to-cousin-marriages-every-year.html
The south asian population doesn't have over ten times the rate of deficiencies. People that fuck their cousin have over ten times the rate of deficiencies. And you were just posting propaganda from a cousin fucking advocate. And you were just arguing in favor of preserved genetics? You do realize that's what they're doing right? You do realize the solution to that problem is them breeding with white people right lol?
Honestly how is it that your point? Inbreeding isn't bad because check out this article about the problem of destructive tribalist inbreeding causing birth defects. White people should be more like that?
>>87473576
idk what this is
>>87473706
she constantly looks like a malfunctioning emotionbot
>>87473706
Does she have an extra muscle in her forehead or something?
>>87473679
>>87473745
I've never seen either one look less attractive.
>>87473869
>>87471203
american negro detected.
>>87473954
How can a woman look so beautiful, but ugly at the same time?
>>87474036
british """genetics""""
>>87471880
this movie looks ugly af
>>87473130
>tfw there is never going to be good remaster because they shot the series with shit cameras
>>87469478
lewd
>>87474055
>delavigne
real anglo name there, retard
>>87473679
>No shit. Saying what you technically need to avoid inbreeding isn't super relevant. Did you JUST learn about genetic viability or something?
Well no, that's not what you 'technically' need, that's a ball park figure of a community that would be completely fine unchecked. Technically if you controlled it well enough you could avoid inbreeding with a population in triple figures or less.
>Again, JUST FROM THE GEOGRAPHICAL ISOLATION THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF LESS OPPORTUNITIES AMONG THE GENERAL POPULATION TO OUTBREED.
I'm not sure what your point is supposed to be. Even if there are fewer opportunities in a smaller population it's still far more than any one person would ever need in an entire lifetime.
>Honestly how is it that your point? Inbreeding isn't bad because check out this article about the problem of destructive tribalist inbreeding causing birth defects. White people should be more like that?
Who said inbreeding isn't bad? What the fuck are you rambling about?
>>87474122
>Who said inbreeding isn't bad?
>B: Inbreeding is bad.
>This is also false if you understood anything about genetics.
>>87474109
You don't pass genes via your surname anon.she's a kike
>>87474190
>he thinks he's been responding to only one person
>>87474059
>>87473954
>>87474036
I'ts the nose, her man jaw would be manageable if it wasn't for her nose, the front part is to high, it's reminiscent of a pig.
Hurricanes Suck
>>87474190
>>87474232
>>87474475
Stay safe anon
>>87465915
Maybe you'll want to look it up then.
>>87470915
>yfn feel the bed start to buckle as one of them rides your face while the other rides your dick
>>87474232
>he thinks it matters
If you reply to a comment chain and make no attempt to differentiate your position from the dipshit you're replacing you're the same dipshit. It's not anyone else's job to differentiate you beautiful and unique snowflakes.
>>87474550
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if i am only talking to one person. Shit reeks of backpedaling samefag.
>>87458279
Are South Koreans entertainment the lab rat of MK Ultra?
>>87471923
>>87474955
Dunno. He might be prepping for the hurricane.
>>87462354
Why was S3 so fucking shit?
>>87466406
poor form
>>87475285
Kek, I didn't know where he lived. Welp don't know what he's up to.
>>87474955
Said he was busy with his kids school school or some shit and didn't have time to watch shit or make new webemes.
>>87474955
why is he called PA?
is he actually a polygamist or is that a joke?
>>87466743
maybe I'd watch tv again if we had commercials like this
>>87475093
c o n f u s e d
where'd there helmets go? howd all their helmets come off? Why is that one guy just staring?
>>87475530
If he's joking, he puts on a good act.
>>87469478
I thought that was Emma Watson for a second
>>87475567
they teleported to hell and were there for a lot longer than a few seconds
>>87475567
Look at the Earth Time and Destination Time. The location of the "away team" is near a black hole so there is a strong time dilation.
>>87474955
>>87475285
>>87475466
Still alive. Real life can be a pain. Getting school started with kids and now dealing with getting stuff ready for a storm. I am in the South East.
>>87475530
Yes I am.
Will start a thread with some OC
>>87475056
>no ass
>no tits
>robotic expression
literally what are they selling here
>>87475904
Good to read that you are safe. Hope the storm is not too much.
>>87476125
are you going down the list of BOTW movies or something?
>>87476125
Good to hear.
>>87476121
Should be tropical storm winds here. Lot of picking up stuff that could be debris, and took down two trees that I was worried about falling.
Also, new thread
>>87476133
>>87476133
>>87476133
>>87458279
k-shit is hot, but they always feel so synthetic
>>87462540
reminder not to get mad at vidya
also hows J.G's new show?
>>87458279
japanese "dancing" is like turbo shit
>>87476338
That's because they are.
>>87469851
Looked like garbage anyway
>>87471083
Considering the alternatives are even fatter, yes.
>>87471083
Considering the alternatives are even fatter, yes.
I'm in fucking nursing school and the skinniest women in the class are the hottest by default.
>>87474058
Every scene is gray. Capeshit sucks the soul out of cinema
>>87475952
damn that movie was really comfy
>>87470959
See, you think that was just a repeated shot.
In fact, the edit cut out all the gaps in time that the guy got out of the hospital, returned home, replaced the window, and then Steven Seagal returned and kicked him out of the window again.
>>87472032
>unwatchable
Maybe for you normalfags
>german rifles
>not knowing congo's was a civil war
If this shit happens in britcuckistan (allah save the queen) it will most likely be either ahmeds culturally enriching them or chavs with those shitty britcuck rifles that jam all the time
>>87469478
ACTING
>>87458279
the webm that saved /tv/
>>87467479
what's it like to be totally dead inside?
>>87469528
wouldn't there be a shitload more blood? wouldn't there be ANY BLOOD?
>>87476338
they are japanese though
>>87480605
She's had a tourniquet tied on her arm as well as it being tied down.