Raimi BTFO

Brilliant making Spiderman the villain in this film. Really turned the superhero genre on its head.

>tumblr trying to take away the hurt from based Raimi's unhealable burn

Raimdy Macho Man Samvage

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>>87456733
>Uncle Ben

At last I truly see.

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>>87456999
who are you quoting?

>>87456733
>Spider Man was homophobic in 2002 and thought the idea of two men being together was so disgusting that it could be taken as an insult.

>>87457066
nice meme

It was a joke.

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Listen peter
*turns to face camera*
The niggers, spics and towel heads are all out to kill us, but they're hiding a bigger threat. They're controlled by the real enemies, the bank controlling kikes that want the white race to become a memory. Ever wondered why all interacial couples on tv are black men/white women? Typical Jewish propaganda to brain wash our women. It is our responsibility to secure a future for our white heritage and children....and by god I'll kill any kike that threatens that peter....can you say the same?

>>87456733
I read "accidental" as "sexual" at first.

>>87456733
when the super male vitality hits you, and hits you hard

>>87456733
>Well, thanks for the monologue of your sad life, fag, the 3 minutes have passed and I won
What did the human spider meant by this?

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You could say I'm something of a holocaust denier myself.

>>87457666
Holy shit Raimi is woke

How did I miss this the first time?

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>>87457666
>>87457066
>>87456999
>>87456733
Is this a spiderman get thread?

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>>87457666
Based Ben

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>>87458061
>"So I asked Stan how he would describe Venom and Stan says 'well, he's loud dumb and violent - we used to call him Vinigar' - swear to god"

>>87457666
Based Ben "Ten Ton Terror of Tel-Aviv" Parker

How did "Spiderman is racist" even start?

It was a bit much when Uncle Ben recited this poem to Peter and told him to keep the streets clean:

When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

>>87458322
>How did "Spiderman is racist" even start?

It started when they began scrubbing every single copy of the original dialogue from history using a time machine. But they can't erase it from our minds and hope for it to fade from memory. But how could you forget the scene where Peter, dressed as Spider-man and on top of the Empire State Building, is ass raping a 12 year old black girl while screaming "HEIL HITLER YOU FUCKING NIGGER!!!" before he throws her off the edge and takes a piss?!?

>>87458512
That's the mandela effect for ya

>>87456733
He has a lot of information he shouldn't have.

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>You're very talented Peter - but maybe let these ideas about population genetics go for a while

>>87456733
wtf i hate spderman now

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>Peter with this technology we can make the strongest oven in the world

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>I like the Holocaust. It makes me happy

These movies just couldn't get made today

>>87456733
Thought his name was human holocaust?

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>>87458136

>>87458322
>>87458433
>>87458644
>>87459200

>>87459252
He could at least name himself after something that actually happened.

>>87458322
>that's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?
wtf Raimi, that's insensitive!

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>"Ya know, i guess one man can make a difference, That man's name was George Lincoln Rockwell. He was the man who convinced me that hitler wasn't such a bad guy after all and that the jews are the true supervillains. Alas, I am a jew as well. And i have to live my whole life knowing that i'm a jew. The fact that i have life force absorbing powers doesn't change that. So remember this Peter, Hitler will always be a true believer in my eyes."

I'm surprised that Raimi manged to redpill one of the most powerful jews of all time.

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>>87457666

>>87459170
>the power of the third reich... in the palm of my hand
Raining had no chill

>>87456999
it's just banter you fag
give me those trips

>>87457045
>Peter those damn kikes got me

Raimiposting >>>>>>>>>>>> sneedposting

Big if true.

>>87458223
underated

godspeed spiderman

>>87462018
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP