ITT: Overrated Horror Films

>>87456192
Yeah it's pretty bad. It's really a shame that Curse of Michael Myers was such a mess because it would have made for a good ending.

Imagine being Michael in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Michael and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>87456192
Yeah fuck h20, it was appalling why does everyone like it

1>4>3>2>>>>>>5>>>>>>>>remake>remake sequel>h20>6>ressurection

>>87456501
If you're going to count 6, the producer's cut should get thrown in the mix. For me it goes:

1>2>4>6(PC)>5>3>H20>Resurrection>Remake>Remake Sequel

>>87456501
>>87456583
Curse is awesome, I don't know why people hate it like that. Yeah, it was stupid, but people overreacted a bit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQForvCrT0&t

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>>87457175
>that fucking soundtrack

Wasn't this when they were pushing Kevin Williamson?

Now everyone can admit what weak crap this one was.

Can't get into the Halloween series, it's just bad. It really feels like a bad soap-opera after 3.
I did like the first 30 minutes of the second film, though, it was very intense with lots of shit going on. Then it simply became a simple hide-'n'-seek game in the hospital. So I prefer the first film over it, simply because it does more with the stalking. I really like the shots of the neighbouring house at night when the kid sees Michael walking around it.
My favourite is part 3, however, it's a gory "Goosebumps" episode that has no real flaws. It's jus entertaining. catchy theme, too

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This one here by Danny McBride will surpass the original.

>>87457175
lol is this T2? Damn it looks bad. I have only watched I and III and the Rob Zombie 1